Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Two | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
5
4
8
2
Red Bull Salsburger
5
3
7
3
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
5
3
7
4
Fat Men in Black
5
2
4
5
Inter Your Tummy (White)
5
2
4
6
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
5
2
4
7
Fenerbackache (Pink)
5
1
3
8
Real Madras - (Green)
5
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 25 | 10 | 8 |
| Red Bull Salsburger | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 22 | 14 | 7 |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 19 | 8 | 7 |
| Fat Men in Black | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 4 |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 33 | -11 | 4 |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 25 | -12 | 4 |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 35 | 34 | 1 | 3 |
| Real Madras - (Green) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 28 | -2 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Bull Salsburger | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 5 | 18 | 10 |
| Fat Men in Black | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 7 |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 7 |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 11 | -1 | 4 |
| Real Madras - (Green) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 3 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 15 | -8 | 2 |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 16 | -9 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 10 | -1 | 11 | 10 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 2 | 14 | 6 |
| Real Madras - (Green) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 6 |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 6 |
| Red Bull Salsburger | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 6 |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 2 |
| Fat Men in Black | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 11 | -9 | 2 |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | -3 | 7 | -10 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | Kieran Howard | 6.50 | 7.52% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Derek Warner | 6.00 | 6.59% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | James Kite | 5.50 | 1.20% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Simon Argles | 4.00 | 1.69% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Daryl Pledge | 3.50 | 6.46% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Dan Inman | 3.00 | 5.66% |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | Alexander Kenney | 3.00 | 1.74% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Gabriel Cavalcante | 2.50 | 5.33% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Joshua Hodge | 2.50 | 3.47% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Craig Dainty | 2.50 | 3.27% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Daniel Jones | 2.50 | 2.53% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | James Trow | 2.50 | 2.53% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | James Meade | 2.50 | 2.02% |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | Mike Doyle | 2.50 | 2.01% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Peter Cumner | 2.50 | 1.22% |
| Fat Men in Black | Jack Young | 2.50 | 0.76% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Cosmin Stoica | 2.50 | 0.70% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Muhammed Razak | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Matthew Deen | 2.00 | 1.58% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Richard Green | 1.50 | 1.30% |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | Luke Baldwin | 1.00 | 4.74% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Antony Turner | 1.00 | 3.75% |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | George Head | 1.00 | 3.65% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Charlie Dopson | 1.00 | 3.42% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Andrés Cadavid | 1.00 | 2.03% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Darren Corr | 1.00 | 1.74% |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | Nathan Etheridge | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Steve Sayers | 1.00 | 0.90% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Steve Norman | 1.00 | 0.84% |
| Fenerbackache (Pink) | Marcus Cook | 1.00 | 0.68% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Aaron Devoy | 1.00 | 0.66% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Josh Ellis-Smith | 1.00 | 0.60% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Serge Abdelkader | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Martin Bouette | 1.00 | 0.30% |
| Fat Men in Black | Kevin Ward | 0.50 | 1.69% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Mark Thomas | 0.50 | 1.38% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Tom Pool | 0.50 | 1.35% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Brad Smith | 0.50 | 1.09% |
| Fat Men in Black | Clive Pullen | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Rob Elkins | 0.50 | -0.17% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Alexander Haygarth | 0.50 | -0.90% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 12 May
Kebaberdeen (Blue)VS 20:00Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 12 May
Fat Men in BlackVS 20:30Fenerbackache (Pink) -
Monday 12 May
Bayern Munchin (Orange)VS 21:00Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 12 May
Real Madras - (Green)VS 21:30Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 19 May
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 20:00Fat Men in Black -
Monday 19 May
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 20:30Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 19 May
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 21:00Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 19 May
Fenerbackache (Pink)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 02 June
Fat Men in BlackVS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 02 June
Fenerbackache (Pink)VS 20:30Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 02 June
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 21:00Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 02 June
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 21:30Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 09 June
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 20:00Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 09 June
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black -
Monday 09 June
Real Madras - (Green)VS 21:00Fenerbackache (Pink) -
Monday 09 June
Bayern Munchin (Orange)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 16 June
Fat Men in BlackVS 20:00Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 16 June
Kebaberdeen (Blue)VS 20:30Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 16 June
Fenerbackache (Pink)VS 21:00Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 16 June
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 21:30Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 23 June
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 20:00Fenerbackache (Pink) -
Monday 23 June
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black -
Monday 23 June
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 23 June
Real Madras - (Green)VS 21:30Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 30 June
Fat Men in BlackVS 20:00Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 30 June
Bayern Munchin (Orange)VS 20:30Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 30 June
Kebaberdeen (Blue)VS 21:00Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 30 June
Fenerbackache (Pink)VS 21:30Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 07 July
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 07 July
Fenerbackache (Pink)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black -
Monday 07 July
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 21:00Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 07 July
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 21:30Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 14 July
Fat Men in BlackVS 20:00Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 14 July
Real Madras - (Green)VS 20:30Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 14 July
Bayern Munchin (Orange)VS 21:00Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Kebaberdeen (Blue)VS 21:30Fenerbackache (Pink)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 28 April
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)-1 - 9Fenerbackache (Pink)Inter Your Tummy (White)2 - 8Kebaberdeen (Blue)Red Bull Salsburger3 - 9Bayern Munchin (Orange)Real Madras - (Green)3 - 6Fat Men in Black -
Monday 14 April
Bayern Munchin (Orange)7 - 6Real Madras - (Green)Kebaberdeen (Blue)5 - 5Red Bull SalsburgerFat Men in Black2 - 5Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Fenerbackache (Pink)8 - 9Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 07 April
Inter Your Tummy (White)3 - 5Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Red Bull Salsburger12 - 5Fenerbackache (Pink)Real Madras - (Green)5 - 6Kebaberdeen (Blue)Bayern Munchin (Orange)9 - 5Fat Men in Black -
Monday 31 March
Kebaberdeen (Blue)3 - 1Bayern Munchin (Orange)Fenerbackache (Pink)5 - 5Real Madras - (Green)Fat Men in Black0 - 5Inter Your Tummy (White)Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 4Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 24 March
Red Bull Salsburger12 - 3Inter Your Tummy (White)Real Madras - (Green)7 - 4Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Bayern Munchin (Orange)9 - 8Fenerbackache (Pink)Kebaberdeen (Blue)5 - 6Fat Men in Black -
Monday 12 May
Kebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Fat Men in Black0 - 0Fenerbackache (Pink)Bayern Munchin (Orange)0 - 0Inter Your Tummy (White)Real Madras - (Green)0 - 0Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 19 May
Red Bull Salsburger0 - 0Fat Men in BlackInter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Real Madras - (Green)Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange)Fenerbackache (Pink)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 02 June
Fat Men in Black0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue)Fenerbackache (Pink)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange)Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras - (Green)Inter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 09 June
Red Bull Salsburger0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Inter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Fat Men in BlackReal Madras - (Green)0 - 0Fenerbackache (Pink)Bayern Munchin (Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 16 June
Fat Men in Black0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange)Kebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 0Real Madras - (Green)Fenerbackache (Pink)0 - 0Red Bull SalsburgerRapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 23 June
Inter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Fenerbackache (Pink)Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Fat Men in BlackRed Bull Salsburger0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue)Real Madras - (Green)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 30 June
Fat Men in Black0 - 0Real Madras - (Green)Bayern Munchin (Orange)0 - 0Red Bull SalsburgerKebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 0Inter Your Tummy (White)Fenerbackache (Pink)0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 07 July
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue)Fenerbackache (Pink)0 - 0Fat Men in BlackInter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange)Red Bull Salsburger0 - 0Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 14 July
Fat Men in Black0 - 0Red Bull SalsburgerReal Madras - (Green)0 - 0Inter Your Tummy (White)Bayern Munchin (Orange)0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 0Fenerbackache (Pink)