Enfield
Thursday | 20:00-22:00
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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey
Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
8
8
16
2
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
8
5
10
3
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
8
5
10
4
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
8
4
8
5
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
8
1
2
6
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
8
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 89 | 41 | 48 | 16 |
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 64 | 28 | 36 | 10 |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 63 | 61 | 2 | 10 |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 56 | 55 | 1 | 8 |
Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 34 | 69 | -35 | 2 |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 28 | 80 | -52 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 37 | 4 | 33 | 14 |
Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 25 | -9 | 10 |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 8 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 9 |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 8 |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 7 |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 8 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 34 | -30 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 32 | 11 | 21 | 15 |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 19 | 7 | 11 |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 29 | 19 | 10 | 10 |
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 6 |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 10 | 23 | -13 | 3 |
Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 24 | -23 | 3 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Beyz Beyz | 13.50 | 10.92% |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Douglas Curtis | 8.00 | 6.24% |
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Philip Stubbs | 8.00 | 2.45% |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Jamie Hurley | 7.50 | 6.64% |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Darryl Daniel | 6.00 | 1.57% |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Billy Forman | 6.00 | 0.00% |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Robert Collins | 5.50 | 6.34% |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Dan Warren | 5.50 | 0.51% |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Jason Phasouliotis | 5.00 | 1.57% |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Chris Leontiou | 4.50 | 2.89% |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Lawrence Kill | 4.50 | -0.28% |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Erhan Mustafa | 4.00 | 2.03% |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Michael Maxwell | 3.50 | 1.95% |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Barckley Sumner | 3.50 | 1.49% |
Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Emmanuel Dadzie | 3.50 | 1.21% |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Silva | 3.00 | 4.11% |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Harper | 3.00 | 2.23% |
Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Alfie Jerome | 2.50 | 1.54% |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Matthew Ansah | 2.00 | 0.59% |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Martin Castell | 2.00 | 0.50% |
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Raphael Owusu | 1.50 | 1.57% |
Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Pavlos Loizou | 1.50 | 0.93% |
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Iulian Dumitru | 1.00 | 1.49% |
Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Connor Webb | 1.00 | 1.15% |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Richard Olaneye | 1.00 | 0.52% |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Cos Costa | 1.00 | -0.10% |
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Jan Ozkan | 1.00 | -1.13% |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Carlos Ahumada | 0.50 | 0.75% |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Ben Booth | 0.50 | 0.57% |
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Edward Dadzie | 0.50 | 0.46% |
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Robert Cook | 0.50 | 0.21% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Tuesday 27 February
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 21:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 27 February
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 27 February
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:30Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 06 February
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)-1 - 15Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)2 - 13Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)9 - 7REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 09 January
Flabberden (Enfield Red)12 - 7Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)3 - 4REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)11 - 1Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 28 November
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 14Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)5 - 7Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)7 - -1REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Tuesday 27 February
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 27 February
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
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Thursday 13 February
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 20:00Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 13 February
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:30Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 13 February
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 21:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 20 February
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 20 February
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:30Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 20 February
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 21:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 30 January
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)10 - 8Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Flabberden (Enfield Red)8 - 10Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)3 - 10Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 23 January
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)10 - 3Flabberden (Enfield Red)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)10 - 7REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)8 - 12Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 16 January
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)2 - 11Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)8 - 6Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)9 - 6Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 19 December
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)1 - 7Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)4 - 7Flabberden (Enfield Red)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)1 - 9Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 12 December
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)9 - 14Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)10 - 6Flabberden (Enfield Red)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)12 - 1REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 05 December
Flabberden (Enfield Red)2 - 11Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 12Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)15 - 9Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 21 November
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)8 - -1Flabberden (Enfield Red)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)6 - 8Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)4 - 3Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 14 November
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)5 - 6Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)3 - 7Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)13 - 1REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 13 February
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 20 February
Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)