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Season Recommences: 05/10/2020 20:00

Monday | 20:00-22:00

Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre, Rawlinson Road Aldershot, GU11 2LQ

Due to the national lockdown taking place from Thursday 4th November 2020, all MAN v FAT Football leagues in England, will be suspended in-line with the Government and FA guidance until Thursday 3rd December 2020. You can still register to join our leagues and a member of the team will be in contact once a space becomes available. Funded places are available to all residents of Hampshire. A resident of Hampshire is defined as someone who lives, works or has a GP within a Hampshire postcode. We reserve the right to charge none residents the standard MAN v FAT Football monthly membership fee. For further details please email Football@manvfat.com Funding provided by Hampshire County Council

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Leaderboard

Season Three | 2020
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Submarines.
5
4
8
2
Rapid Viennetta - white
5
3
7
3
Athletico JGG - Green
5
2
5
4
Tango United - Orange
5
2
5
5
Red Velvet
5
0
3
6
Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
5
0
2

Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight

Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Submarines. 5 4 0 1 49 40 9 8
Rapid Viennetta - white 5 3 1 1 45 39 6 7
Athletico JGG - Green 5 2 1 2 42 40 2 5
Tango United - Orange 5 2 1 2 29 33 -4 5
Red Velvet 5 0 3 2 35 37 -2 3
Dynamo Kebabs - Blue 5 0 2 3 27 38 -11 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Submarines. 5 4 1 0 7 1 6 9
Red Velvet 5 2 2 1 3 1 2 6
Athletico JGG - Green 5 1 4 0 1 0 1 6
Rapid Viennetta - white 5 2 1 2 2 4 -2 5
Tango United - Orange 5 0 2 3 0 3 -3 2
Dynamo Kebabs - Blue 5 0 2 3 1 5 -4 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Rapid Viennetta - white 5 4 0 1 28 22 6 8
Yellow Submarines. 5 2 2 1 28 26 2 6
Tango United - Orange 5 3 0 2 17 17 0 6
Dynamo Kebabs - Blue 5 1 2 2 17 20 -3 4
Athletico JGG - Green 5 1 1 3 27 28 -1 3
Red Velvet 5 0 3 2 18 22 -4 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Athletico JGG - Green Steve Bryant-Jones 6.50 5.01%
Rapid Viennetta - white John Williams 6.00 4.62%
Yellow Submarines. Dean Williams 4.00 7.22%
Rapid Viennetta - white David Oliver 3.50 4.95%
Rapid Viennetta - white Daniel Latham 3.50 4.31%
Yellow Submarines. Richard Milstead 3.50 3.98%
Yellow Submarines. Sebastian Elwell 3.50 2.59%
Yellow Submarines. Adrian London 3.00 3.08%
Rapid Viennetta - white James Hamblin 3.00 2.26%
Rapid Viennetta - white Ross Hawley 3.00 2.22%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 08 February

    Athletico JGG - Green
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
  • Monday 08 February

    Red Velvet
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Submarines.
  • Monday 08 February

    Rapid Viennetta - white
    VS 21:00
    Tango United - Orange
  • Monday 15 February

    Yellow Submarines.
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta - white
  • Monday 15 February

    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    VS 20:30
    Tango United - Orange
  • Monday 15 February

    Athletico JGG - Green
    VS 21:00
    Red Velvet
  • Monday 22 February

    Red Velvet
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
  • Monday 22 February

    Rapid Viennetta - white
    VS 20:30
    Athletico JGG - Green
  • Monday 22 February

    Tango United - Orange
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Submarines.

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 08 February

    Athletico JGG - Green
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    Red Velvet
    0 - 0
    Yellow Submarines.
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    0 - 0
    Tango United - Orange
  • Monday 15 February

    Yellow Submarines.
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    0 - 0
    Tango United - Orange
    Athletico JGG - Green
    0 - 0
    Red Velvet
  • Monday 22 February

    Red Velvet
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    0 - 0
    Athletico JGG - Green
    Tango United - Orange
    0 - 0
    Yellow Submarines.

 

  • Monday 04 January

    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    VS 20:00
    Athletico JGG - Green
  • Monday 04 January

    Yellow Submarines.
    VS 20:30
    Red Velvet
  • Monday 04 January

    Tango United - Orange
    VS 21:00
    Rapid Viennetta - white
  • Monday 11 January

    Rapid Viennetta - white
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Submarines.
  • Monday 11 January

    Tango United - Orange
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
  • Monday 11 January

    Red Velvet
    VS 21:00
    Athletico JGG - Green
  • Monday 18 January

    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    VS 20:00
    Red Velvet
  • Monday 18 January

    Athletico JGG - Green
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta - white
  • Monday 18 January

    Yellow Submarines.
    VS 21:00
    Tango United - Orange
  • Monday 25 January

    Tango United - Orange
    VS 20:00
    Athletico JGG - Green
  • Monday 25 January

    Yellow Submarines.
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
  • Monday 25 January

    Rapid Viennetta - white
    VS 21:00
    Red Velvet
  • Monday 01 February

    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta - white
  • Monday 01 February

    Red Velvet
    VS 20:30
    Tango United - Orange
  • Monday 01 February

    Athletico JGG - Green
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Submarines.

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 02 November

    Yellow Submarines.
    12 - 15
    Athletico JGG - Green
    Tango United - Orange
    6 - 6
    Red Velvet
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    9 - 5
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
  • Monday 26 October

    Red Velvet
    12 - 12
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    9 - 12
    Yellow Submarines.
    Athletico JGG - Green
    8 - 9
    Tango United - Orange
  • Monday 19 October

    Tango United - Orange
    4 - 10
    Yellow Submarines.
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    10 - 9
    Athletico JGG - Green
    Red Velvet
    7 - 7
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
  • Monday 12 October

    Athletico JGG - Green
    5 - 4
    Red Velvet
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    1 - 5
    Tango United - Orange
    Yellow Submarines.
    8 - 6
    Rapid Viennetta - white
  • Monday 05 October

    Rapid Viennetta - white
    8 - 5
    Tango United - Orange
    Red Velvet
    6 - 7
    Yellow Submarines.
    Athletico JGG - Green
    5 - 5
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
  • Monday 04 January

    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    0 - 0
    Athletico JGG - Green
    Yellow Submarines.
    0 - 0
    Red Velvet
    Tango United - Orange
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta - white
  • Monday 11 January

    Rapid Viennetta - white
    0 - 0
    Yellow Submarines.
    Tango United - Orange
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    Red Velvet
    0 - 0
    Athletico JGG - Green
  • Monday 18 January

    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    0 - 0
    Red Velvet
    Athletico JGG - Green
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    Yellow Submarines.
    0 - 0
    Tango United - Orange
  • Monday 25 January

    Tango United - Orange
    0 - 0
    Athletico JGG - Green
    Yellow Submarines.
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    0 - 0
    Red Velvet
  • Monday 01 February

    Dynamo Kebabs - Blue
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta - white
    Red Velvet
    0 - 0
    Tango United - Orange
    Athletico JGG - Green
    0 - 0
    Yellow Submarines.

STILL NOT SURE IT’S FOR YOU?

Weight loss is a personal thing, and we completely understand if you still have questions.
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