Telford

Thursday | 20:00-21:30

Hadley Learning Community, Waterloo Road, Hadley, Telford, TF1 5NU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Telford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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I’m very proud to be part of this amazing program. I have seen the benefits of MAN v FAT with many people losing weight but also many players making friends along the way. MAN v FAT is growing everyday and it’s amazing to see the results of the players and the pride it brings to the staff. I would love to see more player Join us at the Telford league, what could be better than losing weight while making friends and playing football?

Lee Firmstone, Coach, Telford

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Five | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
9
6
12
2
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
9
5
10
3
El Fatticos (Telford White)
9
4
9
4
Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
9
2
5

MANvFAT has been very helpful to me and my teammates with success in weight loss, making new friends and keeping active. MANvFAT staff are always very responsive and I recommend this wonderful club to anyone.

Barry Roberts

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black) 9 6 0 3 64 43 21 12
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red) 9 5 0 4 65 44 21 10
El Fatticos (Telford White) 9 4 1 4 33 63 -30 9
Man Titty FC (Telford Blue) 9 2 1 6 27 39 -12 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red) 9 5 2 2 34 19 15 12
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black) 9 4 1 4 20 28 -8 9
El Fatticos (Telford White) 9 4 0 5 17 25 -8 8
Man Titty FC (Telford Blue) 9 3 1 5 14 13 1 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black) 9 6 2 1 31 4 27 14
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red) 9 5 0 4 18 16 2 10
El Fatticos (Telford White) 9 3 2 4 8 25 -17 8
Man Titty FC (Telford Blue) 9 1 2 6 4 16 -12 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black) Jordan Saxon 16.00 18.63%
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red) Thomas Griffiths 13.50 8.27%
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black) Dan Kirkman 11.50 11.94%
El Fatticos (Telford White) Adam Tott 8.50 4.51%
El Fatticos (Telford White) Jacob Ward 8.00 2.53%
Man Titty FC (Telford Blue) Alex Jones 8.00 0.44%
El Fatticos (Telford White) Brad Edwards 7.50 6.59%
Man Titty FC (Telford Blue) Max Wharton-Jenkins 3.50 -0.45%
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black) Joe Ward 3.00 4.48%
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red) John Phillips 3.00 0.00%
Black & Double Decker (Telford Black) Andrew Morris 2.00 0.34%
Man Titty FC (Telford Blue) Ryan Bickham 1.50 0.29%
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red) Kris Holland 0.50 1.61%
KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red) Benjamin Meredith 0.50 -0.21%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 28 August

    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
    2 - 4
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    4 - 8
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
    1 - 0
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    2 - 5
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)

  • Thursday 24 July

    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    1 - 9
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    0 - 6
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
    7 - 6
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    10 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)

  • Thursday 29 May

    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    7 - 8
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
    4 - 8
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)

 

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  • Thursday 14 August

    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    13 - 6
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    2 - -1
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)

  • Thursday 17 July

    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    8 - 9
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
    2 - 8
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)

  • Thursday 10 July

    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    5 - 4
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    6 - 3
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)

  • Thursday 03 July

    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    7 - 11
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    3 - 2
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)

  • Thursday 19 June

    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    1 - 12
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
    4 - 13
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)

  • Thursday 12 June

    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    12 - 3
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    2 - 2
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)

  • Thursday 05 June

    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    2 - 9
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    5 - 2
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)

  • Thursday 22 May

    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    5 - 7
    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    El Fatticos (Telford White)
    -1 - 10
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Black & Double Decker (Telford Black)
    1 - 3
    Man Titty FC (Telford Blue)
    KFC Wimbledon (Telford Red)
    3 - 6
    El Fatticos (Telford White)