Chelmsford

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.

Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Nineteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Ma'Titts (White)
9
7
14
2
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
9
6
12
3
Fatzio (Red)
9
5
10
4
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
9
4
9
5
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
9
2
5
6
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
9
1
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Ma'Titts (White) 9 7 0 2 87 59 28 14
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) 9 6 0 3 81 71 10 12
Fatzio (Red) 9 5 0 4 94 67 27 10
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) 9 4 1 4 67 75 -8 9
Inter-My-Belly (Black) 9 2 1 6 64 86 -22 5
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) 9 1 2 6 44 79 -35 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) 9 7 1 1 40 22 18 15
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) 9 7 0 2 41 19 22 14
Real Ma'Titts (White) 9 5 0 4 26 19 7 10
Fatzio (Red) 9 4 1 4 23 24 -1 9
Inter-My-Belly (Black) 9 2 0 7 18 42 -24 4
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) 9 1 0 8 20 42 -22 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatzio (Red) 9 7 0 2 46 18 28 14
Real Ma'Titts (White) 9 6 0 3 35 19 16 12
Inter-My-Belly (Black) 9 5 0 4 23 22 1 10
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) 9 5 0 4 16 29 -13 10
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) 9 3 1 5 4 14 -10 7
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) 9 0 1 8 9 31 -22 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatzio (Red) Tom Mean 16.00 11.17%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) LUKE CLEMENTS 16.00 5.20%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Charles Lipman 10.50 5.12%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Mark Lyons 10.00 7.96%
Fatzio (Red) Chris Towns 9.00 6.06%
Fatzio (Red) Richard Mills 8.50 6.29%
Real Ma'Titts (White) MARK ASPINALL 8.00 6.19%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Alex Berbank 8.00 4.68%
Fatzio (Red) Michael Weale 7.50 2.50%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Martin Day 7.00 5.12%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Robert Digby 6.00 5.13%
Fatzio (Red) Stuart Brick 6.00 4.48%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Roger Sandhu 6.00 1.03%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) Todd Garside 5.50 4.55%
Real Ma'Titts (White) jack huckle 5.50 4.44%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Stuart Fuller 5.50 3.13%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) Mark Allum 5.50 -2.11%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Kiran Desai 4.50 4.77%
Fatzio (Red) Jack Groves 4.50 -2.88%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Scott Teader 3.50 1.07%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Jon Pead 3.00 2.92%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Stephen Nelson 3.00 1.65%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Dave Spencer 3.00 1.10%
Fatzio (Red) Steve Bass 2.50 2.42%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) David Shannon 2.50 1.14%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Pedro Raxworthy 2.50 0.62%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Jake Cooper 2.00 -0.32%
Fatzio (Red) Jamie Reed 1.50 1.64%
Real Ma'Titts (White) James Bailey 1.50 1.49%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Spencer Stansfield 1.00 3.00%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Thomas Blum 1.00 1.99%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Sean Dudley 1.00 0.57%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Vincent Webster 1.00 -1.28%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Zak Campbell 0.50 0.93%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Ant Sleet 0.50 -0.09%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) Scott Mordrick 0.50 -4.39%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 11 September

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 11 September

    Fatzio (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 11 September

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    VS 20:00
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 21 August

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    9 - 12
    Fatzio (Red)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    12 - 12
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    7 - 15
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 24 July

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    9 - 4
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Fatzio (Red)
    10 - 13
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    7 - 3
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
  • Thursday 19 June

    Fatzio (Red)
    6 - 6
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    10 - 5
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    7 - 13
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 11 September

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Fatzio (Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    0 - 0
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)

 

  • Thursday 04 September

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 04 September

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 04 September

    Fatzio (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 28 August

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    5 - 7
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    13 - 9
    Fatzio (Red)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    9 - 9
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 14 August

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    5 - 3
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    8 - 15
    Fatzio (Red)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    14 - 8
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 07 August

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    4 - 13
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    3 - 10
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    Fatzio (Red)
    8 - 9
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 31 July

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    0 - 12
    Fatzio (Red)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    14 - 9
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    7 - 12
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 17 July

    Fatzio (Red)
    10 - 5
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    2 - 5
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    9 - 7
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 03 July

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    10 - 10
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Fatzio (Red)
    15 - 10
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    5 - 7
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 26 June

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    6 - 10
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    12 - 2
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    4 - 14
    Fatzio (Red)
  • Thursday 12 June

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    6 - 9
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    9 - 6
    Fatzio (Red)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    8 - 5
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 05 June

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    9 - 5
    Fatzio (Red)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    11 - 7
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    7 - 6
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 04 September

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Fatzio (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)