Dartford
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
William Ewen, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
11
9
18
2
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
11
7
16
3
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
11
7
15
4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
11
7
14
5
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
11
5
11
6
Piecester City (Pink)
11
2
5
7
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
11
2
5
8
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
11
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 124 | 93 | 31 | 18 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 11 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 124 | 92 | 32 | 16 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 99 | 83 | 16 | 15 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 114 | 86 | 28 | 14 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 111 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 84 | 110 | -26 | 5 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 89 | 126 | -37 | 5 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 76 | 140 | -64 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 11 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 56 | 23 | 33 | 17 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 45 | 26 | 19 | 14 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 11 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 41 | 25 | 16 | 14 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 14 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 45 | 31 | 14 | 13 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 32 | 54 | -22 | 7 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 33 | 74 | -41 | 6 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 11 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 27 | 56 | -29 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 54 | 32 | 22 | 15 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 14 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 11 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 26 | 1 | 14 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 36 | 32 | 4 | 10 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 27 | 35 | -8 | 10 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 27 | 30 | -3 | 9 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 33 | 41 | -8 | 9 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 19 | 38 | -19 | 7 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Steve Nagle | 14.00 | -0.91% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Billy Lambert | 13.50 | 10.44% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Scott Filmer | 12.00 | 6.21% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Turner | 11.50 | 9.07% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Ziya Musa | 11.00 | 11.23% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Gary Baker | 9.00 | 6.15% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Martyn Carter-Craddock | 9.00 | 5.42% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Tom Moore | 9.00 | 2.87% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Ben Smith | 8.50 | 5.34% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Tom Simmons | 8.50 | 5.16% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Michael Artiss | 8.50 | 4.53% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lawrence Morris | 8.50 | 3.52% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Mak Waran | 8.00 | 7.23% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Luke Allen | 7.50 | 4.42% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Louis Moore-Nye | 6.50 | 5.08% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Ronny Jackson | 6.00 | 5.68% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Stephen Clark | 6.00 | 1.71% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Rian Brading-Miles | 5.50 | 4.19% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Chris Board | 5.50 | 3.71% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Darren Jessop | 5.50 | 0.99% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Sam Reynolds | 5.00 | 5.34% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Dave Lambert | 5.00 | 4.81% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Christopher Hulbert | 5.00 | 3.51% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Joseph Latham | 5.00 | 1.52% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Paul Kersey | 5.00 | 0.63% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Noel Carroll | 4.50 | 4.25% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Axford | 4.50 | 0.93% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Jamie Bell | 4.00 | 6.54% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Sean Kelly | 4.00 | 3.75% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adam Deller | 4.00 | -0.89% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Charlie Frost | 3.50 | 4.96% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Rob Porter | 3.50 | 4.92% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Paul Imber | 3.50 | 2.56% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Paul Collins | 3.50 | 2.15% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Perry Holder | 3.50 | 2.04% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Stephen Armstrong | 3.00 | 2.99% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lewis Neary | 3.00 | 2.65% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Faraz Ahmed | 3.00 | 1.35% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Stuart Bloomfield | 3.00 | 1.08% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lewis Togwell | 3.00 | 0.97% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Leigh Pell | 2.50 | 2.52% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Pasha Gogolev | 2.50 | 1.43% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Matthew Rigby | 2.50 | 0.68% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Pateman | 2.00 | 1.27% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Philip Goode | 2.00 | -0.22% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Timothy Ewen | 2.00 | -0.61% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Ali Hassan | 2.00 | -0.86% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Matt Shapley | 1.50 | 0.71% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Alex Read | 1.50 | 0.45% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Edward Hughes | 1.00 | 2.25% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Nishith Desai | 1.00 | 1.92% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Adam Safarewicz | 1.00 | 0.44% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | David Paulizky | 1.00 | -0.06% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Robert Higgs | 0.50 | 2.03% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Nick Webber | 0.50 | 1.72% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Sam Dwyer | 0.50 | 1.19% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Scott Stanton | 0.50 | -0.43% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Mark Bentley | 0.50 | -0.47% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Joe Cassidy | 0.50 | -1.84% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 08 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 08 July
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 20:30Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 08 July
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 08 July
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 15 July
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 15 July
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 15 July
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 15 July
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 22 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 22 July
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:30Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 22 July
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 22 July
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 01 July
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)17 - 4Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)8 - 10Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)7 - 10Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Piecester City (Pink)8 - 13Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 24 June
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)11 - 11Piecester City (Pink)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)8 - 9Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)10 - 6Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)12 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 17 June
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)5 - 12Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)13 - 5Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Piecester City (Pink)5 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)8 - 8Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 10 June
Piecester City (Pink)6 - 10Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)10 - 7Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)7 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)9 - 8Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 03 June
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)5 - 12Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)14 - 6Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Piecester City (Pink)7 - 11Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)8 - 10Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 27 May
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)7 - 9Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)8 - 11Piecester City (Pink)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)23 - 7Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)17 - 11Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 20 May
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)19 - 7Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Piecester City (Pink)9 - 14Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)14 - 7Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)11 - 10Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 13 May
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)9 - 9Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)8 - 11Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)7 - 8Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)11 - 10Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 06 May
Piecester City (Pink)6 - 14Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)11 - 4Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)9 - 11Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)6 - 13Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 29 April
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)12 - 11Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)4 - 12Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)4 - 6Piecester City (Pink)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)10 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 22 April
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)7 - 5Piecester City (Pink)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)9 - 12Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)13 - 5Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)10 - 9Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 08 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 15 July
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 22 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)