Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
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Leaderboard
Season Thirty | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
0
0
0
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
0
0
0
3
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
0
0
0
4
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
0
0
0
5
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
0
0
0
6
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
0
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 07 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 07 January
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 07 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:30Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 04 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 04 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 04 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:30Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 March
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 21:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 07 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 04 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
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Wednesday 10 December
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 10 December
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:30Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 10 December
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 21:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 17 December
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 17 December
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:30Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 17 December
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 14 January
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 14 January
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:30Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 14 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 21:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 21 January
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 21 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 21 January
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 28 January
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 28 January
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 11 February
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:30Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 February
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 21:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 18 February
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 18 February
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 18 February
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 25 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 25 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:30Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 25 February
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 11 March
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 March
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:30Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 11 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 18 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 18 March
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 18 March
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 10 December
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 17 December
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 14 January
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 21 January
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 28 January
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 18 February
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 25 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 11 March
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 18 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)