Colchester Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turkish De Ligt (Black)
9
8
17
2
Largentina. (Blue)
9
4
10
3
Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
9
4
9
4
Belly Italia (Red)
9
4
8
5
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
9
2
6
6
Mealwall (White)
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 9 8 1 0 96 39 57 17
Largentina. (Blue) 9 4 2 3 73 56 17 10
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 9 4 1 4 49 57 -8 9
Belly Italia (Red) 9 4 0 5 57 62 -5 8
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 9 2 2 5 47 63 -16 6
Mealwall (White) 9 2 0 7 36 81 -45 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 9 9 0 0 26 4 22 18
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 9 5 0 4 26 14 12 10
Belly Italia (Red) 9 3 3 3 20 17 3 9
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 9 2 3 4 16 22 -6 7
Largentina. (Blue) 9 2 2 5 14 19 -5 6
Mealwall (White) 9 1 2 6 10 36 -26 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 9 8 0 1 50 20 30 16
Largentina. (Blue) 9 6 1 2 42 20 22 13
Belly Italia (Red) 9 5 0 4 21 26 -5 10
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 9 1 4 4 16 23 -7 6
Mealwall (White) 9 2 1 6 10 27 -17 5
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 9 1 2 6 7 30 -23 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Heinrich Güldenpfennig 20.00 0.80%
Belly Italia (Red) Gavin Nayler 16.00 10.94%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Cokill 13.00 -2.32%
Largentina. (Blue) Haydon Brown 11.00 5.47%
Mealwall (White) Michael Salisbury 11.00 0.73%
Largentina. (Blue) Ian Cook 10.50 7.29%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Kurtis Attridge 10.50 6.75%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Darren Frost-Foster 10.50 5.00%
Belly Italia (Red) Nathan Wood 6.00 4.25%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Boakes 5.50 2.57%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Crandon 5.50 2.08%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Neale Youngman 5.50 1.40%
Largentina. (Blue) Ryan McElligott 5.00 4.49%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Joe Shelton-Sayer 5.00 3.38%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Ellis 4.50 3.24%
Mealwall (White) Ian McDermott 4.00 1.92%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Attridge 3.50 5.02%
Largentina. (Blue) sebastian mcafee 3.50 0.21%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Adam Dabbs 3.00 3.18%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Darren Porter 3.00 2.10%
Belly Italia (Red) Stephen Willis 2.50 1.96%
Mealwall (White) Rob Dack 2.00 4.63%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Chapman 2.00 0.89%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Patrick McGrath 1.50 2.41%
Mealwall (White) George Hewson 1.50 0.82%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Mander 1.50 -0.83%
Belly Italia (Red) Lee Hudson 1.00 3.56%
Largentina. (Blue) Brendan Golding 0.50 1.33%
Belly Italia (Red) Ashley Julien 0.50 0.42%
Mealwall (White) Anthony Alambrides 0.50 0.17%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 02 October

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 6
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    5 - 10
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 8
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    10 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    2 - 3
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    9 - 2
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 8
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 10
    Belly Italia (Red)

 

  • Thursday 16 October

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 09 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    5 - 6
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Largentina. (Blue)
    8 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 15
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    7 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    15 - 3
    Mealwall (White)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    9 - 12
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    7 - 7
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 7
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    10 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    9 - 8
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    11 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    2 - 5
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 5
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 9
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    11 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Mealwall (White)
    2 - 4
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    8 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    14 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    4 - 9
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    6 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 14
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 6
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    7 - 9
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)