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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26
2
2
4
2
Man Titty (Blue) 26
2
2
4
3
Black Forest Fatto's 26
2
1
2
4
Fenerbackache (Purple) 26
2
1
2
5
Largentina (White) 26
2
1
2
6
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26
2
1
2
7
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26
2
0
0
8
Red Bull Salzburger 26
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 4 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 2 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 2 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 14 | -5 | 2 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13 | -11 | 2 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 0 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 4 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 2 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 2 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 1 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 3 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 2 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 5 | -6 | 2 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | James Trow | 3.50 | 0.86% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Luke Baldwin | 2.00 | -0.48% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Phil Edmunds | 1.00 | 3.52% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Kieran Howard | 1.00 | 1.83% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Martin Barrett | 1.00 | 1.72% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | STEPHEN BUTTERS | 1.00 | 1.53% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Aaron Devoy | 1.00 | 1.49% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Mike Dobinson | 1.00 | 1.37% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Travis Blake | 1.00 | 1.32% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | James Kite | 1.00 | 1.20% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Daryl Pledge | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Mike Burton | 1.00 | 1.17% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Jay Harding | 1.00 | 0.79% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Jeff Pollock | 1.00 | 0.77% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Simon Penney | 1.00 | 0.67% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Tom Mitchell | 1.00 | 0.61% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Ben Diboll | 1.00 | 0.43% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Nathaniel Billings | 0.50 | 2.62% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Ed Bliss | 0.50 | 2.45% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Joe Green | 0.50 | 2.36% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Callum Woolgar | 0.50 | 2.28% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Ben Ferrer | 0.50 | 1.66% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Craig Dainty | 0.50 | 1.29% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Andy Standen | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Pablo Ridler | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Craig Wood | 0.50 | 1.18% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Gary Marshall | 0.50 | 1.16% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Dominic Ponsford | 0.50 | 1.12% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Shaun Breach | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Stephen Dovey | 0.50 | 1.08% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Benjamin Argen | 0.50 | 1.04% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Muhammed Razak | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Ross Bridle | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Neil Jenner | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Gary Bushnell | 0.50 | 0.88% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Rob Elkins | 0.50 | 0.88% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Serge Abdelkader | 0.50 | 0.83% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | William Tan de Thorpe Millard | 0.50 | 0.81% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | James Meade | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Matthew Rutherford-West | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Sam Clapham | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Sebastian Cole | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Andrew Davies | 0.50 | 0.44% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Dexter Cornwell | 0.50 | 0.42% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Paul Elliott | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Derek Hanley | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Stuart Westcott | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Mark sampson | 0.50 | 0.26% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Peter Cumner | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Dave Bennett | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Alastair Lichten | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Richard Green | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 16 March
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26VS 20:00Black Forest Fatto's 26 -
Monday 16 March
Man Titty (Blue) 26VS 20:30Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 -
Monday 16 March
Fenerbackache (Purple) 26VS 21:00Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 -
Monday 16 March
Red Bull Salzburger 26VS 21:30Largentina (White) 26
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 09 March
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26-2 - 10Black Forest Fatto's 26Bayern Munchin (Orange) 262 - 3Man Titty (Blue) 26Largentina (White) 263 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple) 26Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 266 - 4Red Bull Salzburger 26 -
Monday 02 March
Largentina (White) 266 - 14Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Fenerbackache (Purple) 267 - 6Red Bull Salzburger 26Game of Throw Ins (Green)264 - 3Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26Black Forest Fatto's 267 - 10Man Titty (Blue) 26 -
Monday 16 March
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 260 - 0Black Forest Fatto's 26Man Titty (Blue) 260 - 0Game of Throw Ins (Green)26Fenerbackache (Purple) 260 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Red Bull Salzburger 260 - 0Largentina (White) 26