Basildon

Monday | 20:00-22:00

Basildon Sports Village, Cranes Farm Rd, Basildon, Essex, SS14 3GR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Basildon. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Basildon rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Sophie Hewitt, Coach, Basildon

Leaderboard

Season Eight | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
10
8
17
2
Muchester United (Basildon Red)
10
6
14
3
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
10
6
12
4
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
10
4
10
5
The All Fats (Basildon Black)
10
2
5
6
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
10
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White) 10 8 1 1 110 39 71 17
Muchester United (Basildon Red) 10 6 2 2 85 60 25 14
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) 10 6 0 4 102 71 31 12
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) 10 4 2 4 85 71 14 10
The All Fats (Basildon Black) 10 2 1 7 49 110 -61 5
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow) 10 1 0 9 41 121 -80 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White) 10 9 0 1 84 30 54 18
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) 10 5 2 3 64 41 23 12
Muchester United (Basildon Red) 10 5 2 3 64 44 20 12
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) 10 5 2 3 64 50 14 12
The All Fats (Basildon Black) 10 3 0 7 42 81 -39 6
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow) 10 0 0 10 26 98 -72 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White) 10 6 2 2 15 2 13 14
Muchester United (Basildon Red) 10 6 2 2 15 4 11 14
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) 10 5 1 4 18 22 -4 11
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) 10 3 1 6 12 11 1 7
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow) 10 3 1 6 8 12 -4 7
The All Fats (Basildon Black) 10 3 1 6 0 17 -17 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White) James Banus 13.50 6.22%
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow) Craig Jackson 9.00 4.68%
Muchester United (Basildon Red) John Smith 9.00 3.70%
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) Matthew Kemp 8.50 4.73%
Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White) Andrew Wilmot 7.50 5.21%
Muchester United (Basildon Red) Edward Robinson 7.50 1.88%
Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White) Cem Nasiroglu 6.00 6.12%
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) Damon Smith 6.00 2.86%
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) Joseph Walker 5.50 3.97%
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) Ryan Healy 5.00 4.04%
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) Mark Elliott 5.00 3.71%
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) Steve Constable 5.00 3.46%
Muchester United (Basildon Red) Thomas Mcdade 4.00 -1.20%
The All Fats (Basildon Black) Daryl Mercer 3.50 1.17%
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow) Luke Bonner 3.00 2.62%
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) David Ham 3.00 0.77%
The All Fats (Basildon Black) Ben Attersall 2.50 4.90%
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) Dylan Smith 2.50 3.52%
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow) Zac Carter 2.50 2.23%
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) Richard Allen 2.50 0.50%
Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green) Kieron Ward 2.50 -0.44%
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) Stuart Hall 1.50 -2.42%
Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue) Danny Clark 1.00 3.36%
Fatletico (Basildon Yellow) Wayne Holloway 1.00 -1.64%
The All Fats (Basildon Black) Cameron Cottis 0.50 -1.28%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 07 October

    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)

  • Monday 07 October

    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    VS 20:30
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)

  • Monday 07 October

    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 16 September

    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    6 - 12
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    20 - 3
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    20 - 4
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)

  • Monday 12 August

    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    7 - 6
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    13 - 10
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    19 - 2
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)

  • Monday 15 July

    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    15 - 5
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    3 - 5
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    2 - 1
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)

  • Monday 07 October

    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 30 September

    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    15 - 0
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    2 - 8
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    13 - 1
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)

  • Monday 23 September

    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    13 - 8
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    6 - 16
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    6 - 15
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)

  • Monday 09 September

    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    26 - 4
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    9 - 8
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    4 - 11
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)

  • Monday 02 September

    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    2 - 9
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    8 - 2
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    -2 - 7
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)

  • Monday 19 August

    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    12 - 6
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    10 - 11
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    8 - 17
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)

  • Monday 05 August

    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    7 - 7
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    4 - 9
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    1 - 11
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)

  • Monday 29 July

    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    2 - 2
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    16 - 10
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    13 - -1
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)

  • Monday 22 July

    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    5 - 8
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    9 - 5
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    6 - 4
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)

  • Monday 08 July

    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    8 - 5
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)
    7 - 8
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    5 - 9
    Muchester United (Basildon Red)

  • Monday 01 July

    Muchester United (Basildon Red)
    7 - 7
    Inter BMIami CF (Basildon Blue)
    Chunky Monkey FC (Basildon Green)
    17 - 3
    The All Fats (Basildon Black)
    Vasco de Gammon (Basildon White)
    19 - 4
    Fatletico (Basildon Yellow)