Swansea (Abertawe) GWYR
Tuesday | 19:30-21:00
Pure Football, 926 Llayngefelach Road, , Tirdeunaw Swansea, SA5 7HR
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Swansea. Feel free to register and your MAN v FAT coach will contact you to add you to a team (You will not be charged a monthly subscription fee of £35 until your place in the league is confirmed). Croeso i Bêl-Droed MAN v FAT Abertawe. Mae croeso i chi gofrestru a bydd eich hyfforddwr MAN v FAT yn cysylltu â chi i'ch ychwanegu i dîm (Ni chodir tâl tanysgrifiad misol o £35 arnoch nes bod eich lle yn y gynghrair wedi'i gadarnhau).
I am delighted to share the remarkable progress our weight loss league has made in cultivating a supportive community and achieving exceptional weight loss results. With over 1,900 kg lost in just six seasons, our league's effectiveness and the dedication of our members are evident. We are also proud to announce that Swansea emerged as the national champions, solidifying our league as the largest Man V Fat club ever recorded. Join our league today to experience our proven approach, unwavering support, and a chance to achieve your weight loss goals while fostering camaraderie and celebrating personal accomplishments. Together, we can pave the way for a healthier and happier future.
Alex Lewis, Coach, Swansea (Abertawe) GWYR
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
10
9
18
2
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
10
8
16
3
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
10
7
14
4
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
10
6
12
5
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
10
4
8
6
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
10
3
6
7
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
10
3
6
8
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
10
0
0
Man v Fat Football has been a fantastic opportunity to reconnect with a sport I have not played in 14 years. The games are played in the right competitive spirit with the standard and confidence of each team improving week to week, even at an early stage in the first season, a real sense of camaraderie has grown within the group and it has a real feel of a support network being fostered, with each goal scored on and off the pitch being celebrated, the ongoing support and advice provided by the Coach is vital in enabling me to make small dietary and lifestyle changes which will enable me to achieve a healthy and sustainable weight loss.
Sean Birt - MAN v FAT Football Swansea
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 245 | 156 | 89 | 18 |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 229 | 145 | 84 | 16 |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 221 | 198 | 23 | 14 |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 160 | 185 | -25 | 12 |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 183 | 200 | -17 | 8 |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 164 | 188 | -24 | 6 |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 151 | 184 | -33 | 6 |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 122 | 219 | -97 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 84 | 32 | 52 | 17 |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 81 | 26 | 55 | 16 |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 10 |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 40 | 48 | -8 | 10 |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 43 | 52 | -9 | 10 |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 47 | 58 | -11 | 8 |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 30 | 72 | -42 | 7 |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 33 | 76 | -43 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 50 | 30 | 20 | 15 |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 41 | 29 | 12 | 14 |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 32 | 25 | 7 | 12 |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 47 | 35 | 12 | 10 |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 29 | 38 | -9 | 10 |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 43 | 48 | -5 | 8 |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 19 | 42 | -23 | 6 |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 23 | 37 | -14 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | Liam Todd | 9.00 | 6.34% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Phillip Finselbach | 9.00 | -0.24% |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | Craig Bowles | 8.50 | 12.61% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Luke Massingham | 8.50 | 8.55% |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | David Jones | 8.50 | 6.13% |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | Dan Smith | 8.00 | 5.66% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Adam Rayson | 8.00 | 3.79% |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | Craig Chislett | 8.00 | 1.98% |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | Aaron Harris | 8.00 | 1.71% |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | Ricky Beynon | 8.00 | 1.56% |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | Chris Gay | 8.00 | 1.53% |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | Joseph Chard | 7.50 | 7.50% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Joe Spiteri | 7.50 | 6.94% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Scott Davies | 7.50 | 3.66% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Cai Owens | 7.00 | 8.47% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Ross Darlington | 7.00 | 4.85% |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | Jamie Jones | 6.50 | 9.31% |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | Phillip Walker | 6.50 | 5.87% |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | Matthew Miles | 6.50 | 5.45% |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | Nathan Hicks | 6.00 | 2.31% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Ashley Fenton | 6.00 | 2.23% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | Reagan Perdue | 5.50 | 2.62% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | Brian Hyett | 5.50 | 2.40% |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | David Colwill | 5.50 | 1.87% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Karl Williams | 5.50 | -0.97% |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | Kieran Driscoll | 5.00 | 3.87% |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | Rhys Gedrych | 5.00 | 2.70% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Adam Price | 5.00 | 1.86% |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | Jacob Laidlaw-Hamilton | 5.00 | 1.74% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | Callum Jones | 5.00 | 0.61% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | Darrell Cox | 4.00 | 0.64% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Timothy Harris | 4.00 | 0.10% |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | Craig Hudson | 3.50 | 1.76% |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | Matthew Hope | 3.00 | 6.47% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | David Skone | 3.00 | 3.40% |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | Callum Ellis | 3.00 | 0.99% |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | Mike George | 3.00 | 0.48% |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | Corey Davies | 3.00 | 0.26% |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | Ben Neale | 2.50 | 2.71% |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | Rhidian Evans | 2.50 | 2.20% |
| Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) | Car Wai Lau | 2.50 | 0.10% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | Ryan Morris | 2.50 | -0.66% |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | Morgan Lambert | 2.50 | -0.99% |
| Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) | Andrew Hynes | 2.00 | 3.18% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Callum Mathias | 2.00 | 1.91% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Andrew Cook | 2.00 | -1.29% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | David Evans | 1.50 | -0.28% |
| Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) | Joe Noone | 1.00 | 0.67% |
| Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) | Christian Griffiths | 1.00 | 0.31% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Craig Evans | 1.00 | -0.31% |
| Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) | Joel Dicataldo | 1.00 | -1.01% |
| Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) | Andrew Thomas | 1.00 | -2.39% |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | Steven Williams | 0.50 | 1.23% |
| Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) | Jack Doyle | 0.50 | 1.07% |
| Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) | Ross Thomas | 0.50 | 0.45% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 05 August
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)VS 19:30Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) -
Tuesday 05 August
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)VS 20:00Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) -
Tuesday 05 August
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)VS 20:30Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) -
Tuesday 05 August
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)VS 21:00Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) -
Tuesday 12 August
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)VS 19:30Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) -
Tuesday 12 August
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)VS 20:00Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) -
Tuesday 12 August
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)VS 20:30Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) -
Tuesday 12 August
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)VS 21:00Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) -
Tuesday 19 August
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)VS 19:30Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) -
Tuesday 19 August
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)VS 20:00Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) -
Tuesday 19 August
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)VS 20:30Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) -
Tuesday 19 August
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)VS 21:00Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) -
Tuesday 26 August
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)VS 19:30Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) -
Tuesday 26 August
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)VS 20:00Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) -
Tuesday 26 August
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) -
Tuesday 26 August
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)VS 21:00Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 29 July
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)18 - 9Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)14 - 21Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)14 - 2Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)12 - 4Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) -
Tuesday 22 July
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)11 - 24Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)13 - 11Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)14 - 26Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)26 - 16Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) -
Tuesday 15 July
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)8 - 15Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)14 - 12Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)18 - 5Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)22 - 15Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) -
Tuesday 08 July
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)15 - 31Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)14 - 9Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)15 - 8Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)19 - 29Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) -
Tuesday 01 July
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)15 - 29Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)7 - 24Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)28 - 13Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)23 - 6Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) -
Tuesday 24 June
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)15 - 14Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)14 - 23Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)24 - 22Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)29 - 20Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) -
Tuesday 17 June
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)10 - 21Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)31 - 18Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)28 - 15Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)22 - 18Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) -
Tuesday 10 June
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)27 - 19Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)27 - 23Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)17 - 24Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)15 - 26Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) -
Tuesday 03 June
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)29 - 15Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)26 - 18Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)29 - 17Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)22 - 21Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) -
Tuesday 27 May
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)21 - 18Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)16 - 21Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)24 - 27Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)15 - 25Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) -
Tuesday 05 August
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)0 - 0Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)0 - 0Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)0 - 0Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)0 - 0Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) -
Tuesday 12 August
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)0 - 0Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)0 - 0Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)0 - 0Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) -
Tuesday 19 August
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)0 - 0Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)0 - 0Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)0 - 0Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)0 - 0Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) -
Tuesday 26 August
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)0 - 0Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)0 - 0Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)0 - 0Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)