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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Madras - (Green)
4
4
8
2
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
4
3
6
3
Inter Your Tummy (White)
4
3
6
4
Red Bull Salsburger
4
2
4
5
Fenerbackache (Pink)
4
1
3
6
Fat Men in Black
4
1
3
7
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
4
1
2
8
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras - (Green) 4 4 0 0 23 12 11 8
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 4 3 0 1 26 13 13 6
Inter Your Tummy (White) 4 3 0 1 18 9 9 6
Red Bull Salsburger 4 2 0 2 18 15 3 4
Fenerbackache (Pink) 4 1 1 2 16 16 0 3
Fat Men in Black 4 1 1 2 10 16 -6 3
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 4 1 0 3 9 21 -12 2
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 4 0 0 4 6 24 -18 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras - (Green) 4 4 0 0 15 5 10 8
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 4 3 0 1 13 7 6 6
Red Bull Salsburger 4 1 2 1 11 12 -1 4
Inter Your Tummy (White) 4 1 1 2 7 8 -1 3
Fat Men in Black 4 1 1 2 8 10 -2 3
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 4 1 1 2 6 9 -3 3
Fenerbackache (Pink) 4 1 1 2 8 12 -4 3
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 4 1 0 3 8 13 -5 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Your Tummy (White) 4 3 1 0 7 -4 11 7
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 4 3 0 1 8 4 4 6
Fenerbackache (Pink) 4 2 2 0 2 -1 3 6
Real Madras - (Green) 4 2 1 1 2 2 0 5
Red Bull Salsburger 4 2 0 2 2 0 2 4
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 4 1 0 3 0 4 -4 2
Fat Men in Black 4 1 0 3 -1 3 -4 2
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 4 0 0 4 -5 7 -12 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andrés Cadavid 5.50 4.07%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Kevin Cox 3.00 4.14%
Real Madras - (Green) Dave Bennett 3.00 3.10%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Steve hathway 2.50 5.84%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andy Clapham 2.50 3.39%
Red Bull Salsburger Martin Bouette 2.50 2.42%
Red Bull Salsburger Joseph Rossi 2.50 1.71%
Real Madras - (Green) Mike Burton 2.50 0.62%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Dan Inman 2.00 2.92%
Fat Men in Black Michael Abatan 2.00 1.31%
Fenerbackache (Pink) George Head 1.50 -0.17%
Real Madras - (Green) Duncan Ladkin 1.00 5.47%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Steve Sayers 1.00 2.05%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Craig Dainty 1.00 1.75%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Travis Blake 1.00 1.44%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Mark Mcneill 1.00 1.35%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) James Trow 1.00 1.10%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Mark Fenton 1.00 0.65%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Scott Blayney 1.00 0.61%
Red Bull Salsburger Jack Young 1.00 0.38%
Fat Men in Black Clive Pullen 1.00 0.20%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Alex Hotham 0.50 3.73%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Daryl Pledge 0.50 3.40%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Jeff Pollock 0.50 1.09%
Fat Men in Black Matt Thorn 0.50 1.08%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Mike Doyle 0.50 0.96%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Joe Green 0.50 0.83%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Peter Cumner 0.50 0.82%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Joey Carpenter 0.50 0.51%
Red Bull Salsburger Gary Marshall 0.50 0.35%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Matthew Deen 0.50 0.12%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Alexander Haygarth 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 01 September

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 01 September

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 01 September

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 01 September

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 08 September

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 08 September

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 08 September

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 08 September

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 15 September

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 15 September

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 15 September

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 15 September

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 22 September

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 22 September

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 22 September

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 22 September

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 29 September

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 29 September

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 29 September

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:00
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 29 September

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 06 October

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 06 October

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 06 October

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 06 October

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 13 October

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 13 October

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 13 October

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 13 October

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 20 October

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 20 October

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 20 October

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 20 October

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 27 October

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 27 October

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 27 October

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 27 October

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 03 November

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 03 November

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 03 November

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 03 November

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:30
    Fat Men in Black

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 18 August

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    3 - 8
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    3 - 2
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fat Men in Black
    3 - 7
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 11 August

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    -1 - 2
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    2 - 2
    Fat Men in Black
    Red Bull Salsburger
    2 - 5
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    2 - 6
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 04 August

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    4 - -2
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fat Men in Black
    -1 - 4
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    8 - -1
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    7 - 4
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 28 July

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    8 - 4
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    4 - 8
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    3 - 6
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    6 - 7
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 01 September

    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 08 September

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 15 September

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 22 September

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 29 September

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 06 October

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 13 October

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 20 October

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 27 October

    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 03 November

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black