Enfield

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL

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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey

Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
8
8
16
2
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
8
5
10
3
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
8
5
10
4
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
8
4
8
5
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
8
1
2
6
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 8 8 0 0 89 41 48 16
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 8 5 0 3 64 28 36 10
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 8 5 0 3 63 61 2 10
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 8 4 0 4 56 55 1 8
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 8 1 0 7 34 69 -35 2
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 8 1 0 7 28 80 -52 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 8 6 2 0 37 4 33 14
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 8 5 0 3 16 25 -9 10
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 8 3 3 2 27 14 13 9
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 8 3 2 3 19 21 -2 8
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 8 3 1 4 14 19 -5 7
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 8 0 0 8 4 34 -30 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 8 7 1 0 32 11 21 15
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 8 5 1 2 26 19 7 11
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 8 4 2 2 29 19 10 10
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 8 2 2 4 5 7 -2 6
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 8 1 1 6 10 23 -13 3
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 8 1 1 6 1 24 -23 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Beyz Beyz 13.50 10.92%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Douglas Curtis 8.00 6.24%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Philip Stubbs 8.00 2.45%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Jamie Hurley 7.50 6.64%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Darryl Daniel 6.00 1.57%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Billy Forman 6.00 0.00%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Robert Collins 5.50 6.34%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Dan Warren 5.50 0.51%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Jason Phasouliotis 5.00 1.57%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Chris Leontiou 4.50 2.89%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Lawrence Kill 4.50 -0.28%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Erhan Mustafa 4.00 2.03%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Michael Maxwell 3.50 1.95%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Barckley Sumner 3.50 1.49%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Emmanuel Dadzie 3.50 1.21%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Michael Silva 3.00 4.11%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Michael Harper 3.00 2.23%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Alfie Jerome 2.50 1.54%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Matthew Ansah 2.00 0.59%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Martin Castell 2.00 0.50%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Raphael Owusu 1.50 1.57%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Pavlos Loizou 1.50 0.93%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Iulian Dumitru 1.00 1.49%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Connor Webb 1.00 1.15%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Richard Olaneye 1.00 0.52%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Cos Costa 1.00 -0.10%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Jan Ozkan 1.00 -1.13%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Carlos Ahumada 0.50 0.75%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Ben Booth 0.50 0.57%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Edward Dadzie 0.50 0.46%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Robert Cook 0.50 0.21%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 27 February

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
  • Thursday 27 February

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 20:00
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
  • Thursday 27 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 06 February

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    -1 - 15
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    2 - 13
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    9 - 7
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
  • Thursday 09 January

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    12 - 7
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    3 - 4
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    11 - 1
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
  • Thursday 28 November

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 14
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    5 - 7
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    7 - -1
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
  • Tuesday 27 February

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
  • Thursday 27 February

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

 

  • Thursday 13 February

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
  • Thursday 13 February

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
  • Thursday 13 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
  • Thursday 20 February

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:00
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
  • Thursday 20 February

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 20:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
  • Thursday 20 February

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 30 January

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    10 - 8
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    8 - 10
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    3 - 10
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
  • Thursday 23 January

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    10 - 3
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    10 - 7
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    8 - 12
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
  • Thursday 16 January

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    2 - 11
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    8 - 6
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    9 - 6
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
  • Thursday 19 December

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    1 - 7
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    4 - 7
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    1 - 9
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
  • Thursday 12 December

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    9 - 14
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    10 - 6
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    12 - 1
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
  • Thursday 05 December

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    2 - 11
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 12
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    15 - 9
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
  • Thursday 21 November

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    8 - -1
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    6 - 8
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    4 - 3
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
  • Thursday 14 November

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    5 - 6
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    3 - 7
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    13 - 1
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
  • Thursday 13 February

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
  • Thursday 20 February

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)