Middlesbrough

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Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Tits
5
5
10
2
Lean Green Eating Machines
5
3
6
3
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
5
3
6
4
Fatletico Madras (black)
5
2
4
5
Largentina (White)
5
2
4
6
Red Hot Chilli Parmos
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Tits 5 5 0 0 44 14 30 10
Lean Green Eating Machines 5 3 0 2 33 30 3 6
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 5 3 0 2 30 28 2 6
Fatletico Madras (black) 5 2 0 3 28 32 -4 4
Largentina (White) 5 2 0 3 29 39 -10 4
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 5 0 0 5 19 40 -21 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Tits 5 5 0 0 20 -1 21 10
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 5 4 0 1 10 3 7 8
Lean Green Eating Machines 5 2 0 3 12 9 3 4
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 5 1 1 3 5 11 -6 3
Largentina (White) 5 1 1 3 4 17 -13 3
Fatletico Madras (black) 5 0 2 3 3 15 -12 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatletico Madras (black) 5 4 0 1 12 5 7 8
Largentina (White) 5 3 1 1 14 11 3 7
Yellow Tits 5 2 2 1 17 8 9 6
Lean Green Eating Machines 5 2 1 2 10 10 0 5
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 5 0 2 3 8 14 -6 2
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 5 1 0 4 4 17 -13 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Lean Green Eating Machines Danny John 5.50 5.94%
Yellow Tits Michael Spence 5.00 0.62%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Nick McGloin 5.00 -2.93%
Lean Green Eating Machines Aaron Archer 4.00 1.08%
Largentina (White) Raye Butcher 3.50 4.31%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Russell Gray 3.50 3.50%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) David Hardy-Fisher 3.50 1.33%
Fatletico Madras (black) Eddie Ndhlovu 3.50 1.28%
Largentina (White) Danny Milner 3.00 7.18%
Fatletico Madras (black) Mike Dean 3.00 3.44%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Liam Keenan 3.00 1.23%
Largentina (White) Joe Cowley 2.50 3.01%
Fatletico Madras (black) Joe Penny 2.50 1.40%
Lean Green Eating Machines Simon Bouttell 2.50 1.33%
Fatletico Madras (black) Dave Mac 2.50 1.18%
Largentina (White) Joe Garrens 1.50 1.53%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Ben Hatchett 1.00 4.43%
Yellow Tits NATHAN THOMPSON 1.00 3.14%
Largentina (White) Dan Holland 1.00 2.22%
Fatletico Madras (black) Lewis Roberts 1.00 2.08%
Lean Green Eating Machines Craig Gall 1.00 1.12%
Largentina (White) Mark Richards 1.00 0.87%
Yellow Tits Sam Shan 1.00 -1.59%
Fatletico Madras (black) Luke Middleton 0.50 1.25%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Paul Adams 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:45
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 20:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    9 - 3
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    10 - 12
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    12 - 3
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    7 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    -2 - 3
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    -1 - 4
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

 

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:45
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 20:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:45
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    2 - 6
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    4 - 8
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Largentina (White)
    1 - 12
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    5 - 7
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    7 - 6
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    6 - 8
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    9 - 2
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Largentina (White)
    8 - 2
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Yellow Tits
    3 - 2
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Yellow Tits
    11 - -2
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Largentina (White)
    4 - 8
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    2 - 5
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 03 December

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    9 - 11
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    12 - 6
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Yellow Tits
    11 - 8
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos