Leyton

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Feel Good Too, Ive Farm Close, London Leyton Orient, E10 5UE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.

Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
White Pudding (Leyton White)
12
10
20
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
12
8
16
3
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
12
7
14
4
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
12
6
13
5
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
12
5
11
6
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
12
5
10
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
12
5
10
8
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
12
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
White Pudding (Leyton White) 12 10 0 2 103 60 43 20
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 12 8 0 4 104 76 28 16
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 12 7 0 5 110 90 20 14
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 12 6 1 5 82 82 0 13
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 12 5 1 6 86 86 0 11
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 12 5 0 7 88 87 1 10
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 12 5 0 7 90 95 -5 10
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 12 1 0 11 26 113 -87 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 12 9 0 3 61 20 41 18
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 12 8 2 2 37 10 27 18
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 12 8 1 3 32 31 1 17
White Pudding (Leyton White) 12 7 2 3 26 14 12 16
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 12 4 1 7 29 30 -1 9
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 12 3 3 6 26 41 -15 9
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 12 1 5 6 19 35 -16 7
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 12 0 2 10 13 62 -49 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
White Pudding (Leyton White) 12 10 0 2 36 10 26 20
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 12 7 2 3 25 5 20 16
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 12 6 3 3 29 20 9 15
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 12 5 2 5 14 18 -4 12
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 12 5 1 6 18 20 -2 11
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 12 4 2 6 23 24 -1 10
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 12 2 3 7 -12 12 -24 7
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 12 2 1 9 5 29 -24 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) William Ellis 13.50 13.36%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Vincent Wood 13.50 10.16%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) tom martin 11.50 11.20%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Douglas Curtis 10.00 5.40%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Chris Rutherford 8.50 4.34%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Carlos Puerta 8.00 5.14%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Ben Westaway 8.00 2.32%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Lee Mara 7.50 9.53%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Joe Philipson 7.50 5.16%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Darren Jewell 6.50 1.55%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Aubrey Davis 5.50 2.56%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Waseem Jamal 5.50 1.68%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Luis Cabana 5.50 0.34%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Gleave Parsons 5.00 2.91%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Jorge Pinto 5.00 0.70%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Gregory Meehan 5.00 0.64%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Patrick Coeur De Lion 5.00 0.19%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Chris Rees 4.00 3.82%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Dylan Miller smith 4.00 2.28%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Alan Smith 4.00 1.66%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Andrew Robson 4.00 1.15%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Mehmet Akdeniz 3.50 5.50%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Quincy Dwamena 3.00 2.69%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) David Moss 3.00 2.13%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Garry Tooey 3.00 1.53%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Jack Barker 3.00 0.84%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Dipak Gosai 3.00 -0.22%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Dan Gottschalk 2.50 4.77%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Peter Donaghy 2.50 2.06%
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) Omar Nasar 2.50 2.05%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Nicholas Thompson 2.50 1.14%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Charles Melvin 2.50 0.52%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Badar Haq 2.50 0.48%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Steven Coeur De Lion 2.50 0.00%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Andre Bucknor 2.50 -0.42%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) James Turner 2.00 3.13%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Ross Evans 2.00 0.35%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Robert Davies 1.50 -1.04%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) absey amaret 1.00 1.95%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Inan Gul 1.00 -0.42%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) mel sibindi 1.00 -0.58%
White Pudding (Leyton White) George Mavropoulos 0.50 0.87%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Kristian Coote 0.50 0.71%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    VS 20:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 21:00
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    VS 19:30
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    VS 20:00
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    8 - -1
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    16 - 6
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    6 - 1
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    3 - 10
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    9 - 5
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    10 - 12
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    12 - 11
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    12 - 13
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 12
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    5 - 5
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    9 - 12
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    3 - 8
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    6 - 4
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    11 - 3
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    6 - 8
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    10 - 3
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    8 - 5
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    1 - 8
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    3 - 11
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    6 - 11
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    3 - 13
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    4 - 9
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    2 - 5
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    4 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 15 April

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    3 - 7
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    12 - 5
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    11 - 7
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    12 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    -2 - 7
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    11 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    12 - 11
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    10 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    10 - 12
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    11 - 5
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    10 - 1
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    4 - 6
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    6 - 2
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    5 - 10
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    9 - 3
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    8 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    5 - 10
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    8 - 3
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    9 - 4
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    2 - 9
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    13 - 10
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    11 - 4
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    8 - 11
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    14 - 12
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    0 - 0
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)