Portsmouth

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Goals Portsmouth, Tangier Road Portsmouth, PO3 6QA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Portsmouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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During the last two and a half years working with MANvFAT Football, I have observed many benefits to the programme and how it can positively impact lifestyle change amongst individuals. Not only have I witnessed many weight loss success stories, but the programme provides an inclusive environment for men who love to play football and want to lose weight. I would welcome any new individuals to join the growing MANvFAT community in Portsmouth.

Martin Beeson , Coach, Portsmouth

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Red Star Bellygrade.
5
5
10
2
Real Madras.
5
2
4
3
Back Fat United
5
2
4
4
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
5
1
2

In the last two years with MAN v FAT, I've successfully shed 80 kilograms. The camaraderie among the players in the Portsmouth is simply incredible, with everyone offering unwavering support on my weight loss journey. Additionally, I've gained wonderful new friends through this experience, which has been an unexpected and delightful perk. I'm eagerly anticipating the next stage of my journey as I aim to lose an additional 20 kilograms to reach my ideal weight!

Alex Cook

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Bellygrade. 5 5 0 0 75 38 37 10
Real Madras. 5 2 0 3 47 56 -9 4
Back Fat United 5 2 0 3 45 66 -21 4
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 5 1 0 4 40 47 -7 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Bellygrade. 5 5 0 0 55 22 33 10
Real Madras. 5 2 0 3 34 37 -3 4
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 5 1 1 3 24 30 -6 3
Back Fat United 5 1 1 3 20 44 -24 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Bellygrade. 5 3 2 0 16 12 4 8
Back Fat United 5 2 1 2 17 19 -2 5
Real Madras. 5 1 2 2 12 13 -1 4
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 5 1 1 3 12 13 -1 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Oliver Gibbs 11.50 8.51%
Back Fat United Ash Maguire 8.00 6.10%
Red Star Bellygrade. Darnell Patrick 6.50 3.98%
Back Fat United Chris Wells 6.00 4.41%
Real Madras. Craig Cappe 6.00 3.49%
Red Star Bellygrade. Chris Young 5.50 5.50%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Stuart Turner 3.50 3.15%
Real Madras. Chris Turley 3.50 0.91%
Back Fat United Ashton Pettit 3.50 0.10%
Red Star Bellygrade. Mathew Franklin 3.00 2.81%
Red Star Bellygrade. Ryan Clarke-Bell 3.00 2.57%
Back Fat United Paul Berwick 2.50 0.80%
Real Madras. George Couling 2.50 -1.56%
Red Star Bellygrade. Michael Kellagher 1.50 -0.20%
Back Fat United Scott Shilcock 1.50 -0.36%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Brandon Strange 1.00 2.58%
Real Madras. Aaron Blunt 1.00 1.87%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Kristian Linnell 1.00 0.63%
Real Madras. Matt Daysh 1.00 0.21%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Adam Warner 1.00 -0.26%
Real Madras. Morgan Collis 0.50 0.95%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Back Fat United
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 19:30
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Red Star Bellygrade.
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras.

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Real Madras.
    0 - 7
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Back Fat United
    9 - 10
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Real Madras.
    8 - 6
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    24 - 16
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Back Fat United
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.

 

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Back Fat United
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Back Fat United
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Real Madras.
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:00
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Red Star Bellygrade.
    VS 20:00
    Back Fat United

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Back Fat United
    8 - 20
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Real Madras.
    1 - 10
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    7 - 15
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Back Fat United
    5 - 9
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Back Fat United
    10 - 6
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    20 - 10
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    7 - 8
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Back Fat United
    9 - 21
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Red Star Bellygrade.
    12 - 6
    Real Madras.
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    10 - 13
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Back Fat United
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.
    Back Fat United
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Real Madras.
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United