Colchester Shrub End
Thursday | 20:00-22:00
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End
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Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)
6
5
11
2
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)
6
4
9
3
Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)
6
4
9
4
Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)
6
1
3
5
Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)
6
1
2
6
Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 49 | 20 | 29 | 11 |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 22 | 12 | 9 |
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 20 | 8 | 9 |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 39 | -8 | 3 |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 35 | -18 | 2 |
| Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 40 | -23 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 8 | 7 | 9 |
| Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 7 |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 7 |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 7 |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 4 |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 29 | -2 | 31 | 11 |
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 8 |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 5 | 15 | 7 |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 5 |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 16 | -16 | 3 |
| Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -1 | 25 | -26 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | Gavin Nayler | 12.00 | 0.35% |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | Michael Salisbury | 9.00 | -0.98% |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | Darren Frost-Foster | 7.00 | 0.42% |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | Haydon Brown | 6.50 | 1.20% |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | Ian Cook | 6.50 | 0.74% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | Ryan McElligott | 5.50 | 1.49% |
| Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) | Nathan Wood | 5.00 | 4.01% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | Matt Cheasman | 5.00 | 0.17% |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | Christopher Ellis | 5.00 | 0.00% |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | Adam Dabbs | 3.50 | 3.33% |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | Darren Porter | 3.50 | 0.59% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | Ashley Julien | 3.50 | -2.70% |
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | Oliver Furness | 3.00 | 3.52% |
| Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) | Rob Dack | 3.00 | 2.95% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | Stephen Willis | 3.00 | 0.93% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | Jason Graham | 3.00 | 0.69% |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | Dean Chappell | 3.00 | 0.18% |
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | Jared Birt | 3.00 | -1.31% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | Ben Wills | 2.50 | 3.05% |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | Steven Chapman | 2.50 | -0.58% |
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | George Hewson | 2.50 | -0.68% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | Neale Youngman | 2.00 | 0.11% |
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | Daniel Boakes | 1.50 | -1.37% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) | Joe Shelton-Sayer | 1.50 | -6.30% |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | Rob Turpin | 1.00 | 0.78% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | Dan Brown | 1.00 | -0.38% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | Ben Crandon | 1.00 | -1.11% |
| Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) | Lee Deery | 1.00 | -2.04% |
| Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) | Kurtis Attridge | 1.00 | -5.48% |
| Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) | Ali Ahmed | 1.00 | -6.02% |
| Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) | Brendan Golding | 0.50 | -0.44% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) | Tom Watson | 0.50 | -2.87% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 29 January
Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)VS 20:00Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) -
Thursday 29 January
Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)VS 20:30Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) -
Thursday 29 January
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)VS 21:00Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 18 December
Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)3 - 12Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)8 - 1Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)3 - 3Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) -
Thursday 20 November
Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)0 - 2Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)9 - 5Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)3 - 7Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) -
Thursday 29 January
Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)0 - 0Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)0 - 0Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)
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Thursday 15 January
Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)VS 20:00Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) -
Thursday 15 January
Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)VS 20:30Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) -
Thursday 15 January
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)VS 21:00Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) -
Thursday 22 January
Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)VS 20:00Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) -
Thursday 22 January
Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)VS 20:30Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) -
Thursday 22 January
Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)VS 21:00Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) -
Thursday 05 February
Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)VS 20:00Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) -
Thursday 05 February
Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)VS 20:30Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) -
Thursday 05 February
Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)VS 21:00Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) -
Thursday 12 February
Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)VS 20:00Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) -
Thursday 12 February
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)VS 20:30Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) -
Thursday 12 February
Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)VS 21:00Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 08 January
Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)5 - 2Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)3 - 3Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)5 - 4Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) -
Thursday 11 December
Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)-1 - 2Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)10 - 1Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)0 - 7Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White) -
Thursday 04 December
Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)1 - 11Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)3 - 7Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)9 - 3Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) -
Thursday 27 November
Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)6 - 7Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)2 - 4Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)11 - 2Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange) -
Thursday 13 November
Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)11 - 10Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)3 - 5Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)5 - 1Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow) -
Thursday 06 November
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)12 - 6Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)3 - 3Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)6 - 4Fatburn Rovers (SE Black) -
Thursday 15 January
Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)0 - 0Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)0 - 0Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) -
Thursday 22 January
Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)0 - 0Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)0 - 0Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)0 - 0Bacon JNRS (SE Blue) -
Thursday 05 February
Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)0 - 0Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)0 - 0Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)0 - 0Shaktar Donuts (SE Red) -
Thursday 12 February
Shaktar Donuts (SE Red)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (SE Black)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (SE Yellow)0 - 0Sheffield Wendy’s (SE White)Real (DIA) Betis (SE Orange)0 - 0Bacon JNRS (SE Blue)