Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
1
1
2
2
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
1
1
2
3
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
1
1
2
4
Fatzio (Red)
1
0
0
5
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
1
0
0
6
Real Ma'Titts (White)
1
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 0 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 0 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 0 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Zak Campbell | 0.50 | 2.14% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Charles Lipman | 0.50 | 1.76% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Chris Potter | 0.50 | 1.61% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Richard Mills | 0.50 | 1.05% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | David Shannon | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Roger Sandhu | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Roy Moore | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Matthew Creasey | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Tom Mean | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Keith Barnes | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | jack huckle | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Mark Allum | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | David Tron | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Paul Norton | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Scott Teader | 0.50 | 0.22% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | James McCarthy | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Adam Lock | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Michael Weale | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 09 October
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 09 October
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 09 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 06 November
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 06 November
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 06 November
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 04 December
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 04 December
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Real Ma'Titts (White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 09 October
Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 06 November
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)
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Thursday 25 September
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 25 September
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 25 September
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 16 October
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 16 October
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 16 October
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 23 October
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 23 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 23 October
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 30 October
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 30 October
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 30 October
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 13 November
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 November
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 20 November
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 20 November
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 20 November
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 27 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 27 November
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 27 November
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 11 December
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 11 December
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:30Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 11 December
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 18 December
Fatzio (Red)VS 19:00Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 18 December
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:30Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 18 December
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 20:00Inter-My-Belly (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 18 September
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)10 - 4Real Ma'Titts (White)Fatzio (Red)5 - 8Inter-My-Belly (Black)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)5 - 9Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 25 September
Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 16 October
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 23 October
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 30 October
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 20 November
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 27 November
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 11 December
Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 18 December
Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)