Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
5
5
10
2
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
5
4
8
3
Snack Addicks (red)
5
3
6
4
Notorious PIG's (pink)
5
3
6
5
Green Bay Packets (green)
5
2
4
6
(orange ) We ate All Depays
5
2
4
7
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
5
1
2
8
The Real Madras (white)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 5 5 0 0 51 29 22 10
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 5 4 0 1 46 21 25 8
Snack Addicks (red) 5 3 0 2 53 30 23 6
Notorious PIG's (pink) 5 3 0 2 38 38 0 6
Green Bay Packets (green) 5 2 0 3 48 38 10 4
(orange ) We ate All Depays 5 2 0 3 33 49 -16 4
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 5 1 0 4 25 55 -30 2
The Real Madras (white) 5 0 0 5 23 57 -34 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 5 4 1 0 14 5 9 9
Snack Addicks (red) 5 4 0 1 26 5 21 8
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 5 4 0 1 14 5 9 8
Green Bay Packets (green) 5 3 0 2 16 11 5 6
(orange ) We ate All Depays 5 2 0 3 13 23 -10 4
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 5 2 0 3 7 19 -12 4
Notorious PIG's (pink) 5 0 1 4 7 13 -6 1
The Real Madras (white) 5 0 0 5 8 24 -16 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 5 4 1 0 22 10 12 9
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 5 4 0 1 17 8 9 8
Notorious PIG's (pink) 5 3 0 2 17 11 6 6
Green Bay Packets (green) 5 3 0 2 20 15 5 6
Snack Addicks (red) 5 2 2 1 14 13 1 6
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 5 1 1 3 9 22 -13 3
(orange ) We ate All Depays 5 1 0 4 8 14 -6 2
The Real Madras (white) 5 0 0 5 6 20 -14 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 6.00 5.37%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 6.00 5.06%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 6.00 4.44%
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 6.00 2.41%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 5.50 6.69%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 5.50 5.13%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Steve Nagle 5.00 0.38%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 4.50 1.70%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 4.00 3.06%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 4.00 1.16%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Peter Harrowell 3.50 0.67%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 3.00 3.26%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 3.00 2.86%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Stuart Bloomfield 3.00 2.84%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 3.00 2.55%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Nick Webber 3.00 2.01%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 3.00 1.32%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 3.00 1.19%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 3.00 1.15%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 2.50 4.38%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Luke Allen 2.50 4.07%
Deliverblue (blue) Deniz Bal 2.50 3.09%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 2.50 2.94%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Sam Reynolds 2.50 2.00%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 2.50 1.95%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 2.50 1.88%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Everest Unger 2.50 0.96%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Chris Turner 2.00 1.50%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 2.00 0.67%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Hayes 1.00 2.89%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 1.00 2.76%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Sam Dwyer 1.00 2.73%
Green Bay Packets (green) David Hye 1.00 2.72%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 1.00 2.03%
The Real Madras (white) Ziya Musa 1.00 1.83%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Chris Ball 1.00 1.67%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Rian Brading-Miles 1.00 1.30%
Green Bay Packets (green) Ben Smith 1.00 1.05%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Christopher Hulbert 1.00 1.05%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) James Pateman 1.00 0.61%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 1.00 0.56%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 1.00 0.48%
Deliverblue (blue) Michael Artiss 1.00 0.41%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Jason Ford 1.00 0.40%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Andrews 1.00 -0.42%
Green Bay Packets (green) Sean Kelly 0.50 1.27%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 0.50 1.22%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 0.50 1.15%
Snack Addicks (red) Lewis Neary 0.50 0.43%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Timothy Ewen 0.50 0.40%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matt Shapley 0.50 0.22%
The Real Madras (white) Robert Higgs 0.50 0.17%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 0.50 -0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 20:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:00
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 27 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    6 - 11
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    The Real Madras (white)
    4 - 12
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    13 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    10 - 7
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    6 - 14
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    6 - 18
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    4 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    10 - 4
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    The Real Madras (white)
    3 - 13
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    16 - 1
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    7 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    7 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    4 - 5
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)