Chelmsford

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.

Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bolton Wobblers (White)
10
8
17
2
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
10
8
16
3
Snotts County
10
7
15
4
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
10
3
6
5
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
10
2
4
6
Blueberry Muffintops
10
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Bolton Wobblers (White) 10 8 1 1 130 59 71 17
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 10 8 0 2 142 74 68 16
Snotts County 10 7 1 2 103 67 36 15
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 10 3 0 7 64 115 -51 6
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 10 2 0 8 41 118 -77 4
Blueberry Muffintops 10 1 0 9 77 124 -47 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snotts County 10 9 0 1 52 21 31 18
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 10 8 1 1 70 23 47 17
Bolton Wobblers (White) 10 6 1 3 39 22 17 13
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 10 2 1 7 28 43 -15 5
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 10 2 1 7 22 53 -31 5
Blueberry Muffintops 10 1 0 9 22 71 -49 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bolton Wobblers (White) 10 8 2 0 57 15 42 18
Snotts County 10 4 4 2 26 21 5 12
Blueberry Muffintops 10 4 4 2 26 27 -1 12
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 10 5 1 4 43 27 16 11
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 10 3 1 6 22 33 -11 7
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 10 0 0 10 -5 46 -51 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Bolton Wobblers (White) LUKE CLEMENTS 17.00 0.13%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Simon Voake 14.50 9.07%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Steve Bass 14.00 12.31%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Chris Morris 14.00 8.94%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Matt Stevens 12.00 7.66%
Blueberry Muffintops Martin Day 10.50 5.41%
Blueberry Muffintops Keith Barnes 10.50 3.03%
Snotts County Tom Mean 9.00 7.65%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Mark Lyons 8.00 3.03%
Snotts County James McCarthy 7.50 10.66%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Paul Norton 7.50 6.46%
Snotts County Spencer Stansfield 7.50 4.12%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Ant Sleet 7.50 3.63%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Pedro Raxworthy 7.50 1.47%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Barrie Smith 6.50 2.44%
Snotts County Chris Towns 6.00 5.20%
Bolton Wobblers (White) William Swindell 6.00 3.14%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Matthew Creasey 5.50 4.41%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Michael Weale 5.50 -3.05%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Russell Smith 5.00 3.64%
Snotts County Scott Mordrick 5.00 2.68%
Snotts County Ryan Love 5.00 2.46%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Dave Spencer 5.00 1.35%
Blueberry Muffintops jack huckle 3.50 1.99%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Michael Eldred 3.50 1.83%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) David Tron 3.50 1.69%
Bolton Wobblers (White) David Shannon 3.50 0.61%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Chris Chappell 3.50 0.08%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Adam Lock 3.00 2.82%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Sam Blowers 3.00 0.17%
Blueberry Muffintops Robert Toms 2.50 1.64%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Kiran Desai 2.50 0.00%
Blueberry Muffintops Charles Lipman 2.00 2.23%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Mark Allum 1.00 1.15%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Stuart Brick 1.00 0.39%
Blueberry Muffintops Rob White 1.00 0.37%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Ryan Swindell 1.00 0.37%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Ian Swindell 1.00 -0.41%
Snotts County Stuart Fuller 0.50 2.13%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Jack Groves 0.50 1.15%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Lee Acford 0.50 0.93%
Snotts County Roy Moore 0.50 0.67%
Blueberry Muffintops Scott Teader 0.50 -0.97%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 15 May

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Blueberry Muffintops

  • Thursday 15 May

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 19:30
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Snotts County

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 24 April

    Snotts County
    21 - 8
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    12 - 7
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    3 - 1
    Blueberry Muffintops

  • Thursday 27 March

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    19 - 10
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    21 - 8
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Snotts County
    9 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)

  • Thursday 27 February

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    9 - 5
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Snotts County
    6 - 16
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    17 - 3
    Blueberry Muffintops

  • Thursday 15 May

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snotts County

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 08 May

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    21 - 2
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Snotts County
    12 - 4
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    14 - 7
    Blueberry Muffintops

  • Thursday 01 May

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    1 - 20
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    4 - 13
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    1 - 11
    Snotts County

  • Thursday 17 April

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    5 - 8
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    12 - 6
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    7 - 11
    Snotts County

  • Thursday 10 April

    Snotts County
    13 - 7
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    5 - 13
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    15 - 1
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 03 April

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    1 - 14
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    2 - 13
    Snotts County
    Blueberry Muffintops
    7 - 21
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 20 March

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    12 - 12
    Snotts County
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    2 - 16
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    11 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 13 March

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    6 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    15 - 10
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Snotts County
    11 - 10
    Blueberry Muffintops

  • Thursday 06 March

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    16 - 8
    Snotts County
    Blueberry Muffintops
    7 - 10
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    5 - 12
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 20 February

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    8 - 12
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    5 - 13
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    -1 - 5
    Snotts County

  • Thursday 13 February

    Snotts County
    7 - 9
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    14 - 7
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    14 - 6
    Blueberry Muffintops