Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
3
3
6
2
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
3
3
6
3
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
3
2
4
4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
3
1
2
5
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
3
1
2
6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
3
1
2
7
Piecester City (Pink)
3
1
2
8
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
3
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 3 3 0 0 36 19 17 6
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 3 3 0 0 33 29 4 6
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 3 2 0 1 22 19 3 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 3 1 0 2 26 22 4 2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 3 1 0 2 30 27 3 2
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 3 1 0 2 30 30 0 2
Piecester City (Pink) 3 1 0 2 17 25 -8 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 3 0 0 3 13 36 -23 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 3 2 1 0 16 8 8 5
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 3 1 2 0 14 8 6 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 3 2 0 1 14 8 6 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 3 2 0 1 11 8 3 4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 3 1 1 1 14 13 1 3
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 3 1 0 2 9 15 -6 2
Piecester City (Pink) 3 1 0 2 5 13 -8 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 3 0 0 3 4 14 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 3 3 0 0 12 2 10 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 3 2 0 1 15 6 9 4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 3 2 0 1 12 9 3 4
Piecester City (Pink) 3 2 0 1 4 5 -1 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 3 1 0 2 4 7 -3 2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 3 1 0 2 8 12 -4 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 3 0 0 3 2 15 -13 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 5.50 3.65%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Ziya Musa 4.00 10.44%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 4.00 2.34%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 4.00 1.67%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 4.00 -0.91%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 3.11%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 3.50 1.64%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 3.50 0.19%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Billy Lambert 2.50 3.48%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 2.50 2.74%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 2.50 1.55%
Piecester City (Pink) Joseph Latham 2.50 0.98%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ahmet Dogan 2.50 0.79%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 2.50 0.58%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 2.50 0.56%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 1.00 3.89%
Piecester City (Pink) Louis Moore-Nye 1.00 3.14%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Gary Baker 1.00 3.03%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 1.00 2.51%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 1.00 2.47%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 1.00 1.70%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 1.00 1.59%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 1.00 1.32%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Noel Carroll 1.00 1.08%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 1.00 1.01%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 1.00 0.58%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Ali Hassan 1.00 0.38%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 0.50 4.96%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 0.50 3.34%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Mak Waran 0.50 2.30%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sam Reynolds 0.50 1.67%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Dylan Blake 0.50 1.28%
Piecester City (Pink) Rian Brading-Miles 0.50 1.05%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Troy Blackwood 0.50 1.02%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Charlie Frost 0.50 0.81%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Togwell 0.50 0.80%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Martyn Carter-Craddock 0.50 0.65%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Ball 0.50 0.50%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 0.50 0.34%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Mike Small 0.50 0.32%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Leigh Pell 0.50 0.24%
Piecester City (Pink) Philip Goode 0.50 0.11%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Collins 0.50 0.09%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Piecester City (Pink)
    6 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    11 - 4
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    9 - 11
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    6 - 13
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    12 - 11
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    4 - 12
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 6
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    10 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    7 - 5
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    9 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    13 - 5
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    10 - 9
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)