Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
13
12
24
2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
13
10
21
3
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
13
8
16
4
Fatalanta (Yellow)
13
7
15
5
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
13
5
10
6
Real Madras (White.)
13
4
8
7
Fattynoord (Orange)
13
3
7
8
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
13
1
3

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 13 12 0 1 146 69 77 24
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 13 10 1 2 164 77 87 21
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 13 8 0 5 105 88 17 16
Fatalanta (Yellow) 13 7 1 5 105 85 20 15
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 13 5 0 8 112 130 -18 10
Real Madras (White.) 13 4 0 9 87 145 -58 8
Fattynoord (Orange) 13 3 1 9 86 133 -47 7
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 13 1 1 11 64 142 -78 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 13 11 2 0 104 26 78 24
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 13 8 4 1 54 20 34 20
Fatalanta (Yellow) 13 7 3 3 51 34 17 17
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 13 6 1 6 53 56 -3 13
Fattynoord (Orange) 13 4 4 5 45 55 -10 12
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 13 4 0 9 45 66 -21 8
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 13 3 0 10 33 78 -45 6
Real Madras (White.) 13 2 0 11 35 85 -50 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 13 11 1 1 58 20 38 23
Fatalanta (Yellow) 13 6 3 4 22 22 0 15
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 13 7 0 6 20 6 14 14
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 13 6 2 5 32 22 10 14
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 13 5 3 5 36 34 2 13
Real Madras (White.) 13 4 3 6 25 30 -5 11
Fattynoord (Orange) 13 3 2 8 18 45 -27 8
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 13 3 0 10 4 36 -32 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Nicholas Pickering 16.00 -2.23%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Chris Gladwin 14.00 10.46%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Chris Blythyn 14.00 -0.83%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ross Taylor 13.00 8.31%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Mark Taylor 10.00 5.93%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Chris Jarvis 8.50 7.32%
Fattynoord (Orange) James Maughan 8.50 3.36%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Will Broadbent 8.00 5.14%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Chris Rutter 8.00 4.79%
Real Madras (White.) Tom Bergin 8.00 3.55%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Mark Arrowsmith 8.00 2.62%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) John Mearns 8.00 0.00%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Nathan Sears 7.50 6.74%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Chris Amos 7.50 2.31%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Lewis Jones 7.00 3.68%
Fattynoord (Orange) Joe Parker 6.50 8.01%
Real Madras (White.) Paul Davies 6.50 1.46%
Fatalanta (Yellow) James Cavanagh 6.00 0.85%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) James Brooksbank 5.50 3.54%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Mark Harborne 5.50 1.75%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Alex Peach 5.50 1.09%
Real Madras (White.) Phil Mount 5.00 3.86%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Michael Hendren 5.00 3.44%
Real Madras (White.) Scott Jones 4.50 3.61%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Graham Langford 4.50 2.71%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Richard Longhurst 4.50 1.86%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Jon Shaw 4.00 1.43%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Sam Vaughan 4.00 1.10%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Stuart Linton 3.50 3.09%
Real Madras (White.) Tom Pollard 3.00 7.55%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) karl gadsby 3.00 4.57%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Liam Bailey 3.00 2.48%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) George Galanopoulos 3.00 1.41%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Thomas Hall 3.00 1.25%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Mark Weston 2.50 5.77%
Fattynoord (Orange) Omar Alwindi 2.50 4.74%
Fattynoord (Orange) Rob Jones 2.50 4.50%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ben Gibson 2.50 2.49%
Fattynoord (Orange) Naoise O Gallachoir 1.00 2.19%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Robert Reid 1.00 -0.92%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Christopher Pickering 0.50 2.03%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Mark Barnes 0.50 0.95%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Guy Pickstock 0.50 0.15%
Fattynoord (Orange) Sam Turner 0.50 0.00%
Fattynoord (Orange) Dean Thomas 0.50 -0.72%
Real Madras (White.) Stephen Francis 0.50 -2.38%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 02 May

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)

  • Friday 02 May

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:30
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)

  • Friday 02 May

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (White.)

  • Friday 02 May

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 25 April

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    18 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    10 - 1
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Real Madras (White.)
    8 - 16
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    6 - 2
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)

  • Friday 11 April

    Real Madras (White.)
    14 - 9
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    6 - 11
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    12 - 19
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    4 - 15
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)

  • Friday 04 April

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    14 - 9
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    11 - 4
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    17 - 6
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    8 - 6
    Real Madras (White.)

  • Friday 28 March

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    3 - 8
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Real Madras (White.)
    2 - 9
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    6 - 18
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 8
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)

  • Friday 14 March

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    12 - 8
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    16 - 9
    Real Madras (White.)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    7 - 10
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    19 - 7
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)

  • Friday 07 March

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    5 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    6 - 15
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Real Madras (White.)
    9 - 8
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    6 - 9
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)

  • Friday 28 February

    Real Madras (White.)
    10 - 8
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    13 - 6
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    6 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    11 - 8
    Fattynoord (Orange)

  • Friday 21 February

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    4 - 5
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    6 - 9
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    5 - 11
    Real Madras (White.)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    5 - 9
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)

  • Friday 14 February

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    13 - 5
    Real Madras (White.)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    12 - 5
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    12 - 3
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    22 - 1
    Fattynoord (Orange)

  • Friday 07 February

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    7 - 17
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 14
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    5 - 8
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Real Madras (White.)
    4 - 13
    Fatalanta (Yellow)

  • Friday 31 January

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    5 - 7
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    10 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    3 - 3
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    9 - 8
    Fattynoord (Orange)

  • Friday 24 January

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    2 - 13
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Real Madras (White.)
    2 - 16
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    4 - 4
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    5 - 1
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)

  • Friday 17 January

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    9 - 6
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    8 - 5
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    14 - 7
    Real Madras (White.)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    7 - 10
    Fattynoord (Orange)

  • Friday 02 May

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)