Kensington

Saturday | 10:00-11:00

Westway Sports and Fitness Centre , 1 Crowthorne Road Central London, W10 6RP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Kensington Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £33.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to Man v Fat Football Kensington. Not everything is worth the weight but Man v Fat Football sure is. Join the club and start playing now with goals to be scored both on and off the pitch.

Josh Pusey, Coach, Kensington

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
8
7
14
2
8ton Orient (Red Team)
8
6
12
3
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
8
2
4
4
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 8 7 0 1 93 44 49 14
8ton Orient (Red Team) 8 6 0 2 82 45 37 12
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 8 2 0 6 36 86 -50 4
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 8 1 0 7 42 78 -36 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
8ton Orient (Red Team) 8 6 1 1 39 14 25 13
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 8 6 1 1 34 16 18 13
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 8 2 0 6 25 39 -14 4
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 8 1 0 7 16 45 -29 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 8 4 2 2 30 11 19 10
8ton Orient (Red Team) 8 3 3 2 18 15 3 9
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 8 4 1 3 9 11 -2 9
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 8 1 2 5 0 20 -20 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Rhys-Lewis Atkins 14.00 9.72%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Chris Bell 9.00 1.47%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Adam Pepper 8.00 6.36%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Liam Wallace 6.50 4.59%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Alex Nairn 6.00 4.22%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Andres Carrasco 5.00 2.80%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Paul Brown 5.00 1.57%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Asim Khan 5.00 0.96%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Ben Smithers 4.00 3.84%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Peter Jewkes 3.00 3.23%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Jack Bullock 3.00 2.08%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Tarik Raghni 2.50 0.39%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Billy Manners 1.50 2.52%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Jack Manners 1.50 2.50%
8ton Orient (Red Team) MICHAEL SIOU 1.50 2.29%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Douglas Curtis 1.50 0.19%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Adnan Faisal 1.50 -0.98%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Paul McNamara 1.00 1.57%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Alan Caldwell 0.50 0.38%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Baris Yesilcicek 0.50 0.33%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Frazer Clack 0.50 -0.57%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Sam Revill 0.50 -3.89%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Saturday 05 October

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    9 - 11
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    13 - 1
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 07 September

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    -1 - 7
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    10 - 5
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 10 August

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    6 - 16
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    5 - 13
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

 

  • Saturday 12 October

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 12 October

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:45
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Saturday 28 September

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    10 - 11
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    5 - 16
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 21 September

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    8 - 7
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    10 - 5
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 14 September

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    12 - 6
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    9 - 3
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 31 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    14 - 3
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 13
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 24 August

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    10 - 3
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    16 - 3
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 17 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    9 - 7
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 10
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 03 August

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    11 - 3
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    18 - 2
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 27 July

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    4 - 8
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    9 - 8
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 12 October

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)