Paisley
Wednesday | 19:30-21:00
Weigh together, and play together on Wednesdays no matter what your ability... We have a great, supportive bunch of lads, and being on the Man v Fat journey myself. I can assure you it's the most fun and supportive way for men to shed weight without feeling embarrassed.
Kenny Noble, Coach, Paisley
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
8
7
14
2
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
8
6
12
3
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
8
5
10
4
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
8
3
6
5
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
8
2
4
6
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
8
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 150 | 126 | 24 | 14 |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 165 | 120 | 45 | 12 |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 119 | 113 | 6 | 10 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 120 | 118 | 2 | 6 |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 116 | 139 | -23 | 4 |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 85 | 139 | -54 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 35 | 16 | 19 | 13 |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 47 | 24 | 23 | 12 |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 25 | 23 | 2 | 7 |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 29 | 31 | -2 | 7 |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 14 | 25 | -11 | 5 |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 17 | 48 | -31 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 49 | 31 | 18 | 14 |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 39 | 27 | 12 | 9 |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 24 | 29 | -5 | 8 |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 37 | 38 | -1 | 7 |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 19 | 24 | -5 | 6 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | 8 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 15 | 34 | -19 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Darren Gorman | 14.00 | 8.44% |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | Nathan Richford | 13.50 | 15.16% |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | Tom McConnell | 12.00 | 6.57% |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Daryll McVey | 11.50 | 6.18% |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | Jim Hallan | 10.50 | 5.56% |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | Joe McGhee | 9.00 | 7.16% |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | Rhys Barlow | 9.00 | 6.37% |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Ewen Maccoll | 9.00 | 3.80% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | Gavin Glover | 8.50 | 8.02% |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Ross Stewart | 8.50 | 2.46% |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | Stuart Warren | 8.00 | 12.94% |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | john barlow | 7.00 | 3.65% |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | Paul Tudor | 6.50 | 4.94% |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | Gary Wallace | 6.50 | 2.58% |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | Simon Darkin | 6.50 | 1.41% |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Kyle Donnelly | 6.50 | 0.87% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | Sam Cooke | 6.50 | -0.07% |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | Sean Smith | 6.00 | 2.68% |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | Scot Duffy | 6.00 | 2.52% |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | Marco Massey | 5.50 | 0.00% |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | Jack Ferguson | 5.00 | 3.08% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | Graham Cooke | 3.50 | 1.76% |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | Kyle Anderson | 3.50 | 1.20% |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | Dylan Hainey | 3.50 | -2.29% |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Connor Cartwright | 3.00 | 2.45% |
| Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) | Craig Lowe | 3.00 | 1.72% |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | Drew Porter | 2.50 | 1.50% |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | Greg Paterson | 2.50 | 0.89% |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | Brendan Fox | 2.50 | 0.72% |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | Graham Nicholls | 2.50 | -0.63% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | Joe Lydon | 2.00 | 1.30% |
| The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) | Stephen Dunn | 2.00 | 0.11% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | Mark Campbell | 2.00 | 0.10% |
| Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) | Matthew Kelly | 1.00 | -0.20% |
| Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) | William McPhee | 1.00 | -1.45% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | Thomas Perry | 1.00 | -2.07% |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Ian Mort | 0.50 | 2.56% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) | Spike Sinha | 0.50 | 1.31% |
| Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) | Alistair Harkness | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 17 September
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)9 - 14Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)18 - 10Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)15 - 11The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) -
Wednesday 20 August
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)16 - 13Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)17 - 10The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)17 - 17Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) -
Wednesday 23 July
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)17 - 11Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)6 - 20Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)10 - 9The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
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Wednesday 24 September
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)VS 19:30Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) -
Wednesday 24 September
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)VS 20:00Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) -
Wednesday 24 September
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)VS 20:30Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 10 September
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)16 - 14Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)23 - 21Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)15 - 12Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) -
Wednesday 03 September
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)6 - 13Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)4 - 17The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)25 - 14Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) -
Wednesday 27 August
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)19 - 17Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)21 - 9Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)13 - 20Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) -
Wednesday 13 August
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)23 - 4Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)23 - 24Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)10 - 19Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) -
Wednesday 06 August
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)18 - 17Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)23 - 21Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)12 - 16The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) -
Wednesday 30 July
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)20 - 14Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)20 - 14Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)10 - 14Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) -
Wednesday 16 July
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)13 - 14Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)14 - 22Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)11 - 13Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) -
Wednesday 09 July
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)15 - 20Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)15 - 13Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)10 - 14The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) -
Wednesday 24 September
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)0 - 0Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)0 - 0Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)0 - 0Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)