Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Orange)
1
1
2
2
Pork Vale (Blue)
1
1
2
3
Lardiff City (Black)
1
1
2
4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
1
0
0
5
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
1
0
0
6
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
1
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Man Titty (Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
Pork Vale (Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 0 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 0 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Lardiff City (Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 2 |
Pork Vale (Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 0 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Man Titty (Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Pork Vale (Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 0 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 0 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Jan Lawlor | 1.00 | 0.39% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Reece Currie | 1.00 | 0.16% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Raj Nakum | 0.50 | 3.73% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Milan Karadzic | 0.50 | 1.65% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Luke Wicks | 0.50 | 1.32% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jonathan Nottage | 0.50 | 1.18% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Simon Durrant | 0.50 | 0.97% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Daniel Martin | 0.50 | 0.90% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Leigh Alston | 0.50 | 0.86% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Greg Stephens | 0.50 | 0.78% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Russell Smith | 0.50 | 0.71% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Robert Skipper | 0.50 | 0.64% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Adam Chatten | 0.50 | 0.53% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Graham Lawlor | 0.50 | 0.46% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Jonas Rhodes | 0.50 | 0.41% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | David Langston | 0.50 | 0.31% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Noel Bush | 0.50 | 0.11% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Calum Irvine | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Gary Robinson | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | nick towler | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Paul Sheppard | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Dan Garrett | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Lee De’ath | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Mark Ferrari | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Christopher Tillett | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Man Titty (Orange) | James Culling | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Jon Graham | 0.50 | 0.07% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 19 February
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 19 February
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:30Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 19 February
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 19 March
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 19 March
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:30Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 19 March
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 21:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 16 April
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 16 April
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 16 April
Lardiff City (Black)VS 21:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 19 February
Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 19 March
Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 16 April
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
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Wednesday 12 February
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 12 February
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:30Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 12 February
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 26 February
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 26 February
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 26 February
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 05 March
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 05 March
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 05 March
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 21:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 March
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 March
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 12 March
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 26 March
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:00Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 26 March
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:30Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 26 March
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 21:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 02 April
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 02 April
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:30Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 02 April
Lardiff City (Black)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 09 April
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 09 April
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:30Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 09 April
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 23 April
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 23 April
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:30Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 23 April
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 30 April
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 30 April
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:30Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 30 April
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 05 February
Lardiff City (Black)10 - 8Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Pork Vale (Blue)10 - 8Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)5 - 8Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 12 February
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 26 February
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 05 March
Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 March
Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 26 March
Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 02 April
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 09 April
Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 23 April
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 30 April
Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)