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Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Porksmouth (pink)
2
2
4
2
We're Not Athletic (red)
2
2
4
3
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
2
2
4
4
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
2
1
2
5
Real Fatties (greens)
2
1
2
6
Ozempiacos (whites)
2
1
2
7
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
2
1
2
8
Fatchester United (Purples)
2
0
0
9
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
2
0
0
10
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 4 | 27 | 4 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 10 | 13 | 4 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 15 | 11 | 4 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 29 | 25 | 4 | 2 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 20 | 3 | 2 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 19 | -8 | 2 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 19 | -9 | 0 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 30 | -18 | 0 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 35 | -23 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 24 | 4 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 11 | 4 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 9 | 4 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 2 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 2 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 2 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 11 | -11 | 0 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18 | -16 | 0 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 23 | -19 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 2 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 4 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 12 | 1 | 2 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Hasaan Sheikh | 5.50 | 5.56% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 5.50 | 4.01% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Shaun Mckeever | 4.00 | 5.17% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Tom Yeomans | 4.00 | 4.59% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 4.00 | 4.40% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Harry Truss | 4.00 | 1.61% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 4.00 | 0.11% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 4.00 | 0.00% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 3.50 | 2.22% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | George Ross | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Sam Hodge | 2.50 | 9.43% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 2.50 | 3.15% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 2.50 | 2.87% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Lee Harmer | 1.00 | 4.96% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 1.00 | 4.36% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Orhan Misiri | 1.00 | 4.34% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 1.00 | 4.22% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 1.00 | 4.06% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 1.00 | 3.82% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 1.00 | 3.02% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 1.00 | 2.99% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 1.00 | 1.88% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 1.00 | 1.82% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 1.00 | 1.81% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 1.00 | 1.75% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | John Millgate | 1.00 | 1.72% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 1.00 | 1.61% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Daniel Wyatt | 1.00 | 1.45% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 1.00 | 1.31% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 1.00 | 1.08% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Karl Collins | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 1.00 | 0.60% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 1.00 | 0.54% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 1.00 | 0.29% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Alexandros Antorka Pieri | 0.50 | 4.84% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Lee John Bridgeman | 0.50 | 3.71% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Reece Taylor | 0.50 | 2.73% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Callum Newman | 0.50 | 2.61% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 0.50 | 2.27% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Christopher Keeley | 0.50 | 2.04% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jake Logan | 0.50 | 1.85% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Joe Negus | 0.50 | 1.84% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 0.50 | 1.82% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jay Twigg | 0.50 | 1.76% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Terry Eeles | 0.50 | 1.60% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 0.50 | 1.39% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Danny Hewitt | 0.50 | 1.38% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Clive Bennett | 0.50 | 1.23% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Liam Anderson | 0.50 | 1.10% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Nix Clifton | 0.50 | 0.91% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 0.50 | 0.68% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Bradley Hewitt | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Harjeet Dhillon | 0.50 | 0.37% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Russell Plampton | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Adam Blundell | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Lee Gambell | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Chris Enoh | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 29 October
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 29 October
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 29 October
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 29 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 29 October
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 12 November
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 12 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 12 November
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 12 November
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 12 November
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 03 December
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 19:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 03 December
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 03 December
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 December
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 03 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 19:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 17 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 December
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 17 December
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 17 December
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 21:00Ozempiacos (whites)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 08 October
Ivory Stout (Oranges)9 - 4Ozempiacos (whites)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)5 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Fatchester United (Purples)9 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Real Fatties (greens)12 - 9We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 21Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 29 October
We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 12 November
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 03 December
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)
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Tuesday 14 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:30Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 22 October
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 22 October
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 22 October
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 22 October
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 20:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 22 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 05 November
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 19:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 05 November
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 19:30We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 05 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 05 November
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 05 November
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 21:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 19 November
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:00Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 19 November
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:30We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 19 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 19 November
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 19 November
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 21:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 26 November
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 19:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 26 November
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:30Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 10 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 10 December
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 10 December
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 10 December
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:30Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 10 December
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 07 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 07 January
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 20:00Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Real Fatties (greens)VS 19:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 14 January
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 14 January
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Thursday 26 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 15 October
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)3 - 15We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)9 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)16 - 2Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)9 - 10Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)16 - 9Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 01 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)10 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)8 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)14 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 15Porksmouth (pink)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)9 - 20Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Tuesday 14 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 22 October
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 05 November
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 19 November
Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 26 November
Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 10 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Thursday 26 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)