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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Six | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
5
3
7
2
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
5
3
6
3
Man Titty (Orange)
5
2
6
4
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
5
3
6
5
Lardiff City (Black)
5
2
4
6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
5
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 5 3 1 1 58 46 12 7
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 5 3 0 2 59 46 13 6
Man Titty (Orange) 5 2 2 1 52 52 0 6
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 5 3 0 2 46 55 -9 6
Lardiff City (Black) 5 2 0 3 45 44 1 4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 5 0 1 4 38 55 -17 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 5 4 0 1 34 29 5 8
Man Titty (Orange) 5 3 1 1 36 24 12 7
Pork Vale (Blue) 5 3 1 1 27 21 6 7
Lardiff City (Black) 5 2 1 2 24 19 5 5
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 5 1 0 4 24 31 -7 2
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 5 0 1 4 13 34 -21 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 5 4 0 1 15 8 7 8
Pork Vale (Blue) 5 3 0 2 18 13 5 6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 5 2 1 2 16 12 4 5
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 5 2 1 2 11 11 0 5
Lardiff City (Black) 5 2 0 3 11 16 -5 4
Man Titty (Orange) 5 0 2 3 6 17 -11 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 8.00 5.57%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Mike Worskitt 8.00 -0.43%
Lardiff City (Black) Thomas Nind 6.50 3.07%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 6.00 0.13%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 5.00 2.57%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Kevin Ballard 5.00 1.76%
Pork Vale (Blue) Robert Skipper 5.00 1.57%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 3.50 4.77%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Stephen Jones 3.50 2.35%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 3.50 1.96%
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 3.00 3.54%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) David Ainsworth 3.00 2.13%
Man Titty (Orange) James Culling 3.00 1.09%
Lardiff City (Black) Dan Garrett 2.50 2.98%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 2.50 1.83%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Alan Currivan 2.50 1.71%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) ALI CAIRNS 2.50 0.72%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Peter Jenkins 2.50 0.33%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Charlie Fox 2.50 0.23%
Pork Vale (Blue) Dwane Regis 2.00 0.99%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 1.50 2.49%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Adam Williams 1.50 0.63%
Lardiff City (Black) Dominic Green 1.00 0.98%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 1.00 0.96%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jason Wiggins 1.00 0.61%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Simon Durrant 1.00 0.16%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Connellan 1.00 0.11%
Pork Vale (Blue) Darren Pearce 1.00 -0.10%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gregg Davis 0.50 2.33%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Graham Lawlor 0.50 1.12%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Graham Sparkes 0.50 0.43%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Darryl King 0.50 0.18%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 0.50 0.10%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Justin Boswick 0.50 -0.12%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 30 October

    Man Titty (Orange)
    9 - 11
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    4 - 14
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    12 - 9
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)

 

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 20 November

    Man Titty (Orange)
    13 - 11
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    13 - 9
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    9 - 11
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 13 November

    Lardiff City (Black)
    6 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    8 - 8
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    6 - 13
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 06 November

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 9
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    11 - 10
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    7 - 13
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 23 October

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    11 - 19
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    18 - 10
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    11 - 4
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 16 October

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    8 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    12 - 5
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 8
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)