Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Maidstone. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chipswich Town (Blue)
3
1
4
2
Flaberdeen FC (Red)
3
2
4
3
Black Bean Rovers
3
2
4
4
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
3
1
3
5
Pie N Munich (White)
3
1
3
6
Real Fatis (Green)
3
0
0

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town (Blue) 3 1 2 0 17 9 8 4
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 3 2 0 1 19 14 5 4
Black Bean Rovers 3 2 0 1 18 15 3 4
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 3 1 1 1 18 16 2 3
Pie N Munich (White) 3 1 1 1 12 15 -3 3
Real Fatis (Green) 3 0 0 3 7 22 -15 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town (Blue) 3 2 1 0 11 2 9 5
Black Bean Rovers 3 2 0 1 11 5 6 4
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 3 1 1 1 7 3 4 3
Pie N Munich (White) 3 1 1 1 2 7 -5 3
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 3 1 0 2 4 7 -3 2
Real Fatis (Green) 3 0 1 2 2 13 -11 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 3 2 0 1 7 2 5 4
Pie N Munich (White) 3 2 0 1 3 2 1 4
Chipswich Town (Blue) 3 2 0 1 -1 -1 0 4
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 3 2 0 1 4 5 -1 4
Real Fatis (Green) 3 1 0 2 0 2 -2 2
Black Bean Rovers 3 0 0 3 1 4 -3 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Chipswich Town (Blue) Alex Arnott 3.00 2.15%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) David Brooks 2.50 4.07%
Pie N Munich (White) Tim Sargent 2.50 2.95%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Mark Hill 2.50 1.91%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Ian Jeffrey 2.50 1.37%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Dan O'Sullivan 2.50 1.30%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Richard Nott 1.00 3.15%
Black Bean Rovers Aidan Gibbons 1.00 2.87%
Real Fatis (Green) Cameron Checksfield 1.00 1.85%
Black Bean Rovers Ethan Hines 1.00 1.84%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Harry Garland 1.00 1.83%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Kieran Taylor 1.00 1.60%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Dan Purchase 1.00 1.47%
Pie N Munich (White) Christopher Smelt 1.00 1.33%
Pie N Munich (White) Nathan Kury 1.00 1.11%
Pie N Munich (White) Callum Griffiths 1.00 0.66%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Josh Graham 1.00 0.52%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Craig Robinson 1.00 0.49%
Pie N Munich (White) Andrew Barton 0.50 1.52%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Jamie Revell 0.50 1.27%
Black Bean Rovers Richard Eden 0.50 1.12%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Lewis Hogg 0.50 0.68%
Black Bean Rovers Peter Young 0.50 0.67%
Black Bean Rovers Lewis Hines 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 24 October

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 24 October

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:15
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 24 October

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 21 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 19:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 21 November

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:15
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 21 November

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 26 September

    Real Fatis (Green)
    9 - 7
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    3 - 8
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    9 - 8
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 24 October

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 21 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)

 

  • Friday 10 October

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 10 October

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:15
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 10 October

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 17 October

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 19:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 17 October

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:15
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 17 October

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 31 October

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 19:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 31 October

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:15
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 31 October

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 07 November

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 19:45
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 07 November

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 20:15
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 07 November

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 14 November

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 19:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 14 November

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:15
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 14 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 28 November

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 19:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 28 November

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 28 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 05 December

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 19:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 05 December

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 05 December

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 03 October

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    5 - 5
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Black Bean Rovers
    9 - 4
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    5 - 3
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 19 September

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    4 - 8
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Black Bean Rovers
    6 - 1
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    1 - 1
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 12 September

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    11 - 3
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    5 - 7
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    10 - 3
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 10 October

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 17 October

    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 31 October

    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 07 November

    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 14 November

    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 28 November

    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 05 December

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)