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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’

Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
8
8
16
2
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
8
6
13
3
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
8
6
12
4
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
8
5
11
5
Purple Team: Farcelona
8
5
10
6
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
8
4
8
7
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
8
3
8
8
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
8
3
6
9
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
8
2
4
10
Yellow Team: Grillareal
8
1
4
11
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
8
1
3
12
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
8
0
1

"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"

Ryan - Basingstoke

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 8 8 0 0 128 49 79 16
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 8 6 1 1 86 53 33 13
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 8 6 0 2 65 51 14 12
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 8 5 1 2 87 68 19 11
Purple Team: Farcelona 8 5 0 3 75 71 4 10
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 8 4 0 4 72 48 24 8
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 8 3 2 3 56 62 -6 8
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 8 3 0 5 57 65 -8 6
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 8 2 0 6 53 75 -22 4
Yellow Team: Grillareal 8 1 2 5 57 94 -37 4
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 8 1 1 6 44 86 -42 3
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 8 0 1 7 43 101 -58 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 8 6 1 1 29 15 14 13
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 8 6 0 2 30 14 16 12
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 8 5 1 2 25 13 12 11
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 8 5 1 2 24 14 10 11
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 8 4 1 3 25 13 12 9
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 8 3 2 3 21 24 -3 8
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 8 2 3 3 19 23 -4 7
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 8 2 2 4 26 29 -3 6
Purple Team: Farcelona 8 2 2 4 21 26 -5 6
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 8 3 0 5 17 31 -14 6
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 8 1 3 4 15 28 -13 5
Yellow Team: Grillareal 8 1 0 7 15 37 -22 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 8 8 1 0 46 10 36 17
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 8 5 2 2 19 15 4 12
Purple Team: Farcelona 8 4 2 3 30 21 9 10
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 8 3 4 2 17 10 7 10
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 8 4 2 3 16 13 3 10
Yellow Team: Grillareal 8 4 2 3 18 18 0 10
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 8 3 3 3 17 22 -5 9
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 8 3 1 5 9 13 -4 7
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 8 1 5 3 15 24 -9 7
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 8 2 2 5 10 21 -11 6
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 8 2 2 5 10 26 -16 6
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 8 1 2 6 8 22 -14 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Richard Dingsdale 15.00 3.98%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk George Taylor 11.50 9.00%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Louis Dispinseri 9.50 6.75%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Simon Athawes 9.00 1.37%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Chris Roe 9.00 0.00%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Ashley Howlett 8.50 11.05%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Jake Simms 8.50 5.59%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Peter Vickers 8.00 6.00%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Bradley Blyth 6.50 8.61%
Yellow Team: Grillareal giuseppe bergamasco 6.50 8.41%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Luke Parkinson 6.50 6.89%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Glenn Holden 6.50 3.54%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Steven Oliver 6.00 4.21%
Purple Team: Farcelona PETER VINCENT 6.00 1.67%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim James Loureiro 6.00 1.40%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Darren Verschuren 5.50 5.23%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Lewis Pickett 5.50 2.82%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Adam Green 5.50 1.33%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Dom Gook 5.50 1.29%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Rhys Valdar 5.00 4.38%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Matthew Wilson 5.00 2.36%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Matthew Gethings 5.00 2.31%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Lee Hatton 5.00 2.12%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Barrie Silk 5.00 1.94%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Robert Chandler 5.00 1.47%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads David Cullen 4.00 1.33%
Purple Team: Farcelona Ryan Minns 4.00 0.83%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ryan Coster 3.50 6.38%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks JOSHUA WELLHAM 3.50 5.16%
Purple Team: Farcelona Marc Adams 3.50 4.81%
Purple Team: Farcelona Gianni Coviello 3.50 2.81%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Joseph Duncan 3.50 2.26%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Roy Cuthbert Jnr 3.50 1.09%
Purple Team: Farcelona Harry Beagley 3.00 3.07%
Purple Team: Farcelona Daniel Bell 3.00 3.03%
Purple Team: Farcelona Neil Marshall 3.00 2.83%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Gareth Hall 3.00 2.61%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Rocco Coviello 3.00 1.60%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Jamie Hepden-Barker 3.00 1.53%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Stuart Peake 3.00 1.32%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Barry Davis 3.00 1.29%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Mark Whatton 3.00 0.53%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ian Hick 3.00 0.37%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Matthew Foster 2.50 3.15%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Stephen Carr 2.50 2.87%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious David Holloway 2.50 2.44%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Richard Tolson 2.50 1.72%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Chris Soton 2.50 1.49%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Nathan Hall 2.50 1.39%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Samie Aldoori 2.50 0.88%
Purple Team: Farcelona Craig Butt 2.50 0.67%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Liam Spokes 2.50 0.64%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Arran Landregan 2.50 0.52%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Matt Barclay Clark 2.00 2.81%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC George Gregory 2.00 1.96%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Craig Stevenson 2.00 0.91%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads David Porter 1.50 1.07%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Luke Watts 1.50 0.20%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Glyn Gregory 1.50 -3.98%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Jake Hardy 1.00 2.34%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Craig Saban Smith 1.00 0.78%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Christian Walker 1.00 -0.21%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Nathan Knight 0.50 2.90%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Matt Wells 0.50 0.73%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    VS 20:00
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
  • Tuesday 02 September

    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    VS 20:30
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
  • Tuesday 02 September

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    VS 21:00
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
  • Tuesday 02 September

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    VS 21:00
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
  • Tuesday 02 September

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    VS 21:30
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
  • Tuesday 02 September

    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    VS 21:30
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
  • Tuesday 09 September

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    VS 20:00
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
  • Tuesday 09 September

    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
  • Tuesday 09 September

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    VS 21:00
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
  • Tuesday 09 September

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    VS 21:00
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
  • Tuesday 09 September

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    VS 21:30
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
  • Tuesday 09 September

    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    VS 21:30
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
  • Tuesday 16 September

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    VS 20:00
    Purple Team: Farcelona
  • Tuesday 16 September

    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    VS 20:30
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
  • Tuesday 16 September

    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    VS 21:00
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
  • Tuesday 16 September

    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    VS 21:00
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
  • Tuesday 16 September

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
  • Tuesday 16 September

    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    VS 21:30
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    4 - 6
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    2 - 11
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    1 - 5
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    9 - 16
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    19 - 2
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    11 - 8
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    11 - 11
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    7 - 7
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    6 - 9
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    4 - 20
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    10 - 8
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    7 - 4
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    11 - 4
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    5 - 9
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    10 - 5
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    8 - 12
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    4 - 5
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    6 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    11 - 6
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    7 - 5
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    16 - 6
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    8 - 1
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    7 - 18
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    9 - 16
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    8 - 7
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    9 - 4
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    11 - 6
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    21 - 10
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    25 - 3
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    7 - 15
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
  • Tuesday 22 July

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 14
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    14 - 8
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    16 - 4
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    14 - 7
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    13 - 7
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    10 - 4
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    8 - 4
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    6 - 7
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    21 - 6
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    9 - 10
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    5 - 6
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    9 - 5
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    4 - 4
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    9 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    11 - 11
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    10 - 4
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    5 - 13
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    13 - 6
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
  • Tuesday 02 September

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    0 - 0
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    0 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    0 - 0
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    0 - 0
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    0 - 0
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
  • Tuesday 09 September

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    0 - 0
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    0 - 0
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    0 - 0
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    0 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
  • Tuesday 16 September

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    0 - 0
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    0 - 0
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    0 - 0
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    0 - 0
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    0 - 0
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk