Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Maidstone. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chipswich Town (Blue)
8
5
12
2
Pie N Munich (White)
8
4
10
3
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
8
4
9
4
Flaberdeen FC (Red)
8
4
8
5
Black Bean Rovers
8
2
5
6
Real Fatis (Green)
8
2
4

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town (Blue) 8 5 2 1 54 30 24 12
Pie N Munich (White) 8 4 2 2 49 43 6 10
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 8 4 1 3 55 34 21 9
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 8 4 0 4 59 60 -1 8
Black Bean Rovers 8 2 1 5 37 57 -20 5
Real Fatis (Green) 8 2 0 6 27 57 -30 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town (Blue) 8 5 1 2 33 13 20 11
Pie N Munich (White) 8 3 3 2 18 14 4 9
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 8 4 0 4 16 19 -3 8
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 8 3 2 3 18 23 -5 8
Real Fatis (Green) 8 2 2 4 17 24 -7 6
Black Bean Rovers 8 3 0 5 19 28 -9 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) 8 6 0 2 17 -1 18 12
Chipswich Town (Blue) 8 5 1 2 2 -3 5 11
Flaberdeen FC (Red) 8 5 1 2 21 19 2 11
Pie N Munich (White) 8 4 0 4 13 16 -3 8
Real Fatis (Green) 8 2 0 6 -4 13 -17 4
Black Bean Rovers 8 1 0 7 6 11 -5 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Jamie Revell 8.50 9.21%
Pie N Munich (White) Tim Sargent 8.00 8.70%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Richard Nott 8.00 6.91%
Black Bean Rovers Ethan Hines 8.00 4.05%
Pie N Munich (White) Callum Griffiths 6.50 2.20%
Real Fatis (Green) Joshua Dolben 5.50 11.93%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Alex Arnott 5.00 1.91%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Ian Jeffrey 5.00 1.49%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Dan O'Sullivan 5.00 0.71%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) David Brooks 3.50 3.76%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Kieran Taylor 3.50 2.67%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Harry Garland 3.00 2.41%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Mark Hill 3.00 0.45%
Black Bean Rovers Richard Eden 2.50 3.74%
Real Fatis (Green) Cameron Checksfield 2.50 2.68%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Ross Williams 2.50 1.28%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Lewis Hogg 2.50 1.01%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Tom Wichall 2.00 2.27%
Chipswich Town (Blue) David O’Brien 1.50 2.34%
Black Bean Rovers Aidan Gibbons 1.00 2.87%
Pie N Munich (White) Tom Willmott 1.00 1.06%
Real Fatis (Green) Sydney Gutteridge 1.00 0.94%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Lee Smith 1.00 0.29%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange) Sonny Edgecombe 0.50 3.01%
Pie N Munich (White) Dean Butler 0.50 2.46%
Pie N Munich (White) Andrew Barton 0.50 2.43%
Real Fatis (Green) Charlie Dickson 0.50 0.46%
Chipswich Town (Blue) Paul Saunders 0.50 -0.11%
Flaberdeen FC (Red) Dan Purchase 0.50 -1.01%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 21 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 19:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 21 November

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 20:15
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 21 November

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:45
    Real Fatis (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 24 October

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    3 - 15
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    5 - 3
    Black Bean Rovers
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    4 - 4
    Pie N Munich (White)

  • Friday 26 September

    Real Fatis (Green)
    9 - 7
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    3 - 8
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    9 - 8
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 21 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)

 

  • Friday 28 November

    Pie N Munich (White)
    VS 19:45
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 28 November

    Black Bean Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 28 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    VS 20:45
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 05 December

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    VS 19:45
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 05 December

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 05 December

    Real Fatis (Green)
    VS 20:45
    Pie N Munich (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 14 November

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    8 - 15
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    13 - 1
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Black Bean Rovers
    2 - 10
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 07 November

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    4 - 10
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    5 - 5
    Black Bean Rovers
    Real Fatis (Green)
    12 - 6
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 31 October

    Pie N Munich (White)
    3 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    3 - 5
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 8
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 17 October

    Real Fatis (Green)
    -1 - 9
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    5 - 2
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Black Bean Rovers
    5 - 10
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)

  • Friday 10 October

    Pie N Munich (White)
    9 - 13
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    8 - 4
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    9 - 7
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 03 October

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    5 - 5
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Black Bean Rovers
    9 - 4
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    5 - 3
    Real Fatis (Green)

  • Friday 19 September

    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    4 - 8
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    Black Bean Rovers
    6 - 1
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Pie N Munich (White)
    1 - 1
    Chipswich Town (Blue)

  • Friday 12 September

    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    11 - 3
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    5 - 7
    Pie N Munich (White)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    10 - 3
    Black Bean Rovers

  • Friday 28 November

    Pie N Munich (White)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    Black Bean Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Green)
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)

  • Friday 05 December

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Bean Rovers
    Chipswich Town (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Red)
    Real Fatis (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pie N Munich (White)