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St Leonards Academy, Edinburgh Road, Hastings, TN38 8HH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Hastings. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Hi I am Pete the Hastings MAN v FAT Coach. I Iook forward to meeting and helping all new players reach their ideal weight and play some good football

Rob Impey, Coach, Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Twenty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Al Fattihad- Green
6
5
10
2
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
6
4
9
3
Cholesterol Palace- Red
6
2
5
4
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
6
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Al Fattihad- Green 6 5 0 1 49 21 28 10
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue 6 4 1 1 38 24 14 9
Cholesterol Palace- Red 6 2 1 3 26 36 -10 5
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow 6 0 0 6 15 47 -32 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Al Fattihad- Green 6 5 0 1 20 8 12 10
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue 6 3 1 2 13 11 2 7
Cholesterol Palace- Red 6 2 1 3 12 11 1 5
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow 6 1 0 5 7 22 -15 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Al Fattihad- Green 6 5 0 1 16 6 10 10
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue 6 4 1 1 13 0 13 9
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow 6 1 1 4 0 11 -11 3
Cholesterol Palace- Red 6 1 0 5 4 16 -12 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Al Fattihad- Green Charlie Welford 8.00 -1.75%
Al Fattihad- Green Desmond Brewster 6.00 8.24%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue lee mason 5.50 8.08%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Max Cimbaluks 3.50 2.71%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Neil Sutcliffe 3.50 0.00%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Tom Swift 3.00 2.02%
Al Fattihad- Green Tom Paur 3.00 1.87%
Al Fattihad- Green Steve Groombridge 3.00 1.19%
Al Fattihad- Green Stephen Conroy 2.50 4.34%
Al Fattihad- Green Glen Anderson 2.50 3.36%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Jordan Spence 2.50 2.68%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Jake Hughes 2.50 1.48%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Dean Robinson 2.50 0.48%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Craig Perry 2.00 0.38%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Robin Clifford 1.00 1.85%
Al Fattihad- Green Carl Usher 1.00 0.97%
Al Fattihad- Green David Elias 1.00 0.96%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Sean Cullen 0.50 0.20%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 24 October

    Al Fattihad- Green
    VS 19:20
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 24 October

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:50
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 26 September

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    2 - 7
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Al Fattihad- Green
    7 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace- Red

  • Friday 29 August

    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    0 - 7
    Al Fattihad- Green
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    -1 - 7
    Cholesterol Palace- Red

  • Friday 24 October

    Al Fattihad- Green
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

 

  • Friday 10 October

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:20
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 10 October

    Al Fattihad- Green
    VS 19:50
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 17 October

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    VS 19:20
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 17 October

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:50
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 31 October

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:20
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 31 October

    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    VS 19:50
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 07 November

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:20
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 07 November

    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    VS 19:50
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 03 October

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    2 - 13
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Al Fattihad- Green
    11 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 19 September

    Al Fattihad- Green
    8 - 1
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    0 - 5
    Cholesterol Palace- Red

  • Friday 12 September

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    3 - 4
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Al Fattihad- Green
    7 - 2
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 05 September

    Al Fattihad- Green
    7 - 3
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    6 - 1
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 22 August

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    3 - 3
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Al Fattihad- Green
    7 - 5
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 15 August

    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    11 - 7
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    10 - 9
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 10 October

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    Al Fattihad- Green
    0 - 0
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 17 October

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    0 - 0
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 31 October

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    0 - 0
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 07 November

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    Al Fattihad- Green
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow