Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Ma'Titts (White)
7
5
10
2
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)
7
5
10
3
Fatzio (Red)
7
4
8
4
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)
7
3
7
5
Inter-My-Belly (Black)
7
2
4
6
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
7
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 60 | 42 | 18 | 10 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 66 | 51 | 15 | 10 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 70 | 46 | 24 | 8 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 57 | 65 | -8 | 7 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 47 | 63 | -16 | 4 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 32 | 65 | -33 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 14 | 20 | 14 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 15 | 17 | 10 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 14 | 6 | 8 |
| Fatzio (Red) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 16 | 19 | -3 | 6 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 14 | 31 | -17 | 2 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 10 | 33 | -23 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatzio (Red) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 8 | 27 | 12 |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 13 | 5 | 10 |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 12 | 8 | 8 |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 22 | -10 | 8 |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 15 | -13 | 3 |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | 7 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 12 | 29 | -17 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 12.00 | 1.27% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Tom Mean | 10.50 | 8.12% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Chris Towns | 8.50 | 5.48% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Mark Lyons | 7.50 | 6.46% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Mark Allum | 6.50 | 1.73% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Vincent Aris | 6.00 | 5.83% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Robert Digby | 5.50 | 4.95% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | MARK ASPINALL | 5.50 | 4.71% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Alex Berbank | 5.50 | 3.57% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Stuart Fuller | 5.50 | 3.13% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Jack Groves | 5.50 | 2.07% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Roger Sandhu | 5.50 | 0.68% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Charles Lipman | 5.00 | 4.10% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Stuart Brick | 5.00 | 2.92% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Michael Weale | 5.00 | 1.39% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Todd Garside | 3.50 | 4.16% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Kiran Desai | 3.50 | 3.84% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | jack huckle | 3.50 | 1.92% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Richard Mills | 3.00 | 4.32% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Stephen Nelson | 3.00 | 2.93% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Jake Cooper | 3.00 | 1.51% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Scott Teader | 3.00 | 0.64% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Dave Spencer | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Steve Bass | 2.00 | 0.92% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | David Shannon | 2.00 | 0.53% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Ant Sleet | 2.00 | 0.27% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Martin Day | 1.50 | 2.81% |
| Inter-My-Belly (Black) | Scott Mordrick | 1.50 | -0.10% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Simon Voake | 1.50 | -0.72% |
| Real Ma'Titts (White) | Chris Chappell | 1.00 | 0.55% |
| Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) | Jon Pead | 1.00 | 0.46% |
| Fatzio (Red) | Jamie Reed | 1.00 | 0.19% |
| Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) | Matthew Creasey | 1.00 | -0.40% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Pedro Raxworthy | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Bellybanese FC (Yellow) | Chris Morris | 0.50 | -0.11% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 21 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 21 August
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 21 August
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 24 July
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)9 - 4Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)10 - 13Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)7 - 3Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 19 June
Fatzio (Red)6 - 6Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)10 - 5Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)7 - 13Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 21 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)
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Thursday 14 August
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 14 August
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 14 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 28 August
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)VS 19:00Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 28 August
Real Ma'Titts (White)VS 19:30Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 28 August
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)VS 20:00Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 September
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)VS 19:00Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 04 September
Inter-My-Belly (Black)VS 19:30Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 04 September
Fatzio (Red)VS 20:00Bellybanese FC (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 07 August
Inter-My-Belly (Black)4 - 13Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)3 - 10Real Ma'Titts (White)Fatzio (Red)8 - 9Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 31 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 12Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)14 - 9Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)7 - 12Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 17 July
Fatzio (Red)10 - 5Inter-My-Belly (Black)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)2 - 5Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)9 - 7Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green) -
Thursday 03 July
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)10 - 10Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)15 - 10Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Inter-My-Belly (Black)5 - 7Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 26 June
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)6 - 10Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)12 - 2Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)4 - 14Fatzio (Red) -
Thursday 12 June
Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)6 - 9Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)Real Ma'Titts (White)9 - 6Fatzio (Red)Bellybanese FC (Yellow)8 - 5Inter-My-Belly (Black) -
Thursday 05 June
Inter-My-Belly (Black)9 - 5Fatzio (Red)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)11 - 7Bellybanese FC (Yellow)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)7 - 6Real Ma'Titts (White) -
Thursday 14 August
Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow) -
Thursday 28 August
Bellybanese FC (Yellow)0 - 0Inter-My-Belly (Black)Real Ma'Titts (White)0 - 0Fatzio (Red)Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)0 - 0Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue) -
Thursday 04 September
Borussia Munching Big Macs (Blue)0 - 0Real Ma'Titts (White)Inter-My-Belly (Black)0 - 0Piemouth Argyle (Chelmsford Green)Fatzio (Red)0 - 0Bellybanese FC (Yellow)