Chelmsford

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Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.

Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford

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Leaderboard

Season Nineteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Ma'Titts (White)
4
3
6
2
Fatzio (Red)
4
2
4
3
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
4
2
4
4
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
4
2
4
5
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
4
1
3
6
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
4
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Ma'Titts (White) 4 3 0 1 34 20 14 6
Fatzio (Red) 4 2 0 2 40 32 8 4
Inter-My-Belly (Black) 4 2 0 2 29 26 3 4
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) 4 2 0 2 36 38 -2 4
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) 4 1 1 2 27 38 -11 3
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) 4 1 1 2 27 39 -12 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) 4 4 0 0 19 11 8 8
Real Ma'Titts (White) 4 3 0 1 10 5 5 6
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) 4 2 0 2 14 12 2 4
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) 4 1 0 3 13 15 -2 2
Fatzio (Red) 4 1 0 3 8 13 -5 2
Inter-My-Belly (Black) 4 1 0 3 7 15 -8 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter-My-Belly (Black) 4 4 0 0 11 0 11 8
Fatzio (Red) 4 3 0 1 22 8 14 6
Real Ma'Titts (White) 4 2 0 2 12 6 6 4
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) 4 2 0 2 6 17 -11 4
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) 4 0 1 3 6 16 -10 1
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) 4 0 1 3 3 13 -10 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatzio (Red) Tom Mean 6.50 3.82%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) LUKE CLEMENTS 6.00 2.16%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Stuart Fuller 5.50 3.13%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) Mark Allum 5.50 1.73%
Fatzio (Red) Jack Groves 4.00 1.96%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Robert Digby 3.50 4.22%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Alex Berbank 3.50 2.30%
Fatzio (Red) Michael Weale 3.50 1.20%
Real Ma'Titts (White) MARK ASPINALL 3.00 2.62%
Fatzio (Red) Stuart Brick 3.00 2.43%
Real Ma'Titts (White) jack huckle 3.00 2.42%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Charles Lipman 3.00 2.36%
Fatzio (Red) Chris Towns 3.00 1.98%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Roger Sandhu 3.00 0.68%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Scott Teader 2.50 2.68%
Fatzio (Red) Jamie Reed 2.50 1.16%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Dave Spencer 2.50 1.10%
Fatzio (Red) Steve Bass 2.50 1.04%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) Scott Mordrick 2.50 0.84%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Simon Voake 2.50 0.72%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Mark Lyons 2.00 2.10%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Chris Morris 1.50 0.34%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Ant Sleet 1.50 0.18%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Spencer Stansfield 1.50 0.08%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Vincent Aris 1.00 3.07%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) Todd Garside 1.00 2.43%
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) Stephen Nelson 1.00 1.92%
Inter-My-Belly (Black) David Shannon 1.00 1.90%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Chris Chappell 1.00 0.55%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Jon Pead 1.00 0.46%
Bellybanese FC (Yellow) Kiran Desai 1.00 0.38%
Real Ma'Titts (White) Vincent Webster 1.00 -1.50%
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) Michael Eldred 0.50 0.15%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 24 July

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
  • Thursday 24 July

    Fatzio (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 24 July

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 21 August

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    VS 19:00
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 21 August

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
  • Thursday 21 August

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 19 June

    Fatzio (Red)
    6 - 6
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    10 - 5
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    7 - 13
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 24 July

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    0 - 0
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Fatzio (Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 21 August

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    0 - 0
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Red)

 

  • Thursday 17 July

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    VS 19:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 17 July

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 17 July

    Fatzio (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 31 July

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 31 July

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    VS 19:30
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 31 July

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Red)
  • Thursday 07 August

    Fatzio (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 07 August

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 07 August

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 14 August

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    VS 19:00
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 14 August

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Fatzio (Red)
  • Thursday 14 August

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    VS 20:00
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
  • Thursday 28 August

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 28 August

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    VS 19:30
    Fatzio (Red)
  • Thursday 28 August

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 04 September

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 04 September

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
  • Thursday 04 September

    Fatzio (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 03 July

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    10 - 10
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Fatzio (Red)
    15 - 10
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    5 - 7
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 26 June

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    6 - 10
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    12 - 2
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    4 - 14
    Fatzio (Red)
  • Thursday 12 June

    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    6 - 9
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    9 - 6
    Fatzio (Red)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    8 - 5
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 05 June

    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    9 - 5
    Fatzio (Red)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    11 - 7
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    7 - 6
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
  • Thursday 17 July

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Fatzio (Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 31 July

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Red)
  • Thursday 07 August

    Fatzio (Red)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 14 August

    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    0 - 0
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Red)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    0 - 0
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
  • Thursday 28 August

    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Red)
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
  • Thursday 04 September

    Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Ma'Titts (White)
    Inter-My-Belly (Black)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
    Fatzio (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bellybanese FC (Yellow)