Darlington

Wednesday | 20:00-21:00

Salters Ln S, Darlington, Darlington Darlington, DL1 2AN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Darlington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Wednesday night we meet, weigh in and play football. At Darlington, we are a team of like minded men who are on a weight loss journey together. We are about creation and maintaining those healthy habits while supporting and encouraging each other on and off the pitch. Come along and join the team and let us help you achieve those goals.

Ian Mcgee, Coach, Darlington

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Season Eight | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
14
7
15
2
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
14
7
14
3
Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
14
6
13

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) 14 7 1 6 97 92 5 15
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) 14 7 0 7 100 96 4 14
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) 14 6 1 7 89 98 -9 13
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) 14 9 0 5 25 17 8 18
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) 14 7 3 4 19 14 5 17
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) 14 2 3 9 9 22 -13 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) 14 9 1 4 49 45 4 19
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) 14 6 0 8 42 50 -8 12
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) 14 5 1 8 49 45 4 11
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Joel Hoggarth 17.00 6.44%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Jacob Sedgwick 16.00 7.02%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Chris Hakin 16.00 3.61%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Gareth Thomas 15.00 9.68%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Carl Mansfield 12.00 4.89%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Michael Taylor 10.00 3.93%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) James Lusted 10.00 1.31%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Michael Roberts 10.00 -0.11%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Dave Smith 8.00 3.11%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Scott Shaw 8.00 2.31%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Jamie Nicholson 7.00 1.89%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Luis Dunford 6.00 2.82%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Blake Roddam 5.00 1.39%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Tom Southworth 5.00 1.33%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Mathew Whitehead 5.00 0.56%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Andrew Coates 4.00 1.55%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Paul Mann 4.00 0.36%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Nathan Brown 3.00 4.89%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Dave Sheppard 3.00 2.15%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Charlie Foster-Metcalfe 3.00 1.95%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Jamie Foster-metcalfe 3.00 0.89%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Stuart Quincey 2.00 1.88%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Ben Kelly 2.00 0.35%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Liam Bailey 1.00 1.70%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Harbaljit Singh-Bhangu 1.00 0.41%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 24 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 24 July

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    VS 20:15
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
  • Wednesday 24 July

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 19 June

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    7 - 7
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    7 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    5 - 6
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
  • Wednesday 15 May

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    4 - 7
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    7 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    6 - 7
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
  • Wednesday 24 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    0 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

 

  • Wednesday 17 July

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
  • Wednesday 17 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    VS 20:15
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 17 July

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
  • Wednesday 31 July

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
  • Wednesday 31 July

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    VS 20:15
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
  • Wednesday 31 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 07 August

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
  • Wednesday 07 August

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    VS 20:15
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 07 August

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 03 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    6 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    12 - 6
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    7 - 13
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
  • Wednesday 26 June

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 8
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    7 - 3
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 12 June

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    11 - 10
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    5 - 11
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    11 - 7
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
  • Wednesday 05 June

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    15 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    6 - 14
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 22 May

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    8 - 9
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    13 - 10
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    7 - 13
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
  • Wednesday 08 May

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    4 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    3 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    1 - 3
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 01 May

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    3 - 6
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    5 - 3
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    5 - 9
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
  • Wednesday 17 July

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    0 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
  • Wednesday 31 July

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    0 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
  • Wednesday 07 August

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    0 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)