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Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.

Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
12
10
20
2
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
12
9
19
3
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
12
6
15
4
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
12
5
12
5
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
12
5
11
6
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
12
5
10
7
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
12
3
7
8
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
12
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 12 10 0 2 102 53 49 20
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 12 9 1 2 127 77 50 19
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 12 6 3 3 88 80 8 15
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 12 5 2 5 102 81 21 12
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 12 5 1 6 74 86 -12 11
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 12 5 0 7 62 79 -17 10
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 12 3 1 8 54 87 -33 7
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 12 1 0 11 37 103 -66 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 12 11 1 0 50 14 36 23
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 12 8 3 1 29 10 19 19
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 12 7 0 5 37 26 11 14
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 12 4 3 5 15 22 -7 11
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 12 4 2 6 26 30 -4 10
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 12 4 2 6 21 31 -10 10
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 12 3 1 8 20 35 -15 7
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 12 1 0 11 15 45 -30 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 12 9 1 2 43 17 26 19
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 12 9 1 2 34 20 14 19
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 12 7 2 3 45 32 13 16
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 12 7 0 5 46 24 22 14
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 12 6 2 4 24 27 -3 14
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 12 3 0 9 14 21 -7 6
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 12 2 0 10 9 38 -29 4
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 12 2 0 10 -2 34 -36 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Travis Wood 16.00 4.19%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) John Morley 16.00 -0.77%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Richard Silvester 14.50 12.84%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Billy Wood 13.00 -3.75%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Kyle Williams 12.00 8.80%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Chris Sawyer 11.00 8.55%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Christian Thwaites 11.00 4.97%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Joe Gonnella 11.00 1.19%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Simon King 10.50 6.83%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Jack Sharrod Scott 9.00 8.52%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Matt Jackson 8.00 3.05%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Danny Leach 6.00 5.34%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Gary Cunningham 6.00 2.52%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Nick Bridle 6.00 1.90%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Jamie Walsh 5.50 4.38%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Kyle Whittlesey 5.50 2.25%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Mark Ballard 5.50 2.01%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Paul Smith 5.00 4.34%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Zachary Burrage 5.00 2.00%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Ben Mepham 5.00 1.12%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Luke Burrage 5.00 0.65%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Matthew Pinyoun 4.50 0.20%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Sean Corson 4.50 -0.10%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) James Davis 4.00 -0.19%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Andrew Lee 3.50 3.79%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Sam Jaban 3.50 1.57%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Tony Cameron 3.50 1.15%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Philip Durham 3.50 0.95%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Kevin Vine 2.50 3.97%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Alex Neale 2.50 2.92%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Conor Hill 2.50 2.41%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Jack Scott 2.50 0.69%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Valentin Bastea 2.50 0.20%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Glendon Francis 2.00 1.61%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Ross Bowman 2.00 1.01%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Kieren Hill 2.00 0.29%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Michael Fox 1.50 1.02%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) James Wells 1.50 -0.35%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Michael Traynor 1.50 -1.08%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Fatos Halilaj 1.00 1.68%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Tom O'neill 1.00 0.40%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) John Payne 1.00 0.00%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Guy Edmondson 1.00 -1.37%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) David Miles 0.50 2.16%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 20:00
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 21:00
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    10 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    10 - 7
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    5 - 7
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    1 - 8
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    4 - 7
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    11 - 10
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    6 - -1
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    5 - 11
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    3 - 15
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    9 - 6
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    11 - 7
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    2 - 6
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    3 - 11
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    7 - 5
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    12 - 2
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    10 - 9
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    8 - 8
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    4 - 6
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    5 - 4
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    6 - 15
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    8 - 1
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    2 - 5
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    13 - 4
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    2 - 7
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    8 - 5
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    1 - 11
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    3 - 10
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    13 - 5
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    3 - 12
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    6 - 18
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    11 - 3
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    10 - 3
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    9 - 2
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    9 - 9
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    2 - 8
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    10 - 6
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    5 - 8
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    9 - 6
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    8 - 16
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    11 - 8
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    6 - 3
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    6 - 4
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 8
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 4
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    6 - 6
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    6 - 6
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    5 - 10
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    7 - 4
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)