Ashton
Friday | 19:00-20:00
Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden Manchester, M43 7LJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Ashton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Join the UK's #1 Male only weightloss programme today. Friday nights are MAN v FAT Football Nights down here at the Ashton Club. Come and join our amazing community of men who together are losing weight, getting fitter and making lifestyle changes as part of our Club. MAN v FAT Football - More Than Football
Martin McLaren, Coach, Ashton
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
5
4
8
2
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
5
3
6
3
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
5
3
6
4
Juventubs (Ashton Green)
5
2
4
5
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
5
2
4
6
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
5
1
2
Great laugh, great bunch of lads and brilliant for weight loss. There is no judgement here and everyone is pulling in the same direction.
Martin Wright - Lost 10%
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 57 | 40 | 17 | 8 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 43 | 19 | 24 | 6 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 39 | 35 | 4 | 6 |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 37 | 48 | -11 | 4 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 44 | -15 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 47 | -19 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 17 | 2 | 8 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 9 | 14 | 7 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 10 | 8 | 7 |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 16 | -6 | 3 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 17 | -11 | 3 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 15 | -7 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 11 | 9 | 8 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 8 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 12 | -3 | 3 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 3 |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 13 | -9 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ryan Marsden | 8.00 | 7.12% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Adam Wilde | 7.00 | 7.22% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Bryan Davies | 6.00 | 6.97% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Dylan Madden | 5.50 | 6.95% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Lee Dennison | 5.50 | 6.32% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Scott Kincaid | 4.00 | -2.90% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Andy Connell | 3.50 | 3.34% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Chris Tierney | 3.50 | 1.27% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Stephen Bradwell | 3.00 | 3.90% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Kieron Dore | 3.00 | 1.26% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Sam Mason | 2.50 | 2.86% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Daniel Hibbert | 2.50 | 2.06% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Calum Fox | 2.50 | 1.66% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Max Kirkman | 2.50 | 1.60% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Liam Anderson | 2.50 | 1.52% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Adam Crowther | 2.50 | 1.39% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Lee Carse | 2.50 | 0.93% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Joe Barlow | 2.00 | 3.08% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ian Roberts | 2.00 | 1.83% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Jay Bowater | 1.50 | 1.47% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Carl Lawton | 1.50 | 0.87% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Craig McGrath | 1.50 | -0.12% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Samuel Bowater | 1.50 | -0.22% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Ben Barnett | 1.00 | 2.48% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Harry Taylor | 1.00 | 2.17% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Daniel Hughes | 1.00 | 1.30% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Mathew Brindle | 1.00 | 0.07% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Conagh Fitzgerald | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Connor Thompson | 0.50 | 0.97% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 21 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 21 November
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:30Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 21 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 20:00Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 24 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)14 - 7Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)3 - 8Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)6 - 12Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 26 September
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)14 - 9Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Juventubs (Ashton Green)7 - 9Man Titty (Ashton Blue)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 17Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 21 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
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Friday 31 October
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 31 October
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 19:30Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 31 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 20:00Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 19:00Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 07 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 19:30Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 07 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 14 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 14 November
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:30Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 14 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 28 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 19:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 28 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:30Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 28 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 05 December
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 05 December
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 19:30Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 05 December
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 17 October
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)8 - 7Juventubs (Ashton Green)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)7 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)10 - 7Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 10 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)11 - 3Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)3 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Juventubs (Ashton Green)8 - 16Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 03 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)9 - 1Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)10 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)4 - 5Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 19 September
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)1 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)11 - 5Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)7 - 10Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 12 September
Juventubs (Ashton Green)11 - 8Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)13 - 10Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 31 October
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 14 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 28 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 05 December
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)