Colchester Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turkish De Ligt (Black)
4
4
8
2
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
4
2
5
3
Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
4
2
5
4
Largentina. (Blue)
4
2
4
5
Belly Italia (Red)
4
1
2
6
Mealwall (White)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 4 4 0 0 45 19 26 8
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 4 2 1 1 24 25 -1 5
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 4 2 1 1 20 26 -6 5
Largentina. (Blue) 4 2 0 2 38 26 12 4
Belly Italia (Red) 4 1 0 3 23 29 -6 2
Mealwall (White) 4 0 0 4 10 35 -25 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 4 4 0 0 12 1 11 8
Largentina. (Blue) 4 2 1 1 11 6 5 5
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 4 2 1 1 11 8 3 5
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 4 2 0 2 7 6 1 4
Belly Italia (Red) 4 0 2 2 4 8 -4 2
Mealwall (White) 4 0 0 4 0 16 -16 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 4 4 0 0 23 10 13 8
Largentina. (Blue) 4 2 0 2 18 13 5 4
Belly Italia (Red) 4 2 0 2 12 12 0 4
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 4 1 2 1 8 8 0 4
Mealwall (White) 4 1 1 2 3 12 -9 3
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 4 0 1 3 5 14 -9 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Heinrich Güldenpfennig 11.00 0.00%
Belly Italia (Red) Gavin Nayler 9.50 5.17%
Largentina. (Blue) Haydon Brown 6.50 4.06%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Cokill 6.00 3.09%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Darren Frost-Foster 6.00 2.76%
Largentina. (Blue) Michael Salisbury 5.00 0.24%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Kurtis Attridge 3.50 5.15%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Boakes 3.50 1.13%
Belly Italia (Red) Nathan Wood 3.00 2.17%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Ellis 3.00 1.71%
Largentina. (Blue) Ian Cook 3.00 0.60%
Belly Italia (Red) Ashley Julien 3.00 -0.42%
Mealwall (White) Mark North 2.50 2.71%
Largentina. (Blue) Ryan McElligott 2.50 1.43%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Joseph Purdey 2.50 1.09%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Crandon 2.50 0.89%
Largentina. (Blue) sebastian mcafee 2.50 0.32%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Neale Youngman 2.00 0.00%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Dean Chappell 1.50 0.37%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Mander 1.50 0.15%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Matt Hunter 1.00 0.71%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Tom Watson 1.00 0.49%
Mealwall (White) Ian McDermott 1.00 0.34%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Lee Deery 1.00 0.17%
Belly Italia (Red) Stephen Willis 1.00 0.00%
Mealwall (White) Jason Graham 1.00 -0.30%
Belly Italia (Red) Oliver Furness 0.50 0.74%
Mealwall (White) Anthony Alambrides 0.50 0.17%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Attridge 0.50 0.16%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 04 September

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:30
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 07 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    9 - 2
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 8
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 10
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

 

  • Thursday 28 August

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:30
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 21 August

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 9
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    11 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Mealwall (White)
    2 - 4
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    8 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    14 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    4 - 9
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    6 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 14
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 6
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    7 - 9
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)