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Tuesday | 20:00-22:00
The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Basingstoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’
Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
8
7
14
2
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
8
6
13
3
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
8
5
10
4
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
8
5
10
5
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
8
5
10
6
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
8
4
8
7
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
8
4
8
8
Yellow Team: Grillareal
8
4
8
9
Purple Team: Farcelona
8
3
6
10
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
8
1
4
11
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
8
1
3
12
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
8
1
2
"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"
Ryan - Basingstoke
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 75 | 56 | 19 | 14 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 115 | 66 | 49 | 13 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 84 | 56 | 28 | 10 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 72 | 56 | 16 | 10 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 78 | 76 | 2 | 10 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 82 | 57 | 25 | 8 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 8 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 56 | 79 | -23 | 8 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 37 | 42 | -5 | 6 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 8 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 38 | 74 | -36 | 4 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 53 | 79 | -26 | 3 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 23 | 74 | -51 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 11 | 31 | 16 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 25 | 25 | 14 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 11 | 19 | 12 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 24 | 20 | 4 | 8 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 8 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 21 | 10 | 7 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 6 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 37 | 43 | -6 | 6 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 23 | -8 | 5 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 36 | -17 | 5 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 9 | 38 | -29 | 5 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 8 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 19 | 43 | -24 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 9 | 24 | 14 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 14 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 37 | 18 | 19 | 12 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 22 | 12 | 10 | 11 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 9 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 7 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 15 | 23 | -8 | 7 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 11 | -10 | 6 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 16 | -12 | 5 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 31 | -18 | 5 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 8 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -1 | 10 | -11 | 4 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Ashley Howlett | 13.00 | 14.91% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Corrie Barnard | 11.50 | 8.03% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Chris Roe | 10.00 | 1.00% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jason Clerkin | 9.50 | 4.93% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Louis Dispinseri | 9.00 | 5.21% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Simon Athawes | 9.00 | -1.78% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Matthew Wilson | 8.00 | 3.64% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Balazs Csibi | 8.00 | 3.18% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | George Taylor | 6.50 | 4.21% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Dan Connors | 6.50 | 2.21% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Daniel Bell | 6.50 | 2.15% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Rob Perrett | 6.00 | 4.00% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Adrian Gentry | 5.50 | 5.59% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Roy Cuthbert Jnr | 5.50 | 4.00% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Craig Stevenson | 5.50 | 3.00% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | David Porter | 5.00 | 5.59% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Mark Whatton | 5.00 | 1.98% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Joseph Duncan | 4.50 | 0.59% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Jake Hardy | 4.00 | 2.06% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Darren Verschuren | 4.00 | 1.34% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | James Loureiro | 4.00 | 1.30% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Ryan Minns | 4.00 | -2.09% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Richard Dingsdale | 4.00 | -3.99% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Lewis Pickett | 3.50 | 3.89% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Ryan Hazelwood | 3.50 | 2.41% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Shane Livingstone | 3.50 | 2.27% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Matt Coster | 3.00 | 8.58% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Matt Barclay Clark | 3.00 | 4.27% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | aaron turner | 3.00 | 3.84% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Mark Hood | 3.00 | 2.41% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Matthew Gethings | 3.00 | 2.36% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | PETER VINCENT | 3.00 | 2.15% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ian Hick | 3.00 | 1.81% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Andreas Constantinides | 3.00 | 1.79% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Glenn Holden | 3.00 | 1.70% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Steve Beaumont | 3.00 | 1.33% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | David Holloway | 3.00 | 1.18% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ryan Coster | 3.00 | 0.67% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Stuart Peake | 3.00 | 0.29% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Thomas May | 2.50 | 8.33% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Connor Solley-Andrews | 2.50 | 2.96% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Bradley Blyth | 2.50 | 2.16% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Arran Landregan | 2.50 | 1.65% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | giuseppe bergamasco | 2.50 | 1.53% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Dom Gook | 2.50 | 0.90% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | John Medcraft | 2.50 | 0.64% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Paul Elliott | 2.50 | 0.44% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Nathan Armstrong | 2.00 | 2.08% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Johnson Bolaji | 2.00 | 1.40% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Daniel Ashby | 2.00 | 0.72% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Stephen Carr | 1.50 | -3.48% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Harry Beagley | 1.00 | 1.34% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Luke Watts | 1.00 | 1.02% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jamie Hepden-Barker | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Peter Vickers | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Naz al-Ani | 0.50 | 0.48% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Miko Chieppa | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Paul Robinson | 0.50 | 0.19% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 16 December
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 20:00Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 16 December
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 20:30Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 16 December
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCVS 21:00Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 16 December
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:00Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 16 December
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 21:30White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 16 December
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:30Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 06 January
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCVS 20:00Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 06 January
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 20:30Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 06 January
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 06 January
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:00Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 06 January
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 21:30Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 06 January
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:30Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 13 January
Orange team: Snacktar DonutskVS 20:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 13 January
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 20:30Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 13 January
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 21:00Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 13 January
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:00Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 13 January
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:30Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 13 January
Green Team: Biggun AthleticVS 21:30Purple Team: Farcelona
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 09 December
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 2Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousGreen Team: Biggun Athletic10 - 10Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim6 - 14Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC7 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaBlack Team: Al-Fattylads14 - 9Yellow Team: GrillarealWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace9 - 3Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 02 December
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk2 - 7Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPurple Team: Farcelona2 - 6Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousReds Team: Benfeasta FC14 - 9Lime Team: The Incredible BulksYellow Team: Grillareal2 - 18White Team: Cholesterol PalaceTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC8 - 1Green Team: Biggun AthleticPink Team: Glazed Ham United16 - 9Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 25 November
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC5 - 3Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousYellow Team: Grillareal6 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United4 - 7Purple Team: FarcelonaLime Team: The Incredible Bulks17 - 7White Team: Cholesterol PalaceBlack Team: Al-Fattylads17 - 14Reds Team: Benfeasta FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk10 - 10Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 18 November
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC10 - 24Lime Team: The Incredible BulksOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk10 - 11Yellow Team: GrillarealReds Team: Benfeasta FC15 - 1Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlack Team: Al-Fattylads6 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaGrey Team: Thick & Greycious10 - 2Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United4 - 5White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 11 November
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC19 - 10Yellow Team: GrillarealPink Team: Glazed Ham United5 - 13Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlack Team: Al-Fattylads2 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk11 - 4Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace15 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticPurple Team: Farcelona6 - 2Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 04 November
Black Team: Al-Fattylads12 - 4White Team: Cholesterol PalaceTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC13 - 8Yellow Team: GrillarealOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk9 - 18Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim-2 - 9Green Team: Biggun AthleticPink Team: Glazed Ham United11 - 5Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousPurple Team: Farcelona7 - 5Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 28 October
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United9 - 4Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlack Team: Al-Fattylads11 - 1Orange team: Snacktar DonutskWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace13 - 2Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimReds Team: Benfeasta FC1 - 5Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks7 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 2Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 21 October
Yellow Team: Grillareal5 - 3Purple Team: FarcelonaWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace13 - 16Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious9 - 3Green Team: Biggun AthleticOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk7 - 9Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedReds Team: Benfeasta FC14 - 6Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimBlack Team: Al-Fattylads7 - 17Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 16 December
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Orange team: Snacktar DonutskGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol PalaceYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 06 January
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC0 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Orange team: Snacktar DonutskYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 13 January
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousGreen Team: Biggun Athletic0 - 0Purple Team: Farcelona