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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Eight | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
0
0
0
2
Pork Vale (Blue)
0
0
0
3
Man Titty (Orange)
0
0
0
4
Lardiff City (Black)
0
0
0
5
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
0
0
0
6
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
0
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pork Vale (Blue) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Man Titty (Orange) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lardiff City (Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pork Vale (Blue) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Man Titty (Orange) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lardiff City (Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pork Vale (Blue) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Man Titty (Orange) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lardiff City (Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

 

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)