Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
0
0
0
2
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
0
0
0
3
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
0
0
0
4
Fatzio (Red)
0
0
0
5
Real Ma'Titts (White)
0
0
0
6
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
0
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 12 June
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 12 June
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 12 June
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 10 July
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 10 July
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 10 July
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 07 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 07 August
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 07 August
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 12 June
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 10 July
Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 07 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)
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Thursday 29 May
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 29 May
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 29 May
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 05 June
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 05 June
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 05 June
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 19 June
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 19 June
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 19 June
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 26 June
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 26 June
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 26 June
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 03 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 03 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 03 July
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 17 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 17 July
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 17 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 24 July
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 24 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 24 July
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 31 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 31 July
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 31 July
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 14 August
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 14 August
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 14 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 21 August
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 21 August
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 21 August
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 29 May
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 05 June
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 19 June
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 26 June
Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 03 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 17 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 24 July
Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 31 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 14 August
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 21 August
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)