Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
8
8
16
2
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
8
6
12
3
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
8
4
9
4
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
8
4
8
5
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
8
3
7
6
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
8
2
5
7
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
8
2
5
8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 8 8 0 0 88 47 41 16
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 8 6 0 2 87 79 8 12
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 8 4 1 3 84 60 24 9
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 8 4 0 4 82 74 8 8
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 8 3 1 4 75 83 -8 7
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 8 2 1 5 87 85 2 5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 8 2 1 5 66 107 -41 5
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 8 1 0 7 46 80 -34 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 8 5 3 0 18 7 11 13
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 8 4 2 2 14 10 4 10
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 8 4 2 2 9 6 3 10
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 8 4 1 3 6 8 -2 9
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 8 3 2 3 14 7 7 8
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 8 2 2 4 11 10 1 6
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 8 1 3 4 6 19 -13 5
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 8 1 1 6 5 16 -11 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 8 7 1 0 36 17 19 15
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 8 5 2 1 40 29 11 12
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 8 5 1 2 44 30 14 11
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 8 5 0 3 26 20 6 10
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 8 4 1 3 34 26 8 9
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 8 2 1 5 34 36 -2 5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 8 1 0 7 15 44 -29 2
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 8 0 0 8 3 30 -27 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 12.00 11.84%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 8.50 8.11%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 8.50 7.33%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 8.50 5.84%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 8.00 4.61%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 7.00 0.00%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Reece Cotton 7.00 -1.73%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious STUART MEREDITH 6.50 5.55%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 6.50 5.47%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 6.50 5.46%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 6.50 5.23%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 6.50 2.42%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Kristofer Whittaker 6.50 0.89%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 6.00 11.01%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Jordan Crook 6.00 3.16%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joseph Drury 5.50 5.65%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Robert Covell 5.50 5.31%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Andi Hall 5.50 5.26%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 5.50 1.33%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 5.00 5.66%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Matthew Fortune 5.00 4.35%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 5.00 3.18%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 5.00 1.46%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 4.00 2.15%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 3.50 3.72%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 3.50 3.59%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 3.50 3.40%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 3.50 3.17%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy John Worsley 3.50 2.99%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 3.50 2.49%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 3.50 1.10%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 3.50 0.48%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Brian Birchall 3.00 2.72%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 3.00 2.62%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dominic Walker 3.00 2.21%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 3.00 1.84%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 3.00 1.02%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 3.00 0.89%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Arman Shahry 3.00 0.64%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mark Gibson 3.00 0.44%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Niall Hargreaves 3.00 0.27%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Mark Warner 2.50 1.53%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 2.50 1.09%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Matthew Miller 2.50 0.99%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Aidan Whittaker 2.00 0.95%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 2.00 0.36%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 2.00 -0.50%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Sion Wyn Jones 1.50 0.92%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Jason King 1.50 -2.45%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Tom Marler 1.00 4.89%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Josh O’neill 1.00 1.65%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 1.00 1.21%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 1.00 1.17%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 1.00 0.79%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 1.00 0.68%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Stephen Riley 0.50 1.32%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Heath 0.50 0.51%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 13 May

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 13 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 13 May

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 13 May

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 20 May

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 20 May

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 20 May

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 20 May

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 06 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    9 - 3
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    14 - 14
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    13 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 29 April

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    6 - 11
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    19 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    8 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 22 April

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 4
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    9 - 7
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    9 - 11
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 15 April

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    8 - 4
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    17 - 14
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    5 - 6
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    7 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 08 April

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    21 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 13
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    15 - 14
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    7 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 01 April

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    16 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    4 - 18
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    14 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 25 March

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    4 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    3 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    7 - 10
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 17
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 18 March

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    18 - 3
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 18
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    11 - 7
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    10 - 6
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 13 May

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 20 May

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC