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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Orange)
1
1
2
2
Pork Vale (Blue)
1
1
2
3
Lardiff City (Black)
1
1
2
4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
1
0
0
5
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
1
0
0
6
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Orange) 1 1 0 0 8 5 3 2
Pork Vale (Blue) 1 1 0 0 10 8 2 2
Lardiff City (Black) 1 1 0 0 10 8 2 2
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 1 0 0 1 8 10 -2 0
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 1 0 0 1 8 10 -2 0
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 1 0 0 1 5 8 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Lardiff City (Black) 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Pork Vale (Blue) 1 1 0 0 7 4 3 2
Man Titty (Orange) 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 1 0 0 1 4 7 -3 0
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Orange) 1 1 0 0 4 0 4 2
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 1 1 0 0 5 3 2 2
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Pork Vale (Blue) 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Lardiff City (Black) 1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 1.00 0.39%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 1.00 0.16%
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 0.50 3.73%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 0.50 1.65%
Man Titty (Orange) Luke Wicks 0.50 1.32%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 0.50 1.18%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Simon Durrant 0.50 0.97%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Martin 0.50 0.90%
Man Titty (Orange) Leigh Alston 0.50 0.86%
Man Titty (Orange) Greg Stephens 0.50 0.78%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 0.50 0.71%
Pork Vale (Blue) Robert Skipper 0.50 0.64%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Adam Chatten 0.50 0.53%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Graham Lawlor 0.50 0.46%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jonas Rhodes 0.50 0.41%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) David Langston 0.50 0.31%
Lardiff City (Black) Noel Bush 0.50 0.11%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 0.50 0.10%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gary Robinson 0.50 0.10%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 0.50 0.10%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Paul Sheppard 0.50 0.10%
Lardiff City (Black) Dan Garrett 0.50 0.09%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Lee De’ath 0.50 0.09%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 0.50 0.09%
Man Titty (Orange) Christopher Tillett 0.50 0.08%
Man Titty (Orange) James Culling 0.50 0.08%
Lardiff City (Black) Jon Graham 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 19 February

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)
  • Wednesday 19 February

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 19 February

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

 

  • Wednesday 12 February

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 12 February

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
  • Wednesday 12 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
  • Wednesday 26 February

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
  • Wednesday 26 February

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 05 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)
  • Wednesday 05 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 05 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 12 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 12 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 12 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 05 February

    Lardiff City (Black)
    10 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 8
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)
  • Wednesday 12 February

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 05 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 12 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)