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Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Aldershot rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Woody Swain, Coach, Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
2
2
4
2
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
2
1
3
3
Whale Madrid (ALD White)
2
1
2
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
2
1
2
5
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
2
0
1
6
Inter Piami (ALD Green)
2
0
0
Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight
Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 9 | 7 | 4 |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12 | 6 | 3 |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 2 |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 1 |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 16 | -10 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 4 |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 1 |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 0 |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0 |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Dave Preston | 4.00 | 1.23% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Kieran evans | 1.00 | 3.69% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Adam Thacker | 1.00 | 3.65% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Robert East | 1.00 | 1.84% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Rob Catlin | 1.00 | 1.59% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Richard Riley | 1.00 | 1.49% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Tom Baker | 1.00 | 1.32% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Marc May | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Ryan Holden | 1.00 | 0.77% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Andrew Parfoot | 1.00 | 0.42% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Stephen Thomas | 1.00 | 0.31% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Charlie Liney | 0.50 | 2.89% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Michael Stewart | 0.50 | 2.84% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Brian Howat | 0.50 | 1.91% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Alberto Lemos | 0.50 | 1.79% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Aaron Palmer | 0.50 | 1.73% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Gary O’Connell | 0.50 | 1.32% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Ajay Barnes | 0.50 | 1.03% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Ricky Milstead | 0.50 | 0.92% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Barry Watts | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Steve Bryant-Jones | 0.50 | 0.74% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Ross Kingsnorth | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Darral Wilson | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Stuart Gunner | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Thomas Donoghue | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | James Clarke | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Paul Green | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Troy Weston | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Mark Whalley | 0.50 | 0.26% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Dan Brockwell | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Robert Smith | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Daniel Orme | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 25 August
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 20:00Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 25 August
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 20:30Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 25 August
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 22 September
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 22 September
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 20:30Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 22 September
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 21:00Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 20 October
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 20:00Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 20 October
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 20 October
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 21:00Inter Piami (ALD Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 25 August
Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 22 September
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 20 October
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)
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Monday 01 September
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 20:00Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 01 September
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 01 September
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 21:00Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 08 September
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 20:00Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 08 September
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 20:30Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 08 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 21:00Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 15 September
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 20:00Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 15 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 20:30Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 15 September
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 21:00Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 29 September
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 20:00Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 29 September
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 20:30Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 29 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 21:00Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 06 October
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 20:00Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 06 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 20:30Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 06 October
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 21:00Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 13 October
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 20:00Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 20:30Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 13 October
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 27 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 20:00Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 27 October
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 20:30Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 27 October
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 21:00Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 03 November
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 20:00Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 03 November
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 20:30Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 03 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 21:00Inter Piami (ALD Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 18 August
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)2 - 3Whale Madrid (ALD White)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)8 - 2Inter Piami (ALD Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)5 - 8Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 11 August
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)8 - 4Inter Piami (ALD Green)Whale Madrid (ALD White)4 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)10 - 10Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 01 September
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 08 September
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 15 September
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White)Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 29 September
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 06 October
Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 13 October
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 27 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 03 November
Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)