Bournemouth
Friday | 20:30-22:30
Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch to add you to a team (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Nine | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Purple Reina (Purple)
9
9
18
2
Kale Madrid (Greens)
9
7
14
3
Tubbies Chocolate Orange
9
6
13
4
Chipswitch Town (Blues)
9
5
11
5
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
9
4
8
6
Real Madras ( White )
9
3
6
7
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
9
1
2
8
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
9
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Reina (Purple) | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 155 | 82 | 73 | 18 |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 124 | 93 | 31 | 14 |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 104 | 102 | 2 | 13 |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 118 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 88 | 92 | -4 | 8 |
| Real Madras ( White ) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 80 | 107 | -27 | 6 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 61 | 124 | -63 | 2 |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 76 | 117 | -41 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Reina (Purple) | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 36 | 9 | 27 | 16 |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 11 | 26 | 16 |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 20 | 5 | 11 |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 22 | 17 | 5 | 8 |
| Real Madras ( White ) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 22 | 24 | -2 | 7 |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 16 | 24 | -8 | 7 |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 18 | 32 | -14 | 5 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | 9 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 12 | 51 | -39 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Reina (Purple) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 75 | 39 | 36 | 16 |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 68 | 33 | 35 | 14 |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 43 | 47 | -4 | 12 |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 45 | 46 | -1 | 10 |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 32 | 43 | -11 | 7 |
| Real Madras ( White ) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 29 | 45 | -16 | 5 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20 | 39 | -19 | 4 |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 28 | 48 | -20 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Luke Hayter | 13.50 | 9.78% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Rav Nath | 13.50 | 7.11% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Chris Cowen | 12.00 | 8.81% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Tomas Marks | 12.00 | 7.95% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | David Dearnley | 12.00 | -0.49% |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | Ryan Puttick | 12.00 | -1.10% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Oli Wentworth | 10.50 | 7.12% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Alex Jones | 10.50 | 5.03% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Jordan Hayter | 9.00 | 7.33% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Tom Dowling | 9.00 | 5.66% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Dimi Eleftheriou | 9.00 | 5.51% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Sam Denton | 9.00 | 4.05% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Kevin Crago | 8.50 | 6.44% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Mike Morris | 8.50 | 3.67% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Tim Greenwood | 8.00 | 3.12% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Barnaby Riste-smith | 8.00 | 0.00% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Marc Simpson | 7.50 | 3.16% |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | Jet Gander | 7.50 | 1.71% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Edward Dowling | 7.00 | 3.02% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Craig Drury | 6.50 | 5.88% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Samuel Troughton | 6.50 | 4.20% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Jaime Crispim | 6.50 | 1.85% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Dom Averkiou | 6.50 | 0.50% |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | Michael Burt | 6.00 | 8.25% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Josh Davis | 6.00 | 6.10% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Jesus Ponce | 6.00 | 3.50% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Robert Bridges | 5.50 | 5.51% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Jimi Murphy | 5.50 | 4.62% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | James Scott | 5.50 | 3.56% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Victor Aquino | 5.00 | 3.34% |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | Neil Puttick | 5.00 | 2.68% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Jason Court | 5.00 | 2.32% |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | John Costa | 5.00 | 2.02% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Liam Goodall | 4.50 | 3.69% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Christopher Gailey | 4.50 | 0.21% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Philip Haley | 4.00 | 2.30% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Connor Skerman | 4.00 | 0.39% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | George Gyimah | 4.00 | 0.37% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Ben Goodridge | 3.50 | 2.59% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Matt Clist | 3.50 | 1.77% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Jack Hayter | 3.50 | -0.23% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Sean Madden | 3.00 | 2.41% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | George O'callaghan | 3.00 | 0.51% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Daniel Dancer | 3.00 | 0.41% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Steve Norton | 2.50 | 2.03% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | George Howe | 2.50 | 0.90% |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | Chris Malone | 2.50 | 0.65% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Sid Woolford | 2.50 | 0.24% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Mahmudul Hassan | 2.00 | 0.84% |
| Purple Reina (Purple) | Mark Oxborrow | 2.00 | 0.34% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Adam White | 1.50 | 0.09% |
| Tubbies Chocolate Orange | Taylor Melville | 1.00 | 3.03% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Scott Hardy | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Jordan Hough | 1.00 | -1.18% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Mike Welch | 1.00 | -1.47% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Sebastian Hazeldine | 0.50 | 4.92% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Ryan Broadbank | 0.50 | 2.20% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Paul Briggs | 0.50 | 0.85% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Russell Keets | 0.50 | 0.77% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Pete Courage | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Eddie White | 0.50 | -0.49% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Steven NODWELL | 0.50 | -0.88% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 26 April
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)VS 20:30Tubbies Chocolate Orange -
Friday 26 April
Chipswitch Town (Blues)VS 21:00Real Madras ( White ) -
Friday 26 April
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)VS 21:30Purple Reina (Purple) -
Friday 26 April
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)VS 22:00Kale Madrid (Greens) -
Friday 03 May
Kale Madrid (Greens)VS 20:30AC Garlic bReds (Reds) -
Friday 03 May
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)VS 21:00Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 03 May
Purple Reina (Purple)VS 21:30Chipswitch Town (Blues) -
Friday 03 May
Real Madras ( White )VS 22:00Tubbies Chocolate Orange -
Friday 10 May
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)VS 20:30Real Madras ( White ) -
Friday 10 May
Tubbies Chocolate OrangeVS 21:00Purple Reina (Purple) -
Friday 10 May
Chipswitch Town (Blues)VS 21:30Kale Madrid (Greens) -
Friday 10 May
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)VS 22:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 17 May
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)VS 20:30Chipswitch Town (Blues) -
Friday 17 May
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)VS 21:00Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 17 May
Kale Madrid (Greens)VS 21:30Tubbies Chocolate Orange -
Friday 17 May
Purple Reina (Purple)VS 22:00Real Madras ( White ) -
Friday 24 May
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)VS 20:30Purple Reina (Purple) -
Friday 24 May
Real Madras ( White )VS 21:00Kale Madrid (Greens) -
Friday 24 May
Tubbies Chocolate OrangeVS 21:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 24 May
Chipswitch Town (Blues)VS 22:00AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 19 April
Tubbies Chocolate Orange12 - 12Chipswitch Town (Blues)Real Madras ( White )8 - 13AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Kale Madrid (Greens)12 - 10Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)Purple Reina (Purple)16 - 6Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 12 April
Kale Madrid (Greens)12 - 15Purple Reina (Purple)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)4 - 15Real Madras ( White )AC Garlic bReds (Reds)6 - 9Tubbies Chocolate OrangeSnackbar Donetsk (Yellows)8 - 15Chipswitch Town (Blues) -
Friday 05 April
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)4 - 12Chipswitch Town (Blues)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)10 - 14Tubbies Chocolate OrangeKale Madrid (Greens)17 - 2Real Madras ( White )Purple Reina (Purple)21 - 8Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 22 March
Real Madras ( White )9 - 19Purple Reina (Purple)Tubbies Chocolate Orange17 - 19Kale Madrid (Greens)Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)9 - 10AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Chipswitch Town (Blues)18 - 5Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 15 March
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)2 - 13AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Kale Madrid (Greens)12 - 10Chipswitch Town (Blues)Purple Reina (Purple)21 - 4Tubbies Chocolate OrangeReal Madras ( White )11 - 9Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 08 March
Tubbies Chocolate Orange16 - 10Real Madras ( White )Chipswitch Town (Blues)17 - 19Purple Reina (Purple)Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)9 - 16Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)AC Garlic bReds (Reds)11 - 18Kale Madrid (Greens) -
Friday 01 March
Kale Madrid (Greens)17 - 8Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Purple Reina (Purple)15 - 12AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Real Madras ( White )9 - 12Chipswitch Town (Blues)Tubbies Chocolate Orange12 - 7Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 23 February
Chipswitch Town (Blues)9 - 10Tubbies Chocolate OrangeAC Garlic bReds (Reds)11 - 9Real Madras ( White )Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)6 - 7Kale Madrid (Greens)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)4 - 15Purple Reina (Purple) -
Friday 16 February
Purple Reina (Purple)14 - 10Kale Madrid (Greens)Real Madras ( White )7 - 6Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Tubbies Chocolate Orange10 - 8AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Chipswitch Town (Blues)13 - 10Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 26 April
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)0 - 0Tubbies Chocolate OrangeChipswitch Town (Blues)0 - 0Real Madras ( White )AC Garlic bReds (Reds)0 - 0Purple Reina (Purple)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)0 - 0Kale Madrid (Greens) -
Friday 03 May
Kale Madrid (Greens)0 - 0AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)0 - 0Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)Purple Reina (Purple)0 - 0Chipswitch Town (Blues)Real Madras ( White )0 - 0Tubbies Chocolate Orange -
Friday 10 May
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)0 - 0Real Madras ( White )Tubbies Chocolate Orange0 - 0Purple Reina (Purple)Chipswitch Town (Blues)0 - 0Kale Madrid (Greens)AC Garlic bReds (Reds)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 17 May
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)0 - 0Chipswitch Town (Blues)AC Garlic bReds (Reds)0 - 0Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)Kale Madrid (Greens)0 - 0Tubbies Chocolate OrangePurple Reina (Purple)0 - 0Real Madras ( White ) -
Friday 24 May
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)0 - 0Purple Reina (Purple)Real Madras ( White )0 - 0Kale Madrid (Greens)Tubbies Chocolate Orange0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Chipswitch Town (Blues)0 - 0AC Garlic bReds (Reds)