Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Madras FC
7
5
10
2
Fat Man City
7
5
10
3
Atletico Madras
7
4
8
4
18 Stone Roses
7
4
8
5
Dynamo Kebab
7
3
7
6
Inter MiBelli
7
2
5
7
KFC Wimbledon
7
2
4
8
Triple XL
7
2
4

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras FC 7 5 0 2 121 105 16 10
Fat Man City 7 5 0 2 94 86 8 10
Atletico Madras 7 4 0 3 97 79 18 8
18 Stone Roses 7 4 0 3 88 73 15 8
Dynamo Kebab 7 3 1 3 87 86 1 7
Inter MiBelli 7 2 1 4 69 80 -11 5
KFC Wimbledon 7 2 0 5 82 102 -20 4
Triple XL 7 2 0 5 80 107 -27 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Man City 7 5 0 2 19 9 10 10
Atletico Madras 7 5 0 2 25 15 10 10
Real Madras FC 7 4 0 3 25 22 3 8
Dynamo Kebab 7 4 0 3 18 17 1 8
18 Stone Roses 7 3 1 3 22 11 11 7
Inter MiBelli 7 3 0 4 13 19 -6 6
Triple XL 7 2 0 5 11 27 -16 4
KFC Wimbledon 7 1 1 5 4 17 -13 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
18 Stone Roses 7 6 0 1 24 16 8 12
Real Madras FC 7 4 0 3 45 40 5 8
Inter MiBelli 7 3 2 2 20 18 2 8
Atletico Madras 7 4 0 3 26 25 1 8
Fat Man City 7 2 2 3 30 33 -3 6
Triple XL 7 2 2 3 22 28 -6 6
Dynamo Kebab 7 2 1 4 27 25 2 5
KFC Wimbledon 7 1 1 5 31 40 -9 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 9.00 3.13%
Fat Man City Paul Fellows 9.00 3.11%
Fat Man City Karter Davis 9.00 2.47%
Real Madras FC Nicholas Crossfield 8.00 4.23%
Real Madras FC Anton Clarke 8.00 0.63%
Dynamo Kebab Dan Higgins 6.50 5.76%
18 Stone Roses Nathan Numan 6.50 5.22%
Atletico Madras Ellis Edmunds 6.50 4.99%
Atletico Madras Brad Anslow 6.00 6.03%
KFC Wimbledon Daniel Price 6.00 4.24%
18 Stone Roses Gary Doleman 6.00 -0.76%
KFC Wimbledon Gordon Winwood 5.50 6.40%
Fat Man City Daniel Greenway 5.50 5.26%
Atletico Madras Zac Burns 5.50 4.35%
Dynamo Kebab Sev Ore 5.50 3.61%
Dynamo Kebab Christopher edwards 5.50 2.71%
Real Madras FC Paul Rainbow 5.00 7.20%
Triple XL John Harrison 5.00 2.79%
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 5.00 -0.84%
KFC Wimbledon Andy McHugo 4.00 1.66%
Dynamo Kebab Andrew Jones 3.50 3.67%
Real Madras FC David Hutchins 3.50 1.20%
Atletico Madras Dave Vernon 3.00 5.64%
Real Madras FC Matt Dobson 3.00 4.93%
Atletico Madras Darren Hooper 3.00 3.51%
KFC Wimbledon Andrew Woodhouse 3.00 2.80%
KFC Wimbledon Kirk Harrison 3.00 2.20%
Triple XL Ben Farnsworth 3.00 1.99%
Inter MiBelli James Evans 3.00 1.90%
Triple XL Neil Agar 3.00 1.85%
Real Madras FC Richard Bridgewood 3.00 1.85%
Real Madras FC Paul Burgess 3.00 1.63%
Dynamo Kebab Martin Haffner 3.00 1.47%
Triple XL Shaun Martin 3.00 1.10%
Dynamo Kebab Christopher Kinsey 2.50 3.09%
Real Madras FC Pardeep Ubhi 2.50 2.53%
KFC Wimbledon Garry Hall 2.50 2.48%
Inter MiBelli Zac Tuckley 2.50 2.42%
Inter MiBelli Jacob Westwood 2.50 2.24%
KFC Wimbledon Gerard Butterly 2.50 1.89%
Inter MiBelli William Bennett 2.50 1.42%
18 Stone Roses Daniel Turrell 2.50 1.33%
KFC Wimbledon Thomas Coley 2.50 1.18%
Atletico Madras Adam Willetts 2.50 0.47%
18 Stone Roses Tom Ashford 2.50 0.28%
Fat Man City Robin Harvey 2.00 0.77%
Fat Man City Nathan Tipper 2.00 0.60%
Inter MiBelli Bradley Morgan 2.00 0.23%
Triple XL Brad McEntee 2.00 -0.28%
Triple XL Isaac Abraham 2.00 -0.55%
Dynamo Kebab Dexter Barnfield 2.00 -1.86%
Triple XL Ben Dickenson 1.50 0.29%
Atletico Madras Terry Fox 1.00 2.89%
18 Stone Roses Lewis West 1.00 2.76%
Dynamo Kebab Ryan Cummins 1.00 2.66%
Dynamo Kebab Mandeep Nijjar 1.00 2.05%
Fat Man City Duane Price 1.00 1.53%
Fat Man City Carl Walker-Shelton 1.00 1.16%
Inter MiBelli Paul Haworth 1.00 0.34%
Inter MiBelli Josh Hayward 0.50 2.24%
Triple XL Daniel Unitt 0.50 0.87%
Real Madras FC Richard Steele 0.50 0.67%
Atletico Madras Mehran Kamranfar 0.50 0.43%
Atletico Madras Mohammed Zahir 0.50 0.20%
Inter MiBelli Haydn Edwards 0.50 0.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 27 June

    Real Madras FC
    VS 19:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 27 June

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 27 June

    Triple XL
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 27 June

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 04 July

    Fat Man City
    VS 19:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 04 July

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 04 July

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:30
    Triple XL

  • Friday 04 July

    Atletico Madras
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 11 July

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 19:30
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 11 July

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 11 July

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:30
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 11 July

    Triple XL
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 18 July

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 18 July

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:00
    Triple XL

  • Friday 18 July

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:30
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 18 July

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 25 July

    Triple XL
    VS 19:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 25 July

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 25 July

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 01 August

    Real Madras FC
    VS 19:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 01 August

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 01 August

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Triple XL

  • Friday 01 August

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 08 August

    Atletico Madras
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 08 August

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 08 August

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 08 August

    Triple XL
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 20 June

    Real Madras FC
    22 - 15
    Fat Man City
    KFC Wimbledon
    8 - 17
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    5 - 11
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    13 - 3
    Triple XL

  • Friday 13 June

    Atletico Madras
    13 - 11
    Inter MiBelli
    Fat Man City
    18 - 8
    KFC Wimbledon
    Triple XL
    15 - 8
    Dynamo Kebab
    18 Stone Roses
    19 - 10
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 06 June

    Real Madras FC
    13 - 25
    Dynamo Kebab
    Inter MiBelli
    8 - 12
    Fat Man City
    Atletico Madras
    24 - 7
    Triple XL
    KFC Wimbledon
    17 - 6
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 30 May

    18 Stone Roses
    10 - 5
    Inter MiBelli
    Triple XL
    14 - 17
    Real Madras FC
    Dynamo Kebab
    15 - 12
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    6 - 12
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 23 May

    KFC Wimbledon
    10 - 16
    Real Madras FC
    Atletico Madras
    5 - 13
    18 Stone Roses
    Fat Man City
    14 - 10
    Triple XL
    Inter MiBelli
    7 - 7
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 16 May

    Dynamo Kebab
    15 - 14
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    14 - 15
    Fat Man City
    Triple XL
    15 - 16
    KFC Wimbledon
    Real Madras FC
    24 - 10
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 09 May

    Inter MiBelli
    15 - 11
    KFC Wimbledon
    Atletico Madras
    12 - 19
    Real Madras FC
    Fat Man City
    14 - 12
    Dynamo Kebab
    18 Stone Roses
    15 - 16
    Triple XL

  • Friday 27 June

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 04 July

    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 11 July

    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 18 July

    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 25 July

    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 01 August

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 08 August

    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli