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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway Borough Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Porksmouth (pink)
1
1
2
2
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
1
1
2
3
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
1
1
2
4
Real Fatties (greens)
1
1
2
5
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
1
1
2
6
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
1
0
0
7
We're Not Athletic (red)
1
0
0
8
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
1
0
0
9
Fatchester United (Purples)
1
0
0
10
Ozempiacos (whites)
1
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Porksmouth (pink) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 2 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 2 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 2 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 0 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 0 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatties (greens) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 2 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 0 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 0 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | -6 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 3.50 | 1.47% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 1.00 | -0.45% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Aaron Mizon | 0.50 | 3.58% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Sam Jones | 0.50 | 2.20% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 0.50 | 1.94% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Dan Inch | 0.50 | 1.78% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Sean Connor | 0.50 | 1.41% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Josh Oriwoh | 0.50 | 1.39% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 0.50 | 1.19% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 0.50 | 1.02% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Gary Nelson | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Steven Peeling | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 0.50 | 0.82% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Charlie Knight | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Ryan Andrews | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Vinny Mehmet | 0.50 | 0.56% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 0.50 | 0.51% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Ireland | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 0.50 | 0.22% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | James Worrell | 0.50 | 0.22% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Ashley Goodwillie | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Chris Hatcher | 0.50 | 0.11% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 04 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 19:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 04 February
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:30Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 04 February
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:00Cold Palmersan (Blues) -
Wednesday 04 February
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 20:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 04 February
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 21:00Ozempiacos (whites)
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Wednesday 28 January
Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 3Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)10 - 9Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)12 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)9 - 11Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)4 - 8Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 04 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Cold Palmersan (Blues)Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)