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United Way Colchester, CO4 5UP

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Leaderboard

Season Thirty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
10
10
20
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
10
7
14
3
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
10
5
10
4
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
10
4
8
5
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
10
2
4
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
10
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 10 10 0 0 134 53 81 20
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 10 7 0 3 105 80 25 14
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 10 5 0 5 66 71 -5 10
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 10 4 0 6 71 84 -13 8
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 10 2 0 8 62 97 -35 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 10 2 0 8 48 101 -53 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 10 10 0 0 79 23 56 20
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 10 7 0 3 67 37 30 14
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 10 6 0 4 44 42 2 12
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 10 3 0 7 36 48 -12 6
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 10 2 0 8 35 67 -32 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 10 2 0 8 23 67 -44 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 10 6 2 2 31 16 15 14
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 10 5 1 4 12 13 -1 11
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 10 5 1 4 18 25 -7 11
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 10 3 2 5 20 17 3 8
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 10 3 2 5 12 15 -3 8
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 10 3 2 5 6 13 -7 8
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jan Lawlor 17.00 -2.53%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Reece Currie 16.00 -2.48%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) James Allport 10.50 7.40%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Mark Ferrari 6.00 4.63%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Georgi Kushkiev 6.00 1.75%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) David Ainsworth 6.00 0.67%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) James Culling 5.50 1.82%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Milan Karadzic 5.00 5.88%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Liam WIGGINS 5.00 -1.48%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Damian Lidster 5.00 -7.47%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Naveen Shrestha 4.50 1.59%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) David Hogan 4.00 1.26%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Cameron Regan 3.50 0.61%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Paul Farrelly 2.50 7.14%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Tom Karadzic 2.50 3.52%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Jamie Watson 2.50 2.21%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Darren White 2.50 0.66%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) George Hayden 2.00 3.81%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Paul Sheppard 2.00 0.96%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) David Langston 1.00 0.33%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) James Crooks 1.00 -0.23%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jason Wiggins 1.00 -0.40%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Kevin Ballard 1.00 -0.94%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) James Webster 0.50 0.28%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Daniel Connellan 0.50 -0.74%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 21:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    6 - 3
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    7 - 2
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    9 - 8
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    5 - 13
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    13 - 6
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    6 - 1
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    11 - 8
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    9 - 5
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 8
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    2 - 9
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    6 - 2
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    13 - 6
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    10 - 3
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    9 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    6 - 17
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    7 - 13
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    10 - 9
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    2 - 14
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    12 - 1
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    19 - 11
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    15 - 9
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    9 - 6
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    7 - 13
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    11 - 6
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    11 - 21
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    13 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    3 - 7
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    3 - 10
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    10 - 2
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    12 - 8
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    5 - 18
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    8 - 14
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    4 - 12
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    4 - 1
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    2 - 6
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    11 - 12
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    9 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 8
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    6 - 2
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)