Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
8
7
14
2
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
8
6
13
3
Notorious PIG's (pink)
8
4
9
4
Green Bay Packets (green)
8
4
8
5
Snack Addicks (red)
8
3
7
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
8
3
6
7
(orange ) We ate All Depays
8
2
5
8
The Real Madras (white)
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 8 7 0 1 88 51 37 14
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 8 6 1 1 76 39 37 13
Notorious PIG's (pink) 8 4 1 3 55 56 -1 9
Green Bay Packets (green) 8 4 0 4 68 55 13 8
Snack Addicks (red) 8 3 1 4 75 58 17 7
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 8 3 0 5 53 83 -30 6
(orange ) We ate All Depays 8 2 1 5 50 82 -32 5
The Real Madras (white) 8 1 0 7 43 84 -41 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 8 6 2 0 30 10 20 14
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 8 5 1 2 19 9 10 11
Green Bay Packets (green) 8 5 1 2 23 16 7 11
Snack Addicks (red) 8 5 0 3 33 16 17 10
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 8 4 0 4 24 35 -11 8
(orange ) We ate All Depays 8 3 0 5 19 34 -15 6
Notorious PIG's (pink) 8 0 2 6 13 23 -10 2
The Real Madras (white) 8 1 0 7 12 30 -18 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 8 7 0 1 33 14 19 14
Deliverblue (blue) 8 6 1 1 34 20 14 13
Notorious PIG's (pink) 8 5 0 3 21 11 10 10
Green Bay Packets (green) 8 4 1 3 25 19 6 9
Snack Addicks (red) 8 3 3 2 21 21 0 9
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 8 2 1 5 12 28 -16 5
(orange ) We ate All Depays 8 1 0 7 13 27 -14 2
The Real Madras (white) 8 1 0 7 14 33 -19 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Steve Nagle 9.00 0.00%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 8.00 10.98%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 8.00 7.29%
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 8.00 4.02%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Chris Turner 7.00 2.22%
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 6.50 4.89%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 6.50 3.10%
Deliverblue (blue) Deniz Bal 6.00 5.55%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 6.00 4.52%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 6.00 3.00%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 4.00 3.31%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 4.00 0.96%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 4.00 0.59%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 3.50 5.43%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 3.50 3.98%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 3.50 2.79%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Stuart Bloomfield 3.50 1.30%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 3.00 1.16%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 3.00 0.80%
Deliverblue (blue) Michael Artiss 3.00 0.62%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 3.00 0.09%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 3.00 -2.69%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Luke Allen 2.50 4.07%
Green Bay Packets (green) David Hye 2.50 3.48%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 2.50 2.89%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 2.50 2.69%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 2.50 2.34%
Snack Addicks (red) Lewis Neary 2.50 1.39%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Chris Ball 2.50 1.37%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 2.50 0.84%
The Real Madras (white) Ziya Musa 2.50 0.52%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 2.00 0.32%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 2.00 -0.69%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Jason Ford 1.50 0.10%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Everest Unger 1.50 -0.40%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Peter Harrowell 1.50 -2.59%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Hayes 1.00 2.89%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 1.00 1.49%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 1.00 1.39%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Sam Dwyer 1.00 0.10%
Green Bay Packets (green) Ben Smith 1.00 -0.84%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) James Pateman 1.00 -0.92%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 1.00 -2.47%
The Real Madras (white) Adam Hunt 0.50 3.63%
Snack Addicks (red) Connor Tarpey 0.50 1.93%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Andrew Payne 0.50 0.58%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 0.50 0.56%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Timothy Ewen 0.50 0.40%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Rian Brading-Miles 0.50 0.33%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 27 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    3 - 6
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    13 - 7
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    14 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    8 - 16
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 18
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 8
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    11 - 6
    The Real Madras (white)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 8
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 3
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    3 - 9
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    6 - 11
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    The Real Madras (white)
    4 - 12
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    13 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    10 - 7
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    6 - 14
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    6 - 18
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    4 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    10 - 4
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    The Real Madras (white)
    3 - 13
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    16 - 1
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    7 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    7 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    4 - 5
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)