Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Friday | 19:30-21:30
The Hastings Academy, Rye Road, Hastings, TN35 5DN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed. *relocating to Hastings Academy from 27.09.2024* You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Hi I am Pete the Hastings MAN v FAT Coach. I Iook forward to meeting and helping all new players reach their ideal weight and play some good football
Peter Morgan, Coach, Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bayern Munchin (Green)
9
8
16
2
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
9
6
14
3
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
9
5
10
4
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
9
4
9
5
Weight There (Black)
9
1
3
6
Scrandinavia (White)
9
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 80 | 35 | 45 | 16 |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 72 | 51 | 21 | 14 |
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 10 |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 55 | 62 | -7 | 9 |
| Weight There (Black) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 27 | 50 | -23 | 3 |
| Scrandinavia (White) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29 | 69 | -40 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 20 | 12 | 14 |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 26 | 9 | 17 | 12 |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 23 | 2 | 11 |
| Weight There (Black) | 9 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 7 |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | 9 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 17 | 24 | -7 | 7 |
| Scrandinavia (White) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 12 | 34 | -22 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 10 | 25 | 16 |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 31 | 9 | 22 | 16 |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | 9 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 7 |
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 18 | -13 | 6 |
| Scrandinavia (White) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 16 | -11 | 5 |
| Weight There (Black) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 15 | -14 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | Charlie Welford | 13.00 | 4.99% |
| Scrandinavia (White) | Joel Randoll | 12.00 | 11.88% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | James Anderson | 12.00 | 8.02% |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | Tom Swift | 8.50 | 2.09% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | Michael Duncan | 8.00 | 3.31% |
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | Asa Croucher | 7.50 | 3.49% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | Jake Hughes | 7.50 | 3.42% |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | Ben Cross | 6.50 | 4.05% |
| Weight There (Black) | Steve Ansett | 6.00 | 5.01% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | Charlie Vidler | 6.00 | 3.06% |
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | Steve Groombridge | 6.00 | 2.07% |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | Bifin Raju | 5.50 | -1.03% |
| Scrandinavia (White) | TRISTAN GREEN | 5.00 | 0.86% |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | Henri Hayler | 5.00 | 0.73% |
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | Glen Anderson | 4.50 | 1.17% |
| Weight There (Black) | Desmond Brewster | 4.50 | 0.97% |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | Matthew Denness | 4.00 | 0.84% |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | Paul Semple | 3.50 | 2.30% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | Craig Perry | 3.50 | 1.16% |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | Marcus Bolton | 3.50 | 0.51% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | Sean Buckley | 3.00 | 6.68% |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | Richard BUTTREY | 2.50 | 4.53% |
| Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) | Dean Robinson | 2.50 | 3.99% |
| Weight There (Black) | Adrien Collovray | 2.50 | 0.78% |
| Scrandinavia (White) | Andrei Damian | 2.00 | 2.05% |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | Liam Cookson | 1.50 | -0.36% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | Adam Withrington | 1.00 | 2.39% |
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | Stuart Campbell | 1.00 | 1.86% |
| Scrandinavia (White) | Tom Paur | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Bayern Munchin (Green) | Daniel J Cookson | 1.00 | 1.24% |
| Weight There (Black) | Brad Gilbert | 0.50 | 1.78% |
| Scrandinavia (White) | Steven O'connor | 0.50 | 1.23% |
| Weight There (Black) | David McCormick | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Scrandinavia (White) | Kyle Carter | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | Robin Clifford | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) | Samuel Jaban | 0.50 | -0.82% |
| Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) | Sascha Heilmeier | 0.50 | -3.73% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 27 September
Weight There (Black)-2 - 9Bayern Munchin (Green)Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)6 - 13Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)-4 - 6Scrandinavia (White) -
Monday 19 August
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)6 - 6Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)Bayern Munchin (Green)10 - 3Scrandinavia (White)Weight There (Black)2 - 3Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) -
Monday 22 July
Bayern Munchin (Green)6 - 8Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)Weight There (Black)6 - 8Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)9 - 8Scrandinavia (White)
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Friday 11 October
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)VS 19:30Scrandinavia (White) -
Friday 11 October
Weight There (Black)VS 20:00Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) -
Friday 11 October
Bayern Munchin (Green)VS 20:30Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 04 October
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)2 - 7Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)Scrandinavia (White)2 - 11Bayern Munchin (Green)Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)5 - 5Weight There (Black) -
Monday 16 September
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)6 - 6Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)-3 - 9Bayern Munchin (Green)Scrandinavia (White)8 - 2Weight There (Black) -
Monday 09 September
Weight There (Black)3 - 9Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)6 - 1Scrandinavia (White)Bayern Munchin (Green)11 - 2Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) -
Monday 02 September
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)10 - 6Bayern Munchin (Green)Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)0 - -1Weight There (Black)Scrandinavia (White)5 - 7Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) -
Monday 12 August
Bayern Munchin (Green)6 - 5Weight There (Black)Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)13 - 12Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)Scrandinavia (White)2 - 8Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) -
Monday 05 August
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)10 - 8Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)Bayern Munchin (Green)5 - 4Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)Weight There (Black)7 - 2Scrandinavia (White) -
Monday 29 July
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)5 - 1Weight There (Black)Scrandinavia (White)1 - 8Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)10 - 15Bayern Munchin (Green) -
Monday 15 July
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)8 - 6Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)Scrandinavia (White)2 - 9Bayern Munchin (Green)Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)7 - 2Weight There (Black) -
Monday 08 July
Weight There (Black)3 - 8Bayern Munchin (Green)Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)10 - 7Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)11 - 6Scrandinavia (White) -
Friday 11 October
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)0 - 0Scrandinavia (White)Weight There (Black)0 - 0Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)Bayern Munchin (Green)0 - 0Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)