Leeds
Wednesday | 19:00-22:00
Goals Leeds, Redcote Lane Leeds, LS4 2AW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leeds. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MAN v FAT Leeds - where weight loss meets the beautiful game! I'm here to support you on your weight loss journey in a non-judgmental and a competitive environment, where both on scale and off scale victories are celebrated! The benefits of MAN v Fat Football go far beyond weight loss. You'll build your fitness, improve your confidence and boost your mental wellbeing, all whilst making new connections with your team mates, who understand the challenges you face and will cheer you on through every triumph and setback.
Alex Vamplew, Coach, Leeds
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)
8
8
16
2
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)
8
6
13
3
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)
8
5
11
4
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)
8
4
8
5
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)
8
4
8
6
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)
8
3
6
7
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)
8
3
6
8
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)
8
2
4
9
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)
8
2
4
10
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)
8
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 94 | 46 | 48 | 16 |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 98 | 51 | 47 | 13 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 11 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 73 | 76 | -3 | 8 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 77 | 89 | -12 | 8 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 61 | 64 | -3 | 6 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 57 | 72 | -15 | 6 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 65 | 81 | -16 | 4 |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 56 | 78 | -22 | 4 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 45 | 90 | -45 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 74 | 28 | 46 | 14 |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 54 | 23 | 31 | 13 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 58 | 35 | 23 | 10 |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 42 | 48 | -6 | 9 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 33 | 28 | 5 | 8 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 33 | 53 | -20 | 8 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 37 | 49 | -12 | 6 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 31 | 36 | -5 | 5 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 30 | 53 | -23 | 4 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 18 | 57 | -39 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 11 | 13 | 13 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 19 | 7 | 10 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 9 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 24 | 25 | -1 | 8 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 8 |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 8 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 8 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 16 | 4 | 6 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 11 | 21 | -10 | 6 |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 8 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 15 | -12 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Robert Hackney | 13.00 | 3.24% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Joel Fearnley | 12.00 | 3.46% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Richard Allan | 11.00 | 4.76% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Kieron McDonnell | 10.50 | 10.02% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | James Salt | 10.50 | 7.14% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Tom Conroy | 8.50 | 4.74% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Kevin Sim | 8.50 | 4.73% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Paul English | 8.00 | 8.19% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Lee Ruddock | 7.50 | 2.80% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Hamzah Kurshid-Khan | 7.00 | 5.86% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Connor Whelan | 6.00 | 5.80% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | Rob Pickup | 6.00 | -3.14% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Andy Stephenson | 5.50 | 5.03% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Jonathan Hemingway | 5.50 | 3.20% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | James McKelvie | 5.50 | 2.24% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Callum Riley | 5.00 | 5.05% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | James Moore | 5.00 | 2.57% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Paul Pike | 5.00 | 2.14% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Daniel Hullah | 5.00 | 1.91% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Colin Copland | 4.50 | 2.05% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | curtis holmes | 4.00 | 6.02% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Peter Rutenga | 4.00 | 4.99% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Daniel Wales | 4.00 | 4.07% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Tom Conneely | 4.00 | 1.67% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Les Leitch | 3.50 | 2.96% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | John Massey | 3.50 | 2.16% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Kevin Howarth | 3.50 | 1.12% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Elliott Updall | 3.50 | 0.42% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Ivan Ulloa | 3.00 | 4.77% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Richard Sowden | 3.00 | 3.35% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Oluwatimilehin Seun Oni | 3.00 | 1.99% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Jack Sampson | 3.00 | 1.15% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Anthony Wort | 3.00 | 0.22% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Jamie Stewart | 2.50 | 3.57% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Dale Bateson | 2.50 | 2.21% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Greg Hudson | 2.50 | 1.80% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Oliver Yeoman | 2.50 | 0.48% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Jordan McCoy | 2.50 | 0.13% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Stuart Cliff | 2.00 | 5.79% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Robert Crump | 2.00 | 3.42% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Kieran Kinghorn | 1.50 | 2.26% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Andrew Theaker | 1.50 | 1.86% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | Stuart Pinder | 1.50 | 0.96% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Sam Pooley | 1.50 | 0.72% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Neil McDonnell | 1.00 | 3.98% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Joe Parker | 1.00 | 1.99% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | Paul Dignam | 1.00 | 1.50% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Philip Howarth | 1.00 | 0.46% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Oliver Young | 1.00 | 0.09% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Simon Jones | 1.00 | -0.54% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Andy Leatham | 0.50 | 1.10% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Joe Westbury | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Sam Thomas | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Nathan Fawell | 0.50 | -0.48% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 16 July
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)VS 19:00Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) -
Wednesday 16 July
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)VS 19:30Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 16 July
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 20:00Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 16 July
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)VS 20:30EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 16 July
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 21:00Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 02 July
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)10 - 7Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)8 - 9Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)5 - 11Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)6 - 9Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)11 - 6Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 04 June
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)16 - 8EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)5 - 8Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)10 - 4Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)7 - 12Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)14 - 10Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 07 May
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)11 - 11Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)6 - 15Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)7 - 7Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)7 - 14Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)3 - 14Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) -
Wednesday 16 July
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)0 - 0Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)0 - 0EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)
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Wednesday 09 July
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)VS 19:00Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 09 July
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)VS 19:30EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 09 July
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 20:00Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 09 July
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 20:30Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) -
Wednesday 09 July
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)VS 21:00Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 25 June
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)9 - 11Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)23 - 11Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)10 - 6Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)7 - 12Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)16 - 8Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 18 June
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)6 - 15Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)15 - 8Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)6 - 15Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)6 - 9Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)15 - 8Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 11 June
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)14 - 11Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)12 - 7Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)7 - 3Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)6 - 7Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)10 - 17Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 28 May
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)5 - 14Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)4 - 6Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)14 - 3Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)10 - 9Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)3 - 10Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 21 May
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)2 - 8Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)14 - 4Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)8 - 7Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)9 - 8EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)3 - 23Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 14 May
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)3 - 11Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)3 - 8Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)9 - 8Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)5 - 5Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)2 - 15Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 30 April
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)5 - 4Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)10 - 3Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)11 - 8EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 9Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)6 - 14Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 23 April
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)5 - 8Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)5 - 16EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)5 - 7Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)9 - 17Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)8 - 16Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) -
Wednesday 09 July
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)0 - 0Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)0 - 0EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 0Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)