Swindon
Friday | 19:00-21:00
I love being able to bring my skills as a coach and nutritionist to Man V Fat as it gives me the opportunity to support everyone in a way that works for them. The club is full of really supportive members who will encourage you all the way to achieve your goals.
Bonny Prim, Coach, Swindon
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
14
13
26
2
Real Madras .(White)
14
11
24
3
OB City .(Red)
14
7
16
4
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
14
7
15
5
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
14
4
11
6
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
14
5
10
7
Fat sabbath (Black)
14
2
5
8
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
14
2
5
Attending the MAN V FAT sessions has been an incredibly positive experience for me. From the moment I joined my first session in May 2024, I felt welcomed and understood by others who were on a similar journey. The camaraderie among the other guys, particularly the members of my team, has been one of the most significant aspects of the program for me. We all share the same goals and challenges, and this shared experience creates a strong bond that motivates me to keep going. The structure of the sessions, combining football with weight loss goals and weekly weigh-ins has provided me with both the physical activity I need and the support to keep me accountable. The coaches and fellow players are always there to offer advice, and the competitive element of the games/league adds an extra layer of motivation, pushing me to improve not just for myself, but for my team as well. Beyond the physical benefits, the support I've found at MAN V FAT has been invaluable towards helping me lose 20kg since joining. It's not just simply about losing weight or having a kick about; it's about building confidence, learning to enjoy exercise, and developing healthier habits that will last a lifetime.
Michael Goodfield - The Olympic Mayonnaise
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 110 | 65 | 45 | 26 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 119 | 68 | 51 | 24 |
| OB City .(Red) | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 94 | 86 | 8 | 16 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 84 | 81 | 3 | 15 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 14 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 81 | 93 | -12 | 11 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 77 | 93 | -16 | 10 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 14 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 67 | 101 | -34 | 5 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 14 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 47 | 92 | -45 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OB City .(Red) | 14 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 24 | 12 | 12 | 19 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 23 | 14 | 9 | 16 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 14 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 17 | 9 | 8 | 16 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 14 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 14 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 14 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 14 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 19 | 29 | -10 | 12 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 19 | 28 | -9 | 11 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 14 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 12 | 21 | -9 | 10 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 55 | 23 | 32 | 23 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 51 | 20 | 31 | 23 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 14 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 35 | 32 | 3 | 15 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 31 | 28 | 3 | 14 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 25 | 35 | -10 | 14 |
| OB City .(Red) | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 31 | 40 | -9 | 12 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 17 | 37 | -20 | 7 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 14 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 6 | 36 | -30 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| OB City .(Red) | Lee Gosling | 14.50 | 9.74% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Simon Holmes | 11.50 | 7.53% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Jamie Wakefield | 11.00 | 8.90% |
| OB City .(Red) | Luke Willson | 11.00 | 3.33% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Ben Keatley | 10.50 | 10.20% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Andy Bint | 10.50 | 5.20% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David Owen | 9.50 | 6.37% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Douglas Parker | 9.50 | 5.89% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | John Saunders | 9.00 | 8.25% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Peter Tutty | 9.00 | 5.04% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Matthew Goulding | 8.50 | 9.60% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Alex Timms | 8.50 | 2.08% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Mitchell Huxtable | 8.50 | 0.94% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Michael Goodfield | 6.50 | 7.39% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Terence Richard-chalker | 6.50 | 4.86% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Kieran Marvell-Fox | 6.00 | 4.77% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Leo Pickersgill | 6.00 | 2.45% |
| Real Madras .(White) | James Audley | 6.00 | 2.30% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Jason Parker | 5.50 | 1.51% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | chris packard | 5.00 | 1.44% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Mark Gray | 5.00 | 1.42% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Marcus Timlin | 5.00 | 0.90% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Michael Eve | 5.00 | 0.35% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | James Wright | 4.50 | 1.12% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Stephen Musty-Jackson | 4.50 | 0.36% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Shane Church | 4.00 | 1.32% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Callum Mundy | 4.00 | 0.64% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Michael Boothroyd | 4.00 | -0.87% |
| OB City .(Red) | John Jackson | 3.50 | 2.74% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Paul Houndegla | 3.50 | 1.15% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Chris Siddle | 3.50 | 0.77% |
| OB City .(Red) | James Barrett | 3.50 | 0.34% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Dom Brown | 3.50 | 0.00% |
| OB City .(Red) | Rich Steward | 3.00 | 2.68% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Mark Ohagan | 3.00 | 2.43% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Ryan Ford | 3.00 | 1.02% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Paul Felix | 3.00 | 0.71% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Lee Elder | 2.50 | 0.85% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Stuart Huxtable | 2.50 | 0.60% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Alan Clarke | 2.50 | -2.54% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Jack Duncan | 2.00 | 1.13% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Jim Ody | 1.50 | 1.36% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Carl Golding | 1.50 | 0.31% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | David Collins | 1.50 | 0.00% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Graham Clarke | 1.50 | -0.46% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | James Webb-Bowen | 1.00 | 3.21% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Danny Good | 1.00 | 3.14% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Keegan Carvalho | 1.00 | 2.38% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Daniel Haynes | 1.00 | 0.64% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Kevin Shammas | 1.00 | -2.28% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Craig Leeder | 0.50 | 0.73% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Jack Webb | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Ian Forrester | 0.50 | 0.13% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
No latest results Check back soon for more information.
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
-
Friday 29 August
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)2 - 4The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Fat sabbath (Black)3 - 9The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Real Madras .(White)7 - 0OB City .(Red)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)6 - 1Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 22 August
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)4 - 10Real Madras .(White)OB City .(Red)8 - 3Fat sabbath (Black)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)3 - 12Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)13 - 4Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 15 August
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)5 - 8The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)9 - 9OB City .(Red)Fat sabbath (Black)6 - 7Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)4 - 12Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 08 August
Real Madras .(White)11 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)4 - 10Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)5 - 12Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)OB City .(Red)9 - 7The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 01 August
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)6 - 9OB City .(Red)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)2 - 3Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)2 - 7Real Madras .(White)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)9 - 5Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 25 July
Fat sabbath (Black)5 - 5Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Real Madras .(White)5 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)OB City .(Red)7 - 8Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)2 - 3The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 18 July
OB City .(Red)7 - 6Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)5 - 10Real Madras .(White)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)12 - 6Fat sabbath (Black)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)8 - 5Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 11 July
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)3 - 11Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 10Fat sabbath (Black)OB City .(Red)7 - 7Real Madras .(White)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)9 - 4Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 04 July
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)6 - 4The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Fat sabbath (Black)5 - 10OB City .(Red)Real Madras .(White)12 - 6Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)8 - 3The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 27 June
Real Madras .(White)6 - 13Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)OB City .(Red)8 - 10Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)1 - 6Fat sabbath (Black)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)6 - 11The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 20 June
Fat sabbath (Black)4 - 6Real Madras .(White)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)6 - 6Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)4 - 3The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)5 - 2OB City .(Red) -
Friday 13 June
OB City .(Red)9 - 5The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)2 - 4The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Real Madras .(White)7 - 6Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Fat sabbath (Black)3 - 4Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 06 June
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)6 - 2Fat sabbath (Black)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)3 - 12Real Madras .(White)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)5 - 4OB City .(Red)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)4 - -1Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 30 May
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)3 - 5OB City .(Red)Real Madras .(White)7 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Fat sabbath (Black)4 - 10The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)4 - 8Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)