Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pie N Munich (White)
7
7
14
2
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
7
3
8
3
Black Bean Rovers
7
4
8
4
Chipswich Town (Blue)
7
3
7
5
Real Fatis (Green)
7
1
3
6
Flaberdeen FC (Red)
7
1
2

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pie N Munich (White) 7 7 0 0 59 34 25 14
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 7 3 2 2 54 45 9 8
Black Bean Rovers 7 4 0 3 49 46 3 8
Chipswich Town (Blue) 7 3 1 3 37 35 2 7
Real Fatis (Green) 7 1 1 5 28 37 -9 3
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 7 1 0 6 35 65 -30 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pie N Munich (White) 7 7 0 0 34 8 26 14
Black Bean Rovers 7 4 0 3 20 10 10 8
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 7 3 2 2 10 17 -7 8
Chipswich Town (Blue) 7 3 0 4 13 16 -3 6
Real Fatis (Green) 7 2 1 4 12 18 -6 5
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 7 0 1 6 3 23 -20 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town (Blue) 7 5 1 1 10 3 7 11
Pie N Munich (White) 7 3 2 2 9 11 -2 8
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 7 3 1 3 25 12 13 7
Black Bean Rovers 7 3 0 4 13 20 -7 6
Real Fatis (Green) 7 2 1 4 1 4 -3 5
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 7 2 1 4 17 25 -8 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pie N Munich (White) Callum Griffiths 6.50 4.39%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Tom Wichall 6.50 3.06%
Black Bean Rovers Peter Young 6.00 7.43%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Alex Arnott 6.00 6.83%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Gray Nokes 6.00 4.05%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Dan Elliott 5.50 5.43%
Real Fatis (Green) Charlie Dickson 5.00 4.71%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Dan O'Sullivan 4.00 1.75%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Paul Ekhorutomwen 4.00 0.72%
Black Bean Rovers Ethan Hines 3.50 0.98%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Mark Hill 3.50 0.89%
Black Bean Rovers Ben Camies 3.00 2.37%
Pie N Munich (White) Dean Butler 3.00 2.08%
Real Fatis (Green) Cameron Checksfield 3.00 1.96%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Josh Graham 3.00 1.89%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Nick Lowe 3.00 1.52%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Jack Packard 2.50 3.02%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Matthew Handley 2.50 1.53%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Dan Purchase 2.50 0.84%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Ross Williams 2.50 0.58%
Pie N Munich (White) Tim Sargent 2.50 0.44%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Ian Jeffrey 2.50 0.23%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Theodore Payne 2.00 4.61%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Paul Saunders 2.00 1.46%
Pie N Munich (White) Neil Capeling 2.00 0.84%
Pie N Munich (White) Andrew Barton 1.50 0.19%
Real Fatis (Green) Anish Beeharry 1.50 -0.09%
Black Bean Rovers George Morey 1.00 2.69%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Connor Smith 1.00 1.32%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Lee Smith 1.00 1.24%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Chris Daly 1.00 1.17%
Chipswich Town (Blue) James Cox 1.00 1.06%
Real Fatis (Green) James Attwood 1.00 0.76%
Black Bean Rovers Alex Beeslee 1.00 0.20%
Real Fatis (Green) Joshua Dolben 0.50 3.58%
Black Bean Rovers Marc Hicks 0.50 1.44%
Black Bean Rovers Aidan Gibbons 0.50 0.52%
Pie N Munich (White) Sam Coates 0.50 -0.60%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 08 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 19:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 08 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 08 August

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 11 July

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    3 - 8
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    5 - 9
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    4 - 12
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 13 June

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    1 - 12
    Black Bean Rovers
    Pie N Munich (White)
    7 - 9
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    9 - 11
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 08 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

 

  • Friday 01 August

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 19:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 01 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 01 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 15 August

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 19:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 15 August

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:15
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 15 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 22 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 22 August

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:15
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 22 August

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:45
    Black Bean Rovers

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 25 July

    Pie N Munich (White)
    10 - 7
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Black Bean Rovers
    4 - 3
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    7 - 5
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 18 July

    Black Bean Rovers
    13 - 10
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    7 - 10
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 6
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 04 July

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    7 - 9
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Black Bean Rovers
    8 - 4
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    5 - 5
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 27 June

    Black Bean Rovers
    9 - 12
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    4 - 6
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    8 - 3
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 20 June

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    2 - 6
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    3 - 8
    Black Bean Rovers
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    14 - 4
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 06 June

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    4 - 4
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    8 - -1
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Black Bean Rovers
    4 - 6
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 30 May

    Pie N Munich (White)
    10 - 4
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    8 - 3
    Black Bean Rovers
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    7 - 6
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 01 August

    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 15 August

    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 22 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers