Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
10
8
18
2
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
10
7
15
3
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
10
6
12
4
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
10
5
12
5
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
10
3
8
6
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
10
4
8
7
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
10
2
5
8
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
10
1
2

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) 10 8 2 0 101 48 53 18
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) 10 7 1 2 79 57 22 15
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) 10 6 0 4 80 78 2 12
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) 10 5 2 3 76 78 -2 12
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) 10 3 2 5 64 70 -6 8
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) 10 4 0 6 80 93 -13 8
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) 10 2 1 7 70 86 -16 5
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) 10 1 0 9 55 95 -40 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) 10 9 1 0 57 10 47 19
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) 10 5 3 2 25 14 11 13
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) 10 5 2 3 36 30 6 12
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) 10 5 1 4 30 35 -5 11
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) 10 4 1 5 32 31 1 9
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) 10 3 1 6 25 41 -16 7
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) 10 2 2 6 19 37 -18 6
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) 10 1 1 8 15 41 -26 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) 10 6 3 1 13 -2 15 15
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) 10 5 3 2 16 9 7 13
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) 10 4 4 2 19 9 10 12
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) 10 4 2 4 16 12 4 10
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) 10 2 6 2 6 6 0 10
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) 10 4 2 4 13 16 -3 10
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) 10 2 1 7 7 20 -13 5
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) 10 1 3 6 9 29 -20 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) James Mackay 11.50 10.51%
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) graeme samways 7.50 6.10%
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) Phil Etridge 6.00 0.92%
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) Sydney Gutteridge 6.00 0.36%
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) Daniel Bourne 5.50 6.27%
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) Daniel Prescott 5.50 5.01%
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) Joshua Dolben 5.50 3.61%
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) Peter Young 5.00 5.27%
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) Andrew Barton 5.00 4.86%
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) Rudi Mccarthy 5.00 2.64%
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) James Yates 5.00 2.01%
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) Charlie Dickson 5.00 1.84%
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) Adam Hazem 5.00 0.41%
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) Anish Beeharry 4.00 1.98%
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) Alfie Watson 3.50 5.38%
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) Pete Ellis 3.50 5.27%
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) Andrew Hulse 3.50 3.17%
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) Lee Mccarthy 3.50 2.37%
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) Harry Garland 3.50 2.24%
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) Darren Riordan 3.50 1.54%
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) Adam Spikin 3.00 6.42%
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) Tim Quadling 3.00 2.25%
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) Sam Wing 3.00 1.49%
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) Nick Lowe 3.00 1.16%
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) William Atkinson 2.50 2.73%
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) Callum Griffiths 2.00 2.77%
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) Daniel Mccarthy 2.00 1.08%
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) Marley Rose 2.00 0.71%
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) Christopher Smelt 2.00 0.43%
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) Nathan Kury 2.00 0.31%
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) Charlie Coster 1.50 3.82%
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) Spyros Muscat 1.50 2.00%
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) Samuel Williamson 1.50 1.57%
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) Alex Beeslee 1.50 1.07%
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) Mark Hill 1.50 0.87%
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) David Atkinson 1.00 2.01%
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) Sam Coates 1.00 0.90%
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) Matthew Handley 1.00 0.67%
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) Andy Hills 1.00 0.20%
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) Dan Elliott 0.50 2.02%
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) Matthew Wright 0.50 1.58%
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) Steve Terry 0.50 1.27%
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) Greg Zatyracz 0.50 1.14%
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) Richard Dendy 0.50 0.95%
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) Tony Norcott 0.50 -0.09%
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) David Brooks 0.50 -0.22%
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) Nick Barnes 0.50 -0.94%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 17 May

    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    VS 19:45
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)

  • Friday 17 May

    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)

  • Friday 17 May

    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    VS 20:45
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)

  • Friday 17 May

    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    VS 21:15
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)

  • Friday 24 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    VS 19:45
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)

  • Friday 24 May

    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    VS 20:15
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)

  • Friday 24 May

    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    VS 20:45
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)

  • Friday 24 May

    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    VS 21:15
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)

  • Friday 31 May

    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    VS 19:45
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)

  • Friday 31 May

    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)

  • Friday 31 May

    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    VS 20:45
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)

  • Friday 31 May

    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    VS 21:15
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)

  • Friday 07 June

    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    VS 19:45
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)

  • Friday 07 June

    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    VS 20:15
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)

  • Friday 07 June

    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    VS 20:45
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)

  • Friday 07 June

    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    VS 21:15
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 10 May

    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    8 - 11
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    5 - 11
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    9 - 9
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    5 - 12
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)

  • Friday 03 May

    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    8 - 7
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    9 - 6
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    10 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    9 - 8
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)

  • Friday 26 April

    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    14 - 4
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    9 - 9
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    6 - 12
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    13 - 3
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)

  • Friday 19 April

    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    7 - 11
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    7 - 4
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    16 - 2
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    10 - 11
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)

  • Friday 12 April

    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    9 - 0
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    3 - 3
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    7 - 11
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    10 - 2
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)

  • Friday 05 April

    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    10 - 2
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    4 - 4
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    14 - 5
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    8 - 10
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)

  • Friday 22 March

    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    9 - 5
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    5 - 8
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    13 - 10
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    3 - 16
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)

  • Friday 15 March

    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    9 - 4
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    8 - 6
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    8 - 6
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    14 - 5
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)

  • Friday 08 March

    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    1 - 7
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    5 - 6
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    6 - 7
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    4 - 8
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)

  • Friday 01 March

    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    8 - 11
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    11 - 8
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    5 - 4
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    8 - 4
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)

  • Friday 17 May

    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    0 - 0
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)

  • Friday 24 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    0 - 0
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)

  • Friday 31 May

    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)

  • Friday 07 June

    Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
    Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
    0 - 0
    Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
    Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
    Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)