Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch as soon as possible (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina (Blue)
2
2
4
2
Inter My Belly (Black)
2
1
2
3
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
2
1
2
4
Matcha the Day (Green)
2
1
2
5
Cholesterol Palace (White)
2
1
2
6
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Largentina (Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 10 | 8 | 4 |
| Inter My Belly (Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 13 | 4 | 2 |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 2 |
| Matcha the Day (Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 19 | -1 | 2 |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 17 | -1 | 2 |
| Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 21 | -11 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Largentina (Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 4 |
| Matcha the Day (Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 2 |
| Inter My Belly (Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 2 |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 2 |
| Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 10 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inter My Belly (Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 4 |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| Largentina (Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 2 |
| Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| Matcha the Day (Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 11 | -9 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Inter My Belly (Black) | William Groves | 4.00 | 1.57% |
| Inter My Belly (Black) | Nick Phillips | 4.00 | 1.14% |
| Matcha the Day (Green) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 2.00 | -13.35% |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | jack huckle | 1.00 | 2.05% |
| Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | Paul Blacketer | 1.00 | 1.93% |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Andrew Basley | 1.00 | 1.52% |
| Largentina (Blue) | Vincent Aris | 1.00 | 1.33% |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | Robert Digby | 1.00 | 1.24% |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | Scott Mordrick | 1.00 | 1.15% |
| Largentina (Blue) | Ryan Swindell | 1.00 | 1.06% |
| Matcha the Day (Green) | Keith Barnes | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Largentina (Blue) | Michael Weale | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Inter My Belly (Black) | Stuart Lakey | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | Robert Toms | 1.00 | 0.57% |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | John Cook | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Largentina (Blue) | Ian Swindell | 0.50 | 1.60% |
| Inter My Belly (Black) | Paul Lee | 0.50 | 1.36% |
| Largentina (Blue) | Vincent Webster | 0.50 | 0.95% |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Stephen Bass | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| Matcha the Day (Green) | Michael Eldred | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Matcha the Day (Green) | Jon Pead | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Todd Garside | 0.50 | 0.66% |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | Mark Allum | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | Adam Lock | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| Cholesterol Palace (White) | Steve Brailey | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Chris Morris | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Largentina (Blue) | Steve Shotliff | 0.50 | 0.37% |
| Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | Chris Chappell | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| Inter My Belly (Black) | Spencer Stansfield | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) | Pedro Raxworthy | 0.50 | 0.22% |
| Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | MARK ASPINALL | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) | Roger Sandhu | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Inter My Belly (Black) | Daniel crow | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 28 September
Largentina (Blue)VS 19:00Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 28 September
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 19:30Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 28 September
Cholesterol Palace (White)VS 20:00Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 02 November
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 19:00Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 02 November
Cholesterol Palace (White)VS 19:30Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 02 November
Largentina (Blue)VS 20:00Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 30 November
Inter My Belly (Black)VS 19:00Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 30 November
Largentina (Blue)VS 19:30Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 30 November
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 20:00Cholesterol Palace (White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 28 September
Largentina (Blue)0 - 0Matcha the Day (Green)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Inter My Belly (Black)Cholesterol Palace (White)0 - 0Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 02 November
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Cholesterol Palace (White)0 - 0Matcha the Day (Green)Largentina (Blue)0 - 0Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 30 November
Inter My Belly (Black)0 - 0Matcha the Day (Green)Largentina (Blue)0 - 0Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (White)
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Thursday 12 October
Inter My Belly (Black)VS 19:00Cholesterol Palace (White) -
Thursday 12 October
Matcha the Day (Green)VS 19:30Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 12 October
Largentina (Blue)VS 20:00Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 19 October
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 19:00Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 19 October
Cholesterol Palace (White)VS 19:30Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 19 October
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)VS 20:00Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 26 October
Matcha the Day (Green)VS 19:00Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 26 October
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)VS 19:30Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 26 October
Cholesterol Palace (White)VS 20:00Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 09 November
Matcha the Day (Green)VS 19:00Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 09 November
Inter My Belly (Black)VS 19:30Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 09 November
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)VS 20:00Cholesterol Palace (White) -
Thursday 16 November
Cholesterol Palace (White)VS 19:00Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 16 November
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)VS 19:30Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 16 November
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 20:00Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 23 November
Matcha the Day (Green)VS 19:00Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 23 November
Largentina (Blue)VS 19:30Cholesterol Palace (White) -
Thursday 23 November
Inter My Belly (Black)VS 20:00Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 07 December
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)VS 19:00Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 07 December
Matcha the Day (Green)VS 19:30Cholesterol Palace (White) -
Thursday 07 December
Inter My Belly (Black)VS 20:00Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 14 December
Largentina (Blue)VS 19:00Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 14 December
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 19:30Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 14 December
Cholesterol Palace (White)VS 20:00Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 21 September
Inter My Belly (Black)6 - 7Largentina (Blue)Matcha the Day (Green)12 - 8Cholesterol Palace (White)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)6 - 10Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 14 September
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)5 - 8Cholesterol Palace (White)Largentina (Blue)11 - 4Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Inter My Belly (Black)11 - 6Matcha the Day (Green) -
Thursday 12 October
Inter My Belly (Black)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (White)Matcha the Day (Green)0 - 0Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)Largentina (Blue)0 - 0Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 19 October
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Matcha the Day (Green)Cholesterol Palace (White)0 - 0Largentina (Blue)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)0 - 0Inter My Belly (Black) -
Thursday 26 October
Matcha the Day (Green)0 - 0Inter My Belly (Black)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)0 - 0Largentina (Blue)Cholesterol Palace (White)0 - 0Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Thursday 09 November
Matcha the Day (Green)0 - 0Largentina (Blue)Inter My Belly (Black)0 - 0Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (White) -
Thursday 16 November
Cholesterol Palace (White)0 - 0Inter My Belly (Black)Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)0 - 0Matcha the Day (Green)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 23 November
Matcha the Day (Green)0 - 0Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Largentina (Blue)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (White)Inter My Belly (Black)0 - 0Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) -
Thursday 07 December
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)0 - 0Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)Matcha the Day (Green)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (White)Inter My Belly (Black)0 - 0Largentina (Blue) -
Thursday 14 December
Largentina (Blue)0 - 0Matcha the Day (Green)Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Inter My Belly (Black)Cholesterol Palace (White)0 - 0Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)