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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed. You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a nutritionist, working for Man v Fat has to be one of the most rewarding and inspiring jobs I have ever had. As well as seeing our members achieve amazing weight losses, averaging at 1 stone per person per season, it is also evident that improvements are being made week in week out in physical fitness, football skills and improved mental health. Man v Fat is so much more than just a weight loss programme, it is a place for like minded people of all shapes, sizes and abilities to achieve their goals, and make lasting friendships, in an environment full of fun and without judgements.

Melanie Bryant, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC
3
3
6
2
(Green) Rapid Viennetta
3
2
4
3
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
3
2
4
4
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets
3
2
4
5
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
3
2
4
6
(Whites) The Feastie Boys
3
2
4
7
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
3
1
3
8
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
3
0
1
9
(Pink) The Pink Team
3
0
0
10
(Black) Fatalanta
3
0
0

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC 3 3 0 0 21 15 6 6
(Green) Rapid Viennetta 3 2 0 1 31 13 18 4
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads 3 2 0 1 22 12 10 4
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets 3 2 0 1 19 17 2 4
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC 3 2 0 1 19 18 1 4
(Whites) The Feastie Boys 3 2 0 1 13 14 -1 4
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest 3 1 1 1 21 20 1 3
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund 3 0 1 2 16 21 -5 1
(Pink) The Pink Team 3 0 0 3 9 22 -13 0
(Black) Fatalanta 3 0 0 3 10 29 -19 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets 3 3 0 0 8 1 7 6
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC 3 2 1 0 9 5 4 5
(Whites) The Feastie Boys 3 2 0 1 4 3 1 4
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest 3 2 0 1 8 8 0 4
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads 3 1 1 1 6 4 2 3
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 3
(Green) Rapid Viennetta 3 1 1 1 3 6 -3 3
(Black) Fatalanta 3 0 1 2 3 5 -2 1
(Pink) The Pink Team 3 0 1 2 3 5 -2 1
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund 3 0 0 3 2 9 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Green) Rapid Viennetta 3 2 2 0 17 -1 18 6
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund 3 2 2 0 6 3 3 6
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads 3 1 3 0 8 1 7 5
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC 3 1 2 1 5 3 2 4
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC 3 1 2 1 4 3 1 4
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest 3 1 2 1 4 5 -1 4
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets 3 0 3 1 3 6 -3 3
(Whites) The Feastie Boys 3 0 3 1 2 5 -3 3
(Black) Fatalanta 3 0 3 1 0 16 -16 3
(Pink) The Pink Team 3 0 2 2 0 8 -8 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Tim Shipway 5.50 6.00%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Jack Sherred 5.50 4.32%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Kieran Kenny 5.50 2.33%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest Peter Street 4.00 1.98%
(Pink) The Pink Team Chris Haines 3.50 2.32%
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC Samuel Khan 3.50 1.26%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Daniel Andrews 3.00 5.05%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Mohammed Choudhury 2.50 4.35%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Adam Burt 2.50 3.68%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Nathan Middleton 2.50 3.02%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Mike Stephens 2.50 2.06%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Toru Tsuzaki 2.00 -2.04%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Stephen HOLLOWAY 1.00 4.88%
(Whites) The Feastie Boys Mark Flanders 1.00 4.52%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Matthew Whittle 1.00 3.55%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest Steve Simmonds 1.00 2.95%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Bradley Hutchings-Clarke 1.00 2.79%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest Michael Roffey 1.00 2.37%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Harry Spacagna 1.00 2.28%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta James Newell 1.00 2.21%
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC Oliver Hollman 1.00 2.11%
(Black) Fatalanta Ed Redman 1.00 2.04%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Jon Dean 1.00 1.53%
(Pink) The Pink Team Will Tighe 1.00 1.48%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Ryan Bishop 1.00 1.45%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Matthew King 1.00 1.11%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund David Bradford 1.00 0.96%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Marc Monet 1.00 0.88%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Justin Loader 1.00 0.79%
(Black) Fatalanta James Poskitt 1.00 0.74%
(Black) Fatalanta Darren Cawte 1.00 0.65%
(Black) Fatalanta Liam Keavney 1.00 0.58%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Brad Halls 1.00 0.35%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Steve Chivers 1.00 0.00%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Christopher Addoo 0.50 3.38%
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC Stuart White 0.50 2.30%
(Pink) The Pink Team Thomas Simons 0.50 1.49%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets phillip dean 0.50 1.37%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads James Nash 0.50 1.33%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Chris Eager 0.50 1.19%
(Whites) The Feastie Boys JON BROOK 0.50 0.83%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Connor Lamb 0.50 0.72%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Kevin Thornton 0.50 0.52%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Dan Morant 0.50 0.38%
(Pink) The Pink Team Chris Payne 0.50 0.32%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Paul Fawley 0.50 0.29%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Max Baybut 0.50 0.28%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Daniel Stephens 0.50 0.15%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Joe Tuck 0.50 0.08%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Stuart Harley 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 17 May

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 17 May

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 20:20
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

  • Friday 17 May

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:40
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys

  • Friday 17 May

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:50
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC

  • Friday 17 May

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 21:10
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets

  • Friday 14 June

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:10
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC

  • Friday 14 June

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:20
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets

  • Friday 14 June

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:40
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

  • Friday 14 June

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 20:50
    (Pink) The Pink Team

  • Friday 14 June

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 21:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 28 June

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:10
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest

  • Friday 28 June

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:20
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys

  • Friday 28 June

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:40
    (Pink) The Pink Team

  • Friday 28 June

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:50
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

  • Friday 28 June

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 21:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 05 July

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 05 July

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:20
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta

  • Friday 05 July

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:40
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys

  • Friday 05 July

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:50
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest

  • Friday 05 July

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 21:10
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 19 April

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 7
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    5 - 5
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    6 - 4
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    5 - 4
    (Black) Fatalanta
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    3 - 8
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC

  • Friday 17 May

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets

  • Friday 14 June

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 28 June

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 05 July

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

 

  • Friday 03 May

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:10
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys

  • Friday 03 May

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 20:20
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

  • Friday 03 May

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:40
    (Black) Fatalanta

  • Friday 03 May

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:50
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund

  • Friday 03 May

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 21:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 10 May

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:10
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC

  • Friday 10 May

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:20
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 10 May

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:40
    (Pink) The Pink Team

  • Friday 10 May

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 20:50
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest

  • Friday 10 May

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 21:10
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta

  • Friday 24 May

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 24 May

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:20
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund

  • Friday 24 May

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 20:40
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC

  • Friday 24 May

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:50
    (Pink) The Pink Team

  • Friday 24 May

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 21:10
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest

  • Friday 31 May

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:10
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys

  • Friday 31 May

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:20
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta

  • Friday 31 May

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:40
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets

  • Friday 31 May

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 20:50
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

  • Friday 31 May

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 21:10
    (Black) Fatalanta

  • Friday 07 June

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 20:10
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys

  • Friday 07 June

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:20
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets

  • Friday 07 June

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:40
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

  • Friday 07 June

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:50
    (Black) Fatalanta

  • Friday 07 June

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 21:10
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund

  • Friday 21 June

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:10
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

  • Friday 21 June

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:20
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets

  • Friday 21 June

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:40
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta

  • Friday 21 June

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 20:50
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest

  • Friday 21 June

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 21:10
    (Pink) The Pink Team

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 26 April

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    9 - 6
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Black) Fatalanta
    1 - 18
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    9 - 9
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    4 - 8
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    10 - 2
    (Pink) The Pink Team

  • Friday 12 April

    (Black) Fatalanta
    5 - 6
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    3 - 6
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    7 - 3
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    4 - 2
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    6 - 4
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest

  • Friday 05 April

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    8 - 5
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    10 - 5
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    7 - 5
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    6 - 4
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Black) Fatalanta
    4 - 5
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys

  • Friday 03 May

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads

  • Friday 10 May

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta

  • Friday 24 May

    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest

  • Friday 31 May

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta

  • Friday 07 June

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund

  • Friday 21 June

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team