Enfield
Thursday | 20:00-22:00
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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey
Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
9
8
16
2
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
9
5
11
3
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
9
4
9
4
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
9
3
7
5
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
9
3
6
6
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
9
2
5
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 137 | 63 | 74 | 16 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 94 | 72 | 22 | 11 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 71 | 89 | -18 | 9 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 56 | 73 | -17 | 7 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 60 | 86 | -26 | 6 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 46 | 81 | -35 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 41 | 7 | 34 | 18 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 27 | 21 | 6 | 10 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 10 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 18 | 28 | -10 | 8 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 11 | 22 | -11 | 5 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 28 | -20 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 61 | 25 | 36 | 15 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 36 | 22 | 14 | 14 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 9 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 24 | 32 | -8 | 8 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 22 | 31 | -9 | 7 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 9 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 11 | 29 | -18 | 7 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 9 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 15 | 30 | -15 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Billy Forman | 13.50 | 3.30% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Ben Booth | 12.00 | 14.22% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Adam Telling | 11.50 | 12.01% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Silva | 11.50 | 5.43% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Cos Costa | 11.00 | 7.20% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Douglas Curtis | 10.00 | 5.42% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Mark Telling | 8.50 | 9.22% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Filipe De Freitas | 8.00 | 7.25% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Edward Dadzie | 8.00 | 5.81% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Beyz Beyz | 7.00 | 0.72% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Jason Phasouliotis | 6.00 | 3.94% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Philip Stubbs | 6.00 | 3.32% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Carlos Ahumada | 6.00 | 3.20% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Emmanuel Dadzie | 6.00 | 1.69% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Jamie Trevatt | 5.50 | 4.27% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Jan Ozkan | 5.50 | 3.32% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | CRISTIAN BARBOSU | 5.50 | 2.95% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Cantle | 5.50 | 2.24% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Anthony Ansah | 5.00 | 5.96% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Connor Webb | 5.00 | 2.89% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Harper | 5.00 | 1.95% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Pavlos Loizou | 4.00 | 1.39% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Lawrence Kill | 4.00 | 1.10% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Dan Warren | 3.50 | 7.49% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Christian Asare-Anderson | 3.50 | 4.40% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Joshua Ansah | 3.50 | 1.88% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Barckley Sumner | 3.50 | 1.83% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Alfie Jerome | 3.50 | 0.30% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Michael Maxwell | 3.00 | 3.90% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Connor Booth | 3.00 | 2.52% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Peter Eberle | 3.00 | 1.52% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Kingsley Appiah | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Bogdan Stefanescu | 2.50 | 5.93% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Darryl Daniel | 2.50 | 2.91% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Erhan Mustafa | 2.50 | 2.70% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Steven Vickers | 2.50 | 1.74% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Chris Leontiou | 2.00 | 0.48% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Gareth John | 1.50 | 0.18% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Thomas Cotton | 1.50 | -0.30% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Lenny Jerome | 1.00 | 2.54% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Dom Lucente | 1.00 | 1.97% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Manny Omideyi | 1.00 | 1.26% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Smith | 1.00 | 0.85% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Kerim Boudjema | 1.00 | 0.74% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Oscar Veloz Cano | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Alexandru Costel Budean | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | James Carter | 0.50 | -1.18% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 05 June
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 05 June
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:30Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 05 June
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 21:00Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 15 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)2 - 4Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)16 - 9REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)14 - 7Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 17 April
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)12 - 13Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)2 - 10Flabberden (Enfield Red)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)6 - 8REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 20 March
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)11 - 8REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)8 - 7Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)8 - 7Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 05 June
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
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Thursday 29 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 29 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:30Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 29 May
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 21:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 22 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)19 - 11Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)8 - 6Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)11 - 5Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 08 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)16 - 8REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)8 - 9Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Flabberden (Enfield Red)2 - 3Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 01 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)3 - 13Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)14 - 5Flabberden (Enfield Red)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)4 - 11Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 24 April
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)9 - 6Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)18 - 3Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)5 - 9Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 10 April
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)1 - 2Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)2 - 11Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)11 - 19Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 03 April
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)7 - 20Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)11 - 11Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)8 - 9Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 27 March
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)12 - 8Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)12 - 5REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)13 - 3Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 13 March
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)5 - 10Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)2 - 6Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)5 - 5Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 06 March
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)9 - 10Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)9 - 10REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)16 - 6Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 29 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)