Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Maidstone. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
8
6
12
2
Kaiser Chefs (black)
8
6
12
3
.The incredible bulks (green)
8
5
11
4
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
8
3
6
5
.Fatalanta (blue).
8
2
4
6
Ivory Toast (orange)
8
1
3

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 8 6 0 2 63 35 28 12
Kaiser Chefs (black) 8 6 0 2 70 53 17 12
.The incredible bulks (green) 8 5 1 2 54 49 5 11
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 8 3 0 5 38 57 -19 6
.Fatalanta (blue). 8 2 0 6 35 55 -20 4
Ivory Toast (orange) 8 1 1 6 53 64 -11 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
.The incredible bulks (green) 8 7 0 1 27 6 21 14
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 8 3 3 2 27 16 11 9
.Fatalanta (blue). 8 3 3 2 24 17 7 9
Kaiser Chefs (black) 8 4 1 3 18 20 -2 9
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 8 2 2 4 17 28 -11 6
Ivory Toast (orange) 8 0 1 7 17 43 -26 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 8 5 2 1 16 0 16 12
Ivory Toast (orange) 8 6 0 2 16 4 12 12
Kaiser Chefs (black) 8 5 1 2 30 13 17 11
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 8 2 2 4 7 11 -4 6
.The incredible bulks (green) 8 2 1 5 11 22 -11 5
.Fatalanta (blue). 8 0 2 6 -10 20 -30 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
.The incredible bulks (green) Ben Camies 13.50 20.06%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Dan Elliott 11.00 11.93%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Callum Griffiths 8.50 14.57%
Ivory Toast (orange) Alex Arnott 8.50 1.24%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Adam Spikin 8.00 5.06%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Paul Ekhorutomwen 7.00 4.32%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Jack Packard 6.50 5.52%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Thomas Chambers 6.50 4.63%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Tristan Knowles 6.50 4.45%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Josh Graham 6.50 2.76%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Ian Jeffrey 6.00 1.06%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) James Attwood 5.50 2.98%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Ross Williams 3.50 1.43%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Nathan Kury 3.50 0.35%
.The incredible bulks (green) Sam Coates 3.00 6.55%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) graeme samways 3.00 0.91%
Ivory Toast (orange) Lewis Hines 2.50 2.29%
.Fatalanta (blue). James Gray 2.50 2.28%
Ivory Toast (orange) Peter Young 2.50 1.00%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Ian Giles 2.50 0.70%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Jack Chambers 2.50 -0.18%
.The incredible bulks (green) Nicholas Hartley 2.00 1.47%
Ivory Toast (orange) Christopher Smelt 2.00 -1.25%
.The incredible bulks (green) David O’Brien 1.50 0.74%
.The incredible bulks (green) James Yates 1.50 0.46%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Tom Wichall 1.00 1.06%
.Fatalanta (blue). Jamie Revell 1.00 0.74%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Alex Beeslee 1.00 0.50%
.The incredible bulks (green) Dan O'Sullivan 1.00 -1.58%
Ivory Toast (orange) Neil Capeling 0.50 0.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 25 April

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 5
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    3 - 6
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    -1 - 10
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 21 March

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    8 - 2
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    17 - 4
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    2 - 19
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 14 February

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    11 - 7
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    9 - 5
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    6 - 5
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

 

  • Friday 02 May

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    VS 19:45
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 02 May

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    VS 20:15
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 02 May

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 20:45
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    VS 19:45
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 09 May

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:15
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 09 May

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    VS 20:45
    .The incredible bulks (green)

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  • Friday 11 April

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    7 - 7
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    9 - 6
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    4 - 5
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 04 April

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 6
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    8 - 3
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    13 - 8
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 28 March

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    7 - 12
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    8 - 6
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    2 - 11
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 14 March

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    14 - 4
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    4 - 9
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    8 - 6
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 07 March

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    9 - 8
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    4 - 9
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 8
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 21 February

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    5 - -1
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    2 - 8
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    6 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 07 February

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    5 - 7
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    4 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    3 - 1
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 31 January

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    6 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    7 - 8
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    5 - 7
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 02 May

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    0 - 0
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)