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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
6
4
9
2
Red Bull Salsburger
6
3
8
3
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
6
4
8
4
Inter Your Tummy (White)
6
3
6
5
Fenerbackache (Pink)
6
2
5
6
Real Madras - (Green)
6
1
4
7
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
6
2
4
8
Fat Men in Black
6
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 6 4 1 1 35 26 9 9
Red Bull Salsburger 6 3 2 1 41 27 14 8
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 6 4 0 2 38 32 6 8
Inter Your Tummy (White) 6 3 0 3 29 36 -7 6
Fenerbackache (Pink) 6 2 1 3 48 36 12 5
Real Madras - (Green) 6 1 2 3 31 33 -2 4
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 6 2 0 4 20 33 -13 4
Fat Men in Black 6 2 0 4 21 40 -19 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Bull Salsburger 6 6 0 0 30 7 23 12
Fenerbackache (Pink) 6 4 1 1 19 13 6 9
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 6 3 1 2 15 12 3 7
Fat Men in Black 6 2 3 1 10 13 -3 7
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 6 2 0 4 13 16 -3 4
Inter Your Tummy (White) 6 1 2 3 9 17 -8 4
Real Madras - (Green) 6 1 1 4 11 20 -9 3
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 6 1 0 5 8 17 -9 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 6 6 0 0 14 0 14 12
Real Madras - (Green) 6 4 0 2 12 6 6 8
Inter Your Tummy (White) 6 4 0 2 12 9 3 8
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 6 3 0 3 17 6 11 6
Red Bull Salsburger 6 3 0 3 1 12 -11 6
Fenerbackache (Pink) 6 2 0 4 16 14 2 4
Fat Men in Black 6 1 0 5 3 15 -12 2
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 6 1 0 5 -2 11 -13 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fenerbackache (Pink) Kieran Howard 8.00 8.00%
Real Madras - (Green) Derek Warner 6.00 6.59%
Red Bull Salsburger James Kite 5.50 0.46%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Simon Argles 4.00 1.69%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Daryl Pledge 3.50 6.25%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Dan Inman 3.00 5.45%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) James Trow 3.00 2.79%
Real Madras - (Green) Peter Cumner 3.00 1.95%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Alexander Kenney 3.00 1.74%
Fat Men in Black Jack Young 3.00 1.14%
Red Bull Salsburger Muhammed Razak 3.00 0.74%
Fenerbackache (Pink) George Head 2.50 5.65%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Gabriel Cavalcante 2.50 4.44%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Antony Turner 2.50 4.04%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Craig Dainty 2.50 3.27%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Daniel Jones 2.50 2.53%
Real Madras - (Green) James Meade 2.50 2.02%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Marcus Cook 2.50 1.53%
Real Madras - (Green) Serge Abdelkader 2.50 1.39%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Aaron Devoy 2.50 1.32%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Steve Sayers 2.50 1.31%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Mike Doyle 2.50 1.26%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Cosmin Stoica 2.50 0.70%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Richard Green 2.00 1.40%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Matthew Deen 2.00 1.02%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Mike Burton 1.50 2.43%
Fat Men in Black Ben Argent 1.50 1.59%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Giles Smith 1.50 1.56%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Stuart Westcott 1.50 1.07%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Luke Baldwin 1.00 4.74%
Red Bull Salsburger Charlie Dopson 1.00 3.42%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Nathan Etheridge 1.00 1.27%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Steve Norman 1.00 0.84%
Red Bull Salsburger Josh Ellis-Smith 1.00 0.60%
Real Madras - (Green) Martin Bouette 1.00 0.30%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andrés Cadavid 1.00 0.10%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Paul Elliott 0.50 3.78%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Lehan Zhang 0.50 2.50%
Fat Men in Black Kevin Ward 0.50 1.69%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Mark Thomas 0.50 1.38%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Tom Pool 0.50 1.35%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Brad Smith 0.50 1.09%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Rob Elkins 0.50 -0.17%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Alexander Haygarth 0.50 -0.90%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 19 May

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:00
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 19 May

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 19 May

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 19 May

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 02 June

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 02 June

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 02 June

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 02 June

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 09 June

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 09 June

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 09 June

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 09 June

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 16 June

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 16 June

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 16 June

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 16 June

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 23 June

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 23 June

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 23 June

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 23 June

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 30 June

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 30 June

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 30 June

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 30 June

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 07 July

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 07 July

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 07 July

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 07 July

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 14 July

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 14 July

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 14 July

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 14 July

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 12 May

    Real Madras - (Green)
    5 - 5
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    3 - 7
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fat Men in Black
    2 - 13
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    8 - 7
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 28 April

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    -1 - 9
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    2 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    3 - 9
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    3 - 6
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 14 April

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    7 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    5 - 5
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fat Men in Black
    2 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    8 - 9
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 07 April

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    3 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    12 - 5
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    5 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    9 - 5
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 31 March

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    3 - 1
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    5 - 5
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 5
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 4
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 24 March

    Red Bull Salsburger
    12 - 3
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    7 - 4
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    9 - 8
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    5 - 6
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 19 May

    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 02 June

    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 09 June

    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 16 June

    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 23 June

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 30 June

    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 07 July

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 14 July

    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)