Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
8
7
14
2
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
8
4
9
3
Fatzio (Red)
8
4
8
4
Real Ma'Titts (White)
8
4
8
5
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
8
3
6
6
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
8
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 86 | 42 | 44 | 14 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 76 | 70 | 6 | 9 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 59 | 57 | 2 | 8 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 66 | 65 | 1 | 8 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 60 | 73 | -13 | 6 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 41 | 81 | -40 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 51 | 6 | 45 | 16 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 8 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 9 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 28 | -5 | 7 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 14 | 30 | -16 | 6 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 20 | 27 | -7 | 5 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 36 | -17 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 29 | 20 | 9 | 11 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 10 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 9 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 18 | 11 | 7 | 8 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 17 | 13 | 4 | 6 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 28 | -26 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 13.00 | 0.38% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Charles Lipman | 11.00 | 5.95% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Richard Mills | 9.00 | 7.44% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Duncan Gayler | 8.50 | 6.81% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Matthew Creasey | 8.50 | 3.08% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Michael Weale | 6.00 | 8.40% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Tom Kingham | 6.00 | 6.04% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Stephen Nelson | 6.00 | 5.26% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Vincent Webster | 6.00 | 3.72% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Stuart Brick | 6.00 | 2.17% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Kiran Desai | 5.50 | 4.05% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Thomas Blum | 5.50 | 1.78% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Jason Berris | 5.00 | 3.15% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Scott Mordrick | 5.00 | 2.47% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | James McCarthy | 4.00 | 2.18% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Mark Allum | 4.00 | 1.60% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Steve Shotliff | 3.50 | 1.21% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Ryan Love | 3.00 | 2.99% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Jack Groves | 3.00 | 2.74% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Adam Lock | 3.00 | 1.60% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Chris Potter | 3.00 | 1.20% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | John Cook | 3.00 | 0.98% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Pedro Raxworthy | 3.00 | 0.84% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Scott Teader | 3.00 | 0.11% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | RUSSELL Harrington-Smith | 2.50 | 4.50% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Chris Chappell | 2.50 | 1.15% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Barrie Smith | 2.00 | 1.61% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Tom Mean | 2.00 | -4.75% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | David Shannon | 1.50 | 1.83% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Martin Day | 1.50 | 0.96% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Mark Lyons | 1.00 | 1.72% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Samuel Anum | 1.00 | 1.39% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Jon Pead | 1.00 | 0.09% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Joshua Hurter | 0.50 | 2.27% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Roger Sandhu | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Paul Norton | 0.50 | -0.64% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 04 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 04 December
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 04 December
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Real Ma'Titts (White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 06 November
Fatzio (Red)12 - 7Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)11 - 6Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)8 - 8Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 09 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)9 - 13Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)19 - 4Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Fatzio (Red)8 - 8Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 04 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)
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Thursday 11 December
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 11 December
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 11 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 18 December
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 18 December
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 18 December
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 27 November
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)12 - 7Inter-My-Belly (Black)Fatzio (Red)6 - 12Real Ma'Titts (White)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)16 - 4Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 20 November
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)2 - 7Fatzio (Red)Inter-My-Belly (Black)9 - 17Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Real Ma'Titts (White)6 - 9Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 13 November
Inter-My-Belly (Black)14 - 17Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)19 - 10Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)10 - 5Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 30 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)8 - 2Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)11 - 2Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)13 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 23 October
Inter-My-Belly (Black)11 - 5Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)7 - 13Fatzio (Red)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)5 - 9Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 16 October
Fatzio (Red)13 - 3Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)7 - 11Inter-My-Belly (Black)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)6 - 9Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 25 September
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)4 - 8Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)5 - 3Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)5 - 5Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 18 September
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)10 - 4Real Ma'Titts (White)Fatzio (Red)5 - 8Inter-My-Belly (Black)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)5 - 9Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 11 December
Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 18 December
Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)