Basildon

Monday | 20:00-22:00

Basildon Sports Village, Cranes Farm Rd, Basildon, Essex, SS14 3GR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Basildon. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Basildon rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Sophie Hewitt, Coach, Basildon

Leaderboard

Season Eight | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Vasco de Gammon (white)
3
3
6
2
Muchester United (red)
3
2
5
3
Inter BMIami CF (blue)
3
1
3
4
Chunky Monkey FC (green)
3
1
2
5
Fatletico (yellow)
3
1
2
6
The All Fats (black)
3
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Vasco de Gammon (white) 3 3 0 0 33 13 20 6
Muchester United (red) 3 2 1 0 24 17 7 5
Inter BMIami CF (blue) 3 1 1 1 19 20 -1 3
Chunky Monkey FC (green) 3 1 0 2 27 19 8 2
Fatletico (yellow) 3 1 0 2 20 32 -12 2
The All Fats (black) 3 0 0 3 13 35 -22 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Vasco de Gammon (white) 3 3 0 0 30 9 21 6
Muchester United (red) 3 1 2 0 18 11 7 4
Chunky Monkey FC (green) 3 1 1 1 19 13 6 3
Inter BMIami CF (blue) 3 1 1 1 17 16 1 3
The All Fats (black) 3 1 0 2 12 27 -15 2
Fatletico (yellow) 3 0 0 3 9 29 -20 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatletico (yellow) 3 2 0 1 9 1 8 4
Muchester United (red) 3 1 1 1 6 3 3 3
Inter BMIami CF (blue) 3 1 1 1 1 2 -1 3
Vasco de Gammon (white) 3 1 1 1 2 3 -1 3
Chunky Monkey FC (green) 3 1 1 1 3 6 -3 3
The All Fats (black) 3 1 0 2 -1 5 -6 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatletico (yellow) Craig Jackson 5.50 3.24%
Vasco de Gammon (white) James Banus 5.50 3.22%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Damon Smith 3.00 2.41%
Inter BMIami CF (blue) Steve Constable 2.50 2.59%
Muchester United (red) John Smith 2.50 1.56%
Inter BMIami CF (blue) Matthew Kemp 2.50 1.01%
Muchester United (red) Edward Robinson 2.50 0.99%
Fatletico (yellow) Phil Farr 1.00 1.36%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Joseph Walker 1.00 1.30%
The All Fats (black) Jack Levy 1.00 0.70%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Kieron Ward 1.00 0.54%
Inter BMIami CF (blue) Richard Allen 1.00 0.00%
Vasco de Gammon (white) Andrew Wilmot 1.00 -0.76%
Muchester United (red) Ben Kidd 1.00 -1.27%
The All Fats (black) Ben Attersall 0.50 1.92%
Muchester United (red) Thomas Mcdade 0.50 0.77%
The All Fats (black) Lee Morton 0.50 0.75%
Fatletico (yellow) Zac Carter 0.50 0.65%
Fatletico (yellow) Marc Goodwin 0.50 0.39%
The All Fats (black) Cameron Cottis 0.50 0.18%
The All Fats (black) Daryl Mercer 0.50 0.00%
Inter BMIami CF (blue) Stuart Hall 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 12 August

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 20:00
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 12 August

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 20:30
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 12 August

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 21:00
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 09 September

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    VS 20:00
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 09 September

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 20:30
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 09 September

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 21:00
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 15 July

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    15 - 5
    The All Fats (black)
    Muchester United (red)
    3 - 5
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    2 - 1
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 12 August

    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 09 September

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)
    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

 

  • Monday 29 July

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 20:00
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 29 July

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 20:30
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 29 July

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 21:00
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 05 August

    Fatletico (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 05 August

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 20:30
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 05 August

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 19 August

    Fatletico (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 19 August

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    VS 20:30
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 19 August

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 21:00
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 26 August

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 20:00
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 26 August

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 20:30
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 26 August

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 21:00
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 02 September

    Fatletico (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 02 September

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 20:30
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 02 September

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    VS 21:00
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 16 September

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 20:00
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 16 September

    Fatletico (yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 16 September

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    VS 21:00
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 23 September

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 20:00
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 23 September

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 20:30
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 23 September

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 21:00
    The All Fats (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 22 July

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    5 - 8
    Muchester United (red)
    Fatletico (yellow)
    9 - 5
    The All Fats (black)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    6 - 4
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 08 July

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    8 - 5
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    Fatletico (yellow)
    7 - 8
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    The All Fats (black)
    5 - 9
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 01 July

    Muchester United (red)
    7 - 7
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    17 - 3
    The All Fats (black)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    19 - 4
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 29 July

    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 05 August

    Fatletico (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 19 August

    Fatletico (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (red)
    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 26 August

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 02 September

    Fatletico (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (red)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 16 September

    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (red)
    Fatletico (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 23 September

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)