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Eastbourne Borough Football Club, Priory Ln Eastbourne, BN23 7QH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastbourne. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Elizabeth Searle, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)
2
2
4
2
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)
2
1
3
3
Inter Kebabs (Blue)
2
1
2
4
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)
2
1
2
5
Fatalanta (White)
2
1
2
6
Hangover 96 (Green)
2
0
1
7
KFC Wimbledon (Red )
2
0
1
8
Orange is the new fat (Orange)
2
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 13 | 5 | 4 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 10 | 7 | 3 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 10 | 7 | 2 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 13 | 4 | 2 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 2 |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 16 | -2 | 1 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 1 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 18 | -14 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 2 |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 1 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 1 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 12 | -13 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 4 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 2 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 2 |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Ashley Mardlin | 4.00 | 1.21% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Lee Baulcomb | 1.00 | 4.98% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Matthew Long | 1.00 | 3.71% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Billy Wood | 1.00 | 3.68% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Dan Fairway | 1.00 | 3.22% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Jack Beadle-Daly | 1.00 | 2.54% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Dean Lock | 1.00 | 2.48% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Chris Perrin | 1.00 | 2.37% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Dominic Canney | 1.00 | 1.94% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Nathan White | 1.00 | 1.81% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Oliver Waller | 1.00 | 1.74% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Matt Jackson | 1.00 | 1.70% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Sam Jaban | 1.00 | 1.66% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Matt Burman | 1.00 | 1.51% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | William Kirkham | 1.00 | 1.51% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Ryan Baulcomb | 1.00 | 1.46% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Connor Kilby-Morris | 1.00 | 1.38% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Michael Fox | 1.00 | 1.33% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | James Wells | 1.00 | 1.26% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Jon Wootton | 1.00 | 1.17% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Jack Scott | 1.00 | 1.15% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | James Swinford | 1.00 | 1.10% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Mike Ling | 1.00 | 0.95% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Andrew Lee | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| Fatalanta (White) | John Payne | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Roberto Tedesco | 0.50 | 2.74% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Oliver Marchant | 0.50 | 2.16% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Steve Ruocco | 0.50 | 1.98% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Ben Mepham | 0.50 | 1.95% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Mark Ballard | 0.50 | 1.93% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Carl Henningway | 0.50 | 1.84% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Stuart Hunt | 0.50 | 1.77% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Damien Thomas | 0.50 | 1.76% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Simon Oldfield | 0.50 | 1.65% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Kai Hunnisett | 0.50 | 1.53% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Sam Yarwood | 0.50 | 1.15% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Ellis Nuttall | 0.50 | 1.08% |
| Fatalanta (White) | James Gray | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Paul Cox | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Marcus Hunt | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Chris Dawkins | 0.50 | 0.73% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Hayden Hills | 0.50 | 0.60% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Matthew Pinyoun | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Ben Huggins | 0.50 | 0.58% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Daniel Wright | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Luke Burrage | 0.50 | 0.46% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Joe Skinner | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Greg Holden | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Shaun Allery | 0.50 | 0.29% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Russ Harrison | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Ben Davis | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Glendon Francis | 0.50 | 0.14% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 22 May
KFC Wimbledon (Red )VS 20:00Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 22 May
Hangover 96 (Green)VS 20:30Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 22 May
Inter Kebabs (Blue)VS 21:00LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 22 May
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)VS 21:30Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 29 May
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)VS 20:00Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 29 May
Fatalanta (White)VS 20:30Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 29 May
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)VS 21:00Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 29 May
KFC Wimbledon (Red )VS 21:30Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 05 June
Hangover 96 (Green)VS 20:00Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 05 June
Inter Kebabs (Blue)VS 20:30KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 05 June
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)VS 21:00Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 05 June
Orange is the new fat (Orange)VS 21:30LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 12 June
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)VS 20:00Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 12 June
Fatalanta (White)VS 20:30LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 12 June
KFC Wimbledon (Red )VS 21:00Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 June
Hangover 96 (Green)VS 21:30Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 19 June
Inter Kebabs (Blue)VS 20:00Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 19 June
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)VS 20:30Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 19 June
Orange is the new fat (Orange)VS 21:00KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 19 June
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)VS 21:30Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 26 June
Fatalanta (White)VS 20:00Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 26 June
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)VS 20:30KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 26 June
Orange is the new fat (Orange)VS 21:00Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 26 June
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)VS 21:30Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 03 July
Inter Kebabs (Blue)VS 20:00Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 03 July
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)VS 20:30Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 03 July
Hangover 96 (Green)VS 21:00LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 03 July
KFC Wimbledon (Red )VS 21:30Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 10 July
Fatalanta (White)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 10 July
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)VS 20:30Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 10 July
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)VS 21:00Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 10 July
Orange is the new fat (Orange)VS 21:30Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 17 July
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)VS 20:00LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 17 July
Orange is the new fat (Orange)VS 20:30Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 17 July
Inter Kebabs (Blue)VS 21:00Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 17 July
Hangover 96 (Green)VS 21:30KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 24 July
Fatalanta (White)VS 20:00Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 24 July
KFC Wimbledon (Red )VS 20:30Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 24 July
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)VS 21:00Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 24 July
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)VS 21:30Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 31 July
Orange is the new fat (Orange)VS 20:00Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 31 July
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)VS 20:30Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 31 July
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)VS 21:00KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 31 July
Inter Kebabs (Blue)VS 21:30Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 07 August
Fatalanta (White)VS 20:00Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 07 August
Hangover 96 (Green)VS 20:30Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 07 August
KFC Wimbledon (Red )VS 21:00Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 07 August
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)VS 21:30LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 15 May
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)6 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Red )LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)10 - 8Hangover 96 (Green)Fatalanta (White)8 - 5Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Orange is the new fat (Orange)-2 - 12Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 08 May
Inter Kebabs (Blue)5 - 12Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Hangover 96 (Green)6 - 6Orange is the new fat (Orange)KFC Wimbledon (Red )5 - 8LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)11 - 4Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 22 May
KFC Wimbledon (Red )0 - 0Fatalanta (White)Hangover 96 (Green)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Inter Kebabs (Blue)0 - 0LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)0 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 29 May
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 0Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatalanta (White)0 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)0 - 0Inter Kebabs (Blue)KFC Wimbledon (Red )0 - 0Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 05 June
Hangover 96 (Green)0 - 0Fatalanta (White)Inter Kebabs (Blue)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Red )Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 0LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 12 June
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)0 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange)Fatalanta (White)0 - 0LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)KFC Wimbledon (Red )0 - 0Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Hangover 96 (Green)0 - 0Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 19 June
Inter Kebabs (Blue)0 - 0Fatalanta (White)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)0 - 0Hangover 96 (Green)Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Red )LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 26 June
Fatalanta (White)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Purple)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Red )Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 0Hangover 96 (Green)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)0 - 0Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 03 July
Inter Kebabs (Blue)0 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)0 - 0Fatalanta (White)Hangover 96 (Green)0 - 0LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)KFC Wimbledon (Red )0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 10 July
Fatalanta (White)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Red )Fatburn Rovers (Purple)0 - 0Hangover 96 (Green)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 0Inter Kebabs (Blue)Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 0Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 17 July
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)0 - 0LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 0Fatalanta (White)Inter Kebabs (Blue)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Hangover 96 (Green)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 24 July
Fatalanta (White)0 - 0Hangover 96 (Green)KFC Wimbledon (Red )0 - 0Inter Kebabs (Blue)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)0 - 0Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 31 July
Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Purple)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 0Fatalanta (White)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Red )Inter Kebabs (Blue)0 - 0Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 07 August
Fatalanta (White)0 - 0Inter Kebabs (Blue)Hangover 96 (Green)0 - 0Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Red )0 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)0 - 0LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)