Clacton

Pre-Season Start Date: 23/02/2024 20:00

Friday | 20:00-21:00

Clacton Leisure Centre, Vista Rd, Clacton-On-Sea, Clacton, CO15 6DB

Welcome to MAN v FAT Clacton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Season Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
1
1
2
2
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
1
1
2
3
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
1
0
0
4
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) 1 1 0 0 7 5 2 2
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) 1 1 0 0 7 5 2 2
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) 1 0 0 1 5 7 -2 0
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) 1 0 0 1 5 7 -2 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) 1 1 0 0 6 3 3 2
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) 1 1 0 0 6 3 3 2
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) 1 0 0 1 3 6 -3 0
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) 1 0 0 1 3 6 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) Kian Tracey 0.50 1.72%
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) Sam King 0.50 1.12%
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) Steve Forrest 0.50 0.93%
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) Chris Batcher-Clark 0.50 0.67%
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) Gary Flewitt 0.50 0.66%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Richard Turner 0.50 0.65%
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) Daniel Leather 0.50 0.63%
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) Nigel Taylor 0.50 0.47%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Samuel Houghton 0.50 0.21%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Daniel Cooke 0.50 0.11%
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) Michael Gutteridge 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 14 February

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
  • Friday 14 February

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
  • Friday 14 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
  • Friday 14 March

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 11 April

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
  • Friday 11 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 25 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:00
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
  • Friday 25 April

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    VS 20:30
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 14 February

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
  • Friday 14 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 11 April

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 25 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

 

  • Friday 07 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
  • Friday 07 February

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 21 February

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
  • Friday 21 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
  • Friday 28 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
  • Friday 28 February

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 07 March

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
  • Friday 07 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 21 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
  • Friday 21 March

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 28 March

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
  • Friday 28 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 04 April

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 04 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
  • Friday 18 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
  • Friday 18 April

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 31 January

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    7 - 5
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    7 - 5
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
  • Friday 07 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 21 February

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
  • Friday 28 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 07 March

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 21 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 28 March

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
  • Friday 04 April

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
  • Friday 18 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)