Ashton
Friday | 19:00-20:00
Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden Manchester, M43 7LJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Ashton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Join the UK's #1 Male only weightloss programme today. Friday nights are MAN v FAT Football Nights down here at the Ashton Club. Come and join our amazing community of men who together are losing weight, getting fitter and making lifestyle changes as part of our Club. MAN v FAT Football - More Than Football
Martin McLaren, Coach, Ashton
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
10
7
15
2
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
10
7
14
3
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
10
4
10
4
Juventubs (Ashton Green)
10
5
10
5
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
10
3
7
6
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
10
2
4
Great laugh, great bunch of lads and brilliant for weight loss. There is no judgement here and everyone is pulling in the same direction.
Martin Wright - Lost 10%
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 124 | 79 | 45 | 15 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 80 | 70 | 10 | 14 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 87 | 71 | 16 | 10 |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 83 | 94 | -11 | 10 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 69 | 80 | -11 | 7 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 60 | 109 | -49 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 48 | 30 | 18 | 14 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 35 | 25 | 10 | 14 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 46 | 33 | 13 | 11 |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 9 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 31 | -3 | 7 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 16 | 54 | -38 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 32 | 17 | 15 | 15 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 10 | 7 | 14 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 10 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 10 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 20 | 22 | -2 | 8 |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 26 | -20 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Bryan Davies | 13.50 | 13.77% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Lee Dennison | 10.00 | 11.46% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Scott Kincaid | 10.00 | -1.57% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Adam Wilde | 9.00 | 9.19% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ryan Marsden | 9.00 | 8.22% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Zac Curran | 8.00 | 6.77% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Dylan Madden | 8.00 | 6.64% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ian Roberts | 8.00 | 4.27% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Chris Tierney | 7.50 | 2.36% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Joe Barlow | 7.00 | 6.23% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Andy Connell | 6.00 | 3.53% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Ben Barnett | 5.50 | 5.35% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Daniel Hibbert | 5.50 | 4.20% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Stephen Bradwell | 5.50 | 1.81% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Lee Carse | 5.50 | 1.64% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Adam Crowther | 5.00 | 3.18% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Liam Anderson | 5.00 | 2.33% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Carl Lawton | 4.00 | 2.13% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Harry Taylor | 3.50 | 2.52% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Calum Fox | 3.50 | 1.22% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Brad Jackson | 3.00 | 4.64% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Sam Mason | 3.00 | 1.98% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Kieron Dore | 2.50 | 0.10% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Conagh Fitzgerald | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Craig McGrath | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Connor Thompson | 1.50 | 2.31% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Jay Bowater | 1.50 | 0.23% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Mathew Brindle | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 12 December
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)19 - 10Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)5 - 2KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Juventubs (Ashton Green)11 - 7Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 21 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)14 - 9Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)10 - 12Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)6 - 13Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 24 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)14 - 9Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)3 - 8Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)4 - 15Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 26 September
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)14 - 9Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Juventubs (Ashton Green)7 - 9Man Titty (Ashton Blue)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 17Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 05 December
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)5 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Juventubs (Ashton Green)10 - 6Man Titty (Ashton Blue)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 21Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 28 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)5 - 15KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)10 - 5Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)9 - 3Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 14 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)3 - 13Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 6Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)17 - 8Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 07 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)9 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)9 - 8Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)8 - 10Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 31 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)3 - 16Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)8 - 16Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)11 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 17 October
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)8 - 7Juventubs (Ashton Green)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)7 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)10 - 7Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 10 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)11 - 3Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)3 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Juventubs (Ashton Green)8 - 16Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 03 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)9 - 1Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)10 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)4 - 5Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 19 September
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)1 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)11 - 5Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)7 - 10Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 12 September
Juventubs (Ashton Green)11 - 8Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)13 - 10Lardiff City (Ashton Black)