Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Saturday | 10:00-11:00
Westway Sports and Fitness Centre , 1 Crowthorne Road Central London, W10 6RP
Welcome to MAN v FAT Kensington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £33.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You Kensington if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Hello and welcome to Man v Fat Football Kensington. Not everything is worth the weight but Man v Fat Football sure is. Join my league and start playing now with goals to be scored both on and off the pitch.
Rashi Thole, Coach, Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
8ton Orient (Red Team)
3
2
4
2
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
3
2
4
3
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
3
1
3
4
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
3
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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8ton Orient (Red Team) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 42 | 17 | 25 | 4 |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 32 | 36 | -4 | 4 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 40 | -16 | 3 |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 34 | 39 | -5 | 1 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 10 | 16 | 4 |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 11 | 10 | 4 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 23 | -7 | 3 |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 1 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 10 | -9 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Don OBZ | 6.00 | 2.65% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Chris Bell | 5.50 | 5.40% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Jordan Alexander | 5.50 | 0.99% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Adam Pepper | 4.00 | 3.12% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Sam Revill | 2.50 | 0.51% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Paul McNamara | 1.50 | 1.06% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Asim Khan | 1.50 | 0.20% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Michael Hutchinson | 1.00 | 3.14% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Ben Smithers | 1.00 | 1.96% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Sean Lutkin | 1.00 | 1.86% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Anthony Laria | 1.00 | 1.77% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Manak Ahluwalia | 0.50 | 2.99% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Saturday 25 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:158ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 25 May
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 22 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 22 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Saturday 27 April
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)4 - 12Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 118ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 25 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 08ton Orient (Red Team)Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 22 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
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Saturday 11 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 11 May
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 18 May
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:158ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 18 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 01 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 01 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 08 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 08 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 15 June
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:15Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 15 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 29 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 29 June
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)VS 10:45Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Saturday 04 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)12 - 108ton Orient (Red Team)Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)12 - 12Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 20 April
8ton Orient (Red Team)19 - 1Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)16 - 13Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 13 April
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)11 - 9Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)13 - 4Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 11 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 18 May
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 08ton Orient (Red Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 01 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 08 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 15 June
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 29 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)