Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
7
6
13
2
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
7
4
8
3
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
7
4
8
4
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
7
3
7
5
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
7
2
4
6
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
7
1
2
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 97 | 49 | 48 | 13 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 78 | 74 | 4 | 8 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 63 | 64 | -1 | 8 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 7 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 58 | 79 | -21 | 4 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 47 | 83 | -36 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 11 | 28 | 11 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 7 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 10 | 11 | 9 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 19 | 6 | 9 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 25 | 19 | 6 | 8 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 12 | 35 | -23 | 3 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 7 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 34 | -28 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 12 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 30 | 17 | 13 | 9 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 7 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 24 | 17 | 7 | 8 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 7 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 22 | -16 | 3 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 9 | 25 | -16 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Benjamin Millington | 12.00 | -0.73% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 11.50 | 13.35% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Dan McAulay | 10.50 | 9.81% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 10.00 | -0.24% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 7.00 | 4.54% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Sam Carney | 6.50 | 9.46% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Dave Cooper | 6.50 | 6.56% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Hein VAN DER WESTHUIZEN | 6.50 | 4.07% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Steven Dean | 6.50 | 2.71% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Stuart Milburn | 5.50 | 5.40% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Joe Little | 5.50 | 2.84% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Gareth Hewgill | 4.00 | 2.11% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ryan Roberts | 4.00 | 1.00% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jack Cooper | 4.00 | -1.08% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Max Reside-Robb | 3.50 | 5.24% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Jonathan Gupwell | 3.50 | 5.03% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Tim Linford | 3.50 | 4.06% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Stuart Irving | 3.50 | 2.53% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Matty Bolton | 3.50 | 2.34% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 3.50 | 2.22% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Ashley Clarkson | 3.50 | 0.97% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 3.00 | 2.75% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Mike Vevers | 3.00 | 1.95% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Douglas Penrice | 3.00 | 1.27% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Michael Cameron | 3.00 | 1.15% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Simon Patrick | 3.00 | 0.54% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Paul Reynolds | 3.00 | 0.34% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Mal Brown | 2.50 | 7.69% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | dennis craik | 2.50 | 4.19% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Michael Cruickshank | 2.50 | 2.63% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Peter Smith | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jason Timms | 2.50 | 1.03% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 2.50 | 1.01% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Peter Barlow | 2.00 | 0.46% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Rob Ullyart | 2.00 | -0.40% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Dale McDougall | 1.50 | -0.10% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Stephen McKeeman | 1.00 | 1.50% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Shane Statter | 1.00 | -0.43% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Carl Sewell | 0.50 | 3.14% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | BRENDAN REILLY | 0.50 | 0.98% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Baz Cannon | 0.50 | -1.49% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 23 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 23 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 23 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 19 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)16 - 6CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)10 - 13FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)6 - 11TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 07 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)5 - 19TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)8 - 11CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)13 - 11FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 23 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
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Monday 16 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 16 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 16 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 30 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 30 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 30 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 07 July
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 07 July
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 07 July
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 09 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)8 - 9MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)10 - 10FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)9 - 15CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 02 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)13 - 9ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)4 - 5NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)14 - 11MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 12 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)18 - 10NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)7 - 8MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - -1CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 28 April
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)12 - 7CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)8 - 7MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)7 - 19FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 14 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 13NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)11 - 8TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)10 - 14ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 31 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)8 - 12MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)11 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 24 March
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)7 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 6TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)4 - 19FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 16 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 30 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 07 July
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)