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Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
7
6
13
2
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
7
5
11
3
Real Fatties (greens)
7
4
10
4
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
7
4
9
5
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
7
3
7
6
Porksmouth (pink)
7
3
6
7
Fatchester United (Purples)
7
3
6
8
We're Not Athletic (red)
7
2
4
9
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
7
2
4
10
Ozempiacos (whites)
7
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 91 | 38 | 53 | 13 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 105 | 48 | 57 | 11 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 80 | 57 | 23 | 10 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 81 | 70 | 11 | 9 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 67 | 84 | -17 | 7 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 6 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 59 | 68 | -9 | 6 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 57 | 80 | -23 | 4 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 50 | 75 | -25 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 36 | 110 | -74 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatties (greens) | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 49 | 17 | 32 | 13 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 55 | 15 | 40 | 12 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 17 | 19 | 11 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 7 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 29 | 34 | -5 | 6 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 32 | 48 | -16 | 6 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 35 | -5 | 5 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 28 | 35 | -7 | 4 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 29 | 38 | -9 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18 | 67 | -49 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 6 | 31 | 14 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 17 | 17 | 11 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 28 | 22 | 6 | 9 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 8 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 23 | -4 | 8 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 14 | 25 | -11 | 6 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 24 | -13 | 6 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 26 | -13 | 4 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 3 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 7 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 11 | 28 | -17 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Chris Mirrlees | 9.00 | 10.29% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 9.00 | 2.14% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 8.50 | 8.78% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 8.50 | 6.04% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Paul High | 6.50 | 6.55% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Sean Connor | 6.50 | 5.04% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Ireland | 6.50 | 4.15% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | John Goodwin | 6.00 | 5.16% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Tom East | 6.00 | 5.04% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 6.00 | 3.23% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 6.00 | 2.81% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 5.50 | 4.69% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 5.50 | 1.67% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Gary Nelson | 5.00 | 7.13% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Craig Marshall | 4.00 | 5.48% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Lee John Bridgeman | 4.00 | 0.49% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 3.50 | 3.47% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 3.50 | 2.86% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 3.50 | 1.05% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 3.50 | 0.69% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Aaron Mizon | 3.00 | 4.88% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Dan Inch | 3.00 | 3.55% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 3.00 | 3.37% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 3.00 | 2.87% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Josh Oriwoh | 3.00 | 2.48% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Adam Blundell | 3.00 | 2.36% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 3.00 | 2.09% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Bradley Hewitt | 3.00 | 1.89% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 3.00 | 1.31% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Chris Hatcher | 3.00 | 0.87% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 3.00 | 0.25% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Luke Mcleod | 3.00 | 0.23% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Shaun Kay | 2.50 | 3.66% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Dominic Monk | 2.50 | 3.53% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 2.50 | 3.04% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | James Worrell | 2.50 | 1.94% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Luke Kinchin | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Ashley Goodwillie | 2.50 | 1.22% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Ryan Andrews | 2.50 | 0.97% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 2.50 | 0.32% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Karl Collins | 1.50 | 1.08% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 1.50 | 0.86% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Frankie Fairbrass | 1.50 | -0.10% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Richard Fuller | 1.00 | 4.00% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Louis Covington | 1.00 | 2.98% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Scott Sherry | 1.00 | 2.00% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Russell Plampton | 1.00 | 1.62% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | charlie hunt | 1.00 | 1.48% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 1.00 | 0.85% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 1.00 | 0.71% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Vinny Mehmet | 1.00 | 0.48% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Danny Hewitt | 1.00 | 0.46% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Daniel Stamper | 0.50 | 3.47% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 0.50 | 2.40% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Nathan Laker | 0.50 | 1.88% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Calen May-Williams | 0.50 | 1.87% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Mark Randolph | 0.50 | 1.05% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Aaron Cutter | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Luke Nicholls | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Callum Newman | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Reece Barber | 0.50 | -0.32% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 0.50 | -0.88% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 18 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 18 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 18 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 25 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 25 March
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 25 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 11 March
Real Fatties (greens)15 - 5Fatchester United (Purples)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)19 - 3Cold Palmersan (Blues)We're Not Athletic (red)13 - 9Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)7 - 8Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Al-fattihad (Yellows)9 - 13Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 04 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)17 - 5We're Not Athletic (red)Fatchester United (Purples)11 - 6Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)30 - 4Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)6 - 9Al-fattihad (Yellows)Cold Palmersan (Blues)8 - 10Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 25 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)15 - 9Porksmouth (pink)Cold Palmersan (Blues)3 - 12Ivory Stout (Oranges)Fatchester United (Purples)14 - 6We're Not Athletic (red)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)13 - 13Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)18 - 6Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 18 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)7 - 7Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)12 - 9We're Not Athletic (red)Ivory Stout (Oranges)8 - 5Porksmouth (pink)Cold Palmersan (Blues)15 - 3Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester United (Purples)4 - 8Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 11 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)19 - 15Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)13 - 6Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)12 - 9Real Fatties (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)23 - 2Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)9 - 14Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 04 February
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)19 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester United (Purples)7 - 12Al-fattihad (Yellows)Porksmouth (pink)8 - 2Cold Palmersan (Blues)Ivory Stout (Oranges)10 - 10Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)11 - 2We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 3Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)10 - 9Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)12 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)9 - 11Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)4 - 8Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 18 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)