Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
2
2
4
2
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
2
1
3
3
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
2
1
3
4
Fatzio (Red)
2
1
2
5
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
2
0
0
6
Real Ma'Titts (White)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 4 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 3 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 3 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 12 | 1 | 2 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 17 | -8 | 0 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 15 | -8 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 4 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 1 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 1 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 8 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 1 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 4.00 | 0.00% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Charles Lipman | 2.50 | 2.60% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Chris Potter | 2.50 | 2.41% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Michael Weale | 2.50 | 2.05% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Tom Mean | 2.50 | 1.94% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | jack huckle | 2.50 | 1.68% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Kiran Desai | 2.50 | 1.30% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Matthew Creasey | 2.50 | 1.09% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Scott Teader | 2.50 | 0.55% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Duncan Gayler | 1.00 | 2.18% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Jack Groves | 1.00 | 2.05% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Scott Mordrick | 1.00 | 1.85% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Pedro Raxworthy | 1.00 | 1.68% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Richard Mills | 1.00 | 1.26% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | James McCarthy | 1.00 | 0.62% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Paul Norton | 1.00 | 0.56% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | David Tron | 1.00 | 0.34% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | RUSSELL Harrington-Smith | 0.50 | 1.63% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Jason Berris | 0.50 | 1.18% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Martin Day | 0.50 | 0.85% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Roger Sandhu | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Stephen Nelson | 0.50 | 0.74% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Thomas Blum | 0.50 | 0.73% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Jamie Reed | 0.50 | 0.68% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Vincent Webster | 0.50 | 0.64% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | John Cook | 0.50 | 0.29% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Jon Pead | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Stuart Brick | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Adam Lock | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Michael Eldred | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Ryan Love | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 06 November
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 06 November
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 06 November
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 04 December
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 04 December
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Real Ma'Titts (White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 09 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)9 - 13Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)19 - 4Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Fatzio (Red)8 - 8Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 06 November
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)
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Thursday 16 October
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 16 October
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 16 October
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 23 October
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 23 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 23 October
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 30 October
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 30 October
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 30 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 13 November
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 November
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 20 November
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 20 November
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 20 November
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 27 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 27 November
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 27 November
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 11 December
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 11 December
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 11 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 18 December
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 18 December
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 18 December
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 25 September
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)4 - 8Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)5 - 3Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)5 - 5Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 18 September
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)10 - 4Real Ma'Titts (White)Fatzio (Red)5 - 8Inter-My-Belly (Black)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)5 - 9Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 16 October
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 23 October
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 30 October
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 20 November
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 27 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 11 December
Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 18 December
Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)