Ashford

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Pitchside (John Wallis Academy), Stanhope Rd, Ashford, TN23 5RN

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Join MAN v FAT Ashford today to join a fantastic, thriving and growing community of like minded men all looking to lose weight, play football, have fun and build a positive community. I to am on my own weight loss journey and work with the lads to ensure we all stay on track and work together to support each other. Joining has changed so many lives, join today to change yours.

Liam Lockwood, Coach, Ashford

Leaderboard

Season Five | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
6
5
10
2
Blue Whales.
6
4
8
3
Man Titty. (Red)
6
2
4
4
Incredible Bulk. (Green)
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) 6 5 0 1 56 30 26 10
Blue Whales. 6 4 0 2 57 32 25 8
Man Titty. (Red) 6 2 0 4 39 67 -28 4
Incredible Bulk. (Green) 6 1 0 5 37 60 -23 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Whales. 6 6 0 0 24 1 23 12
Incredible Bulk. (Green) 6 2 0 4 9 15 -6 4
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) 6 2 0 4 6 14 -8 4
Man Titty. (Red) 6 2 0 4 10 19 -9 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) 6 6 1 0 32 1 31 13
Blue Whales. 6 3 1 3 16 16 0 7
Man Titty. (Red) 6 2 1 4 13 28 -15 5
Incredible Bulk. (Green) 6 1 1 5 11 27 -16 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Andrew Bailey 11.00 9.23%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Tim Biggs 8.00 6.79%
Man Titty. (Red) Jermaine Roye 8.00 2.68%
Blue Whales. Rob Sanders 8.00 -0.55%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Damon Stevens 6.50 6.20%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) James Sloan 6.00 6.47%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) David Talbot 6.00 3.43%
Blue Whales. Peter Heward 6.00 2.02%
Man Titty. (Red) Andrew Marshall 5.50 5.25%
Blue Whales. Harry Hollyer 5.50 2.67%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Jon Simpson 5.00 2.10%
Blue Whales. Henry Hadaway-Glancey 5.00 1.01%
Man Titty. (Red) Jamie Marshall 4.50 3.32%
Man Titty. (Red) Matthew Beasley 4.00 1.37%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Lee Holman 3.50 1.86%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Hirsham Mohd Jalal 3.00 1.26%
Man Titty. (Red) Rob Reeves 2.50 2.43%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Matt Smith 2.50 1.12%
Blue Whales. Jack Teehan 2.00 -0.17%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Lee Jowett 1.50 -0.06%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) daniel ambler 1.50 -0.54%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) James O'brien 1.00 6.25%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Lee Woods 1.00 1.29%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Ricky Yearsley 1.00 0.71%
Blue Whales. Dylan Thomas 1.00 0.58%
Blue Whales. Stuart Young 1.00 0.48%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Harry Dilworth 1.00 0.21%
Incredible Bulk. (Green) Aaron Hall 0.50 1.72%
Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow) Simon Dorsett 0.50 0.19%
Man Titty. (Red) Lee Larkins 0.50 0.17%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 18 August

    Man Titty. (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 18 August

    Blue Whales.
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)

  • Monday 01 September

    Blue Whales.
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 01 September

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 21 July

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    5 - 10
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Man Titty. (Red)
    6 - 19
    Blue Whales.

  • Monday 23 June

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    10 - 7
    Man Titty. (Red)
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    8 - 6
    Blue Whales.

  • Monday 18 August

    Man Titty. (Red)
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Blue Whales.
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)

  • Monday 01 September

    Blue Whales.
    0 - 0
    Man Titty. (Red)
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

 

  • Monday 04 August

    Man Titty. (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)

  • Monday 04 August

    Blue Whales.
    VS 19:30
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 11 August

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)

  • Monday 11 August

    Blue Whales.
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 25 August

    Blue Whales.
    VS 19:00
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 25 August

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty. (Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 28 July

    Man Titty. (Red)
    9 - 14
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Blue Whales.
    5 - 6
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)

  • Monday 14 July

    Man Titty. (Red)
    3 - 12
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    3 - 9
    Blue Whales.

  • Monday 07 July

    Blue Whales.
    6 - 10
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Man Titty. (Red)
    7 - 5
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 30 June

    Man Titty. (Red)
    3 - 15
    Blue Whales.
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    12 - 3
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 16 June

    Blue Whales.
    10 - 5
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Man Titty. (Red)
    12 - 9
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 09 June

    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    11 - 3
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Blue Whales.
    12 - 5
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 04 August

    Man Titty. (Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Blue Whales.
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 11 August

    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    Blue Whales.
    0 - 0
    Man Titty. (Red)

  • Monday 25 August

    Blue Whales.
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Borussia Munchinflapjack. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty. (Red)