Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
12
10
20
2
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
12
8
17
3
Notorious PIG's (pink)
12
7
15
4
Green Bay Packets (green)
12
6
13
5
Snack Addicks (red)
12
5
11
6
(orange ) We ate All Depays
12
4
9
7
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
12
4
9
8
The Real Madras (white)
12
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 12 10 0 2 133 81 52 20
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 12 8 1 3 109 64 45 17
Notorious PIG's (pink) 12 7 1 4 94 90 4 15
Green Bay Packets (green) 12 6 1 5 102 89 13 13
Snack Addicks (red) 12 5 1 6 103 83 20 11
(orange ) We ate All Depays 12 4 1 7 79 112 -33 9
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 12 4 1 7 78 114 -36 9
The Real Madras (white) 12 1 0 11 64 129 -65 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 12 8 4 0 44 17 27 20
Snack Addicks (red) 12 8 1 3 43 18 25 17
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 12 7 2 3 31 15 16 16
Green Bay Packets (green) 12 6 2 4 32 29 3 14
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 12 6 0 6 33 45 -12 12
(orange ) We ate All Depays 12 4 0 8 27 49 -22 8
Notorious PIG's (pink) 12 2 3 7 22 30 -8 7
The Real Madras (white) 12 1 0 11 16 45 -29 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 12 9 1 2 53 31 22 19
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 12 9 1 2 42 24 18 19
Notorious PIG's (pink) 12 7 1 4 39 26 13 15
Green Bay Packets (green) 12 7 1 4 39 29 10 15
Snack Addicks (red) 12 5 3 4 28 33 -5 13
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 12 3 1 8 19 38 -19 7
(orange ) We ate All Depays 12 3 0 9 25 32 -7 6
The Real Madras (white) 12 1 0 11 20 52 -32 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Steve Nagle 13.00 0.13%
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 12.00 5.86%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 11.50 14.04%
Deliverblue (blue) Deniz Bal 11.50 10.55%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Chris Turner 9.50 1.31%
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 9.00 5.13%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 9.00 4.84%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 8.00 4.71%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 8.00 4.70%
Deliverblue (blue) Michael Artiss 8.00 2.76%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 8.00 2.30%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 7.50 5.36%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 7.00 2.48%
Green Bay Packets (green) David Hye 6.50 5.22%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 6.50 5.01%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 6.50 2.97%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Luke Allen 6.00 4.48%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 6.00 3.08%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 5.50 4.35%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Stuart Bloomfield 5.50 1.18%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 5.00 1.84%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 5.00 1.15%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 5.00 0.34%
Notorious PIG's (pink) William Britton 4.00 5.02%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Everest Unger 4.00 1.44%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 4.00 -2.05%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 3.50 0.63%
Snack Addicks (red) Connor Tarpey 3.00 2.74%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 3.00 2.35%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 3.00 1.69%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 3.00 1.41%
Snack Addicks (red) Lewis Neary 3.00 1.07%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 3.00 -1.56%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 3.00 -2.86%
The Real Madras (white) Adam Hunt 2.50 3.36%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Andrew Payne 2.50 2.17%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Jason Ford 2.50 1.61%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 2.50 0.40%
Green Bay Packets (green) Robert Haynes 2.00 1.05%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 1.50 1.13%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Andrews 1.50 0.77%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 1.50 0.00%
Green Bay Packets (green) Ben Smith 1.50 -0.63%
The Real Madras (white) Ziya Musa 1.50 -1.31%
The Real Madras (white) Robert Higgs 1.00 2.16%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 1.00 1.49%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Cavin Tsiga 1.00 1.00%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Alfie Phelan 1.00 0.93%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matt Shapley 0.50 0.43%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Timothy Ewen 0.50 0.40%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Peter Harrowell 0.50 -4.13%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    1 - 9
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    4 - 8
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    4 - 11
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    8 - 3
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 10
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    12 - 19
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 5
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    7 - 7
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 11
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 8
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    15 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 7
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 12
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    8 - 15
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    3 - 6
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    13 - 7
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    14 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    8 - 16
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 18
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 8
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    11 - 6
    The Real Madras (white)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 8
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 3
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    3 - 9
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    6 - 11
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    The Real Madras (white)
    4 - 12
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    13 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    10 - 7
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    6 - 14
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    6 - 18
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    4 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    10 - 4
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    The Real Madras (white)
    3 - 13
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    16 - 1
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    7 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    7 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    4 - 5
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)