Dartford

Tuesday | 20:00-22:00

Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
6
6
12
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
6
4
8
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
6
4
8
4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
6
3
6
5
Piecester City (Pink)
6
2
4
6
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
6
2
4
7
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
6
2
4
8
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 6 6 0 0 58 35 23 12
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 6 4 0 2 59 38 21 8
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 6 4 0 2 59 41 18 8
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 6 3 0 3 55 46 9 6
Piecester City (Pink) 6 2 0 4 50 61 -11 4
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 6 2 0 4 46 61 -15 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 6 2 0 4 35 60 -25 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 6 1 0 5 31 51 -20 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 6 5 0 1 36 17 19 10
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 6 5 0 1 22 12 10 10
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 6 4 0 2 24 14 10 8
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 6 3 0 3 26 21 5 6
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 6 3 0 3 14 16 -2 6
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 6 2 0 4 13 27 -14 4
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 6 1 0 5 20 34 -14 2
Piecester City (Pink) 6 1 0 5 18 32 -14 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 6 6 0 0 19 7 12 12
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 6 4 0 2 18 10 8 8
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 6 4 0 2 14 11 3 8
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 6 2 1 3 14 13 1 5
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 6 2 1 3 9 10 -1 5
Piecester City (Pink) 6 2 0 4 16 14 2 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 6 2 0 4 10 18 -8 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 6 1 0 5 1 18 -17 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 6.50 8.84%
Piecester City (Pink) Peter Harrowell 6.50 5.59%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Tom Synnuck 6.00 7.81%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Matt Shapley 6.00 4.00%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 6.00 3.23%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 6.00 -1.30%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Robert Higgs 5.50 2.91%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Jemal Akkus 5.50 0.00%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Sam Dwyer 4.00 6.10%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 3.50 2.58%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 3.50 2.55%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 2.07%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 3.00 4.12%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 3.00 3.53%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Sean Duffy 3.00 2.95%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 3.00 1.13%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Matthew Rigby 3.00 1.10%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Timothy Ewen 3.00 0.60%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Alex Read 3.00 0.35%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 2.50 3.19%
Piecester City (Pink) Faraz Ahmed 2.50 1.78%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Sam Andrews 2.50 1.59%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Perry Holder 2.50 1.35%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 2.50 1.29%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 2.50 0.84%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 2.50 0.52%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 2.50 0.33%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 2.50 0.08%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 2.00 1.19%
Piecester City (Pink) Connor Tarpey 1.50 1.52%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 1.50 0.98%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 1.00 3.54%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Sam Hayes 1.00 3.17%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 1.00 2.71%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 1.00 1.71%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Mike Small 1.00 1.29%
Piecester City (Pink) Nishith Desai 1.00 1.21%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Ali Hassan 1.00 0.75%
Piecester City (Pink) Louis Moore-Nye 1.00 0.72%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Dominic Gilchrist 1.00 0.59%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Neary 1.00 0.41%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 1.00 -0.27%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Darren Jessop 1.00 -0.88%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Perry Long 0.50 1.73%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Paul Anastasiou 0.50 0.96%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 0.50 0.55%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Deshi Fung 0.50 0.24%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Robert Haynes 0.50 0.19%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 0.50 0.12%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 0.50 -0.14%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    5 - 11
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    3 - 11
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    10 - 11
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    14 - 10
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    7 - 6
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    16 - 3
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    12 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    12 - 3
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    7 - 2
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    6 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    9 - 7
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    8 - 10
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    6 - 3
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 2
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    3 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    16 - 13
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)