Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Beverley Young, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Nine | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
2
2
4
2
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
2
1
3
3
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
2
1
3
4
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
2
1
2
5
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
2
0
0
6
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
2
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 15 | 3 | 4 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 3 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 3 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 14 | 4 | 2 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 16 | -2 | 0 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 22 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 10 | 4 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 2 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 2 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 2 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 2 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -1 | 4 | 3 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 3 | -4 | 1 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | -6 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Craig Simons | 5.50 | 5.61% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 5.00 | 4.50% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Sam Philpott | 2.50 | 4.30% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Viktor Krall | 2.50 | 4.24% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Dale McDougall | 2.50 | 1.70% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Liam Mcmullen | 2.50 | 0.93% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Jonny Wattis | 1.00 | 5.36% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Mal Brown | 1.00 | 4.68% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Paul Reynolds | 1.00 | 3.73% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | gareth hewgill | 1.00 | 2.13% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Jamie Dunn | 1.00 | 1.87% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Dan McAulay | 1.00 | 1.82% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Andy Reynolds | 1.00 | 1.32% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Max Reside-Robb | 1.00 | 1.10% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | George Portsmouth | 1.00 | 1.09% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Shawn Berry | 1.00 | 0.85% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Steven Robinson | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Daniel McGuirk | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Rhys Ash | 1.00 | 0.38% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 0.50 | 2.33% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Radoslaw Jedrzejak | 0.50 | 2.28% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jake Gildert | 0.50 | 1.77% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 0.50 | 1.49% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Andrew Trickett | 0.50 | 1.26% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Christopher Jack | 0.50 | 1.26% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 0.50 | 1.04% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Anatoly Veselov | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Rob Ullyart | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Harry Watson | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Barry Porter | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Marco Berti | 0.50 | 0.29% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Matt Potts | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 0.50 | 0.18% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 13 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 13 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 13 May
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 10 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 10 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 10 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 15 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)11 - 24MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)10 - 9FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)3 - 12ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 13 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 10 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
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Monday 22 April
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 22 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 22 April
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 29 April
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 29 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 29 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 06 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 06 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 06 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 20 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 20 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 20 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 27 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 27 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 27 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 03 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 03 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 17 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 17 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 17 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 24 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 24 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 08 April
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)9 - 11TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)7 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 9CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 25 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)8 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)7 - 6MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)6 - 11ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 22 April
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 29 April
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 06 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 20 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 27 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 03 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 17 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)