Dartford
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
William Ewen, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
6
6
12
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
6
4
8
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
6
4
8
4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
6
3
6
5
Piecester City (Pink)
6
2
4
6
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
6
2
4
7
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
6
2
4
8
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 58 | 35 | 23 | 12 |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 59 | 38 | 21 | 8 |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 59 | 41 | 18 | 8 |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 6 |
Piecester City (Pink) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 50 | 61 | -11 | 4 |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 46 | 61 | -15 | 4 |
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 35 | 60 | -25 | 4 |
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 31 | 51 | -20 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 17 | 19 | 10 |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 12 | 10 | 10 |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 14 | 10 | 8 |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 21 | 5 | 6 |
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 16 | -2 | 6 |
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 27 | -14 | 4 |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 34 | -14 | 2 |
Piecester City (Pink) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 18 | 32 | -14 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 7 | 12 | 12 |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 10 | 8 | 8 |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 8 |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 5 |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 5 |
Piecester City (Pink) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 4 |
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 18 | -8 | 4 |
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 18 | -17 | 2 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Axford | 6.50 | 8.84% |
Piecester City (Pink) | Peter Harrowell | 6.50 | 5.59% |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Tom Synnuck | 6.00 | 7.81% |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Matt Shapley | 6.00 | 4.00% |
Piecester City (Pink) | Christopher Hulbert | 6.00 | 3.23% |
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Steve Nagle | 6.00 | -1.30% |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Robert Higgs | 5.50 | 2.91% |
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Jemal Akkus | 5.50 | 0.00% |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Sam Dwyer | 4.00 | 6.10% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Paul Kersey | 3.50 | 2.58% |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Ben Smith | 3.50 | 2.55% |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Sean Kelly | 3.50 | 2.07% |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Turner | 3.00 | 4.12% |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Pasha Gogolev | 3.00 | 3.53% |
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Sean Duffy | 3.00 | 2.95% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Mark Bentley | 3.00 | 1.13% |
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Matthew Rigby | 3.00 | 1.10% |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Timothy Ewen | 3.00 | 0.60% |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Alex Read | 3.00 | 0.35% |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Luke Allen | 2.50 | 3.19% |
Piecester City (Pink) | Faraz Ahmed | 2.50 | 1.78% |
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Sam Andrews | 2.50 | 1.59% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Perry Holder | 2.50 | 1.35% |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Tom Simmons | 2.50 | 1.29% |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adam Deller | 2.50 | 0.84% |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Pateman | 2.50 | 0.52% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Joe Cassidy | 2.50 | 0.33% |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Stephen Clark | 2.50 | 0.08% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Tom Moore | 2.00 | 1.19% |
Piecester City (Pink) | Connor Tarpey | 1.50 | 1.52% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Scott Filmer | 1.50 | 0.98% |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | David Paulizky | 1.00 | 3.54% |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Sam Hayes | 1.00 | 3.17% |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lawrence Morris | 1.00 | 2.71% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Chris Board | 1.00 | 1.71% |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Mike Small | 1.00 | 1.29% |
Piecester City (Pink) | Nishith Desai | 1.00 | 1.21% |
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Ali Hassan | 1.00 | 0.75% |
Piecester City (Pink) | Louis Moore-Nye | 1.00 | 0.72% |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Dominic Gilchrist | 1.00 | 0.59% |
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lewis Neary | 1.00 | 0.41% |
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Paul Imber | 1.00 | -0.27% |
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Darren Jessop | 1.00 | -0.88% |
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Perry Long | 0.50 | 1.73% |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Paul Anastasiou | 0.50 | 0.96% |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Edward Hughes | 0.50 | 0.55% |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Deshi Fung | 0.50 | 0.24% |
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Robert Haynes | 0.50 | 0.19% |
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Stuart Bloomfield | 0.50 | 0.12% |
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Michael Artiss | 0.50 | -0.14% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 16 September
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 20:00Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 16 September
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 16 September
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 16 September
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:30Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 23 September
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 23 September
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:30Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 23 September
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 23 September
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 21:30Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 30 September
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 20:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 30 September
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 30 September
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:00Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 30 September
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:30Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 07 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 07 October
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 20:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 07 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 07 October
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 14 October
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:00Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 14 October
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 14 October
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 14 October
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:30Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 21 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 21 October
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 20:30Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 21 October
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 21 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:30Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 28 October
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 28 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 28 October
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 21:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 28 October
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 04 November
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 November
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 04 November
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 04 November
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 09 September
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)5 - 11Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)5 - 12Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)3 - 11Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)10 - 11Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 02 September
Piecester City (Pink)14 - 10Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)7 - 6Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)16 - 3Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)12 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 26 August
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)12 - 3Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)7 - 9Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)7 - 2Piecester City (Pink)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)6 - 7Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 19 August
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)9 - 7Piecester City (Pink)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)7 - 9Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)8 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)6 - 3Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 12 August
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)11 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)8 - 2Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)4 - 9Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Piecester City (Pink)3 - 9Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 05 August
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)7 - 14Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)16 - 13Piecester City (Pink)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)5 - 15Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)11 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 16 September
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 23 September
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 30 September
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 07 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 14 October
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 21 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 28 October
Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 04 November
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)