Oldbury
Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one goal at a time!
Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
2
2
4
2
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
2
2
4
3
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
2
2
4
4
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
2
1
2
5
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
2
1
2
6
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
2
0
0
7
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
2
0
0
8
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
2
0
0
"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 21 | 13 | 4 |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 14 | 11 | 4 |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 22 | 10 | 4 |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 21 | 7 | 2 |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 34 | -6 | 2 |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 35 | -8 | 0 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 0 |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 35 | -19 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 2 |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 0 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -5 | 0 |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 8 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 4 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 4 |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 2 |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 11 | -7 | 0 |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Dan Hickman | 5.00 | -5.46% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Brad Anslow | 4.00 | 2.34% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Mandeep Nijjar | 4.00 | 2.12% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Terry Gunn | 3.50 | 3.63% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Benjamin Ebanks | 3.50 | 0.70% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | William Bennett | 3.00 | 3.06% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Dylan Fletcher | 2.00 | 1.80% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Gary Doleman | 2.00 | 0.38% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Karter Davis | 2.00 | -0.24% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Anton Clarke | 2.00 | -0.38% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Dan Cronin | 1.00 | 4.23% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Dave Vernon | 1.00 | 3.67% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Josh Hayward | 1.00 | 3.29% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Connor Anslow | 1.00 | 3.00% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Lee Roughton | 1.00 | 2.63% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Nathan Numan | 1.00 | 2.36% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Gordon Winwood | 1.00 | 2.34% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Darren Hooper | 1.00 | 1.86% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Steven Brayshaw | 1.00 | 0.95% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Sean Johnson | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Sew Ore | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Brad McEntee | 1.00 | 0.69% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Nathan Tipper | 1.00 | 0.52% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Lennox Wilson | 1.00 | 0.19% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Edward Garner | 0.50 | 3.66% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Lee Burgess | 0.50 | 3.01% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Adam Willetts | 0.50 | 2.41% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Patrick McCoy | 0.50 | 2.40% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Dexter Barnfield | 0.50 | 2.25% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Christopher Kinsey | 0.50 | 1.90% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Robert Smith | 0.50 | 1.75% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Terry Fox | 0.50 | 1.64% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Gerard Butterly | 0.50 | 1.54% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Kevin Randle | 0.50 | 1.53% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | John Harrison | 0.50 | 1.41% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Ryan Cummins | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Paul Haworth | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Neil Agar | 0.50 | 0.86% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Sean Westley | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Kirk Harrison | 0.50 | 0.83% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Duane Price | 0.50 | 0.74% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Wayne Manley | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Gareth Gillman | 0.50 | 0.69% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Ben Dickenson | 0.50 | 0.58% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Robin Harvey | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Matthew Kiteley | 0.50 | 0.16% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 05 September
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)VS 19:30Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 05 September
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)VS 20:00Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 05 September
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)VS 20:30Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 05 September
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)VS 21:00A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 12 September
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)VS 19:30Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 12 September
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)VS 20:00A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 12 September
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)VS 20:30Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 12 September
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)VS 21:00Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 19 September
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)VS 19:30Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 19 September
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)VS 20:00FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 19 September
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)VS 20:30Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 19 September
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)VS 21:00Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 26 September
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)VS 19:30A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 26 September
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)VS 20:00Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 26 September
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)VS 20:30Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 26 September
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)VS 21:00Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 03 October
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)VS 19:30Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 03 October
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)VS 20:00Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 03 October
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)VS 20:30FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 03 October
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)VS 21:00Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 10 October
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)VS 19:30Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 10 October
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)VS 20:00FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 10 October
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)VS 20:30Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 10 October
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)VS 21:00Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 17 October
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)VS 19:30A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 17 October
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)VS 20:00Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 17 October
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)VS 20:30Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 17 October
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)VS 21:00Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 24 October
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)VS 19:30FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 24 October
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)VS 20:00Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 24 October
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)VS 20:30Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 24 October
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)VS 21:00Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 31 October
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)VS 19:30Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 31 October
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)VS 20:00Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 31 October
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)VS 20:30Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 31 October
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)VS 21:00FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 07 November
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)VS 19:30Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 07 November
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)VS 20:00Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 07 November
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)VS 20:30Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 07 November
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)VS 21:00A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 14 November
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)VS 19:30Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 14 November
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)VS 20:00Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 14 November
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)VS 20:30FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 14 November
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)VS 21:00Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 21 November
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)VS 19:30Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 21 November
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)VS 20:00Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 21 November
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)VS 20:30A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 21 November
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)VS 21:00Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 29 August
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)5 - 10FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)19 - 6Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)19 - 9Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)16 - 12Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 22 August
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)15 - 19Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)10 - 16A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)15 - 9Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)12 - 15Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 05 September
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)0 - 0Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)0 - 0Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)0 - 0A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 12 September
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)0 - 0Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)0 - 0A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)0 - 0Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)0 - 0Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 19 September
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)0 - 0Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)0 - 0FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)0 - 0Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 26 September
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)0 - 0A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)0 - 0Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)0 - 0Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)0 - 0Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 03 October
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)0 - 0Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)0 - 0Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)0 - 0FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 10 October
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)0 - 0FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)0 - 0Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)0 - 0Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 17 October
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)0 - 0A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)0 - 0Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)0 - 0Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 24 October
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)0 - 0FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)0 - 0Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)0 - 0Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)0 - 0Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 31 October
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)0 - 0Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)0 - 0Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)0 - 0FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 07 November
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)0 - 0Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)0 - 0Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)0 - 0Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)0 - 0A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 14 November
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)0 - 0Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)0 - 0FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)0 - 0Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 21 November
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)0 - 0Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)0 - 0Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)0 - 0A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)0 - 0Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)