Leyton
Tuesday | 19:30-21:30
Feel Good Too, Ive Farm Close, London Leyton Orient, E10 5UE
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.
Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Three | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
1
1
2
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
1
1
2
3
White Pudding (Leyton White)
1
1
2
4
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
1
1
2
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
1
0
0
6
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
1
0
0
7
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
1
0
0
8
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
1
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 2 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 9 | 2 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 0 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 0 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 14 | -9 | 0 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 11 | -9 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 2 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 2 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 2 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | -8 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jack Tulley | 1.00 | 0.20% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Jabril Mohammed | 0.50 | 2.00% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Hasan Sarwar | 0.50 | 1.79% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Patrick Coeur De Lion | 0.50 | 1.47% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Simba Danha | 0.50 | 1.18% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Douglas Curtis | 0.50 | 1.14% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Cem Yegin | 0.50 | 1.01% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Idris Jama | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Robert Davies | 0.50 | 0.87% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Dylan Miller smith | 0.50 | 0.82% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | David Moss | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Dipak Gosai | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Charles Melvin | 0.50 | 0.71% |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Oliver Mint | 0.50 | 0.68% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Joe Philipson | 0.50 | 0.67% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Garry Tooey | 0.50 | 0.66% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Andrew Robson | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Waseem Jamal | 0.50 | 0.58% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Alan Smith | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Wayne Cox | 0.50 | 0.53% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Benjamin Cox | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Lee Mara | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Shahid Seedat | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Andre Bucknor | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Alex Riesel | 0.50 | 0.37% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Stewart Young | 0.50 | 0.26% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Chris Rees | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jaysen Griffin | 0.50 | 0.16% |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Benjamin Bruce | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Modou Jobe | 0.50 | 0.06% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 26 November
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 19:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 26 November
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 26 November
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 26 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 21:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 03 December
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 19:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 03 December
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 03 December
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 03 December
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 21:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 10 December
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 19:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 10 December
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 10 December
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 20:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 10 December
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 21:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 17 December
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 19:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 17 December
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 17 December
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 17 December
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 21:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 07 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 07 January
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 07 January
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 07 January
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 21:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 14 January
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 19:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 14 January
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 14 January
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 14 January
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 21 January
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 21 January
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 21 January
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 21 January
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 21:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 28 January
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 19:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 28 January
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 28 January
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 28 January
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 04 February
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 04 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 20:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 February
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 04 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 21:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 11 February
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 19:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 11 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 11 February
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 11 February
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 21:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 18 February
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 18 February
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 18 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 20:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 18 February
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 21:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 25 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 25 February
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 25 February
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 25 February
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 21:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 04 March
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 04 March
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 04 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 21:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 19 November
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)14 - 5Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)11 - 2Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)White Pudding (Leyton White)9 - 5FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)6 - 9Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 26 November
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 03 December
White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 10 December
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 17 December
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 07 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 14 January
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 21 January
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 28 January
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 04 February
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 11 February
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 18 February
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 25 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)