Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
2
2
4
2
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
2
2
4
3
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
2
1
2
4
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
2
1
2
5
Piecester City (Pink)
2
1
2
6
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
2
1
2
7
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
2
0
0
8
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 2 2 0 0 22 13 9 4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 2 2 0 0 22 20 2 4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 2 1 0 1 24 17 7 2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 2 1 0 1 21 16 5 2
Piecester City (Pink) 2 1 0 1 11 11 0 2
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 2 1 0 1 11 15 -4 2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 2 0 0 2 13 16 -3 0
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 2 0 0 2 9 25 -16 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 2 1 1 0 10 4 6 3
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 2 1 1 0 8 6 2 3
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 2 1 0 1 7 5 2 2
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 2 1 0 1 10 9 1 2
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 2 1 0 1 6 5 1 2
Piecester City (Pink) 2 1 0 1 3 5 -2 2
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 2 1 0 1 6 8 -2 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 2 0 0 2 1 9 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 2 2 0 0 14 3 11 4
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 2 2 0 0 8 1 7 4
Piecester City (Pink) 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 2 1 0 1 7 7 0 2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 2 1 0 1 6 7 -1 2
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 0
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 2 0 0 2 3 12 -9 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 4.00 2.49%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 4.00 2.34%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Ziya Musa 3.50 8.78%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 3.11%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 3.50 1.64%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 3.50 1.13%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 3.00 -0.09%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 2.00 -0.91%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 1.00 3.45%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Billy Lambert 1.00 2.68%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 1.00 2.68%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Noel Carroll 1.00 1.65%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 1.00 1.31%
Piecester City (Pink) Joseph Latham 1.00 0.81%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Ahmet Dogan 1.00 0.64%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 1.00 0.35%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 1.00 0.28%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 0.50 4.96%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Gary Baker 0.50 2.75%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 0.50 2.53%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Collins 0.50 2.33%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Mak Waran 0.50 2.30%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 0.50 1.88%
Piecester City (Pink) Louis Moore-Nye 0.50 1.79%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sam Reynolds 0.50 1.67%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Dylan Blake 0.50 1.28%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 0.50 1.10%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Paul Kersey 0.50 0.99%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Togwell 0.50 0.80%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 0.50 0.40%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 0.50 0.34%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 0.50 0.23%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 0.50 0.23%
Piecester City (Pink) Nishith Desai 0.50 0.20%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Ali Hassan 0.50 0.19%
Piecester City (Pink) Philip Goode 0.50 0.11%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    12 - 11
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    4 - 12
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 6
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    10 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    7 - 5
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    9 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    13 - 5
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    10 - 9
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)