Colchester Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turkish De Ligt (Black)
7
6
13
2
Belly Italia (Red)
7
5
10
3
Largentina. (Blue)
7
4
8
4
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
7
2
5
5
Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
7
2
4
6
Mealwall (White)
7
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 7 6 1 0 61 39 22 13
Belly Italia (Red) 7 5 0 2 51 41 10 10
Largentina. (Blue) 7 4 0 3 38 33 5 8
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 7 2 1 4 41 39 2 5
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 7 2 0 5 25 45 -20 4
Mealwall (White) 7 1 0 6 25 44 -19 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 7 7 0 0 13 4 9 14
Belly Italia (Red) 7 4 1 2 16 6 10 9
Largentina. (Blue) 7 3 1 3 10 9 1 7
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 7 2 2 3 9 7 2 6
Mealwall (White) 7 1 1 5 6 14 -8 3
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 7 1 1 5 4 18 -14 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 7 4 3 0 33 20 13 11
Largentina. (Blue) 7 3 1 3 17 13 4 7
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 7 2 3 2 19 22 -3 7
Belly Italia (Red) 7 3 1 3 18 22 -4 7
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 7 2 2 3 9 13 -4 6
Mealwall (White) 7 1 2 4 12 18 -6 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Heinrich Güldenpfennig 15.00 5.32%
Belly Italia (Red) Ryan Rouse 13.00 0.65%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Darren Frost-Foster 11.50 6.46%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Cokill 9.00 1.26%
Belly Italia (Red) Gavin Nayler 8.00 7.58%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Tom Watson 6.50 2.07%
Mealwall (White) Ben Humble 6.00 5.55%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Crandon 5.50 2.55%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Joseph Purdey 5.00 2.63%
Belly Italia (Red) Ashley Julien 5.00 2.61%
Largentina. (Blue) Michael Salisbury 5.00 1.30%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Boakes 4.50 5.53%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Kurtis Attridge 4.00 1.95%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Dean Chappell 4.00 0.93%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Day 4.00 0.79%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Chapman 3.50 1.01%
Mealwall (White) Mark North 3.00 5.09%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Lee Deery 3.00 -0.18%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Dan Brown 2.50 1.45%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Neale Youngman 2.50 1.40%
Mealwall (White) Jason Graham 2.50 0.29%
Largentina. (Blue) Ian Cook 2.50 0.17%
Belly Italia (Red) Stephen Willis 2.00 1.13%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Neil Whitbread 2.00 0.94%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Matt Cheasman 1.50 1.98%
Largentina. (Blue) Haydon Brown 1.50 0.91%
Belly Italia (Red) Nathan Wood 1.50 -1.16%
Mealwall (White) Ashley Spencer 1.00 11.66%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Ali Ahmed 0.50 1.12%
Largentina. (Blue) Ryan McElligott 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 26 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 29 May

    Largentina. (Blue)
    4 - 10
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    5 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    8 - 1
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 01 May

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    5 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 12
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    2 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

 

  • Thursday 19 June

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 12 June

    Belly Italia (Red)
    15 - 7
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    7 - 8
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 7
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    12 - 7
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    4 - 3
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 9
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 4
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 6
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Mealwall (White)
    6 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 5
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    9 - 3
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Largentina. (Blue)
    9 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 7
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    8 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 24 April

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    6 - 4
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 7
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Mealwall (White)
    2 - 5
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 4
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    6 - 1
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    10 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)