Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
10
9
18
2
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
10
6
13
3
Notorious PIG's (pink)
10
6
13
4
Green Bay Packets (green)
10
5
10
5
Snack Addicks (red)
10
4
9
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
10
4
8
7
(orange ) We ate All Depays
10
3
7
8
The Real Madras (white)
10
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 10 9 0 1 110 61 49 18
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 10 6 1 3 90 58 32 13
Notorious PIG's (pink) 10 6 1 3 71 67 4 13
Green Bay Packets (green) 10 5 0 5 87 78 9 10
Snack Addicks (red) 10 4 1 5 89 66 23 9
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 10 4 0 6 70 98 -28 8
(orange ) We ate All Depays 10 3 1 6 66 99 -33 7
The Real Madras (white) 10 1 0 9 55 111 -56 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 10 7 3 0 38 13 25 17
Green Bay Packets (green) 10 6 2 2 29 20 9 14
Snack Addicks (red) 10 6 1 3 39 18 21 13
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 10 5 2 3 22 14 8 12
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 10 5 0 5 27 38 -11 10
Notorious PIG's (pink) 10 2 2 6 19 26 -7 6
(orange ) We ate All Depays 10 3 0 7 21 42 -21 6
The Real Madras (white) 10 1 0 9 13 37 -24 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 10 8 1 1 42 21 21 17
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 10 7 1 2 38 22 16 15
Notorious PIG's (pink) 10 6 1 3 25 13 12 13
Snack Addicks (red) 10 4 3 3 24 22 2 11
Green Bay Packets (green) 10 5 1 4 32 32 0 11
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 10 3 1 6 20 34 -14 7
(orange ) We ate All Depays 10 2 0 8 22 31 -9 4
The Real Madras (white) 10 1 0 9 19 47 -28 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Steve Nagle 12.00 0.63%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 11.50 15.00%
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 8.50 5.37%
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 8.50 4.48%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 8.00 6.13%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 8.00 4.70%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 8.00 4.14%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 8.00 3.22%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Chris Turner 7.50 0.46%
Deliverblue (blue) Deniz Bal 6.50 7.64%
Green Bay Packets (green) David Hye 6.50 5.54%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Luke Allen 6.00 4.48%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 6.00 3.08%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 6.00 2.29%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 5.00 4.57%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 5.00 4.16%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 5.00 2.42%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 5.00 1.81%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Stuart Bloomfield 5.00 1.77%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 4.50 1.57%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 4.00 4.42%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 3.50 2.50%
Deliverblue (blue) Michael Artiss 3.50 1.66%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 3.50 1.09%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 3.50 0.09%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 3.00 -2.51%
Snack Addicks (red) Connor Tarpey 2.50 2.74%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 2.50 2.24%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Andrew Payne 2.50 2.17%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 2.50 1.99%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 2.50 1.71%
Snack Addicks (red) Lewis Neary 2.50 0.96%
Green Bay Packets (green) Ben Smith 2.50 0.21%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Jason Ford 2.00 0.30%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Everest Unger 2.00 0.16%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 2.00 -0.16%
The Real Madras (white) Ziya Musa 2.00 -0.44%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 2.00 -1.74%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Peter Harrowell 1.50 -2.59%
The Real Madras (white) Robert Higgs 1.00 2.16%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 1.00 1.49%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 1.00 1.24%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Cavin Tsiga 1.00 1.00%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Alfie Phelan 1.00 0.93%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Sam Dwyer 1.00 0.10%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) James Pateman 1.00 -0.20%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Hayes 1.00 -1.82%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 1.00 -2.06%
The Real Madras (white) Adam Hunt 0.50 2.36%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Timothy Ewen 0.50 0.40%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 11
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 8
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    15 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 7
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 12
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    8 - 15
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    3 - 6
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    13 - 7
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    14 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    8 - 16
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 18
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 8
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    11 - 6
    The Real Madras (white)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 8
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 3
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    3 - 9
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    6 - 11
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    The Real Madras (white)
    4 - 12
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    13 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    10 - 7
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    6 - 14
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    6 - 18
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    4 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    10 - 4
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    The Real Madras (white)
    3 - 13
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    16 - 1
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    7 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    7 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    4 - 5
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)