Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Triple XL
0
0
0
2
KFC Wimbledon
0
0
0
3
Fat Man City
0
0
0
4
Real Madras FC
0
0
0
5
18 Stone Roses
0
0
0
6
Dynamo Kebab
0
0
0
7
Atletico Madras
0
0
0
8
Inter MiBelli
0
0
0

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Triple XL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
KFC Wimbledon 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fat Man City 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Real Madras FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
18 Stone Roses 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dynamo Kebab 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Atletico Madras 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inter MiBelli 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Triple XL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
KFC Wimbledon 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fat Man City 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Real Madras FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
18 Stone Roses 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dynamo Kebab 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Atletico Madras 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inter MiBelli 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Triple XL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
KFC Wimbledon 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fat Man City 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Real Madras FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
18 Stone Roses 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dynamo Kebab 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Atletico Madras 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inter MiBelli 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 09 May

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 19:30
    Triple XL

  • Friday 09 May

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 09 May

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 09 May

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 16 May

    Real Madras FC
    VS 19:30
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 16 May

    Triple XL
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 16 May

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    Triple XL

  • Friday 16 May

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 16 May

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 16 May

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 16 May

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 16 May

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 23 May

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 23 May

    Triple XL
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 23 May

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 23 May

    Fat Man City
    VS 21:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 30 May

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:00
    Triple XL

  • Friday 30 May

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:30
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 30 May

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 30 May

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 06 June

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 06 June

    Triple XL
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 06 June

    Fat Man City
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 06 June

    Atletico Madras
    VS 21:30
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 13 June

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Triple XL

  • Friday 13 June

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 13 June

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 13 June

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 20 June

    Triple XL
    VS 20:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 20 June

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 20 June

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:00
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 20 June

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:30
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 27 June

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 27 June

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:30
    Triple XL

  • Friday 27 June

    Atletico Madras
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 27 June

    Fat Man City
    VS 21:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 04 July

    Triple XL
    VS 20:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 04 July

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 04 July

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 04 July

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:30
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 11 July

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 11 July

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:30
    Triple XL

  • Friday 11 July

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 11 July

    Atletico Madras
    VS 21:30
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 18 July

    Triple XL
    VS 20:00
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 18 July

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:30
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 18 July

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 18 July

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 25 July

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 25 July

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Triple XL

  • Friday 25 July

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 25 July

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 01 August

    Triple XL
    VS 20:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 01 August

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:30
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 01 August

    Fat Man City
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 01 August

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:30
    Dynamo Kebab

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 09 May

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 16 May

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 23 May

    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 30 May

    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 06 June

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 13 June

    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 20 June

    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 27 June

    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 04 July

    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 11 July

    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 18 July

    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 25 July

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 01 August

    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab