Stoke
Friday | 19:30-21:30
Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD
Welcome to MAN v FAT Stoke. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too
David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
3
2
4
2
Unathletico (Stoke White)
3
2
4
3
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
3
2
4
4
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
3
1
2
5
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
3
1
2
6
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
3
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 26 | 4 | 4 |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 20 | 2 | 4 |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 2 |
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 25 | -3 | 2 |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 2 |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 2 |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 6 |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 3 |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 2 |
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 13 | -6 | 2 |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Ryan Evans | 6.00 | 5.16% |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | Gareth Barnes | 3.50 | 2.39% |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | James Sykes | 3.00 | 3.42% |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | Mark Whitehead | 3.00 | 3.41% |
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | Paul Parsons | 2.50 | 2.29% |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | Stephen Dawson | 2.50 | 1.45% |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | Jordan Wareham | 1.50 | 6.51% |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | Lee Brain | 1.50 | 4.55% |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | Jake Murphy | 1.50 | 4.40% |
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | Joel Rawlin | 1.50 | 3.55% |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | Jamie Johnson | 1.50 | 3.00% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Liam Smith | 1.50 | 2.56% |
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | Adam Rushton | 1.50 | 2.35% |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | Junior Mayer | 1.50 | 2.14% |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | Jamie Perry | 1.50 | 2.00% |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | Toby Wild | 1.50 | 1.05% |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | Phil Oakes | 1.50 | 1.02% |
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | Richard hewitt | 1.50 | 0.88% |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | Jack Bould | 1.50 | -1.82% |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | Charlie Babington | 1.00 | 2.21% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Liam Thompsett | 1.00 | 1.64% |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | Yusaf Shah | 1.00 | 1.39% |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | matt allen | 1.00 | 1.05% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Kyle Brett | 1.00 | 0.85% |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | Will Lewis | 1.00 | -0.09% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Mark Dunn | 1.00 | -0.21% |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | Ross Gray | 1.00 | -0.28% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Carl Beaman | 1.00 | -0.54% |
| Real Madras (Stoke Purple) | Dean Smith | 1.00 | -0.95% |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | Steven Galbraith | 1.00 | -4.62% |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | Alex Thorley | 0.50 | 4.29% |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | Adam Meakin | 0.50 | 3.98% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Davide Infantino | 0.50 | 2.80% |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | Ashley Sutton | 0.50 | 2.29% |
| Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) | Darren Smith | 0.50 | 2.09% |
| Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) | Jordan Shufflebotham | 0.50 | 1.85% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | Jake Savage | 0.50 | 1.80% |
| Unathletico (Stoke White) | joselyn burt | 0.50 | 1.20% |
| All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) | Craig Robinson | 0.50 | 1.01% |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | James Conlon | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) | Chris Pearce | 0.50 | 0.83% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 03 May
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)VS 19:30Unathletico (Stoke White) -
Friday 03 May
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)VS 20:00All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) -
Friday 03 May
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)VS 20:30Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) -
Friday 31 May
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)VS 19:30All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) -
Friday 31 May
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)VS 20:00Unathletico (Stoke White) -
Friday 31 May
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)VS 20:30Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 05 April
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)6 - 9Unathletico (Stoke White)FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)6 - 13Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)8 - 12All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) -
Friday 03 May
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)0 - 0Unathletico (Stoke White)Real Madras (Stoke Purple)0 - 0All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)0 - 0Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) -
Friday 31 May
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)0 - 0All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)0 - 0Unathletico (Stoke White)FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)0 - 0Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
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Friday 19 April
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)VS 19:30All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) -
Friday 19 April
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)VS 20:00Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) -
Friday 19 April
Unathletico (Stoke White)VS 20:30Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) -
Friday 26 April
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)VS 19:30Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) -
Friday 26 April
Unathletico (Stoke White)VS 20:00Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) -
Friday 26 April
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)VS 20:30FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) -
Friday 10 May
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)VS 19:30Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) -
Friday 10 May
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)VS 20:00FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) -
Friday 10 May
Unathletico (Stoke White)VS 20:30Real Madras (Stoke Purple) -
Friday 17 May
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)VS 19:30Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) -
Friday 17 May
Unathletico (Stoke White)VS 20:00All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) -
Friday 17 May
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)VS 20:30Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) -
Friday 24 May
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)VS 19:30FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) -
Friday 24 May
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)VS 20:00Real Madras (Stoke Purple) -
Friday 24 May
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)VS 20:30Unathletico (Stoke White) -
Friday 07 June
Unathletico (Stoke White)VS 19:30FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) -
Friday 07 June
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)VS 20:00Real Madras (Stoke Purple) -
Friday 07 June
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)VS 20:30Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) -
Friday 14 June
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)VS 19:30All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) -
Friday 14 June
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)VS 20:00Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) -
Friday 14 June
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)VS 20:30Unathletico (Stoke White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 12 April
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)4 - 3FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)10 - 9Unathletico (Stoke White)Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)5 - 8Real Madras (Stoke Purple) -
Friday 22 March
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)6 - 9Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)10 - 6Real Madras (Stoke Purple)Unathletico (Stoke White)6 - 3FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) -
Friday 15 March
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)10 - 8Real Madras (Stoke Purple)Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)9 - 11Unathletico (Stoke White)Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)11 - 10All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) -
Friday 19 April
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)0 - 0All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)Real Madras (Stoke Purple)0 - 0Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)Unathletico (Stoke White)0 - 0Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) -
Friday 26 April
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)0 - 0Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)Unathletico (Stoke White)0 - 0Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)Real Madras (Stoke Purple)0 - 0FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) -
Friday 10 May
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)0 - 0Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)0 - 0FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)Unathletico (Stoke White)0 - 0Real Madras (Stoke Purple) -
Friday 17 May
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)0 - 0Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)Unathletico (Stoke White)0 - 0All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)0 - 0Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) -
Friday 24 May
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)0 - 0FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)0 - 0Real Madras (Stoke Purple)Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)0 - 0Unathletico (Stoke White) -
Friday 07 June
Unathletico (Stoke White)0 - 0FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)0 - 0Real Madras (Stoke Purple)Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)0 - 0Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) -
Friday 14 June
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)0 - 0All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)0 - 0Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)Real Madras (Stoke Purple)0 - 0Unathletico (Stoke White)