Havant | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Monday | 19:30-21:30
Draper Tools Community Stadium, Bartons Triangle, Martin Road, Havant, PO9 5TH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Havant. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
MANvFAT has been such a great community since starting. As well as being a great bit of fun where lads can enjoy playing 5 a side (often for the first time in years) it has been fantastic to see so many guys lose weight and really buy into the programme along the way. We’ve had so many player reach big milestones already in their weightloss journeys, with players losing up to 25kg over the last 6 months since starting. It would be great to have more people join the Havant league!
Craig Capper, Coach, Havant | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
9
7
15
2
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
9
6
13
3
Galatasapie (Hav Red)
9
6
12
4
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
9
3
7
5
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
9
3
7
6
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
9
0
0
The whole set up for Man v Fat could not have helped me more, there are so many benefits to being part of this. Since starting I have not only lost a considerable amount of weight (so much more than expected) but its also really helped my own mental health wellbeing. Over the last few years my mental mindset has not been great however starting this was the best thing I have done in a long time, I have really built my self confidence and now also have the ability to really focus on my own personal health which in turn not only benefits me but also the people around me. A massive positive to this is also the people you play alongside and against, yes of course its football and you want to win but the support you get is unbelievable and helps so much in your journey.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 95 | 57 | 38 | 15 |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 59 | 38 | 21 | 13 |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 88 | 66 | 22 | 12 |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 55 | 68 | -13 | 7 |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 75 | 90 | -15 | 7 |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 28 | 81 | -53 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 10 | 23 | 15 |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 16 | 18 | 14 |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 33 | 21 | 12 | 10 |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 26 | 31 | -5 | 8 |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 26 | 32 | -6 | 7 |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 48 | -42 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 32 | 14 | 18 | 14 |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | 9 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 29 | 27 | 2 | 9 |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 9 |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | 9 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 8 |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 8 |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | 9 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 18 | -16 | 6 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | Haveer Dookhit | 12.00 | 10.10% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Kieran Drew | 12.00 | 9.59% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Sam O'leary | 10.00 | 2.97% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Eddie Rowland | 7.50 | 9.54% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Adam Davies | 7.50 | 4.71% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Curtis Vickers | 6.50 | 0.82% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Steven Parvin | 6.00 | 4.71% |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | Timothy Costall | 5.50 | 10.10% |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | Anthony Bowbanks | 5.50 | 4.11% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | John Wake | 5.50 | 1.44% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Jack Hamson | 5.50 | 0.32% |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | Jack Heselwood | 3.50 | 2.89% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | LEWIS BELL | 3.50 | 2.57% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Gabriel Detesan | 3.50 | 2.45% |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | Jason Cooper | 3.50 | 1.65% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Clint Marsh | 3.00 | 3.23% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Robert Holmes | 3.00 | 1.62% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Mark Newman | 3.00 | 1.12% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Mike Woodcock | 3.00 | 0.93% |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | Rob Comerford | 3.00 | -0.40% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Ian Batchelor | 2.50 | 4.65% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Dean Parker | 2.50 | 2.68% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Glenn Stewart | 2.50 | 2.54% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Harry Bartholomew | 2.00 | -0.07% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | John Roby | 1.50 | -0.22% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Raul Voda | 1.00 | 2.20% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Thomas Allen | 1.00 | 1.88% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Simon Clarke | 1.00 | 1.51% |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | Daniel Todd | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Tom Clay | 1.00 | 1.13% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Jamie Peters | 0.50 | 2.60% |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | Adam Webb | 0.50 | 2.32% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Rupert Hitchen | 0.50 | 1.56% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Paul McLaren | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Adam Buisson | 0.50 | -0.11% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 09 March
Galatasapie (Hav Red)10 - 4Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)5 - 6Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)9 - 14Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) -
Monday 09 February
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)9 - 7Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)13 - 7Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Galatasapie (Hav Red)10 - 2Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) -
Monday 12 January
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)3 - 10Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Galatasapie (Hav Red)9 - 8Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)4 - 7Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
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Monday 23 March
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)VS 19:30Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) -
Monday 23 March
Galatasapie (Hav Red)VS 20:00Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) -
Monday 23 March
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)VS 20:30Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 16 March
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)9 - 9Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)2 - 6Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)7 - 8Galatasapie (Hav Red) -
Monday 02 March
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)6 - 2Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)5 - 13Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)4 - 8Galatasapie (Hav Red) -
Monday 23 February
Galatasapie (Hav Red)16 - 10Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)2 - 10Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)12 - -3Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) -
Monday 16 February
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)3 - 11Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)7 - 15Galatasapie (Hav Red)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)11 - 3Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) -
Monday 02 February
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)11 - 7Galatasapie (Hav Red)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)10 - 12Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)10 - 5Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) -
Monday 26 January
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)-1 - 9Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)15 - 14Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Galatasapie (Hav Red)3 - 7Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) -
Monday 19 January
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)10 - 8Galatasapie (Hav Red)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)6 - 3Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)12 - 13Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) -
Monday 05 January
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)7 - 4Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)5 - 5Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)1 - 11Galatasapie (Hav Red) -
Monday 15 December
Galatasapie (Hav Red)12 - 9Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)8 - 1Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)3 - 4Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) -
Monday 23 March
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)0 - 0Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Galatasapie (Hav Red)0 - 0Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)0 - 0Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)