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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Leaderboard

Season Thirty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
5
5
10
2
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
5
4
8
3
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
5
3
6
4
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
5
3
6
5
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
5
0
0
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 5 5 0 0 72 35 37 10
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 5 4 0 1 31 21 10 8
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 5 3 0 2 49 37 12 6
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 5 3 0 2 39 38 1 6
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 5 0 0 5 23 45 -22 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 5 0 0 5 15 53 -38 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 5 5 0 0 40 15 25 10
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 5 4 0 1 25 8 17 8
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 5 3 0 2 26 20 6 6
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 5 3 0 2 20 18 2 6
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 5 0 0 5 10 31 -21 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 5 0 0 5 8 37 -29 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 5 4 0 1 14 9 5 8
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 5 3 1 1 20 13 7 7
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 5 3 1 1 6 7 -1 7
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 5 2 0 3 12 12 0 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 5 1 0 4 2 7 -5 2
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 5 1 0 4 0 6 -6 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jan Lawlor 8.00 -0.56%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Reece Currie 6.00 -1.32%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) David Ainsworth 5.50 1.41%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) James Culling 5.00 3.15%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Liam WIGGINS 4.50 0.34%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Damian Lidster 4.00 -2.30%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Kevin Ballard 2.50 1.77%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Naveen Shrestha 1.50 0.57%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Milan Karadzic 1.00 2.29%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) David Hogan 1.00 0.33%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jason Wiggins 1.00 0.00%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Mark Ferrari 0.50 2.40%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) James Allport 0.50 1.38%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Charlie Fox 0.50 0.89%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Aidan Poyser 0.50 0.69%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Lee De’ath 0.50 0.44%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Cameron Regan 0.50 0.35%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 20:30
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 21:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 21:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    11 - 8
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    9 - 5
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 8
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

 

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 20:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:30
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:30
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:30
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    11 - 21
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    13 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    3 - 7
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    3 - 10
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    10 - 2
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    12 - 8
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    5 - 18
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    8 - 14
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    4 - 12
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    4 - 1
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    2 - 6
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    11 - 12
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    9 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 8
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    6 - 2
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)