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Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.

Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
4
4
8
2
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
4
3
6
3
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
4
3
6
4
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
4
2
5
5
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
4
2
4
6
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
4
1
2
7
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
4
0
1
8
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 4 4 0 0 44 24 20 8
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 4 3 0 1 39 22 17 6
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 4 3 0 1 25 15 10 6
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 4 2 1 1 32 24 8 5
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 4 2 0 2 25 24 1 4
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 4 1 0 3 10 34 -24 2
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 4 0 1 3 19 31 -12 1
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 4 0 0 4 15 35 -20 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 4 4 0 0 13 2 11 8
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 4 2 2 0 14 7 7 6
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 4 2 2 0 10 8 2 6
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 4 2 1 1 8 4 4 5
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 4 1 1 2 8 10 -2 3
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 4 0 2 2 4 8 -4 2
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 4 0 1 3 3 12 -9 1
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 4 0 1 3 6 15 -9 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 4 4 0 0 26 2 24 8
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 4 2 0 2 16 12 4 4
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 4 1 2 1 4 2 2 4
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 4 2 0 2 11 10 1 4
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 4 1 2 1 10 14 -4 4
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 4 1 1 2 7 10 -3 3
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 4 1 1 2 6 13 -7 3
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 4 0 2 2 -4 13 -17 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Nick Charlton 6.00 6.99%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Nyle Green 6.00 4.82%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Travis Wood 5.50 4.78%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Ashley Mardlin 5.50 1.14%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Billy Wood 5.00 1.43%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) John Morley 5.00 -0.54%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) James Wells 4.50 0.94%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Aaron Atkins 4.00 1.10%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Matt Burman 3.00 5.24%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Joe Scott 3.00 1.70%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Jon Wootton 3.00 1.25%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Dan Fairway 2.50 3.62%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Tom O'neill 2.50 2.78%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Jack Dummer 2.50 2.34%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Kyle Williams 2.50 1.95%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Ben Mepham 2.50 1.66%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Nick Bridle 2.50 1.66%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Tom Weaver 2.50 1.19%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Michael Traynor 2.50 1.05%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Roberto Tedesco 2.50 0.93%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Jose Gonçalves 2.50 0.92%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Matthew Pinyoun 2.00 1.39%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Valentin Bastea 1.50 0.10%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Luke Burrage 1.00 3.78%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Jack Sharrod Scott 1.00 2.18%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Matt Hockedy 1.00 1.71%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Scott Davies 1.00 1.69%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) John Payne 1.00 1.63%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Guy Edmondson 1.00 1.24%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Ben Swain 1.00 0.79%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Joe Gonnella 1.00 0.21%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Tony Cameron 0.50 1.93%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Glendon Francis 0.50 1.52%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Charles Sadler 0.50 1.21%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Fatos Halilaj 0.50 0.20%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) John Catanho 0.50 0.00%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Stephen Rodgers 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 07 May

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 07 May

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 07 May

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 07 May

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 21:00
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 21:30
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 20:30
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 21:30
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 21:30
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 20:30
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

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  • Wednesday 30 April

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    4 - 5
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    4 - 13
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    3 - 18
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    3 - 10
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    7 - 4
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    8 - 8
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    8 - 1
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    3 - 5
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    2 - 10
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    1 - 4
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    8 - 7
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    12 - 6
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    9 - 10
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    8 - 6
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    4 - 5
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 07 May

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)