Basildon

Monday | 20:00-22:00

Basildon Sports Village, Cranes Farm Rd, Basildon, Essex, SS14 3GR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Basildon. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Basildon rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Leanne Smith., Coach, Basildon

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Yellow Chubmarines
12
7
16
2
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
12
7
15
3
Bayern Mantits (Purple)
12
6
15
4
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
12
7
15
5
Largentina Green
12
5
13
6
Blood Pressure Utd Red
12
5
12
7
Fatburn Rovers White
12
3
7
8
Ozempiacos Black
12
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Yellow Chubmarines 12 7 2 3 108 96 12 16
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) 12 7 1 4 135 92 43 15
Bayern Mantits (Purple) 12 6 3 3 111 93 18 15
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) 12 7 1 4 111 101 10 15
Largentina Green 12 5 3 4 106 79 27 13
Blood Pressure Utd Red 12 5 2 5 128 115 13 12
Fatburn Rovers White 12 3 1 8 77 123 -46 7
Ozempiacos Black 12 1 1 10 87 164 -77 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina Green 12 9 0 3 63 42 21 18
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) 12 8 0 4 81 48 33 16
Bayern Mantits (Purple) 12 8 0 4 75 50 25 16
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) 12 8 0 4 79 61 18 16
The Yellow Chubmarines 12 8 0 4 74 62 12 16
Blood Pressure Utd Red 12 4 0 8 74 88 -14 8
Fatburn Rovers White 12 2 0 10 47 86 -39 4
Ozempiacos Black 12 1 0 11 60 116 -56 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blood Pressure Utd Red 12 10 1 1 33 7 26 21
Bayern Mantits (Purple) 12 6 3 3 15 20 -5 15
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) 12 6 2 4 30 23 7 14
The Yellow Chubmarines 12 5 2 5 11 13 -2 12
Largentina Green 12 5 1 6 21 16 5 11
Fatburn Rovers White 12 4 2 6 14 21 -7 10
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) 12 3 1 8 14 19 -5 7
Ozempiacos Black 12 2 2 8 8 27 -19 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blood Pressure Utd Red Gary Hole 13.50 6.83%
Fatburn Rovers White George Ross 12.00 14.37%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) Jake Nathan 10.50 7.83%
Ozempiacos Black Pat White 10.50 6.79%
The Yellow Chubmarines Chris Pearcey 10.50 6.26%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) Ryan Healy 10.50 5.72%
Blood Pressure Utd Red Vinny stenning 9.00 7.30%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) James Fisk 9.00 3.20%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) John Leahy 8.50 2.02%
Largentina Green Sonny Squires 8.00 2.57%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) Sam Pitt 5.50 2.67%
Ozempiacos Black Daniel Pitt 5.00 8.81%
Largentina Green Darren Brennan 5.00 2.17%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) Joseph Walker 3.50 4.71%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) Matt Adams 3.00 0.57%
Fatburn Rovers White George Heron 2.50 3.62%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) James Banus 2.50 3.03%
Largentina Green Thomas Mcdade 2.50 2.39%
Fatburn Rovers White Michael wilson 2.50 1.57%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) Andrew Howell 2.00 2.81%
The Yellow Chubmarines Ben Attersall 1.50 0.90%
Blood Pressure Utd Red Robin Carr 1.50 0.50%
The Yellow Chubmarines Kris Stafferton 1.50 0.23%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) Matthew Nunnery 1.50 -0.41%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) David Robinson 1.50 -0.54%
Fatburn Rovers White Jason Hammatt 1.00 1.14%
Blood Pressure Utd Red Sam Harrison 1.00 0.29%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) Jack Day 1.00 0.15%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 09 February

    Ozempiacos Black
    VS 20:00
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)

  • Monday 09 February

    Fatburn Rovers White
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 09 February

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarines

  • Monday 09 February

    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Blood Pressure Utd Red

  • Monday 16 February

    Largentina Green
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)

  • Monday 16 February

    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    VS 20:30
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)

  • Monday 16 February

    The Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 16 February

    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Fatburn Rovers White

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 02 February

    Fatburn Rovers White
    18 - 17
    Ozempiacos Black
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    11 - 8
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    9 - 9
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Largentina Green
    10 - 11
    Blood Pressure Utd Red

  • Monday 26 January

    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    13 - 3
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    12 - 8
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Ozempiacos Black
    5 - 10
    Largentina Green
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    11 - 12
    Fatburn Rovers White

  • Monday 12 January

    Ozempiacos Black
    9 - 9
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Fatburn Rovers White
    10 - 10
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    14 - 14
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Largentina Green
    9 - 9
    The Yellow Chubmarines

  • Monday 05 January

    The Yellow Chubmarines
    7 - 8
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    4 - 6
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    9 - 1
    Largentina Green
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    16 - 5
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 08 December

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    3 - 10
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Ozempiacos Black
    8 - 19
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Fatburn Rovers White
    3 - 5
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Largentina Green
    8 - 7
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)

  • Monday 01 December

    Fatburn Rovers White
    2 - 9
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Ozempiacos Black
    9 - 14
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    12 - 9
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    6 - 6
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 24 November

    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    4 - 11
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    10 - 12
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Largentina Green
    11 - -1
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    21 - 2
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 17 November

    Ozempiacos Black
    6 - 1
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    7 - 4
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    7 - 11
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    7 - 7
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 10 November

    The Yellow Chubmarines
    10 - 7
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    16 - 2
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Largentina Green
    19 - 6
    Ozempiacos Black
    Fatburn Rovers White
    6 - 11
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)

  • Monday 03 November

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    17 - 11
    Ozempiacos Black
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    13 - 9
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    10 - 17
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    9 - 7
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 27 October

    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    11 - 13
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Fatburn Rovers White
    10 - 18
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Largentina Green
    11 - 2
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Ozempiacos Black
    2 - 8
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)

  • Monday 20 October

    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    7 - 10
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    12 - 7
    Ozempiacos Black
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    8 - 1
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    9 - 7
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 09 February

    Ozempiacos Black
    0 - 0
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Fatburn Rovers White
    0 - 0
    Largentina Green
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Blood Pressure Utd Red

  • Monday 16 February

    Largentina Green
    0 - 0
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    0 - 0
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos Black
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers White