Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pie N Munich (White)
2
2
4
2
Chipswich Town (Blue)
2
1
3
3
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
2
1
3
4
Real Fatis (Green)
2
1
2
5
Black Bean Rovers
2
0
0
6
Flaberdeen FC (Red)
2
0
0

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pie N Munich (White) 2 2 0 0 16 8 8 4
Chipswich Town (Blue) 2 1 1 0 12 7 5 3
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 2 1 1 0 11 10 1 3
Real Fatis (Green) 2 1 0 1 14 6 8 2
Black Bean Rovers 2 0 0 2 7 14 -7 0
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 2 0 0 2 3 18 -15 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pie N Munich (White) 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 4
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 4
Real Fatis (Green) 2 1 0 1 6 2 4 2
Chipswich Town (Blue) 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2
Black Bean Rovers 2 0 0 2 2 5 -3 0
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 2 0 0 2 0 7 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pie N Munich (White) 2 2 0 0 8 2 6 4
Chipswich Town (Blue) 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 4
Real Fatis (Green) 2 1 1 0 2 0 2 3
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Black Bean Rovers 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 2 0 0 2 -1 6 -7 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pie N Munich (White) Callum Griffiths 5.50 3.45%
Pie N Munich (White) Dean Butler 2.50 3.44%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Nick Lowe 2.50 3.31%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Alex Arnott 2.50 3.07%
Black Bean Rovers Peter Young 2.50 2.39%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Dan O'Sullivan 2.50 1.98%
Real Fatis (Green) Cameron Checksfield 2.50 1.96%
Real Fatis (Green) Charlie Dickson 2.50 1.86%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Chris Daly 1.00 3.76%
Black Bean Rovers Ben Camies 1.00 2.28%
Pie N Munich (White) Adam Spikin 1.00 2.20%
Real Fatis (Green) Anish Beeharry 1.00 1.64%
Pie N Munich (White) Neil Capeling 1.00 1.36%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Matthew Handley 1.00 1.10%
Real Fatis (Green) James Attwood 1.00 1.09%
Black Bean Rovers Ethan Hines 1.00 0.63%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Ian Jeffrey 1.00 0.47%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Mark Hill 1.00 0.33%
Real Fatis (Green) Joshua Dolben 0.50 3.58%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Jack Packard 0.50 3.33%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Connor Smith 0.50 1.67%
Black Bean Rovers Lewis Hines 0.50 0.88%
Pie N Munich (White) Tim Sargent 0.50 0.81%
Pie N Munich (White) Sam Coates 0.50 0.72%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Gray Nokes 0.50 0.47%
Pie N Munich (White) Nicholas Hartley 0.50 0.39%
Chipswich Town (Blue) David O’Brien 0.50 0.38%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Ross Williams 0.50 0.29%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Josh Graham 0.50 0.17%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Paul Saunders 0.50 0.10%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Sam Wing 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 11 July

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 19:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 11 July

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:15
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 11 July

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 08 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 19:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 08 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 08 August

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 13 June

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    1 - 13
    Black Bean Rovers
    Pie N Munich (White)
    7 - 9
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    9 - 11
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 11 July

    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 08 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

 

  • Friday 20 June

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 19:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 20 June

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:15
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 20 June

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 27 June

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 19:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 27 June

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:15
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 27 June

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 20:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 04 July

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 19:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 04 July

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 04 July

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 18 July

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 19:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 18 July

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:15
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 18 July

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 20:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 25 July

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 19:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 25 July

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 25 July

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 01 August

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 19:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 01 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 01 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 15 August

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 19:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 15 August

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:15
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 15 August

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 22 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 22 August

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:15
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 22 August

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:45
    Black Bean Rovers

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 06 June

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    4 - 4
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    8 - -1
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Black Bean Rovers
    4 - 6
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 30 May

    Pie N Munich (White)
    10 - 4
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    8 - 3
    Black Bean Rovers
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    7 - 6
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 20 June

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 27 June

    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 04 July

    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 18 July

    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 25 July

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 01 August

    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 15 August

    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 22 August

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers