Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
5
4
8
2
Bolton Wobblers (White)
5
3
6
3
Blueberry Muffintops
5
3
6
4
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
5
3
6
5
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
5
2
4
6
Snotts County
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 53 | 33 | 20 | 8 |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 38 | 12 | 6 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 6 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 30 | -3 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 32 | 42 | -10 | 4 |
| Snotts County | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 53 | -29 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 10 | 7 | 7 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 7 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 6 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 4 |
| Snotts County | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 22 | -12 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blueberry Muffintops | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 12 | 9 | 9 |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 13 | 5 | 7 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 11 | 13 | 6 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 16 | -13 | 2 |
| Snotts County | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 16 | -13 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 9.00 | 0.00% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Martin Day | 8.50 | 4.20% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Rob White | 8.00 | 6.97% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Russell Smith | 6.50 | 5.98% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | William Swindell | 6.50 | 4.01% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Jack Groves | 6.00 | 6.14% |
| Snotts County | Stuart Fuller | 6.00 | 5.33% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matthew Creasey | 6.00 | 3.70% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Paul Lee | 6.00 | 2.64% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Keith Barnes | 5.50 | 4.22% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Pedro Raxworthy | 5.50 | 2.83% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Scott Teader | 5.50 | 2.03% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Ian Swindell | 5.00 | 3.97% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Sam Blowers | 5.00 | 3.19% |
| Snotts County | Scott Mordrick | 3.50 | 5.58% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Mark Lyons | 3.50 | 4.35% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Ryan Swindell | 3.50 | 1.92% |
| Snotts County | Tom Mean | 3.00 | 3.56% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Ant Sleet | 3.00 | 2.38% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Vincent Webster | 3.00 | 1.65% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Charles Lipman | 3.00 | 0.99% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Robert Toms | 2.50 | 3.12% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matt Stevens | 2.50 | 2.03% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Daniel Crow | 2.00 | 1.96% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Joseph Solomons | 2.00 | 0.75% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Mark Allum | 1.50 | 1.61% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Steve Bass | 1.50 | 0.63% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Alex Berbank | 1.50 | -0.30% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Simon Voake | 1.00 | 2.96% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Kiran Desai | 1.00 | 2.12% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | John Cook | 1.00 | 1.09% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Roger Sandhu | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Snotts County | James McCarthy | 0.50 | 2.06% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Jake Gould | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Barrie Smith | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | James Bailey | 0.50 | -0.35% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 19 December
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 19:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 19 December
Snotts CountyVS 19:30Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 19 December
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 21 November
Snotts County7 - 14Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)8 - 13Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Bayer Liposuction (Red)5 - 5Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 24 October
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)8 - 20Blueberry MuffintopsBayer Liposuction (Red)7 - 14Bolton Wobblers (White)Snotts County10 - 8Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 19 December
Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Snotts County0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsBayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
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Thursday 28 November
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:00Snotts County -
Thursday 28 November
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 19:30Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 28 November
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 05 December
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 19:00Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 05 December
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:30Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 05 December
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 20:00Snotts County -
Thursday 12 December
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:00Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 12 December
Snotts CountyVS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 12 December
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 09 January
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:00Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 09 January
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 09 January
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Snotts County -
Thursday 16 January
Snotts CountyVS 19:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 16 January
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:30Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 16 January
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 20:00Blueberry Muffintops
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 14 November
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)12 - 4Bayer Liposuction (Red)Blueberry Muffintops15 - 9Snotts CountyChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)12 - 13Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 07 November
Blueberry Muffintops11 - 10Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)10 - 7Snotts CountyBayer Liposuction (Red)3 - 7Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 31 October
Snotts County0 - 5Bayer Liposuction (Red)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)11 - 8Blueberry MuffintopsBolton Wobblers (White)11 - 3Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 17 October
Bolton Wobblers (White)9 - 2Snotts CountyChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)13 - 2Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Blueberry Muffintops6 - 8Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 10 October
Bayer Liposuction (Red)7 - 5Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Snotts County6 - 14Blueberry MuffintopsBolton Wobblers (White)7 - 10Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 28 November
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Snotts CountyBolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 05 December
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Snotts County -
Thursday 12 December
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Snotts County0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 09 January
Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Snotts County -
Thursday 16 January
Snotts County0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Blueberry Muffintops