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Westway Sports and Fitness Centre , 1 Crowthorne Road Central London, W10 6RP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Kensington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £33.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You Kensington if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Hello and welcome to Man v Fat Football Kensington. Not everything is worth the weight but Man v Fat Football sure is. Join my league and start playing now with goals to be scored both on and off the pitch.

Rashi Thole, Coach, Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
8ton Orient (Red Team)
9
6
12
2
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
9
6
12
3
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
9
4
8
4
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
8ton Orient (Red Team) 9 6 0 3 94 66 28 12
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 9 6 0 3 96 69 27 12
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 9 4 0 5 55 68 -13 8
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 9 2 0 7 47 89 -42 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 9 6 2 1 50 24 26 14
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 9 4 2 3 33 33 0 10
8ton Orient (Red Team) 9 2 3 4 30 34 -4 7
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 9 2 1 6 28 50 -22 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
8ton Orient (Red Team) 9 6 3 0 40 11 29 15
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 9 3 2 4 3 10 -7 8
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 9 2 3 4 16 25 -9 7
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 9 2 2 5 1 14 -13 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
8ton Orient (Red Team) Billy Manners 8.50 7.65%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Don OBZ 8.50 7.65%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Asim Khan 8.50 2.14%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Jordan Alexander 8.00 6.12%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Alex Nairn 8.00 5.00%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Adam Pepper 6.00 9.53%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Chris Bell 6.00 7.87%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Rody Merheb 6.00 1.92%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Derek Charles 5.50 2.90%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Paul Brown 4.50 0.53%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) David May 3.50 1.48%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Ali Hunter 3.00 3.08%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Joe Burns 3.00 2.50%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Sam King 3.00 2.27%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Ily Maisanda 1.50 0.84%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Chris Poxamatis 1.00 2.20%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Timothy Hayden-Clark 1.00 2.01%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Ben Smithers 0.50 0.93%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Saturday 30 March

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 30 March

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Saturday 16 March

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    6 - 14
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    14 - 3
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 17 February

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    10 - 8
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    9 - 4
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
  • Saturday 20 January

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    10 - 6
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    10 - 2
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
  • Saturday 30 March

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Saturday 23 March

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    14 - 12
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    7 - 9
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 09 March

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    7 - 13
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    6 - 14
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
  • Saturday 02 March

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    16 - 10
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    10 - 6
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 24 February

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    2 - 11
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    10 - 3
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 10 February

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    13 - 8
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    6 - 2
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
  • Saturday 03 February

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    4 - 17
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    8 - 6
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 27 January

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    12 - 2
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    3 - 4
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 13 January

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    5 - 11
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    6 - 8
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
  • Saturday 06 January

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8 - 7
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    8 - 4
    8ton Orient (Red Team)