Dartford

Tuesday | 20:00-22:00

Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch as soon as possible (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Al-Fatties (Black)
5
5
10
2
Fatzio Light Blue
5
3
6
3
Red west FC
5
3
6
4
Fatford FC (White)
5
3
6
5
Yellownly Fans
5
2
4
6
Purple Gain
5
1
3
7
Burkina Fatsos Green
5
1
3
8
Blue Ate All The Piess
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Al-Fatties (Black) 5 5 0 0 57 39 18 10
Fatzio Light Blue 5 3 0 2 52 32 20 6
Red west FC 5 3 0 2 48 43 5 6
Fatford FC (White) 5 3 0 2 36 42 -6 6
Yellownly Fans 5 2 0 3 34 44 -10 4
Purple Gain 5 1 1 3 37 35 2 3
Burkina Fatsos Green 5 1 1 3 35 43 -8 3
Blue Ate All The Piess 5 1 0 4 26 47 -21 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Al-Fatties (Black) 5 5 0 0 28 3 25 10
Fatzio Light Blue 5 3 1 1 16 8 8 7
Fatford FC (White) 5 3 0 2 16 9 7 6
Burkina Fatsos Green 5 2 1 2 11 20 -9 5
Purple Gain 5 2 0 3 10 12 -2 4
Yellownly Fans 5 2 0 3 10 16 -6 4
Red west FC 5 1 1 3 9 18 -9 3
Blue Ate All The Piess 5 0 1 4 8 22 -14 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Purple Gain 5 4 0 1 13 9 4 8
Red west FC 5 3 1 1 25 12 13 7
Fatzio Light Blue 5 3 1 1 23 12 11 7
Burkina Fatsos Green 5 3 0 2 11 9 2 6
Yellownly Fans 5 2 0 3 12 16 -4 4
Blue Ate All The Piess 5 2 0 3 6 11 -5 4
Al-Fatties (Black) 5 1 0 4 14 24 -10 2
Fatford FC (White) 5 1 0 4 9 20 -11 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Al-Fatties (Black) Tony Harris 6.50 5.26%
Yellownly Fans Timothy Ewen 6.50 3.31%
Red west FC Luke Allen 6.00 6.18%
Red west FC Noel Carroll 5.50 5.86%
Fatzio Light Blue Lawrence Morris 5.50 2.65%
Fatzio Light Blue Keith Murray 5.50 2.47%
Fatford FC (White) John Cottrell 5.50 1.45%
Purple Gain Steve Nagle 3.50 3.49%
Purple Gain Emmerson Scott 3.50 1.10%
Fatford FC (White) Paul Imber 3.00 4.01%
Blue Ate All The Piess Mark Bentley 3.00 1.93%
Purple Gain mack edwardson 2.50 3.50%
Red west FC James Pateman 2.50 2.83%
Purple Gain Garry Nie 2.50 2.73%
Fatzio Light Blue Stephen Clark 2.50 2.71%
Fatzio Light Blue Joe Cassidy 2.50 2.61%
Fatford FC (White) Tom Synnuck 2.50 2.37%
Burkina Fatsos Green Darren Box 2.50 2.07%
Fatzio Light Blue Tom Moore 2.50 2.01%
Fatzio Light Blue Sam Reynolds 2.50 1.60%
Purple Gain Daniel Sinfield 2.50 1.45%
Red west FC Paul Kersey 2.50 1.45%
Red west FC Nick Webber 2.50 1.27%
Red west FC Philip Goode 2.50 0.78%
Al-Fatties (Black) Chris Callaghan 2.50 0.70%
Yellownly Fans Yusuf Conteh 2.50 0.69%
Al-Fatties (Black) James Axford 2.50 0.66%
Burkina Fatsos Green Christopher Hulbert 2.50 0.60%
Burkina Fatsos Green Stephen Armstrong 2.50 0.38%
Al-Fatties (Black) Tom Rowles 2.50 0.17%
Fatzio Light Blue Matthew Long 1.50 2.00%
Burkina Fatsos Green Paul Collins 1.50 0.18%
Yellownly Fans Chris Rose 1.00 2.17%
Purple Gain Tanaka Mafikeni 1.00 1.73%
Yellownly Fans Jamie Bell 1.00 1.47%
Fatzio Light Blue Sean Kelly 1.00 1.23%
Purple Gain Zacharias Rodrigues 1.00 1.19%
Blue Ate All The Piess Adam Davenport 1.00 1.00%
Burkina Fatsos Green Dave Lambert 1.00 0.61%
Red west FC Sam Andrews 1.00 0.57%
Yellownly Fans Kushal Babla 1.00 0.35%
Red west FC Richard Lewis 1.00 0.26%
Blue Ate All The Piess Darren Jessop 1.00 0.20%
Blue Ate All The Piess Ziya Musa 1.00 0.20%
Burkina Fatsos Green Chris Ball 1.00 0.10%
Red west FC William Ewen 1.00 -0.63%
Al-Fatties (Black) Stuart Bloomfield 1.00 -0.87%
Al-Fatties (Black) Robert Haynes 1.00 -1.10%
Al-Fatties (Black) Ahmet Dogan 1.00 -2.85%
Yellownly Fans Chris Cave 0.50 2.05%
Blue Ate All The Piess Kieran Stansbury 0.50 1.99%
Purple Gain Spencer Bush 0.50 1.91%
Burkina Fatsos Green Dominic Gilchrist 0.50 0.17%
Fatford FC (White) Chris Board 0.50 0.16%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 08 October

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    VS 20:00
    Red west FC

  • Tuesday 08 October

    Yellownly Fans
    VS 20:30
    Al-Fatties (Black)

  • Tuesday 08 October

    Fatford FC (White)
    VS 21:00
    Purple Gain

  • Tuesday 08 October

    Fatzio Light Blue
    VS 21:30
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 15 October

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    VS 20:00
    Yellownly Fans

  • Tuesday 15 October

    Purple Gain
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio Light Blue

  • Tuesday 15 October

    Red west FC
    VS 21:00
    Fatford FC (White)

  • Tuesday 15 October

    Al-Fatties (Black)
    VS 21:30
    Blue Ate All The Piess

  • Tuesday 22 October

    Yellownly Fans
    VS 20:00
    Blue Ate All The Piess

  • Tuesday 22 October

    Al-Fatties (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Fatford FC (White)

  • Tuesday 22 October

    Red west FC
    VS 21:00
    Fatzio Light Blue

  • Tuesday 22 October

    Purple Gain
    VS 21:30
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 29 October

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    VS 20:00
    Red west FC

  • Tuesday 29 October

    Purple Gain
    VS 20:30
    Yellownly Fans

  • Tuesday 29 October

    Fatzio Light Blue
    VS 21:00
    Al-Fatties (Black)

  • Tuesday 29 October

    Fatford FC (White)
    VS 21:30
    Blue Ate All The Piess

  • Tuesday 05 November

    Yellownly Fans
    VS 20:00
    Fatford FC (White)

  • Tuesday 05 November

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio Light Blue

  • Tuesday 05 November

    Al-Fatties (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 05 November

    Red west FC
    VS 21:30
    Purple Gain

  • Tuesday 12 November

    Purple Gain
    VS 20:00
    Al-Fatties (Black)

  • Tuesday 12 November

    Red west FC
    VS 20:30
    Yellownly Fans

  • Tuesday 12 November

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    VS 21:00
    Blue Ate All The Piess

  • Tuesday 12 November

    Fatzio Light Blue
    VS 21:30
    Fatford FC (White)

  • Tuesday 19 November

    Yellownly Fans
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio Light Blue

  • Tuesday 19 November

    Fatford FC (White)
    VS 20:30
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 19 November

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    VS 21:00
    Purple Gain

  • Tuesday 19 November

    Al-Fatties (Black)
    VS 21:30
    Red west FC

  • Tuesday 26 November

    Red west FC
    VS 20:00
    Blue Ate All The Piess

  • Tuesday 26 November

    Al-Fatties (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Yellownly Fans

  • Tuesday 26 November

    Purple Gain
    VS 21:00
    Fatford FC (White)

  • Tuesday 26 November

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    VS 21:30
    Fatzio Light Blue

  • Tuesday 03 December

    Yellownly Fans
    VS 20:00
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 03 December

    Fatzio Light Blue
    VS 20:30
    Purple Gain

  • Tuesday 03 December

    Fatford FC (White)
    VS 21:00
    Red west FC

  • Tuesday 03 December

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    VS 21:30
    Al-Fatties (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 01 October

    Red west FC
    13 - 16
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    Purple Gain
    11 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    5 - 8
    Fatford FC (White)
    Fatzio Light Blue
    15 - 4
    Yellownly Fans

  • Tuesday 24 September

    Fatford FC (White)
    5 - 15
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    11 - 9
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Yellownly Fans
    6 - 12
    Red west FC
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    13 - 8
    Purple Gain

  • Tuesday 17 September

    Purple Gain
    6 - 9
    Red west FC
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    7 - 12
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    Fatzio Light Blue
    9 - 5
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Fatford FC (White)
    9 - 8
    Yellownly Fans

  • Tuesday 10 September

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    6 - 7
    Fatford FC (White)
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    8 - 4
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Yellownly Fans
    5 - 4
    Purple Gain
    Red west FC
    4 - 6
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 03 September

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    8 - 8
    Purple Gain
    Fatzio Light Blue
    9 - 10
    Red west FC
    Fatford FC (White)
    7 - 8
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    4 - 11
    Yellownly Fans

  • Tuesday 08 October

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    0 - 0
    Red west FC
    Yellownly Fans
    0 - 0
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    Fatford FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain
    Fatzio Light Blue
    0 - 0
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 15 October

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    0 - 0
    Yellownly Fans
    Purple Gain
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Red west FC
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (White)
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    0 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess

  • Tuesday 22 October

    Yellownly Fans
    0 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (White)
    Red west FC
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Purple Gain
    0 - 0
    Burkina Fatsos Green

  • Tuesday 29 October

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    0 - 0
    Red west FC
    Purple Gain
    0 - 0
    Yellownly Fans
    Fatzio Light Blue
    0 - 0
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    Fatford FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess

  • Tuesday 05 November

    Yellownly Fans
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (White)
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    0 - 0
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Red west FC
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain

  • Tuesday 12 November

    Purple Gain
    0 - 0
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    Red west FC
    0 - 0
    Yellownly Fans
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    0 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Fatzio Light Blue
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (White)

  • Tuesday 19 November

    Yellownly Fans
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Fatford FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    0 - 0
    Red west FC

  • Tuesday 26 November

    Red west FC
    0 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Al-Fatties (Black)
    0 - 0
    Yellownly Fans
    Purple Gain
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (White)
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Light Blue

  • Tuesday 03 December

    Yellownly Fans
    0 - 0
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Fatzio Light Blue
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain
    Fatford FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Red west FC
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    0 - 0
    Al-Fatties (Black)