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Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastbourne. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Three | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
10
8
17
2
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
10
8
16
3
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
10
7
15
4
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
10
6
12
5
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
10
3
7
6
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
10
2
5
7
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
10
2
4
8
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
10
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 106 | 55 | 51 | 17 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 106 | 54 | 52 | 16 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 71 | 45 | 26 | 15 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 12 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 51 | 86 | -35 | 7 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 52 | 79 | -27 | 5 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 38 | 74 | -36 | 4 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 39 | 81 | -42 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 33 | 7 | 26 | 16 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 11 | 15 | 13 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 20 | 8 | 13 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 10 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 17 | 29 | -12 | 8 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 24 | 40 | -16 | 8 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 10 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 20 | 27 | -7 | 7 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 17 | 31 | -14 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 9 | 49 | 17 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 27 | 22 | 14 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 27 | 9 | 18 | 13 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 10 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 9 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 29 | -21 | 7 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 10 | 27 | -17 | 6 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 33 | -38 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Billy Wood | 13.00 | 3.28% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Nyle Green | 12.00 | 5.95% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Nick Charlton | 11.50 | 10.02% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Matt Burman | 10.50 | 10.23% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Ashley Mardlin | 10.50 | 2.49% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Travis Wood | 9.00 | 7.86% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Ben Mepham | 8.00 | 1.11% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | John Morley | 7.00 | -1.31% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Christian Thwaites | 6.50 | 7.81% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Tom O'neill | 6.50 | 4.72% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Luke Burrage | 6.00 | 7.65% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Kyle Williams | 6.00 | 3.90% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Jon Wootton | 6.00 | 2.19% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Nick Bridle | 5.00 | 2.99% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Gazmir Trupja | 5.00 | 1.64% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Joe Gonnella | 5.00 | 0.95% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Stuart Hunt | 4.50 | 2.00% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Matthew Pinyoun | 4.50 | 0.99% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Kevin Alves | 4.00 | 2.94% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Matt Jackson | 4.00 | 1.83% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | James Wells | 4.00 | -0.12% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Dan Fairway | 3.50 | 2.75% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Scott Davies | 3.00 | 2.03% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | John Payne | 3.00 | 1.97% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Jose Gonçalves | 3.00 | 0.31% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Tom Weaver | 3.00 | 0.11% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Michael Traynor | 3.00 | 0.09% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Aaron Atkins | 3.00 | -3.98% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Tony Cameron | 2.50 | 2.15% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Matt Hockedy | 2.50 | 1.37% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Mark Burfutt | 2.00 | 1.88% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Guy Edmondson | 1.50 | 1.13% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Jack Sharrod Scott | 1.50 | -3.13% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Nicholas Peeters | 1.00 | 2.65% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Philip Durham | 1.00 | 1.30% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Ben Swain | 0.50 | 1.04% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Paul Smith | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Sean Corson | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Kyle Whittlesey | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Fatos Halilaj | 0.50 | -0.20% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | James Ashton | 0.50 | -0.88% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Roberto Tedesco | 0.50 | -1.40% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 18 June
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:00Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 18 June
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 18 June
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 18 June
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 25 June
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 25 June
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 25 June
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 25 June
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:30Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 02 July
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 02 July
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 02 July
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:00Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 02 July
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 09 July
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 09 July
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 20:30Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 09 July
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:00Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 09 July
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:30Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 11 June
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 9Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)3 - 13Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)3 - 10Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)2 - 7Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 04 June
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)9 - 1Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)2 - 6Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)4 - 3Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 15Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 28 May
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)4 - 8Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)14 - 4Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)5 - 13Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)3 - 8Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 21 May
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)4 - 8Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)6 - 6Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)11 - -1Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)13 - 7Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 14 May
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)1 - 18Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)9 - 5Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)3 - 5Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)7 - 12Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 07 May
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)7 - 1Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)10 - 6Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)11 - 2Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)3 - 10Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 30 April
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)4 - 5Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)4 - 13Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)3 - 18Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)3 - 10Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 23 April
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)5 - 8Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)7 - 4Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)8 - 8Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)8 - 1Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 09 April
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)3 - 5Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)2 - 10Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)1 - 4Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 7Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 02 April
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)12 - 6Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)9 - 10Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)8 - 6Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)4 - 5Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 18 June
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 25 June
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 02 July
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 09 July
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)