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Glasgow Green Football Centre, 28 Kings Drive Glasgow, G40 1HB

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Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
5
5
10
2
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
5
3
6
3
Portly Vale (GLA White)
5
2
5
4
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
5
2
4
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
5
1
3
6
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) 5 5 0 0 72 22 50 10
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) 5 3 0 2 43 38 5 6
Portly Vale (GLA White) 5 2 1 2 35 49 -14 5
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) 5 2 0 3 31 40 -9 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) 5 1 1 3 39 51 -12 3
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) 5 1 0 4 32 52 -20 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) 5 5 0 0 46 11 35 10
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) 5 3 0 2 33 29 4 6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) 5 3 0 2 24 32 -8 6
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) 5 2 0 3 28 33 -5 4
Portly Vale (GLA White) 5 1 0 4 19 31 -12 2
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) 5 1 0 4 20 34 -14 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Portly Vale (GLA White) 5 3 1 1 10 13 -3 7
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) 5 2 2 1 18 7 11 6
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) 5 1 3 1 6 5 1 5
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) 5 1 3 1 1 3 -2 5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) 5 2 0 3 10 13 -3 4
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) 5 1 1 3 8 12 -4 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Portly Vale (GLA White) Gary Meenan 8.00 6.64%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Garry Macisaac 8.00 5.34%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Conner McKay 8.00 4.18%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) David Cain 7.50 5.28%
Portly Vale (GLA White) Andy Massie 6.50 2.43%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Christian Cullen 6.00 4.21%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Peter Hannington 5.50 5.25%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Leslie Salami 5.50 1.71%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) Daniel Cappie 3.50 3.03%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Dean McCluskey 3.50 2.02%
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) Brian Mitchell 3.00 2.36%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Liam Warren 3.00 2.32%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Zeeshan Majeed 3.00 1.85%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) John Smith 2.50 2.79%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Kevin Cain 2.50 2.56%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) James Buchanan 2.50 1.14%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Craig Cameron 2.00 2.53%
Portly Vale (GLA White) Uyiosa Orumwense 1.50 1.13%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Martin Currie 1.50 -0.45%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Matthew Howe 1.00 1.93%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Stephen Hutchison 1.00 0.26%
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) Stephen Bennett 1.00 -1.47%
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) Paul Brady 0.50 2.75%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Thomas Allison 0.50 2.22%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 24 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    VS 20:00
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 26 June

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    27 - 3
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    5 - 13
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    6 - 4
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    3 - 15
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    14 - 12
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    11 - 6
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    0 - 0
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    0 - 0
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

 

  • Thursday 03 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    VS 19:00
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    VS 20:00
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    VS 19:00
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    VS 19:30
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    VS 19:30
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    VS 19:30
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    VS 20:00
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 19 June

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    11 - 9
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    5 - 12
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    10 - 7
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    7 - 11
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    4 - 21
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    6 - 7
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    17 - 3
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    7 - 10
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    8 - 4
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    7 - 12
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    2 - 7
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    7 - 12
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    9 - 9
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    10 - 3
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    10 - 5
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    0 - 0
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    0 - 0
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    0 - 0
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    0 - 0
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    0 - 0
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)