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Season Twelve | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter The Chippy (Black)
12
8
17
2
Balotellitubbies (white)
12
8
16
3
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
12
7
16
4
Big Green Machine (Green)
12
7
14
5
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
12
4
10
6
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
12
4
9
7
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
12
3
8
8
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
12
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter The Chippy (Black) 12 8 1 3 77 54 23 17
Balotellitubbies (white) 12 8 0 4 71 43 28 16
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) 12 7 2 3 68 54 14 16
Big Green Machine (Green) 12 7 0 5 60 59 1 14
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) 12 4 2 6 39 51 -12 10
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) 12 4 1 7 66 62 4 9
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) 12 3 2 7 47 64 -17 8
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) 12 3 0 9 34 75 -41 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) 12 8 1 3 45 32 13 17
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) 12 7 2 3 33 17 16 16
Balotellitubbies (white) 12 6 4 2 31 15 16 16
Big Green Machine (Green) 12 5 1 6 31 30 1 11
Inter The Chippy (Black) 12 4 2 6 24 38 -14 10
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) 12 4 1 7 23 31 -8 9
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) 12 4 1 7 15 28 -13 9
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) 12 2 4 6 20 31 -11 8
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter The Chippy (Black) 12 9 0 3 32 5 27 18
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) 12 6 5 1 32 14 18 17
Balotellitubbies (white) 12 7 2 3 27 14 13 16
Big Green Machine (Green) 12 5 2 5 13 15 -2 12
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) 12 4 3 5 7 21 -14 11
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) 12 5 0 7 9 13 -4 10
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) 12 3 1 8 6 25 -19 7
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) 12 1 3 8 0 19 -19 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Balotellitubbies (white) David Williams 14.00 9.67%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Philip Burton 9.00 7.08%
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) Richard Groves 9.00 3.95%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Luke Baldwin 8.50 3.41%
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) Peter Cumner 8.00 4.98%
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) Mark Fenton 8.00 4.01%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Tom Argent 6.50 2.50%
Big Green Machine (Green) chris Stevens 6.00 5.00%
Big Green Machine (Green) Jack Trott 6.00 1.47%
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) Joel Spicer 5.50 6.60%
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) Andy Clapham 5.50 4.78%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Kevin Ward 5.50 3.60%
Balotellitubbies (white) Chris Brown 5.00 4.36%
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) Dan Foyster 5.00 2.47%
Balotellitubbies (white) Christian Maher loughnan 4.50 1.57%
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) Kyle Brand 4.00 1.45%
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) Antony Turner 3.50 5.18%
Big Green Machine (Green) Paul McConnell 3.50 3.85%
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) Stuart Westcott 3.50 3.07%
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) Russell Healey 3.50 2.09%
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) Reece Hemsley 3.50 1.45%
Big Green Machine (Green) Max Cooter 3.50 0.18%
Balotellitubbies (white) Ben Tyson 3.00 3.21%
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) Craig Wood 3.00 1.33%
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) Matthew Deen 3.00 0.72%
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) Lee Ramsey 3.00 0.00%
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) Pablo Ridler 2.50 2.25%
Inter The Chippy (Black) George Head 2.50 1.90%
Balotellitubbies (white) Jake Field 2.50 1.05%
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) Kushi Hussein 2.50 0.79%
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) Lee Stokes 2.50 0.68%
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) Ben Coomson 2.50 -0.35%
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) Chris Taylor 1.50 2.06%
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) Zac Shinebourne 1.50 1.49%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Alexander Haygarth 1.50 1.22%
Balotellitubbies (white) Neil Jenner 1.50 1.03%
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) Rian Tester 1.50 -0.38%
Big Green Machine (Green) Duncan Ladkin 1.50 -0.54%
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) Mike Burton 1.00 3.15%
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) Jason Hyland 1.00 1.74%
Big Green Machine (Green) Simon Argles 1.00 1.24%
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) Adrian Strange 1.00 1.14%
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) Russ Bedford 1.00 1.14%
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) Ross Bridle 1.00 0.64%
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) Daniel Barnett 1.00 0.40%
Balotellitubbies (white) Alan Milton 1.00 -1.50%
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) Mike Doyle 0.50 -0.51%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 04 July

    Balotellitubbies (white)
    VS 20:00
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 04 July

    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    VS 20:30
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
  • Monday 04 July

    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    VS 21:00
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 04 July

    Big Green Machine (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 11 July

    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Big Green Machine (Green)
  • Monday 11 July

    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 11 July

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Balotellitubbies (white)
  • Monday 11 July

    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 27 June

    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    2 - 6
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    2 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    6 - 5
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    4 - 4
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 20 June

    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    8 - 6
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    11 - 4
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    3 - 5
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    4 - 3
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 13 June

    Balotellitubbies (white)
    5 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    6 - 7
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    2 - 3
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    4 - 7
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 06 June

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    7 - -1
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    1 - 3
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    3 - 2
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    1 - 10
    Balotellitubbies (white)
  • Monday 30 May

    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    7 - 3
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    5 - 4
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    7 - 11
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    1 - 2
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 23 May

    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    8 - 5
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    11 - 4
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    5 - 5
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    5 - 2
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
  • Monday 16 May

    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    -3 - 4
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    6 - 9
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    5 - 17
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    1 - 9
    Balotellitubbies (white)
  • Monday 09 May

    Balotellitubbies (white)
    1 - -1
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    6 - 1
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    1 - 9
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    1 - 8
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
  • Monday 25 April

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    6 - -1
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    6 - 4
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    2 - 9
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    11 - 2
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 11 April

    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    3 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    7 - 4
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    2 - 3
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    4 - 1
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
  • Monday 04 April

    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    5 - 6
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    1 - 8
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    5 - 5
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    4 - 5
    Big Green Machine (Green)
  • Monday 28 March

    Big Green Machine (Green)
    7 - 4
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    7 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    5 - 5
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    4 - 8
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
  • Monday 04 July

    Balotellitubbies (white)
    0 - 0
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 11 July

    FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Big Green Machine (Green)
    Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Balotellitubbies (white)
    Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)

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