Middlesbrough

Wednesday | 19:15-21:00

Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Lean Green Eating Machines
2
2
4
2
Yellow Tits
2
1
3
3
Largentina (White)
2
1
3
4
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
2
1
2
5
Fatletico Madras (black)
2
0
0
6
Red Hot Chilli Parmos
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Lean Green Eating Machines 2 2 0 0 20 12 8 4
Yellow Tits 2 1 1 0 19 12 7 3
Largentina (White) 2 1 1 0 13 11 2 3
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 2 1 0 1 15 9 6 2
Fatletico Madras (black) 2 0 0 2 11 20 -9 0
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 2 0 0 2 9 23 -14 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Tits 2 2 0 0 8 0 8 4
Lean Green Eating Machines 2 2 0 0 7 1 6 4
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 2 1 0 1 6 2 4 2
Largentina (White) 2 1 0 1 2 4 -2 2
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 2 0 0 2 1 8 -7 0
Fatletico Madras (black) 2 0 0 2 0 9 -9 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina (White) 2 1 1 0 5 2 3 3
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 2 1 1 0 4 3 1 3
Fatletico Madras (black) 2 1 0 1 7 5 2 2
Lean Green Eating Machines 2 1 0 1 7 6 1 2
Yellow Tits 2 1 0 1 5 7 -2 2
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 2 0 0 2 4 9 -5 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Stephen Bott 4.00 2.47%
Lean Green Eating Machines Connor Simpson 4.00 1.53%
Fatletico Madras (black) NATHAN SMITH 4.00 0.74%
Yellow Tits Billy Johnson 3.50 1.02%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Nick McGloin 2.00 0.74%
Fatletico Madras (black) Norman Mcmurray 1.00 2.83%
Yellow Tits Owen Lane 1.00 2.66%
Yellow Tits Darren Frain 1.00 2.42%
Lean Green Eating Machines Sam Wilson 1.00 2.35%
Lean Green Eating Machines David Mohan 1.00 1.49%
Largentina (White) Joe Garrens 1.00 1.32%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Daniel Boyle 1.00 0.89%
Lean Green Eating Machines Chris Taggart 1.00 0.46%
Largentina (White) Dan Holland 0.50 2.40%
Largentina (White) Danny Milner 0.50 2.09%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Liam Smith 0.50 1.83%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) David Anderson 0.50 1.79%
Fatletico Madras (black) Eddie Ndhlovu 0.50 1.16%
Largentina (White) Joe Cowley 0.50 1.11%
Yellow Tits Matthew Kelsey 0.50 1.00%
Lean Green Eating Machines Anthony Darton 0.50 0.98%
Largentina (White) Jay West 0.50 0.94%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Stephen Wright 0.50 0.93%
Yellow Tits Michael Spence 0.50 0.83%
Fatletico Madras (black) Ben Norton 0.50 0.45%
Lean Green Eating Machines Simon Bouttell 0.50 0.38%
Largentina (White) Kevin Gatenby 0.50 0.31%
Largentina (White) Jordan Read 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Largentina (White)
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:45
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Largentina (White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)

 

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:45
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 20:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:45
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Largentina (White)
    VS 20:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:45
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 20:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Largentina (White)
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    3 - 10
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    6 - 6
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    2 - 10
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    5 - 7
    Largentina (White)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    10 - 9
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    6 - 13
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)