Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Ma'Titts (White)
4
3
6
2
Fatzio (Red)
4
2
4
3
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
4
2
4
4
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
4
2
4
5
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
4
1
3
6
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
4
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Real Ma'Titts (White) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 20 | 14 | 6 |
Fatzio (Red) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 40 | 32 | 8 | 4 |
Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 29 | 26 | 3 | 4 |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 36 | 38 | -2 | 4 |
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 27 | 38 | -11 | 3 |
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 27 | 39 | -12 | 3 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 11 | 8 | 8 |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 4 |
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 15 | -2 | 2 |
Fatzio (Red) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 13 | -5 | 2 |
Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 15 | -8 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 11 | 8 |
Fatzio (Red) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 8 | 14 | 6 |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 4 |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 17 | -11 | 4 |
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 16 | -10 | 1 |
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 13 | -10 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Fatzio (Red) | Tom Mean | 6.50 | 3.82% |
Inter-My-Belly (Black) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 6.00 | 2.16% |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Stuart Fuller | 5.50 | 3.13% |
Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Mark Allum | 5.50 | 1.73% |
Fatzio (Red) | Jack Groves | 4.00 | 1.96% |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | Robert Digby | 3.50 | 4.22% |
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Alex Berbank | 3.50 | 2.30% |
Fatzio (Red) | Michael Weale | 3.50 | 1.20% |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | MARK ASPINALL | 3.00 | 2.62% |
Fatzio (Red) | Stuart Brick | 3.00 | 2.43% |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | jack huckle | 3.00 | 2.42% |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | Charles Lipman | 3.00 | 2.36% |
Fatzio (Red) | Chris Towns | 3.00 | 1.98% |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Roger Sandhu | 3.00 | 0.68% |
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Scott Teader | 2.50 | 2.68% |
Fatzio (Red) | Jamie Reed | 2.50 | 1.16% |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Dave Spencer | 2.50 | 1.10% |
Fatzio (Red) | Steve Bass | 2.50 | 1.04% |
Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Scott Mordrick | 2.50 | 0.84% |
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Simon Voake | 2.50 | 0.72% |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Mark Lyons | 2.00 | 2.10% |
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Chris Morris | 1.50 | 0.34% |
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Ant Sleet | 1.50 | 0.18% |
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Spencer Stansfield | 1.50 | 0.08% |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | Vincent Aris | 1.00 | 3.07% |
Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Todd Garside | 1.00 | 2.43% |
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Stephen Nelson | 1.00 | 1.92% |
Inter-My-Belly (Black) | David Shannon | 1.00 | 1.90% |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | Chris Chappell | 1.00 | 0.55% |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Jon Pead | 1.00 | 0.46% |
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Kiran Desai | 1.00 | 0.38% |
Real Ma'Titts (White) | Vincent Webster | 1.00 | -1.50% |
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Michael Eldred | 0.50 | 0.15% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 24 July
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 24 July
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 24 July
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 21 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 21 August
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 21 August
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 19 June
Fatzio (Red)6 - 6Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)10 - 5Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)7 - 13Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 24 July
Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 21 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)
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Thursday 17 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 17 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 17 July
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 31 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 31 July
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 31 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 07 August
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 07 August
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 07 August
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 14 August
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 14 August
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 14 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 28 August
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 28 August
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 28 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 September
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 04 September
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 04 September
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 03 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)10 - 10Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)15 - 10Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Inter-My-Belly (Black)5 - 7Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 26 June
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)6 - 10Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)12 - 2Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)4 - 14Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 12 June
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)6 - 9Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)9 - 6Fatzio (Red)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)8 - 5Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 05 June
Inter-My-Belly (Black)9 - 5Fatzio (Red)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)11 - 7Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)7 - 6Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 17 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 31 July
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 07 August
Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 14 August
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 28 August
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 September
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)