Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina (Blue)
8
7
15
2
Matcha the Day (Green)
8
4
10
3
Cholesterol Palace (White)
8
3
8
4
Inter My Belly (Black)
8
4
8
5
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
8
2
4
6
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
8
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Largentina (Blue) | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 71 | 41 | 30 | 15 |
Matcha the Day (Green) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 70 | 55 | 15 | 10 |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 56 | 55 | 1 | 8 |
Inter My Belly (Black) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 46 | 56 | -10 | 8 |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 49 | 69 | -20 | 4 |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 44 | 60 | -16 | 3 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Largentina (Blue) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 10 | 26 | 16 |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 25 | 3 | 8 |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 29 | -9 | 8 |
Inter My Belly (Black) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 7 |
Matcha the Day (Green) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 19 | 24 | -5 | 7 |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 16 | 33 | -17 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Matcha the Day (Green) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 12 | 16 | 12 |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 9 |
Largentina (Blue) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 8 |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 19 | -7 | 8 |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
Inter My Belly (Black) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 12 | 23 | -11 | 5 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Matcha the Day (Green) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 14.00 | 1.27% |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | James McCarthy | 9.00 | 4.96% |
Largentina (Blue) | Ryan Swindell | 6.00 | 5.20% |
Matcha the Day (Green) | Steve Ranson | 6.00 | 4.79% |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | Mark Lyons | 5.50 | 5.07% |
Matcha the Day (Green) | Jon Pead | 5.50 | 4.10% |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | Roger Sandhu | 5.50 | 3.34% |
Matcha the Day (Green) | Paul Gansbuehler | 5.50 | 2.90% |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | MARK ASPINALL | 5.00 | 5.27% |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | David Shannon | 5.00 | 3.96% |
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | Charles Lipman | 5.00 | 3.25% |
Matcha the Day (Green) | Michael Eldred | 5.00 | 1.53% |
Inter My Belly (Black) | James Linford | 3.50 | 4.76% |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | John Cook | 3.50 | 1.98% |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | James Bailey | 3.50 | 1.43% |
Inter My Belly (Black) | William Groves | 3.50 | 1.27% |
Inter My Belly (Black) | Daniel Crow | 3.50 | 0.90% |
Largentina (Blue) | Steve Shotliff | 3.50 | 0.60% |
Largentina (Blue) | Vincent Webster | 3.50 | 0.11% |
Inter My Belly (Black) | Stuart Brick | 3.00 | 4.97% |
Inter My Belly (Black) | Spencer Stansfield | 3.00 | 2.85% |
Matcha the Day (Green) | Scott Teader | 3.00 | 2.02% |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | Joseph Costello | 2.50 | 3.08% |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Todd Garside | 2.50 | 2.70% |
Largentina (Blue) | Ian Swindell | 2.50 | 1.93% |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | Robert Digby | 2.50 | 1.10% |
Matcha the Day (Green) | Neil Jones | 2.50 | 0.78% |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Pedro Raxworthy | 2.50 | -0.32% |
Inter My Belly (Black) | Chris Thompson | 2.00 | 1.30% |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | jack huckle | 2.00 | -0.57% |
Largentina (Blue) | Rob White | 1.50 | 0.00% |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Chris Morris | 1.50 | -0.84% |
Inter My Belly (Black) | Paul King | 1.00 | 1.54% |
Largentina (Blue) | Kiran Desai | 1.00 | 1.44% |
Cholesterol Palace (White) | Dave Spencer | 1.00 | 0.09% |
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Jack Groves | 0.50 | 0.41% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 28 March
Cholesterol Palace (White)14 - 3Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)6 - 9Matcha the Day (Green)Largentina (Blue)7 - 11Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 29 February
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)5 - 6Largentina (Blue)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)8 - 8Inter My Belly (Black)Cholesterol Palace (White)14 - 5Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 01 February
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)10 - 17Matcha the Day (Green)Cholesterol Palace (White)11 - 10Largentina (Blue)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)11 - 5Inter My Belly (Black)
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Thursday 04 April
Matcha the Day (Green)VS 19:00Cholesterol Palace (White) -
Thursday 04 April
Inter My Belly (Black)VS 19:30Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 04 April
Largentina (Blue)VS 20:00Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 11 April
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)VS 19:00Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 11 April
Cholesterol Palace (White)VS 19:30Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 11 April
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 20:00Matcha the Day (Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 21 March
Inter My Belly (Black)8 - 3Cholesterol Palace (White)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)12 - 4Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Largentina (Blue)6 - 6Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 14 March
Cholesterol Palace (White)6 - 4Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Matcha the Day (Green)6 - 8Inter My Belly (Black)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)5 - 8Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 07 March
Inter My Belly (Black)6 - 3Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Largentina (Blue)9 - 7Cholesterol Palace (White)Matcha the Day (Green)9 - 6Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 22 February
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)5 - 11Cholesterol Palace (White)Matcha the Day (Green)11 - 5Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Inter My Belly (Black)1 - 8Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 15 February
Cholesterol Palace (White)4 - 10Inter My Belly (Black)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)5 - 2Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Matcha the Day (Green)6 - 12Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 08 February
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)6 - 6Cholesterol Palace (White)Inter My Belly (Black)5 - 13Matcha the Day (Green)Largentina (Blue)10 - 7Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 18 January
Largentina (Blue)9 - 5Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Inter My Belly (Black)4 - 10Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Matcha the Day (Green)6 - 6Cholesterol Palace (White) -
Thursday 11 January
Cholesterol Palace (White)13 - 7Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)7 - 13Matcha the Day (Green)Largentina (Blue)9 - 4Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 04 April
Matcha the Day (Green)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (White)Inter My Belly (Black)0 - 0Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Largentina (Blue)0 - 0Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 11 April
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)0 - 0Inter My Belly (Black)Cholesterol Palace (White)0 - 0Largentina (Blue)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Matcha the Day (Green)