Dartford
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
William Ewen, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
7
6
13
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
7
5
10
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
7
4
8
4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
7
3
6
5
Piecester City (Pink)
7
2
5
6
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
7
2
5
7
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
7
2
5
8
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
7
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 68 | 45 | 23 | 13 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 76 | 42 | 34 | 10 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 8 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 59 | 63 | -4 | 6 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 57 | 68 | -11 | 5 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 56 | 71 | -15 | 5 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 42 | 67 | -25 | 5 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 42 | 61 | -19 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 42 | 22 | 20 | 12 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 31 | 15 | 16 | 10 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 10 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 27 | 28 | -1 | 6 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 19 | 22 | -3 | 6 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 30 | -12 | 6 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 36 | -12 | 4 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 10 | 14 | 14 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 11 | 14 | 10 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 8 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 13 | 5 | 6 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 5 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 5 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 20 | -11 | 4 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 19 | -15 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Axford | 11.00 | 10.95% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Peter Harrowell | 8.00 | 7.07% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Steve Nagle | 8.00 | -3.26% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Tom Synnuck | 6.50 | 8.87% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Robert Higgs | 6.00 | 3.64% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Matt Shapley | 6.00 | 3.47% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Christopher Hulbert | 6.00 | 2.50% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Jemal Akkus | 6.00 | 0.19% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Sam Dwyer | 5.50 | 6.96% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Ben Smith | 5.00 | 3.87% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Paul Kersey | 5.00 | 3.02% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Turner | 3.50 | 4.82% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Sean Duffy | 3.50 | 3.58% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Mark Bentley | 3.50 | 2.82% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Sean Kelly | 3.50 | 2.07% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Luke Allen | 3.00 | 3.59% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Pasha Gogolev | 3.00 | 3.53% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Tom Simmons | 3.00 | 2.05% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Perry Holder | 3.00 | 1.71% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Stephen Clark | 3.00 | 1.11% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Timothy Ewen | 3.00 | 0.60% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Joe Cassidy | 3.00 | 0.44% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Matthew Rigby | 3.00 | 0.42% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Sam Hayes | 2.50 | 3.85% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Tom Moore | 2.50 | 2.77% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Chris Board | 2.50 | 1.89% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lewis Neary | 2.50 | 1.76% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Sam Andrews | 2.50 | 1.59% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Faraz Ahmed | 2.50 | 1.19% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adam Deller | 2.50 | 0.84% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Scott Filmer | 2.00 | 4.26% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Alex Read | 2.00 | -0.23% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Martyn Carter-Craddock | 1.50 | 0.97% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Connor Tarpey | 1.50 | 0.71% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Pateman | 1.50 | -0.94% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | David Paulizky | 1.00 | 3.54% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Paul Anastasiou | 1.00 | 1.34% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Mike Small | 1.00 | 1.29% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Nishith Desai | 1.00 | 1.21% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adrian Hall | 1.00 | 1.20% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lawrence Morris | 1.00 | 0.72% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Dominic Gilchrist | 1.00 | 0.59% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Stuart Bloomfield | 1.00 | 0.48% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Louis Moore-Nye | 1.00 | 0.40% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Robert Haynes | 1.00 | 0.28% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Ali Hassan | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Paul Imber | 1.00 | -0.27% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Perry Long | 0.50 | 1.73% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Edward Hughes | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Michael Artiss | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 23 September
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 23 September
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:30Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 23 September
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 23 September
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 21:30Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 30 September
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 20:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 30 September
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 30 September
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:00Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 30 September
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:30Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 07 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 07 October
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 20:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 07 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 07 October
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 14 October
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:00Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 14 October
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 14 October
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 14 October
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:30Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 21 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 21 October
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 20:30Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 21 October
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 21 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:30Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 28 October
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 28 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 28 October
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 21:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 28 October
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 04 November
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 November
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 04 November
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 04 November
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 16 September
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)17 - 4Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Piecester City (Pink)7 - 7Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)10 - 10Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)10 - 11Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 09 September
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)5 - 11Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)5 - 12Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)3 - 11Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)10 - 11Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 02 September
Piecester City (Pink)14 - 10Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)7 - 6Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)16 - 3Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)12 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 26 August
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)12 - 3Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)7 - 9Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)7 - 2Piecester City (Pink)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)6 - 7Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 19 August
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)9 - 7Piecester City (Pink)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)7 - 9Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)8 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)6 - 3Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 12 August
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)11 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)8 - 2Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)4 - 9Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Piecester City (Pink)3 - 9Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 05 August
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)7 - 14Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)16 - 13Piecester City (Pink)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)5 - 15Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)11 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 23 September
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 30 September
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 07 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 14 October
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 21 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 28 October
Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 04 November
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)