Rochdale
Monday | 19:30-21:30
Cardinal Langley RC High School, Rochdale Road, Middleton Rochdale, M24 2GL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Rochdale. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Monday night is game night, we weigh together, we play together! This is the mantra at MAN v FAT Rochdale and each team really rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. MAN v FAT Rochdale is about changing your lifestyle for the better and I see this every week when players can’t wait to tell me about their week and what they have done in creating those healthier habits come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Roman Conrad, Coach, Rochdale
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Obesalona (Black)
0
0
0
2
Real Mayo Madrid (White)
0
0
0
3
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)
0
0
0
4
Maradona Kebabs (Red)
0
0
0
5
Greens on Toast (Green)
0
0
0
6
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)
0
0
0
7
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)
0
0
0
8
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)
0
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Obesalona (Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real Mayo Madrid (White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Fat Tangerines (Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Obesalona (Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real Mayo Madrid (White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Fat Tangerines (Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Obesalona (Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real Mayo Madrid (White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Fat Tangerines (Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | Lewis Carney | 7.00 | 0.92% |
| Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) | Robert Healey | 3.50 | 5.33% |
| Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) | Ant Bromley | 3.50 | 3.22% |
| Real Mayo Madrid (White) | Martin Buckley | 3.50 | 3.14% |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | Jonathan Nesbitt | 3.50 | 0.50% |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | Wayne Bates | 0.50 | 3.17% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | Shane Feeney | 0.50 | 3.05% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | Mark Jones | 0.50 | 3.02% |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | Elliot Corlett | 0.50 | 2.86% |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | Luke Pelling | 0.50 | 2.76% |
| The Fat Tangerines (Orange) | Cameron Timberley | 0.50 | 2.69% |
| Real Mayo Madrid (White) | Christopher Scholes | 0.50 | 2.59% |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | Matt Jones | 0.50 | 2.55% |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | Daniel Slater | 0.50 | 2.49% |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | Simon Davis | 0.50 | 2.15% |
| Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) | Waqar Hussain | 0.50 | 2.01% |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | Jack Cowsill | 0.50 | 1.83% |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | Jake Wilcock | 0.50 | 1.65% |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | James Charters | 0.50 | 1.63% |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | Thomas Smith | 0.50 | 1.51% |
| Real Mayo Madrid (White) | John Aaron Oddie | 0.50 | 1.29% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | David McCall | 0.50 | 1.27% |
| The Fat Tangerines (Orange) | William Hawthorne | 0.50 | 1.23% |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | Shane Mcdaid | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | Adam Laws | 0.50 | 0.68% |
| Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) | Philip Goldsworthy | 0.50 | 0.58% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Blue) | Christopher Bolton | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Obesalona (Black) | Adam Hutton | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | Graham Davies | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| Maradona Kebabs (Red) | Jez Elson | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Greens on Toast (Green) | Thomas Nixon | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 01 September
Maradona Kebabs (Red)VS 19:30Greens on Toast (Green) -
Monday 01 September
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)VS 20:00Real Mayo Madrid (White) -
Monday 01 September
Obesalona (Black)VS 20:30Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 01 September
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)VS 21:00The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 08 September
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)VS 19:30Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 08 September
Greens on Toast (Green)VS 20:00The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 08 September
Real Mayo Madrid (White)VS 20:30Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 08 September
Maradona Kebabs (Red)VS 21:00Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 15 September
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)VS 19:30Greens on Toast (Green) -
Monday 15 September
Obesalona (Black)VS 20:00Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 15 September
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)VS 20:30Real Mayo Madrid (White) -
Monday 15 September
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)VS 21:00Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 22 September
Real Mayo Madrid (White)VS 19:30The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 22 September
Greens on Toast (Green)VS 20:00Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 22 September
Maradona Kebabs (Red)VS 20:30Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 22 September
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)VS 21:00Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 29 September
Obesalona (Black)VS 19:30Greens on Toast (Green) -
Monday 29 September
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)VS 20:00Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 29 September
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)VS 20:30Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 29 September
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)VS 21:00Real Mayo Madrid (White) -
Monday 06 October
Maradona Kebabs (Red)VS 19:30Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 06 October
Greens on Toast (Green)VS 20:00Real Mayo Madrid (White) -
Monday 06 October
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)VS 20:30The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Obesalona (Black)VS 21:00Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 13 October
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)VS 19:30Greens on Toast (Green) -
Monday 13 October
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)VS 20:00Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 13 October
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)VS 20:30Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Real Mayo Madrid (White)VS 21:00Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 20 October
Greens on Toast (Green)VS 19:30Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 20 October
Real Mayo Madrid (White)VS 20:00Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 20 October
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)VS 20:30Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 20 October
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)VS 21:00Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 27 October
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)VS 19:30Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 27 October
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)VS 20:00Greens on Toast (Green) -
Monday 27 October
Obesalona (Black)VS 20:30Real Mayo Madrid (White) -
Monday 27 October
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)VS 21:00Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 03 November
Greens on Toast (Green)VS 19:30Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 03 November
Maradona Kebabs (Red)VS 20:00Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 03 November
Real Mayo Madrid (White)VS 20:30Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 03 November
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)VS 21:00The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 10 November
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)VS 19:30Real Mayo Madrid (White) -
Monday 10 November
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)VS 20:00Greens on Toast (Green) -
Monday 10 November
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)VS 20:30Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 10 November
Obesalona (Black)VS 21:00Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 17 November
Greens on Toast (Green)VS 19:30Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 17 November
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)VS 20:00Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 17 November
Maradona Kebabs (Red)VS 20:30The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 17 November
Real Mayo Madrid (White)VS 21:00Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 24 November
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)VS 19:30Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 24 November
Real Mayo Madrid (White)VS 20:00Greens on Toast (Green) -
Monday 24 November
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)VS 20:30Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 24 November
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)VS 21:00Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 01 December
Greens on Toast (Green)VS 19:30Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 01 December
Obesalona (Black)VS 20:00The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 01 December
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)VS 20:30Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Maradona Kebabs (Red)VS 21:00Real Mayo Madrid (White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 01 September
Maradona Kebabs (Red)0 - 0Greens on Toast (Green)Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)0 - 0Real Mayo Madrid (White)Obesalona (Black)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Blue)Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)0 - 0The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 08 September
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)0 - 0Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)Greens on Toast (Green)0 - 0The Fat Tangerines (Orange)Real Mayo Madrid (White)0 - 0Obesalona (Black)Maradona Kebabs (Red)0 - 0Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 15 September
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)0 - 0Greens on Toast (Green)Obesalona (Black)0 - 0Maradona Kebabs (Red)Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)0 - 0Real Mayo Madrid (White)The Fat Tangerines (Orange)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 22 September
Real Mayo Madrid (White)0 - 0The Fat Tangerines (Orange)Greens on Toast (Green)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Blue)Maradona Kebabs (Red)0 - 0Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)0 - 0Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 29 September
Obesalona (Black)0 - 0Greens on Toast (Green)Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)0 - 0Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)The Fat Tangerines (Orange)0 - 0Maradona Kebabs (Red)Cholesterol Palace (Blue)0 - 0Real Mayo Madrid (White) -
Monday 06 October
Maradona Kebabs (Red)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Blue)Greens on Toast (Green)0 - 0Real Mayo Madrid (White)Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)0 - 0The Fat Tangerines (Orange)Obesalona (Black)0 - 0Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 13 October
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)0 - 0Greens on Toast (Green)The Fat Tangerines (Orange)0 - 0Obesalona (Black)Cholesterol Palace (Blue)0 - 0Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)Real Mayo Madrid (White)0 - 0Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 20 October
Greens on Toast (Green)0 - 0Maradona Kebabs (Red)Real Mayo Madrid (White)0 - 0Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)Cholesterol Palace (Blue)0 - 0Obesalona (Black)The Fat Tangerines (Orange)0 - 0Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple) -
Monday 27 October
Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Blue)The Fat Tangerines (Orange)0 - 0Greens on Toast (Green)Obesalona (Black)0 - 0Real Mayo Madrid (White)Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)0 - 0Maradona Kebabs (Red) -
Monday 03 November
Greens on Toast (Green)0 - 0Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)Maradona Kebabs (Red)0 - 0Obesalona (Black)Real Mayo Madrid (White)0 - 0Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)Cholesterol Palace (Blue)0 - 0The Fat Tangerines (Orange) -
Monday 10 November
The Fat Tangerines (Orange)0 - 0Real Mayo Madrid (White)Cholesterol Palace (Blue)0 - 0Greens on Toast (Green)Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)0 - 0Maradona Kebabs (Red)Obesalona (Black)0 - 0Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow) -
Monday 17 November
Greens on Toast (Green)0 - 0Obesalona (Black)Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)0 - 0Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)Maradona Kebabs (Red)0 - 0The Fat Tangerines (Orange)Real Mayo Madrid (White)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Blue) -
Monday 24 November
Cholesterol Palace (Blue)0 - 0Maradona Kebabs (Red)Real Mayo Madrid (White)0 - 0Greens on Toast (Green)The Fat Tangerines (Orange)0 - 0Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)0 - 0Obesalona (Black) -
Monday 01 December
Greens on Toast (Green)0 - 0Alot-Tolouse FC (Purple)Obesalona (Black)0 - 0The Fat Tangerines (Orange)Jamaican-Me-Slimmer (Yellow)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Blue)Maradona Kebabs (Red)0 - 0Real Mayo Madrid (White)