Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Saturday | 10:00-11:00
Westway Sports and Fitness Centre , 1 Crowthorne Road Central London, W10 6RP
Welcome to MAN v FAT Kensington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £33.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You Kensington if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Hello and welcome to Man v Fat Football Kensington. Not everything is worth the weight but Man v Fat Football sure is. Join my league and start playing now with goals to be scored both on and off the pitch.
Rashi Thole, Coach, Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2023
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
8ton Orient (Red Team)
9
6
12
2
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
9
6
12
3
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
9
4
8
4
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
9
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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8ton Orient (Red Team) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 94 | 66 | 28 | 12 |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 96 | 69 | 27 | 12 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 55 | 68 | -13 | 8 |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 47 | 89 | -42 | 4 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 50 | 24 | 26 | 14 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 10 |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | 9 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 30 | 34 | -4 | 7 |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 50 | -22 | 5 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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8ton Orient (Red Team) | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 40 | 11 | 29 | 15 |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 10 | -7 | 8 |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | 9 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 16 | 25 | -9 | 7 |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 14 | -13 | 6 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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8ton Orient (Red Team) | Billy Manners | 8.50 | 7.65% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Don OBZ | 8.50 | 7.65% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Asim Khan | 8.50 | 2.14% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Jordan Alexander | 8.00 | 6.12% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Alex Nairn | 8.00 | 5.00% |
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) | Adam Pepper | 6.00 | 9.53% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Chris Bell | 6.00 | 7.87% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Rody Merheb | 6.00 | 1.92% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Derek Charles | 5.50 | 2.90% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Paul Brown | 4.50 | 0.53% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | David May | 3.50 | 1.48% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Ali Hunter | 3.00 | 3.08% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Joe Burns | 3.00 | 2.50% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Sam King | 3.00 | 2.27% |
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) | Ily Maisanda | 1.50 | 0.84% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Chris Poxamatis | 1.00 | 2.20% |
8ton Orient (Red Team) | Timothy Hayden-Clark | 1.00 | 2.01% |
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) | Ben Smithers | 0.50 | 0.93% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Saturday 30 March
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)VS 10:15Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 30 March
8ton Orient (Red Team)VS 10:45Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Saturday 16 March
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)6 - 14Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)14 - 3Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 17 February
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)10 - 8Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)9 - 4Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 20 January
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)10 - 68ton Orient (Red Team)Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)10 - 2Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 30 March
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)0 - 0Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Saturday 23 March
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)14 - 128ton Orient (Red Team)Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)7 - 9Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 09 March
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)7 - 138ton Orient (Red Team)Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)6 - 14Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) -
Saturday 02 March
8ton Orient (Red Team)16 - 10Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)10 - 6Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 24 February
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)2 - 11Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)10 - 3Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 10 February
8ton Orient (Red Team)13 - 8Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)6 - 2Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) -
Saturday 03 February
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)4 - 17Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)8 - 6Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 27 January
8ton Orient (Red Team)12 - 2Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)3 - 4Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 13 January
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)5 - 11Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)8ton Orient (Red Team)6 - 8Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) -
Saturday 06 January
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)8 - 7Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)8 - 48ton Orient (Red Team)