Westminster

Tuesday | 19:00-20:30

Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Westminster. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Ale Madrid - RED
9
8
16
2
Fatlanta FC - BLACK
9
7
14
3
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
9
5
10
4
Bayern Munchies - BLUE
9
4
8
5
The Paper Towels - WHITE
9
3
6
6
Shrek United - GREEN
9
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Ale Madrid - RED 9 8 0 1 94 55 39 16
Fatlanta FC - BLACK 9 7 0 2 118 72 46 14
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW 9 5 0 4 84 71 13 10
Bayern Munchies - BLUE 9 4 0 5 82 80 2 8
The Paper Towels - WHITE 9 3 0 6 85 87 -2 6
Shrek United - GREEN 9 0 0 9 28 126 -98 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatlanta FC - BLACK 9 7 1 1 71 36 35 15
Real Ale Madrid - RED 9 7 0 2 40 24 16 14
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW 9 6 1 2 48 28 20 13
Bayern Munchies - BLUE 9 3 1 5 37 35 2 7
The Paper Towels - WHITE 9 2 1 6 33 48 -15 5
Shrek United - GREEN 9 0 0 9 18 76 -58 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Ale Madrid - RED 9 6 1 2 26 5 21 13
The Paper Towels - WHITE 9 5 1 3 20 15 5 11
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW 9 5 0 4 9 19 -10 10
Bayern Munchies - BLUE 9 4 1 4 18 15 3 9
Fatlanta FC - BLACK 9 4 1 4 14 15 -1 9
Shrek United - GREEN 9 1 0 8 0 18 -18 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW Nathan Sobers 11.00 6.44%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Joey Dangsida 9.00 7.29%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Wilson Roserie 8.00 6.33%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Jon Rees 8.00 4.20%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Luke Jovic 8.00 3.90%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Rafael Roldao 7.50 7.91%
Real Ale Madrid - RED John Madrid 6.50 8.66%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Alfie Mcguire 5.50 3.65%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Iain Wright 5.00 3.23%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Jamie Holmes 5.00 1.69%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Connor Frost 4.50 3.22%
Shrek United - GREEN Dean Nasser 4.00 6.43%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Anthony Laria 4.00 2.82%
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW Alex Bruce 4.00 2.36%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Tony Young 3.50 3.16%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Mohamed Ali OTMAN 3.50 2.90%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Shane Macleod 3.00 2.44%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Aaron O'hegarty 3.00 0.71%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Matthew Quinn 2.50 3.66%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK James Newman 2.50 2.47%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Samuel Conteh 2.50 0.24%
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW Sam Roberts 2.50 0.09%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Tiber Karadag 1.50 2.95%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Nicholas Padayache 1.00 2.50%
Shrek United - GREEN Paul Brown 1.00 1.13%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Tom Gurlersan 1.00 0.26%
Shrek United - GREEN Hrushikesh Jogalekar 1.00 0.11%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Alejandro Fiuza Da Silva 0.50 0.93%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Marc Byrne 0.50 0.21%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Shrek United - GREEN
    4 - 18
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    19 - 7
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    11 - 4
    The Paper Towels - WHITE

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    13 - 4
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    10 - 6
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    Shrek United - GREEN
    3 - 11
    Real Ale Madrid - RED

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    7 - 9
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Shrek United - GREEN
    -2 - 6
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    13 - 3
    The Paper Towels - WHITE

 

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    VS 19:00
    The Paper Towels - WHITE

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Shrek United - GREEN
    VS 19:30
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    VS 20:00
    Real Ale Madrid - RED

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    8 - 14
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    10 - 9
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    12 - 3
    Shrek United - GREEN

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    6 - 17
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    8 - 10
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    17 - 3
    Shrek United - GREEN

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Shrek United - GREEN
    3 - 16
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    10 - 5
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    12 - 7
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    10 - 6
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    15 - 2
    Shrek United - GREEN
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    10 - 18
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    11 - 0
    Shrek United - GREEN
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    14 - 10
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    7 - 14
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    6 - 3
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    8 - 16
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    Shrek United - GREEN
    4 - 21
    The Paper Towels - WHITE

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    16 - 5
    Shrek United - GREEN
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    4 - 7
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    14 - 7
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    7 - 5
    Shrek United - GREEN
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    3 - 10
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    3 - 7
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Shrek United - GREEN
    3 - 11
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    13 - 11
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    12 - 8
    The Paper Towels - WHITE

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    0 - 0
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    Shrek United - GREEN
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    0 - 0
    Real Ale Madrid - RED