Ashford

Monday | 19:00-21:00

Pitchside (John Wallis Academy), Stanhope Rd, Ashford, TN23 5RN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Ashford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Join MAN v FAT Ashford today to join a fantastic, thriving and growing community of like minded men all looking to lose weight, play football, have fun and build a positive community. I to am on my own weight loss journey and work with the lads to ensure we all stay on track and work together to support each other. Joining has changed so many lives, join today to change yours.

Liam Lockwood, Coach, Ashford

Leaderboard

Season Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Whales.
9
8
16
2
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
9
5
10
3
Man Titty. (Red)
9
3
6
4
Incredible Bulk. (Green)
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Whales. 9 8 0 1 91 45 46 16
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) 9 5 0 4 60 64 -4 10
Man Titty. (Red) 9 3 0 6 41 56 -15 6
Incredible Bulk. (Green) 9 2 0 7 33 60 -27 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Whales. 9 5 1 3 25 13 12 11
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) 9 4 2 3 20 22 -2 10
Incredible Bulk. (Green) 9 4 0 5 15 18 -3 8
Man Titty. (Red) 9 3 1 5 15 22 -7 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Whales. 9 5 1 3 30 10 20 11
Man Titty. (Red) 9 4 1 4 4 10 -6 9
Incredible Bulk. (Green) 9 4 1 4 6 13 -7 9
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) 9 3 1 5 12 19 -7 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) David Talbot 14.00 15.69%
Blue Whales. Peter Heward 11.00 7.66%
Blue Whales. Harry Hollyer 11.00 7.14%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Lee Jowett 10.50 7.60%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Andrew Bailey 9.50 9.60%
Man Titty. (Red) Matthew Beasley 8.50 6.76%
Blue Whales. Dylan Thomas 6.50 1.15%
Man Titty. (Red) Lee Larkins 5.00 4.05%
Man Titty. (Red) Adam Boorman 5.00 0.96%
Blue Whales. Jack Teehan 4.50 4.50%
Blue Whales. Henry Hadaway-Glancey 4.50 1.73%
Blue Whales. Lee Mills 4.50 -1.01%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Matthew Adrian 4.00 4.46%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Tim Biggs 3.50 2.02%
Man Titty. (Red) Tony McDonnell 3.50 1.09%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Lee Holman 3.00 2.39%
Blue Whales. Paul Stephenson 2.50 1.58%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Amir Sadiq 2.50 1.27%
Man Titty. (Red) Jermaine Roye 2.00 -0.41%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Matt Smith 2.00 -0.89%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Kieran Leppard 1.50 0.89%
Man Titty. (Red) Terry Wilson 1.50 -0.69%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) James O'brien 1.00 2.42%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 12 May

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    2 - 5
    Man Titty. (Red)
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    1 - 15
    Blue Whales.

  • Monday 14 April

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    5 - 9
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Blue Whales.
    14 - 16
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 17 March

    Man Titty. (Red)
    8 - 16
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Blue Whales.
    8 - 6
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 17 February

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Blue Whales.
    Man Titty. (Red)
    3 - 2
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

 

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  • Monday 28 April

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    6 - 10
    Blue Whales.
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    5 - -1
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 07 April

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    5 - 8
    Blue Whales.
    Man Titty. (Red)
    6 - 8
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)

  • Monday 31 March

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    6 - 5
    Man Titty. (Red)
    Blue Whales.
    11 - 5
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)

  • Monday 24 March

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    2 - 4
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Blue Whales.
    9 - 1
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 10 March

    Blue Whales.
    15 - 6
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Man Titty. (Red)
    4 - -1
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 03 March

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    5 - 12
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Blue Whales.
    5 - 11
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 24 February

    Blue Whales.
    13 - 2
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    3 - 5
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 10 February

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    2 - 5
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Blue Whales.
    10 - 2
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 03 February

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    11 - 8
    Man Titty. (Red)
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    7 - 10
    Blue Whales.