Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Saturday | 10:00-11:00
Westway Sports and Fitness Centre , 1 Crowthorne Road Central London, W10 6RP
Welcome to MAN v FAT Kensington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £33.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You Kensington if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Hello and welcome to Man v Fat Football Kensington. Not everything is worth the weight but Man v Fat Football sure is. Join my league and start playing now with goals to be scored both on and off the pitch.
Rashi Thole, Coach, Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
8ton Orient (Red Team)
2
2
4
2
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
2
1
2
3
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
2
1
2
4
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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8ton Orient (Red Team) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 5 | 27 | 4 |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 2 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 28 | -16 | 2 |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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8ton Orient (Red Team) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 2 | 16 | 4 |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 7 | 10 | 2 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 15 | -7 | 2 |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 23 | -19 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 9 | 4 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 2 |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 1 |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | -6 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Adam Pepper | 4.00 | 3.51% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Jordan Alexander | 3.50 | 0.11% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Sam Revill | 1.00 | 1.84% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Don OBZ | 1.00 | 1.08% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Paul McNamara | 1.00 | 1.06% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Asim Khan | 1.00 | 0.60% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Michael Hutchinson | 0.50 | 1.90% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Sean Lutkin | 0.50 | 1.77% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Anthony Laria | 0.50 | 1.14% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Ben Smithers | 0.50 | 1.03% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | James Beattie | 0.50 | 0.85% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Chris Bell | 0.50 | 0.74% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Billy Manners | 0.50 | 0.14% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Saturday 27 April
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:158ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 27 April
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)VS 10:45Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 25 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:158ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 25 May
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 22 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 22 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Saturday 27 April
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 08ton Orient (Red Team)Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 25 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 08ton Orient (Red Team)Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 22 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
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Saturday 04 May
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 04 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:458ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 11 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 11 May
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 18 May
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:158ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 18 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 01 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 01 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 08 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 08 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)VS 10:45Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 15 June
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:15Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 15 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 29 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:15Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 29 June
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)VS 10:45Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Saturday 20 April
8ton Orient (Red Team)19 - 1Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)16 - 13Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 13 April
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)11 - 9Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)13 - 4Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 04 May
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 08ton Orient (Red Team) -
Saturday 11 May
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 18 May
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 08ton Orient (Red Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 01 June
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 08 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 15 June
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 29 June
8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)