Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
4
4
8
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
4
3
6
3
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
4
3
6
4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
4
2
4
5
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
4
2
4
6
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
4
1
2
7
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
4
1
2
8
Piecester City (Pink)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 4 4 0 0 39 24 15 8
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 4 3 0 1 38 21 17 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 4 3 0 1 39 28 11 6
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 4 2 0 2 32 33 -1 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 4 2 0 2 27 32 -5 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 4 1 0 3 21 28 -7 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 4 1 0 3 29 43 -14 2
Piecester City (Pink) 4 0 0 4 25 41 -16 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 4 3 0 1 16 7 9 6
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 4 3 0 1 14 7 7 6
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 4 3 0 1 20 17 3 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 4 2 0 2 17 16 1 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 4 2 0 2 9 8 1 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 4 2 0 2 10 13 -3 4
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 4 1 0 3 16 22 -6 2
Piecester City (Pink) 4 0 0 4 9 21 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 4 4 0 0 13 6 7 8
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 4 3 0 1 11 5 6 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 4 2 1 1 12 4 8 5
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 4 2 0 2 9 10 -1 4
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 4 2 0 2 6 11 -5 4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 3
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 4 1 0 3 1 9 -8 2
Piecester City (Pink) 4 0 0 4 5 10 -5 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 6.00 3.23%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Tom Synnuck 5.50 7.96%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 5.50 7.30%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Jemal Akkus 5.50 1.45%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 5.00 -2.34%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Matt Shapley 4.00 2.21%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 4.23%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Robert Higgs 3.50 1.94%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Alex Read 3.50 0.58%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 3.00 3.98%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 3.00 2.22%
Piecester City (Pink) Peter Harrowell 2.50 3.67%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 2.50 2.14%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Sean Duffy 2.50 1.88%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 2.50 1.35%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Matthew Rigby 2.50 0.93%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 2.50 0.00%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 1.50 2.48%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 1.00 3.54%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Sam Hayes 1.00 3.51%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 1.00 3.42%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 1.00 2.71%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 1.00 2.59%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Sam Andrews 1.00 1.80%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 1.00 1.71%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Neary 1.00 1.04%
Piecester City (Pink) Faraz Ahmed 1.00 0.89%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 1.00 0.79%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 1.00 0.42%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 1.00 0.30%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Timothy Ewen 1.00 0.20%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Darren Jessop 1.00 -1.17%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 0.50 1.33%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Mike Small 0.50 1.08%
Piecester City (Pink) Nishith Desai 0.50 0.70%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 0.50 0.65%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Perry Holder 0.50 0.63%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 0.50 0.48%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Dominic Gilchrist 0.50 0.25%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Robert Haynes 0.50 0.19%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Stephen Armstrong 0.50 0.19%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Billy Lambert 0.50 0.11%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 0.50 0.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    12 - 3
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    7 - 2
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    6 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    9 - 7
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    8 - 10
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    6 - 3
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 2
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    3 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    16 - 13
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)