Dartford
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William Ewen, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
6
5
10
2
Deliverblue (blue)
6
5
10
3
Snack Addicks (red)
6
3
6
4
Green Bay Packets (green)
6
3
6
5
Notorious PIG's (pink)
6
3
6
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
6
2
4
7
(orange ) We ate All Depays
6
2
4
8
The Real Madras (white)
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 55 | 24 | 31 | 10 |
| Deliverblue (blue) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 54 | 38 | 16 | 10 |
| Snack Addicks (red) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 58 | 36 | 22 | 6 |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 54 | 43 | 11 | 6 |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 45 | -4 | 6 |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 34 | 56 | -22 | 4 |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 34 | 58 | -24 | 4 |
| The Real Madras (white) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 60 | -30 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deliverblue (blue) | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 10 |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 9 |
| Snack Addicks (red) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 7 | 20 | 8 |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 12 | 6 | 8 |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 19 | -7 | 6 |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 28 | -15 | 4 |
| The Real Madras (white) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 24 | -14 | 2 |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 15 | -8 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 8 | 15 | 10 |
| Deliverblue (blue) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 9 |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 16 | 5 | 7 |
| Snack Addicks (red) | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 7 |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 13 | 5 | 6 |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 22 | -12 | 5 |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 15 | -7 | 2 |
| The Real Madras (white) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 21 | -13 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Matthew Rigby | 6.50 | 5.42% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Chris Turner | 6.50 | 2.75% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Chris Board | 6.00 | 8.98% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Louis Moore-Nye | 6.00 | 4.89% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Kushal Babla | 6.00 | 2.87% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | James Axford | 6.00 | 2.41% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Steve Nagle | 6.00 | -0.75% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Chris Rose | 5.50 | 5.13% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Ricky Brennan | 5.50 | -1.10% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Sean Duffy | 4.00 | 1.98% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Tom Synnuck | 4.00 | -2.24% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Peter Harrowell | 3.50 | -1.83% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Lawrence Morris | 3.00 | 4.45% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Joe Cassidy | 3.00 | 3.26% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Stuart Bloomfield | 3.00 | 2.84% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Mark Bentley | 3.00 | 1.95% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | David Paulizky | 3.00 | 1.03% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Troy Blackwood | 3.00 | 0.67% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Ali Hassan | 3.00 | -0.85% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Darren Jessop | 3.00 | -1.05% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Perry Holder | 3.00 | -2.47% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Charlie Frost | 2.50 | 4.18% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Luke Allen | 2.50 | 4.07% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Paul Anastasiou | 2.50 | 1.65% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Deniz Bal | 2.50 | 1.64% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Stephen Clark | 2.50 | 0.64% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Everest Unger | 2.50 | 0.24% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Paul Imber | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Faraz Ahmed | 2.50 | -0.10% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Mike Small | 2.50 | -0.42% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Sam Hayes | 1.00 | 2.89% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | David Hye | 1.00 | 2.72% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Scott Stanton | 1.00 | 2.44% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Chris Ball | 1.00 | 1.67% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Joseph Latham | 1.00 | 1.64% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Christopher Hulbert | 1.00 | 1.05% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Chris Callaghan | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Ziya Musa | 1.00 | 0.79% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Lewis Neary | 1.00 | 0.75% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Michael Artiss | 1.00 | 0.35% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Sam Dwyer | 1.00 | 0.10% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Jason Ford | 1.00 | -0.10% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Rian Brading-Miles | 1.00 | -0.11% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Alex Read | 1.00 | -0.23% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Connor Tarpey | 1.00 | -0.71% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Earl Baker | 1.00 | -1.18% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Martyn Carter-Craddock | 1.00 | -1.37% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Sam Andrews | 1.00 | -1.61% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | James Pateman | 1.00 | -1.64% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Cavin Tsiga | 1.00 | -1.84% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Paul Collins | 1.00 | -2.16% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Ben Smith | 1.00 | -2.51% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Sean Kelly | 0.50 | 1.27% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Noel Carroll | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Edward Hughes | 0.50 | 1.15% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Timothy Ewen | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Jemal Akkus | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Leigh Pell | 0.50 | 0.16% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Matt Shapley | 0.50 | -0.65% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Tom Simmons | 0.50 | -2.47% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Billy Lambert | 0.50 | -3.15% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Robert Higgs | 0.50 | -3.50% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Tony Harris | 0.50 | -4.22% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 13 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 20:00(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 13 January
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 20:30The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 13 January
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 21:00Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 13 January
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 21:30Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 20 January
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 20 January
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 20:30Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 20 January
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 21:00The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 20 January
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 21:30Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 27 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 20:00Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 27 January
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 20:30(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 27 January
The Real Madras (white)VS 21:00Fiorentina Turner (purple) -
Tuesday 27 January
Snack Addicks (red)VS 21:30Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 03 February
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 03 February
Deliverblue (blue)VS 20:30The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 03 February
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 21:00Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 03 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 21:30Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 10 February
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 20:00Fiorentina Turner (purple) -
Tuesday 10 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 20:30(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 10 February
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 21:00Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 10 February
The Real Madras (white)VS 21:30Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 17 February
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 17 February
Snack Addicks (red)VS 20:30Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 17 February
Deliverblue (blue)VS 21:00Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 17 February
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 21:30Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 20:00Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 24 February
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 20:30(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 24 February
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 21:00Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 24 February
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 21:30The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 03 March
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 03 March
The Real Madras (white)VS 20:30Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 03 March
Snack Addicks (red)VS 21:00Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 03 March
Deliverblue (blue)VS 21:30Fiorentina Turner (purple)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 06 January
The Real Madras (white)7 - 3Notorious PIG's (pink)Snack Addicks (red)5 - 6Green Bay Packets (green)(orange ) We ate All Depays1 - 9Fiorentina Turner (purple)Deliverblue (blue)3 - 9Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 16 December
Large Lad F.C (yellow)10 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)Green Bay Packets (green)6 - 11Deliverblue (blue)Notorious PIG's (pink)8 - 6Snack Addicks (red)The Real Madras (white)4 - 12(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 09 December
Snack Addicks (red)13 - 5The Real Madras (white)Deliverblue (blue)10 - 7Notorious PIG's (pink)(orange ) We ate All Depays6 - 14Large Lad F.C (yellow)Fiorentina Turner (purple)6 - 18Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 02 December
Green Bay Packets (green)4 - 6Large Lad F.C (yellow)Notorious PIG's (pink)10 - 4Fiorentina Turner (purple)The Real Madras (white)3 - 13Deliverblue (blue)Snack Addicks (red)16 - 1(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 25 November
Deliverblue (blue)8 - 6Snack Addicks (red)Fiorentina Turner (purple)7 - 5The Real Madras (white)(orange ) We ate All Depays7 - 6Green Bay Packets (green)Large Lad F.C (yellow)4 - 5Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 18 November
Notorious PIG's (pink)8 - 14Green Bay Packets (green)The Real Madras (white)6 - 12Large Lad F.C (yellow)Snack Addicks (red)12 - 8Fiorentina Turner (purple)Deliverblue (blue)9 - 7(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 13 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysGreen Bay Packets (green)0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 20 January
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Deliverblue (blue)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Green Bay Packets (green)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 27 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow)Green Bay Packets (green)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysThe Real Madras (white)0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 03 February
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 10 February
Green Bay Packets (green)0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysNotorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue)The Real Madras (white)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 17 February
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink)Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysGreen Bay Packets (green)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Notorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 03 March
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink)The Real Madras (white)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow)Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)