Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
7
6
13
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
7
5
10
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
7
4
8
4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
7
3
6
5
Piecester City (Pink)
7
2
5
6
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
7
2
5
7
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
7
2
5
8
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
7
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 7 6 1 0 68 45 23 13
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 7 5 0 2 76 42 34 10
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 7 4 0 3 69 52 17 8
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 7 3 0 4 59 63 -4 6
Piecester City (Pink) 7 2 1 4 57 68 -11 5
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 7 2 1 4 56 71 -15 5
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 7 2 1 4 42 67 -25 5
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 7 2 0 5 42 61 -19 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 7 6 0 1 42 22 20 12
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 7 5 0 2 31 15 16 10
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 7 5 0 2 24 16 8 10
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 7 3 0 4 27 28 -1 6
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 7 3 0 4 19 22 -3 6
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 7 3 0 4 18 30 -12 6
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 7 2 0 5 24 36 -12 4
Piecester City (Pink) 7 1 0 6 21 37 -16 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 7 7 0 0 24 10 14 14
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 7 5 0 2 25 11 14 10
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 7 4 0 3 17 16 1 8
Piecester City (Pink) 7 3 0 4 18 13 5 6
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 7 2 1 4 10 13 -3 5
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 7 2 1 4 15 20 -5 5
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 7 2 0 5 9 20 -11 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 7 2 0 5 4 19 -15 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 11.00 10.95%
Piecester City (Pink) Peter Harrowell 8.00 7.07%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 8.00 -3.26%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Tom Synnuck 6.50 8.87%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Robert Higgs 6.00 3.64%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Matt Shapley 6.00 3.47%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 6.00 2.50%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Jemal Akkus 6.00 0.19%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Sam Dwyer 5.50 6.96%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 5.00 3.87%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 5.00 3.02%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 3.50 4.82%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Sean Duffy 3.50 3.58%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 3.50 2.82%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 2.07%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 3.00 3.59%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 3.00 3.53%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 3.00 2.05%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Perry Holder 3.00 1.71%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 3.00 1.11%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Timothy Ewen 3.00 0.60%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 3.00 0.44%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Matthew Rigby 3.00 0.42%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Sam Hayes 2.50 3.85%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 2.50 2.77%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 2.50 1.89%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Neary 2.50 1.76%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Sam Andrews 2.50 1.59%
Piecester City (Pink) Faraz Ahmed 2.50 1.19%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 2.50 0.84%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 2.00 4.26%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Alex Read 2.00 -0.23%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Martyn Carter-Craddock 1.50 0.97%
Piecester City (Pink) Connor Tarpey 1.50 0.71%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 1.50 -0.94%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 1.00 3.54%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Paul Anastasiou 1.00 1.34%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Mike Small 1.00 1.29%
Piecester City (Pink) Nishith Desai 1.00 1.21%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adrian Hall 1.00 1.20%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 1.00 0.72%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Dominic Gilchrist 1.00 0.59%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 1.00 0.48%
Piecester City (Pink) Louis Moore-Nye 1.00 0.40%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Robert Haynes 1.00 0.28%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Ali Hassan 1.00 0.00%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 1.00 -0.27%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Perry Long 0.50 1.73%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 0.50 0.55%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
  • Tuesday 23 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
  • Tuesday 23 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
  • Tuesday 23 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)
  • Tuesday 30 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
  • Tuesday 30 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
  • Tuesday 30 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
  • Tuesday 07 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
  • Tuesday 07 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
  • Tuesday 07 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
  • Tuesday 14 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
  • Tuesday 14 October

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
  • Tuesday 21 October

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
  • Tuesday 21 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
  • Tuesday 21 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)
  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
  • Tuesday 28 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
  • Tuesday 28 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
  • Tuesday 28 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
  • Tuesday 04 November

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
  • Tuesday 04 November

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)
  • Tuesday 04 November

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    17 - 4
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    7 - 7
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    10 - 10
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    10 - 11
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
  • Tuesday 09 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    5 - 11
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    3 - 11
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    10 - 11
    Piecester City (Pink)
  • Tuesday 02 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    14 - 10
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    7 - 6
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    16 - 3
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    12 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
  • Tuesday 26 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    12 - 3
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    7 - 2
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    6 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    9 - 7
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    8 - 10
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    6 - 3
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 2
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    3 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    16 - 13
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)