Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
11
6
14
2
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
11
6
13
3
Parma Violets (Purples)
11
6
12
4
Orange is the new Fat FC
11
6
12
5
AC Mealplan (Reds)
11
6
12
6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
11
5
11
7
VFL Wolfsburger
11
4
8
8
Watfood FC (Yellows)
11
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 6 2 3 114 80 34 14
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 6 1 4 67 50 17 13
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 6 0 5 81 66 15 12
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 6 0 5 70 64 6 12
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 6 0 5 78 85 -7 12
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 5 1 5 74 67 7 11
VFL Wolfsburger 11 4 0 7 50 68 -18 8
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 3 0 8 35 89 -54 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 7 1 3 53 39 14 15
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 6 1 4 47 32 15 13
VFL Wolfsburger 11 6 1 4 43 46 -3 13
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 6 0 5 59 41 18 12
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 5 2 4 46 39 7 12
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 4 1 6 30 33 -3 9
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 4 1 6 23 48 -25 9
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 2 1 8 35 58 -23 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 8 0 3 15 -8 23 16
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 7 1 3 15 8 7 15
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 6 2 3 32 18 14 14
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 5 2 4 22 9 13 12
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 5 1 5 3 6 -3 11
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 3 3 5 9 19 -10 9
VFL Wolfsburger 11 2 2 7 -10 4 -14 6
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 2 1 8 -7 23 -30 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 12.00 7.28%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 12.00 2.27%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 11.00 4.49%
Orange is the new Fat FC Charlie Buxton 8.00 7.69%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 8.00 5.97%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 8.00 4.40%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 6.50 2.49%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 6.00 3.45%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Robert Moore 5.50 1.73%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 5.50 1.32%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 5.50 0.21%
Parma Violets (Purples) Adam Boardman 5.00 3.86%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 5.00 0.58%
Watfood FC (Yellows) James Greaves 4.00 1.88%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 4.00 0.69%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 4.00 -0.52%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 3.50 1.20%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Mike Wright 3.00 2.15%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Shane Booth 2.50 2.72%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Chad Ride 2.50 1.25%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 2.50 1.12%
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 2.50 -9.83%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 1.50 2.34%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 1.00 -0.20%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 1.00 -0.65%
Orange is the new Fat FC Martin Constable 0.50 1.63%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Craig Henshaw 0.50 1.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 08 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 08 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 08 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 15 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 15 January

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 22 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 18 December

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    3 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    10 - 6
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    6 - 7
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    11 - 1
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 11 December

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    3 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    7 - 1
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    10 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    11 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 9
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    13 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 1
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 12
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 20 November

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    8 - 7
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 3
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    10 - 26
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 4
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    16 - 1
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 3
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    10 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 30 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 1
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 13
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    6 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 16 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - -1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 6
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 4
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    10 - 16
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    8 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)