Dartford

Tuesday | 20:00-22:00

Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
13
11
23
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
13
10
20
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
13
6
12
4
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
13
4
10
5
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
13
5
10
6
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
13
4
10
7
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
13
4
10
8
Piecester City (Pink)
13
4
9

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 13 11 1 1 141 85 56 23
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 13 10 0 3 138 82 56 20
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 13 6 0 7 104 112 -8 12
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 13 4 2 7 95 114 -19 10
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 13 5 0 8 99 119 -20 10
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 13 4 2 7 87 109 -22 10
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 13 4 2 7 89 115 -26 10
Piecester City (Pink) 13 4 1 8 103 120 -17 9
P W D L F A GD PTS
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 13 10 1 2 55 22 33 21
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 13 10 0 3 55 33 22 20
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 13 8 0 5 64 50 14 16
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 13 6 1 6 40 41 -1 13
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 13 5 0 8 38 48 -10 10
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 13 5 0 8 45 61 -16 10
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 13 4 1 8 43 62 -19 9
Piecester City (Pink) 13 2 1 10 43 66 -23 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 13 11 0 2 48 19 29 22
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 13 8 2 3 46 29 17 18
Piecester City (Pink) 13 8 0 5 29 21 8 16
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 13 7 2 4 23 18 5 16
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 13 5 1 7 19 35 -16 11
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 13 3 3 7 25 29 -4 9
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 13 3 1 9 12 29 -17 7
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 13 2 1 10 11 33 -22 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Tom Synnuck 14.50 14.95%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 14.50 14.70%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 13.00 -2.99%
Piecester City (Pink) Peter Harrowell 10.50 8.65%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 9.00 7.84%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Jemal Akkus 8.50 0.19%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Robert Higgs 8.00 2.91%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Matthew Rigby 7.50 4.58%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 7.50 2.22%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Sam Dwyer 6.50 5.62%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Matt Shapley 6.50 2.11%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 6.00 4.59%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 6.00 3.16%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 6.00 2.26%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 6.00 0.73%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Sean Duffy 5.50 2.58%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Ali Hassan 5.50 2.06%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 5.00 3.04%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Neary 5.00 3.01%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Perry Holder 5.00 1.71%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 5.00 1.36%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 5.00 0.86%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 5.00 0.12%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 4.50 3.90%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Martyn Carter-Craddock 4.50 1.66%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Leigh Pell 4.50 -0.71%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Timothy Ewen 4.50 -0.90%
Piecester City (Pink) Louis Moore-Nye 4.00 1.59%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 4.00 -0.11%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 4.00 -1.98%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Paul Anastasiou 3.50 2.20%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Sam Andrews 3.50 1.04%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Alex Read 3.50 -0.46%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Sam Hayes 3.00 1.24%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Troy Blackwood 3.00 0.68%
Piecester City (Pink) Faraz Ahmed 3.00 0.49%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 3.00 0.32%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Perry Long 2.50 7.18%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Earl Baker 2.50 3.76%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 2.50 2.58%
Piecester City (Pink) Jason Ford 2.50 1.97%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 2.50 1.71%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 2.50 -0.31%
Piecester City (Pink) Connor Tarpey 2.00 1.62%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Darren Jessop 2.00 -0.10%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Robert Haynes 1.50 0.66%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Ricky Brennan 1.00 2.05%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 1.00 0.91%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 0.50 1.16%
Piecester City (Pink) Joseph Latham 0.50 0.36%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Stephen Armstrong 0.50 -0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    -1 - 8
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    9 - 1
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    11 - 4
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    11 - 5
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 9
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    3 - 16
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    8 - 10
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    8 - 8
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    6 - 14
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    5 - 14
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    4 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    9 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    10 - 13
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 3
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    9 - 4
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    8 - 8
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    8 - 3
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    7 - 8
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    11 - 6
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    13 - 7
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    15 - 5
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    5 - 6
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    12 - 8
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    12 - 6
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    17 - 4
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    7 - 7
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    10 - 10
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    10 - 11
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    5 - 11
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    3 - 11
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    10 - 11
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    14 - 10
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    7 - 6
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    16 - 3
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    12 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    12 - 3
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    7 - 2
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    6 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    9 - 7
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    8 - 10
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    6 - 3
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 2
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    3 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    16 - 13
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)